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Half of the housemates, Igbo. The other half, Yoruba. A sprinkle of South South and two northerners in the mix. I will not tune in to channel 198 next year. 2,500 unique tribes in this country and they keep selecting the same six? I am not doing again. The worst is when out of twenty-six strangers, ten know each other from outside the house.

Who?

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Dazidon:
4 as long as i remain victor omerigwe


It is far better to die a prostitute than to end up like my mum


I cannot imagine having any girlfriend or wife that will remind me of those hellish damn damns


I rather need more ways to 4get a lot of incomparable sufferrings


How many times will i meet her in a a worn out ,pale and some kind of lifeless state b4 whatever happens?


I remember how she once battled eye,leg ,tooth and other health issues at once!


Anyways, i do not see marriage or having children as enough reasons to celebrate.

It does not mean i prefer to die with no history of a heterosexual relationship.

It does not mean i wish to die childless.


I can never just understand why a person has to experience the kind of family crises i have experienced.


I consider myself to be from a broken home and i hate my grandparents from both sides.


I am not interested in meeting extended family members and i do not plan to relocate to benue state even though itz my state of origin.


Even if i become the governor, i will never spend a whole year in benue except they force me.

However,
If i ever become a billionaire , i will ensure that no girl or woman around me ever goes broke , whether by investing, recommending,employing,teaching,networking or whatever whatever.


as in,
I have to erase certain memories before they erase me.










........
.....Victor 'Flames' Omerigwe.

All a matter of time before she realizes the man is no different from regular ones despite his impressive phallus.

Back in the day when composition was the skill of the elite. The letter may be three pages long. God, I miss penning thoughts. There are many means of dropping comments and write-ups online. The average internet user is an author in his/her own right.

Something is wrong with these R&B guys. Rappers are the same way. They can get most amoral legal females. For reasons unknown, they prefer underage ones. Prison don catch this one. He will be R Kelly’s celly.

DyshApp:
A decomposing body found in the boot of a Tesla registered to singer D4vd (David Anthony Burke) has been identified as a missing 15-year-old (though she was 13 when she disappeared) girl.

What happened:
On 8 September, police discovered human remains inside the trunk of the impounded Tesla at a Hollywood tow yard, responding to reports of a foul smell.

The vehicle was registered to D4vd, a well-known singer with viral hits like Here With Me and Romantic Homicide.

The body was in an advanced state of decomposition, wrapped in plastic. The clothes found: tube top, black leggings; also stud earrings, a yellow bracelet.

Screenshots and private messages from Discord and other social media platforms between 2022 and 2024 indicate a relationship between Celeste and D4vd, with Celeste being identified as his girlfriend in some chats. Some messages allegedly describe sexual encounters and suggest grooming when she was a minor.

Victim:
Identified as Celeste Rivas from Lake Elsinore, California.
She was 13 at the time she went missing (on 5 April 2024) and would have been 15 now.
The Medical Examiner noted: height about 5 ft 2 in (157 cm), wavy black hair. Also had a tattoo on her right index finger reading “Shhh.”
This “Shhh.” tattoo is also reportedly identical to one the singer D4vd has. Other eerie overlaps: her mother says her daughter had a boyfriend named David, and the singer’s name is David Anthony Burke.

Aftermath:
The cause of death is still “deferred” (pending further investigation).
D4vd is cooperating with authorities.
His tour schedule has been affected: the show in Seattle scheduled recently was cancelled.




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Okay. I’ve heard. I will tell my mommy.


12 characters at home.

12 characters:

Ghosts are depicted as white. She has pale skin. One can’t blame those six to seven year old kids. I would do the same if I never knew humans came in that shade.

Exercise that mouth. Next week’s market day, he’ll bring up another allegation.

One thing I’ve realized is misery loves company. People are too worthless in life that they’ll fight tooth and nail to keep others in their position. The woman made the country proud. Internet trolls who’ll never amount to anything are typing epistles of hate to disprove her feat.

