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These types of threads are created for attention. One can’t tell me otherwise.

Useless landfill.

The man awarded himself. Politicians blowing their own trumpets.

Wordsfrombimpe:
I remember in my first degree graduation

Not even #500 naira was in my account

It was like I was working but nothing to show for it and I work really hard

It was an emotional phase in my life

I reflected on the time , sacrifices and energy I spent to built my career

And kept contemplating if I made the wrong decisions not to further for my second degree

That same graduation my course mates had their first and second degree

I saw the disappointment and looks from some of my lecturers who were expecting me to come back to continue my degree

I don’t know if that was the reason they didn’t award me

But in the moment of reflection

A Christian brand I was managing who was paying me less in management was about to send money into my account

Immediately I summoned courage and told them if they can increase the fee

Then I won’t be managing their brand

They called their other colleague who is now in abroad to plead with me to accept the money

I told them I have increase my rate cards , I gave them reasons to understand why they should be considerate but as they refuse I didn’t get the Money

But few months down the line I got a better gigs and then I realize me not furthering at that time wasn’t a stupid decision it was a wise decision

I built my practical skills because in degree you only learn theory and not practical

I still intend and working on Furthering my second degree but at the right time

Education has no limit to age

You can further anytime

You need to have skills and experience to survive in this world

Now I have trained thousands of students both individual and organizations

Both home and virtual

With certificate and recommendations

I hope my story will inspire someone that there is more to life than having a degree either it’s your first degree or second degree

Focus on growth and it can only be achieve when you discover your potentials and work towards it

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe

Bimpe, you too lie!

Patricia Masithela

That is not a Nigerian name. Maybe she was married to a South African.

As much as one can lose his/her life here, there are many ways one can depart from earth in developed nations. Mental illness left unchecked can make a seemingly normal human being violently attack a random bystander. As a black male, reciprocate a smile from an attractive white woman and her boyfriend may fill you with holes from gunshots or stab wounds. The tiniest of teenage girls always have dogs four times their size on a leash. They claim the animal is friendly even though it’s obvious the beast is in control of their interaction. Don’t forget racist policemen ready to send a black person to the afterlife “for fear of their own life.” One is safer here if the person chooses to stay indoors. There, home intruders with bad intentions are common.

Goddamn weirdo.

Bobrisky is a good example. Many on Nairaland claim they’ll send him to the afterlife. Those same mongrels use burner accounts to praise him and beg for money on his official page. Hypocrisy na wrapper wey Nigerians dey tie steady.

Where are you children meeting all these girls? Sha, I won’t envy you all. A trip to the ashawo thread made me turn around in disgust.

Pointless. It’s only a fifteen-minute increase till March and a fifteen-minute decrease around December. Travel out to see the real longer days, shorter nights and vice versa. Some Scandinavian countries experience midnight sun; a day in which the sun doesn’t set. During spring, the sun comes out as early as four in the morning and sets by eight in the evening. Summer sun starts at four in the morning till half nine. The opposite is true for winter, where the sun comes out at eight in the morning and sets by four in the evening.

Na clones win am, last last. See what I used to purchase for 18K back in the day. It became 40K in 2019 and today 300K. Na God go save us for Naija.

I don't know what to type. The report sef dey confused.

That's the thing with moneymakers; they learn to make more money. Poor people sit and complain, blaming everyone else for their financial shortcoming.

People don't understand that a gift sum does not last long. Many times, the person ends up worse than he/she was before receiving the money. Gamblers are a good example. They win a lot of money then end up broke in two weeks to a month.

She can always rename herself. The war ended fifty-four years ago. At least twenty years after the war was long enough to not face backlash from the name. If anything, she would be considered royalty in some parts of Nigeria's east.

umbo:
Pls sirs what are the basic differences between a Chromebook and a laptop.

Can a crome boot perform what a laptop can do

Do they operate on different application s

Thank you in advance

What type of phone do you use?

My Bimpe, making herself into a tasty treat.

I will implement this later. Right now, I’m happy being single.

NEPA in my area is doing gwo gwo gwo ngwo. If not for solar, I for dey Nairaland children shoes.

Marry her, na. Make we see if happily ever after will be your portion.

Oluwabimpe, nwanyi o-femmanu. You will worship my phallus!

Which means they’re doing their jobs then. Last I saw in videos, the houses on fire belonged to wealthy folks.

Their bans are the equivalent of cutting Kunta Kinte’s foot off. Something you enjoy doing and has brought you recognition, oyibo go stop you from performing the thing professionally. Na frustration, na. Poor guy.

One for the road. Normal, normal. Conji catches women and they innately know how long it takes to woo a man. They decide to take the easy path of re-inviting an ex.

1. Internet skit.

2. Na mumu dey grace this kind invite.

The reason these outbreaks happen every year since 2015, when I started watching global world news, is because people make money off them. If a problem is profitable, it never ends. I dey fold arms look una. Na sleep I dey whenever I see these reports.

So?

He’ll never try it again.

Take notes, Nairaland.

Oh, this video again.

"I couldn't..." yet the platform has forty moderators who rather troll threads than work. Make person help me laugh, abeg. ROFLMAO.

Nairaland and defamation na one and two. The report did not mention any institution, Bingo wey dey moderate go put UK university for title. Make them start dey imprison people for fake news make this useless place close one time.