₦airaland Forum

God forbid I take this rubbish. I’m sure the human version exists. Trust Africans to catch an innocent person and drown him/her in a drum full of alcohol. Their marketing slogan will be that the solution gives endless stamina, sex drive, wealth, good luck or courage.

At this point, people should know how to treat malaria and typhoid themselves. Those are the only two diseases which frustrate Nigerians. Those teaching hospitals also treat fractures and dislocations. Local alternatives are a stiff competition for them, so they are quick to attend to those before the patients move on.

We’re going back to 2005 with this one!

After disturbing us with multiple accounts asking for what Nairaland needs to implement, you’re back with another query.

Tell me, this one follow for your project?

Beebaah:
I’m not talking about big inventions or new gadgets.
I mean the small everyday habits checking phones immediately after waking up, relying on reminders for everything, communicating more through screens than face-to-face.
I’ve been reflecting on how these subtle changes affect productivity, focus, and even relationships over time.
Do you think technology has mostly improved your daily routine, or do you feel it has made life more stressful in subtle ways?

She’s likely petty. I don’t blame the man. These women will deceive someone online with filtered photographs. In reality, they are demons.

Marvieduke:
In the ongoing issue between mercy Johnson and Angela okorie which has made Angela to be remanded in prison pending her appearance in court her ex boyfriend has come out to plead for release but in a mockery post that got people laughing

He says: I beg make una forg!ve grandma na just cho cho cho and lie lie she sabi, na one old woman wen she chop the woman husband for asaba swear for her.

I’m angry that he’s in power. I don’t know who to blame. Sha, the other man for don full our ears with excuses. Politicians are not good people.

Fake news. I saw videos of her last month and early this year. She didn’t look anything like that. Though I don’t trust the Obamas, black female celebrities aren’t quick to hop on white trends.

All these stories wey no dey change anything. Prices will go up and they will come down. Nigerians will accept whatever marketers say.

Mercy is a wicked woman. I blame Angela. She knew the type of person Mercy was, she still engaged herself with idle rumour mongering. Will she learn from this? No.

Not news. Everyone in lucrative positions gets bribed.

Everything about this Seun’s nephew’s life is content. Everything. Illiterate boy doesn’t want to be better than his uncle.

Normal thing. They did this to my cousin once. Four days later, we found him.

Neymar is attractive? Sha, I am not female.

For those who have, what’s the difference between watching a Nigerian movie in the cinema as opposed to doing the same at home? I don’t believe our filmmakers have learned the art of separating both experiences. Till today, we’re yet to make visuals pop in high definition.

People really watch Nigerian films like this? Impressive. For those who have, what’s the difference between consuming one in the cinema as opposed to doing the same at home?

Cofficial:
The box office has a new billionaire! Toyin Abraham’s 'Oversabi Aunty' has officially shattered the ₦1 Billion mark, solidifying its place as the 4th highest-grossing Nollywood film of all time!

This isn't just a win; it’s a revolution. It officially becomes the FIRST-EVER directorial debut in the history of the industry to join the elite Billion Naira Club.

Toyin Abraham just didn't just break the box office; she shattered a historic glass ceiling that no first-time director in Nollywood has ever touched.

Ademola, what a way to start the day.

Preciousgirl:
I visited a male friend and he kissed my neck. I regret it now. Have I cheated? I wanna confess to my husband. Good idea?

Their minds are made up. They don’t come to learn. They come to cement their opinion that whatever is the trend is a waste of time. I’m not going to read this thread. Whoever chooses to will see the conclusion. I have viewed tens of threads in this forum which ended the same way.

Mosco100:
The fact that they don't understand doesn't make them “unserious individuals ”; you don't have to be rude while communicating.

That is the way the modern world is geared these days. Nobody has time to sit in offices. The Coronavirus lockdown made companies realize they could save money from having workers work from home.

Siberia01:
Lol remote tech
That's what everybody is doing
It's about surviving not advancement

Once I saw op’s alternate account names, I decided to avoid any of his posts. Social media and the internet as a whole was built for unserious human beings to keep being useless. Don’t swim in the mud with swine.

Wait on the sidelines and watch everyone take mouthwatering job roles. Don’t adapt to times. Keep waiting for opportunities to fall on your lap.

I will always preach it, this forum is full of unserious individuals. You can tell by what they type.

Siberia01:
Everyday i see different advices on twitter encouraging everybody to go learn a tech skill
We graduate about 500,000 young Nigerians every year, imagine all of them going into coding, UI/UX, data analysis etc.. which country will absorb all of them, because definitely no company in Nigeria will absorb 2% of that?

We seriously need jobs in this country
We can't continue adapting .

Is it the fault of the government or the citizens are not learning skills?

I don't see the problem here. You’re complaining that single women don't like you, however those in relationships do. If you couldn't attract any, I would help. For now, you're doing good.

Kanufootsoldier:
Most Women I approach do reject me I can tell you that 30 years of my life I have only bedded 3 women,not like I am counting but I am just telling you my reality,I think I am average In looks and I am not doing bad financially.no matter how hard I have tried women reject me I try being a bad boy It doesn't work I try being a good boy it still doesn't work, I feel.

Maybe I have a poor personality naturally that is not attractive because from childhood I have being abused and talked down on by both my parents and guardians and it took a toll on my self esteem and confidence even till date.i still struggle with insecurities.