Okay.

Should’ve left him there for two months. He hasn’t learned his lesson.

The sooner you children realize that whoever birthed you isn’t always your parent, the better. Your grandparents raised you. They are your mother and father.

Ehis8:
Yes, I was born by mistake and I have accepted the truth. I don’t even know what/how family seems like. I grew up with my grandparent in the village all my life (Esan Edo state). i’m a student of UNIBEN, I’m about to proceed to 200L.

My mother is something I don’t want to talk about, I already talked about her in my previous thread some years ago. infact I have disowned her long time ago. Yes.

My so called father on the other hand, has been deceiving me all my life. He lives in Ogun state with his new wife and 2 children (a boy & a girl). My father only comes to see me whenever he’s invited for a wedding or burial ceremony in the village. Although I won’t lie, he has been paying my school fees, sending me money for up-keep e.t.c but my father doesn’t want me to come and know where he stays. Always giving one stupid excuses to another.

The last stupid excuse he gave me when I told him I wanted to come know his house was “nobody is always around, the children are in boarding school bla bla bla”

I feel void, lonely and empty in my life, I want to know my step siblings, I want to have a good family bond relationship with them, I always wished to have a brother and sister I can talk and laugh with.

My matriculation day, nobody came, my sick grandfather can’t travel from village to Benin wish i so much understand. My father only called me to wish me congratulations and told me to send him pictures on WhatsApp.
Seeing Everyone with their families and loved ones made me cry like a baby that day.

Infact my plan right now is to call my father and tell him my mind, since he sees me as a mistake, he shouldn’t take care of my bills anymore, he should focus on his favorite children. He should just keep staying away from me as usual. I will be fine.

I swear, I’m heart broken, i’m crying, I’m in pain, I hate my life, I’m a mistake, I should’ve been aborted.. Ooh GOD!

I need your advice pls.

Were the three confirmed to be dangerous or the US just wasted non-American lives for fun? I’m leaning on the latter.

Fireboy02:
What do u not understand

Your point. Now I don’t care.

What is your point? I don’t even understand.


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Fireboy02:
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Fury will destroy Joshua. He has always known this. We will see it play out. Abeg, for Joshua's sanity, he should face someone else.

The technology is expensive. Congratulations to them. We can only dream of such.

panafrican:
No diesel fuel, no pollution, just water vapor.
Clean air, healthy population.

Break the write-up down to five hundred words. I don’t get paid to read.

I will click when OP buys me data.


14 characters. Why?

Them go dey here brag say them no go ever do am. Na them go first kneel down to propose in future, calling their present selves unwise.

Everybody has his way. There is no one-size-fits-all method to life. In some partnerships, marriage was communicated leisurely as an appointment they’ll meet on a certain day. It worked. Many men knelt to propose. Some women knelt to propose. Some passed the engagement ring in a box to their partner. No kneeling happened. Omoh, the same way many people possess unique fingerprints is how they’ll propose marriage to partners.

I never saw this coming. I would’ve bet my house on Canelo’s victory.

Nairaland is an utter waste of time.


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Stop taking performance pills, una no go hear.

I’m not married and it’s beautiful enough for me.


2 characters went home and never came back.

My friend said it and I will always agree; hunger and poverty keep Nigerians fit. See his double chin in the second picture. Is his new position one to celebrate? He’s a deputy Sheriff of a small town. He’ll be paid and won’t lack food. However, he won’t experience the real United States he watched in movies.

My grandfather used to do it. I wonder how he coped with forty children. My father doesn’t. He tried the habit at one point. It didn’t last long. He burned out. I will find out in future whether I will do so. I highly doubt because I love my sleep more than anything.

Their usual excuse is “the devil made me do it.” Those were some good neighbours. I hope those robbers don’t come back for revenge. They were armed with a machete. One can’t call them petty robbers.

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Moment thieves scaled a fence to steal generator from a home

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYp16KGgIOI

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