₦airaland Forum

Burna and Adichie’s outfits look uninspiring.

The west will not pay it. Let’s not kid ourselves.

Their accounts will be called Richdad, Billyionaire, YoungDangote, etc. See their life outside. ROFL. Nairaland na cruise.

They weren't married?

The power of preek.

Thank God for the mental discipline which guides me not to see betting as a form of making money.

This is the one of the few benefits of AI; putting lifelike appearances to court illustrations.

The man is old. Hair dye is used by African Americans to retain a youthful look. I wonder why their counterparts here don't care. Surely ignorance. Nigerian men in their sixties choose to shave every form of hair on their heads in a bid to retain their jobs.

This type of juju is in my village. If you set the thing for the guy to cross over, he will chase anything in a skirt. It is a means of derailing a man’s future. Rather than thinking up strategies to progress financially, he will be having sleepless nights over all the females he hasn’t knacked.

No way she didn’t knack those men. They couldn’t all be mugus. No sex before marriage? I dey fold arms look anybody wey tell me that one.

Wahala. First time I’m hearing of a northern male being against the union. Normally, it’s the other way around.

Bimpe, you too lie.

Her case reminds me of BBC weather girls. Those ones have virile husbands. I think seeing their wives on the screen in professional makeup makes them do the do every night.

Animals in uniform. Oh, that one is for the army. These ones are criminals in uniform. They saw nothing they could use to incriminate him so took out their frustrations on his body instead.

The CIA causing division once again. If you kill unity, you can rule the masses. Believe those were real people at your peril.

Months later, what did OP use the money for?

You have resigned to your fate. Stay like that.

Nairaland has gotten a facelift and this one still hasn’t changed. Aunty, I dey fold arms look you.

Dating in your late 30s to early 40s is not so easy, I see.

If I say this woman news never tire me, na lie I dey lie.

Small small, twenty year old Davido is now a thirty-three year old man with a thirty year old wife and multiple children.

DeeScan:
What the hell is a lokito ??

99.9% of Nairaland.

100,000 Naira of today is equivalent to 30,000 Naira of years past. That is the reality on ground.

“If you love something, let it go.”

This is an amazing example.

Congratulate them and carry on with life.

For once, it didn’t seem like I was expecting a lap dance.

Her heart gave up. Why medical institutions cut costs by not screening their workers yearly will always baffle me. If not that deaths are bad for corporate reputations, soccer clubs will avoid doing the same for their players.

It’s the same question men ask regarding women and I will always tell them; somebody serious about you will not require a double-check. You will know and it will amaze you why they find you irresistible. It is pretty boring because they throw all their cards on the table. There is no mystery or pointless struggle involved. It’s why women are quick to disregard them for someone more “alluring.” They then later complain why their new choice disappeared after being together for a short period.

All the places I’ve visited and it is only Nigerians who practice these. One thing I’ve discovered is the ones who always wish somebody “happy xyz” are the quickest to beg for one thing or the other.