However this is where it gets tricky, most of my friends girlfriend and wives do make advances on me but I avoid them even though it can be very tempting, I don't like betraying my friends even though some of them have betrayed me in the past with women but my conscience wouldnt allow me do such.

Currently a yoruba friend of mine who happens to be a nice friend to me is dating an igbo girl, since this girl knew I am igbo she doesn't let me rest, she will always speak igbo to me and flirt, to avoid trouble I always reply her with English, so my friend will not think I am secretly doing something with her, she doesn't hide it, and she is not the only one, she will view my WhatsApp status anytime I post and comment on them and like the posts, call me bad boy when I post big freaky pix.

I begin to wonder why normal single ladies do not make advances on me like that but ladies in relationships and marriages, lately I am having bad reconsiderations maybe I should start having affairs with these my friends babes because konji is killing me..

His type is the reason why Nwaamaikpe stopped updating his diary. Na them plenty pass for Nairaland. When they can’t find anything to steal, they throw insults at the highest liked comments.

oz4real83:
You just copied everything posted on Facebook by "Edo baba" verbatim without even acknowledging the person, this is equivalent to intellectual theft

Google exists.

Gerrard59:
So what do you recommend as grooming tips for the average Nigerian man? Let's remember that the groom here is from a well-to-do family.

The usual tale of corruption. Nothing new here.

Olofofo247ng:
In 2005, P.M. News reported that President Olusegun Obasanjo’s wife, Stella, was linked to the acquisition of over ₦1 billion worth of government houses through family fronts.

According to P.M. News:

▶️ The scandal broke after an anonymous document detailing how the houses were sold got to President Obasanjo. The document alleged that due process was ignored and that the exercise was dominated by politically exposed persons, including presidential aides, former generals, governors and ministers.

▶️ Among those listed were Stella’s siblings and relatives:

▶️ Henry Abebe, who allegedly bought a house at 23 Milverton Road, Ikoyi for ₦158.4 million ▶️ Dr. Yemisi Abebe, who got a property at 12 Ikoya Avenue, Ikoyi for ₦80.4 million ▶️ Dr. John Abebe, Stella’s brother-in-law and personal assistant, who acquired 1B Iru Close for ₦64.8 million ▶️ Mrs. Franca Abebe, who paid ₦57.6 million for a house at 7B Maroko Close.

▶️ President Obasanjo cancelled the entire sale. In a strongly worded letter to the Housing Minister, Mrs. Mobolaji Osomo, he said he was “personally embarrassed” that members of his wife’s family appeared on the list. He ordered an immediate cancellation of the exercise, a refund of all payments, and a fresh public sale.

▶️ P.M. News also reported that Vice President Atiku Abubakar was offered the official Vice President’s residence in Ikoyi but declined it.

▶️ The sale was part of a broader policy based on the recommendations of a federal panel led by Brigadier Oluwole Rotimi (rtd.), which had advised the government to dispose of federal properties in Lagos.

▶️ Affected properties included 1004 Flats, Eric Moore Towers, Bar Beach Towers, LEGICO Quarters, Alagbon Towers, Awolowo Road Towers, and others in Ikoyi and Victoria Island.

▶️ When the first phase of sales began in 2004, it was immediately criticised. Tenants protested, civil servants complained, and court cases followed. Despite assurances that occupants would get first choice consideration, many said the houses were sold off cheaply to politically connected buyers.

▶️ One deal cited was the sale of Eric Moore Towers to Dock Management Nigeria Ltd, owned by PDP chieftain Moshood Salvador, for ₦570 million

Mscheew. We’re in 2026. Nairaland pikin don drag us back to 2020. Good to see Sango Ota just entered 2020. The world will return to normal in about six to seven months. The lockdown won’t last forever. Coronavirus will be seen as an infection anyone can catch and be healed from.

PresidentMUGABE:
The primary objective of why Ozo went into BBN house was to emerge as the winner of the reality show.

An instant shift occurred in Ozo's priority when he first set his eyes on Nengi. He chased after her relentlessly and got snubbed by the biracial babe. She wouldn't even let him rock her during their Friday night parties.

The harder Ozo tried to win Nengi's affections, the more rejections he received from her. When he was evicted from the house, he tried to kiss and got rejected by her.

Years later, the Nengi that Ozo was simping over had a baby out of wedlock. A man saw her better suited as his baby mama than his wife.

Ozo and Nengi's story should serve as a cautionary tale to men who love to chase women all over town. A one-time rejection from a woman is enough proof that she isn't interested in you. Walk away from her and seek more fruitful options.

Trying to convince a woman to accept your advances means that you have put her on a pedestal. You can't put a woman on a pedestal without compromising your masculinity.

No obirin is special. She farts loudly and poos like every human. Why should you act like your life is in her hands?

If she doesn't want to wife with , another man will babymama her.

A shooting a day makes the US great. Ask Kobojunkie who’s afraid to step out of his house because gunshots in Chicago are as common as door knocks.

All these 4chan weirdos take advantage of their pale skin in Africa. They see our women as animals they can use for fleshly pleasure. If he tries the same in his homeland, prison straight.

Pointless news to me.

See them. Under 17 lovers.

Bizmind95:
This girl use to fine well well back then. But now, she don wowo finish. Her mom is even looking better than her now sef