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Only broke people care. I don’t.

I’m happy for her. When the Chibok girls story broke, 90% of children here claimed it was fake. Somehow, somehow, after some months - 40% believed the news. As time went, 99% of children here eventually believed. I’m surprised to see a handful of posters 11 years later claiming the situation was a hoax. Old things die hard. The 17 year olds of the time are 28 year olds today. Many of them still unemployed.

57 and 60 are around the same age so I can understand her faking 57 even when 4 years older. Kemi, she fine pass you. This age revelation will do nothing to her career. People who believed her all these years will continue to do so. Aunt Jemima. Go and hit the gym and take your meds.

I’m not surprised that Nigerians didn’t support him. Na our way.

Burdenbearer:
It is overrated to you because you can drive, isn't it?

1. No point to respond because you’ll disappear for two years this time.

2. I can’t. I will learn sometime this week. I tried twice in the past but faced instructors who wanted to cash out from me. God shamed them because I lost interest. This time, I will learn on my own terms.

God! These effeminate boys of Nairaland.

Those veins are caused from low body fat, either from poverty, physical labour or hitting the gym hard. Bodybuilders have sugary concoctions they take to make veins “pop.” One has to do a Google search to find the ingredients. I’ve typed all I know on the matter.

So, why don’t we celebrate male athletes who are able to cater for their families? I dey fold arms look una.

Not our business. Developed nations are thinking of practical solutions daily, we’re looking at our polithief-cians to save us.

Solitude. The world too loud. With less people in it spread far apart, na to finally enjoy peace.

If it was for carrying drugs, what did he expect? Many black people are hung in those countries and nobody bates an eyelid.

Akanabaa:
At just 22 years old, Iwuchukwu Amara Tochi's life came to a tragic end in Singapore under circumstances that left many questioning the fairness of the system. This is the heart-wrenching journey of a young Nigerian athlete who found himself entangled in a web of legal battles, facing the ultimate punishment. Was he truly guilty, or did the system fail him?

No.

705dark:
Please elaborate

[quote author=705dark post=136329545][/quote]I choose to create wealth.



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Centring on what women think will not put money in your bank account.

705dark:
It amazes me how ladies differentiates the both

What pains me more than gnat bites to the scrotum is that Saturdays will keep passing and incels will spend them glued to their screens instead of going outside to enjoy the weekend. SMH.

Abroad life no easy. The man will reach out eventually. My then girlfriend who I supported through the process of japa cut me off four months after relocation. Six years later, no word from the woman. I don replace am since. I no dey waste time.

He had her at sixteen years of age. Too early in my book. All Nigerians care for is getting rid of the kids early in life so one can retire in peace. Let me say the truth; there is no retirement from parenthood. Your married children will come with their kids to disorganize your solitude. Your peace of mind will be further disturbed from hating your empty nest existence.

I am better off childless for now.

Everybody is an activist these days.



Okay, ten characters. What next?

Give us the full three months, not two and a half. Nairaland as usual being an unreliable source for information. Make I enter house first see if this season deserve my attention. The producers will do initial gra-gra for the first two to three weeks. They will relax into boring the audience soon.

When you’re ready to change yourself, you will do so.

Three minutes to five and this Africa Magic movie is still playing. The launch show will be the normal seven o’clock as usual. The time in the posters was likely aimed at other regions.

ConDawah:
Home grown alternatives to what? Natural seeds? Why do you think we need any alternatives?

…and I’m still yet to see a child or animal starved for a significant length of time reject a fruit/piece of food, claiming it is GMO and not natural.

Who?

Sango Ota is stuck in the 12th century. Waist beads are novel in the town.

FILEBE:
This is the 1027th time This topic will hit front page. Like men have nothing else to talk about again.

Nairaland staple. If this forum doesn’t post about waistbeads, toe rings or leg chains in one year, the platform will shut down and Seun will be forced to find a real world job.

I’ve been hearing of the dangers of GMO on Nigerians for the past fourteen years in this forum. I’m still yet to see a homegrown alternative. If you cannot solve the problem, close your mouth and watch the white man fix our condition.

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Ogbeni, how is it a giveaway if I’m still going to pay? I have a pair and e sure me die those things don’t last up to two hours anymore. Carry your wayo go one side.

Brooklyn abi Bronx dey like Mushin. I was told by an honest person.

Seun:
A side effect of making the bot more lenient. Just report them.

Seun, is there anything wrong with my last comment? Tell me why mynd44 deleted it.

I hope she was impregnated by a fellow minor because many Nigerian men are cursed. Them full Nairaland and will defend their perversion with pages of incendiary comments. Try it in the real world, let me catch you first. I will make sure you sip food from a straw for the rest of your life.

Seun, for someone who claims to be a programmer, code humour flew over your head. Our Nigerian problem is we do not understand concepts before attempting them.

When you’re ready for improvement, you will take steps to it.