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Better luck next time.

All of a sudden Nairaland children don’t like lesbians again? Oh, so beauty is a determinant for you people’s acceptance? Disgusting!

femi4:
For a lady, menopause is just around the corner

Won't be surprised if Plumptre n Assisat followed soon

Oshoala is ready to play till 40. Plumptre, maybe.

while peeing inside a bucket of meat

Looks more like an anti theft scheme. Maybe someone has been stealing her meat. Doing this will hopefully disgust the person. If it’s an animal stealing her meat, she needs a man to do the urination. Animals know female humans are harmless.

26 - 28 is when your body starts slowing. You can still push it. Maintenance becomes utmost. Many athletes retire at those ages. 34 is when you know your prime is officially over. A minority manage to push their bodies past that into late 30s and early 40s. Their performance remains a shadow of their early years.

When he’s done with that, he’d travel out like Russel Simmons. When your preferred lifestyle is against the law, move to countries with weak justice systems.

She still hasn’t fixed her self esteem. Sad. Meanwhile, aunty is old. She should retire from music or relocate to a foreign country.

I don’t remember her marrying anyone. Who is the father? “E sweet me, e sweet me, na him I carry belle.” Single parenthood is not easy. She’s old enough to know.

Stop. You’re making the lie more obvious.

jguy007:
you think? maybe you will love to see my bet9ja deposits for the past years, but I wont bother doing that cus people like you are hard to convince. I only pray you never witness this up close.

If she can birth children, I don't see the problem. Men are very open with their fetishes. Many women fancy midgets. They hide their fantasies from even their siblings.

Thank God I purchased the standard version. Na mugu buy the Pro this generation. When wealth outweighs sense.

The truth will come out.


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Babasonny:
Nigerian singer, 2Face Idibia, better known as 2Baba, has reacted to the report of his arrest in London after reports emerged online that he was arrested after a heated argument with his wife, Natasha Osawaru.
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‎However, reacting to the speculation on Friday morning, 2Face described his arrest as false, adding that they had a medical emergency.

What I find funny is the white man looks at the picture and sees two black women. Plumptre is a quarter black. She is more Caucasian than African.

He won't last a day in prison. Rest In Pieces in advance.

I don't care. Most of these events were sponsored by politicians to keep the masses divided. Average humans want the best for their neighbours. I know because I come across many foreign nationals. Politicians try their best to separate us.

I checked my blood pressure two days ago. Type 2 hypertension. I've made some changes since then. I will check again then report in my journal.

African men love their women large. Thank God for exposure.

Pootle:
all i see are some women that need belly tucking i

Here we go again.

Useless forum where moderators now label themselves "spam bot."

Lies incoming.


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It drops my blood pressure and blood sugar. A healthy drink which I highly recommend.

Nairaland will never move this to the front page. Reddit would. This place was not created to help people. It was made for pointless arguments.

If to say na truth you tak, you for shun all our comments. As na lie, you go rather die than be proven wrong. Abeg, carry your lie go.

Kemetian:
You too feel inferior...

You too lie. ROFLMAO.

Kemetian:
I get it. Your sense of inferiority is supremely high, allied to lack of exposure.

Tell me something. Do any of you actually use YouTube?

You sound like people from the 1980s.

Lie, lie, pikin. The product of Nairaland.

Kemetian:
I keep telling people that Nigeria is a highly influential country, not just in Africa, but the world.

I saw a video once with a Ugandan student in Russia complaining that if he as an African chats up a Russian girl and says he is from any other country apart from NIGERIA, they'll bounce you.

The guy said "Nigerian guys... What's your secret to these girls? Please allow other Africans here to breathe."

Just when you think she'd retire, she'd get pregnant in five years time. I sabi her type.

What is in this marriage that women want to kill themselves over? It really seems na them carry the thing for head pass men. If men wanted to marry as bad as I hear colleagues claim, all these events and stories I hear of desperate females wouldn't exist. I did not see any 22 year old female there. All I saw were thirty somethings. Truly, women get expiry date.

I don't care. I pay to be entertained.

Nigerians read. It's our humongous population which makes it seem opposite. When the only literature 9 out of 10 Nigerians patronize is the bible or Quaran, it makes sense why leaders shout that our reading culture is non-existent.

AI enhanced pictures or bleaching.

As much as I don’t believe this boy, let me indulge him.

ChildOfDoom:
So since I lost my job,

What was your old job and how much did it pay?

it has been hard finding money to patronise Olosho. I had been starved for nine days.

Uncle Tinubu’s policies are touching you.

My current teaching job doesn't pay much for that lifestyle.

Secondary or primary school?

I have had to rely on the intermittent money I get as a 'middleman' from FX customers to support my 'conji ministry'.

I received 12k commission today from a particular deal. I had planned to visit a brothel after work to fulfil my urge/fantasy.

Luckily, I decided to soapy in the shower and the urge has been regulated. Money is now saved for food and data

Where there is a will, there is a way. Olosho no cost.