₦airaland Forum

I know. I don’t care.

Many of the bastards on Nairaland were produced from such union. They see their biological fathers in advantageous positions but the man will never claim them due to loyalty to his marriage. I pity una. Why the man come chook prick inside only to reject the result?

We’ve read about planet killer asteroids for decades and yet, here we are. Nothing to worry about. Life continues.

For an ordinary motorcycle. Some people are truly cursed. I originally assumed it was because the victim owed him money. Many Nigerians are that feral.

Wetin dey confuse me pass na why Yoruba women dey always waka barefeet. In a crowd of fifty women, the ones who refuse to wear shoes are surely Yoruba ones.

Christmas is by the corner.

Bath rugs and carpets, please. I don’t know why plumbers don’t recommend them. Nineteen year old men die from slippery bathroom floors. Don’t be a statistic.

See those sweet rates. They are training people to become beggars. It is no different from betting companies with their many tricks to catch newbies.

Humans value food over money. Once a person can farm, his material needs dwindle. Money needs more money to be sustained.

This healthy looking man.

Easy to say, hard to confirm. Many Nigerians suffer from diabetes. He was likely one of them. Slump to death cases are either diabetic comas or diabetes-related heart attacks. I don’t fight anymore because you don’t know who’s looking for a soft death at the hands of another. Some people hear that they have cancer then head out looking for a life-ending fight.

Person wey fit afford brand new no dey ask question.

I didn’t know about his arrest and didn’t care. He will confess in one song soon. Na their way. Part of being a rapper is being legally reckless. Having children doesn’t stop them from acting stupid.

Dude makes the most noise then surrenders quickly. Typical of people from that tribe.

USAID at it again.

These Philippine communities are able to combat Dengue every time spikes occur. Brazilian communities do the same to Zika as well as Liberian communities where Ebola is concerned. Why is it that they easily contain these diseases every other year and yet the organisms responsible are not wiped off completely?

If there is an attack from a pride of lions, no human being will kill majority then leave two to procreate. We all know future generations will come back smarter. The same can be said for diseases and pathogens.

That fat Yoruba woman should be chained to a treadmill for a week.

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The guy never ready. I will pay that 20% of the fees then ensure they collect interest from the person. Him type full Nairaland and they will come here to react like saints while being devils in secret.

Learn to drive, learn to drive, the average Nigerian will say no — the belief is that consistent exposure to a vehicle makes one an expert. Oyibos were not fools for making it a law that people should learn to drive first. Their driving classes are four times harder than ours. It pays off in the sense that they experience less accidents overall.

damosky12:
Calm down and drink water.
You're taking yourself too seriously.

I knew of all the people here, you would post a reply. Mscheew.

Abeg, Gistlover is not a reliable source of information. He makes up stories all the time.

That’s an MMA gym. Those guys go the craziest miles in a bid to harden the body. Their training, despite the unconventionality, works.

An unexposed mongrel will come trying to attack my comment in a bid to draw out a pointless argument. My user id is not Kobojunkie. I do not have time to waste on confidently ignorant educated illiterates. I’m off to type rubbish elsewhere. This thread is done and dusted in my mind. No coming back.

Not my problem. This country has only two telecom companies; MTN and others.

With the money they’ve made over the years, it’s believable that they’ve moved to solar panels and inverters.

Part of the reasons black men remain backward in life is their pride in making babies. I’ve come across one too many men who claim they’d be better off if they never bore children — at the very least at early ages. Nobody gives awards for how many children you birthed, if anything, they are financial burdens. A word is enough for the wise. “Children are blessings,” well, so also are farts.

Pharaoh4rin:


Funny enough "ota" means nyash for one dialet in Nigeria, I think ebira or igala or idoma or so

Very fitting with how animalistic the residents behave.

Florida men were never known for being bright.

Finally. All he did was eat money and make noise. Thank goodness I will never see his name in newspapers again.

Everywhere for Ogun na Ota? I no understand that state.

Tears rolling down my eyes from watching plebeians book space and fight for housing. I don build self contained here since construction. Nobody should play with me!

First to goddamn comment.

Well, the man has done a lot for the country. I knew him only for the radio station, TV station, cinemas and beauty pageants. He surely is the type who can’t stay idle, hence his eventual wealth from engaging in multiple ventures. It is no shock that he made it into the corridors of power. We have bingos here who claim to hate idleness yet remain in the same slum they were born in, year after year, without achieving anything. Who are they fooling?

This Nairaland is a very useless place. My time here is limited.

2cribz:
U cant do shi t. Ud cry and move on. Police go use u chop.

Spoken like a true child ignorant of his legal power. Thank God we are not the same.

Flying is still the safest form of transportation. For one crash which is reported, at least nine hundred journeys took place the world over. I will take such odd compared to entering a vehicle which poses a greater risk.