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That he didn’t have a family outside is my biggest surprise. Many mongrels here can’t trust themselves to emulate his sexual loyalty.

With all these matters, the bank will start playing the-more-you-look-the-less-you-see with people’s funds. If my ten million Naira shake, I will burn one of their branches. They shouldn’t play with me.

Voodoo will take a century and a half to become history in the minds of Africans. It seems we have a better chance of stamping out corruption than we do of ending this embarrassment. What pains me the most is so-called educated illiterates littering African cyberspace defend the belief like they’re being paid to do so.

The halftime shows are an event of their own. I tried watching the sport. Its start, quench, push, move, quench again and repeat nature killed my enthusiasm. Supersports and ESPN Africa don’t air the halftime performance so I gave up on attempting. Now, I watch the halftime music show a day later on YouTube.

What do you think about it? What should I think and why should I necessarily have an opinion?

Yetunde’s body had been cut into pieces and soaked in an unknown liquid.

Acid. That man is a murderer. He wanted all evidence gone in three days. It’s not his first rodeo. Delete him from society.

All these horror stories will not work. They are less than a handful from thousands of successful stories, be it knacks or relationships. Women will not listen. Conji trumps logic ten times out of ten.

What?

This is surely a means to extort the public. Governors without ideas create these avenues to pacify hooligans and make them feel they’re contributing to society.

Where I live, it is always [insert governor’s name] Task Force. The task force consists of sanitation workers aimed in seizing mis-parked cars. The abuse of power is saddening and confirms that the black African is subhuman.

Details surrounding his death remain unclear as of the time of this report

I will come back when they’re cleared.

Her duty tour is coming to an end. In the last video I saw of them she was bored out of her mind. Na Yankee she suppose face anytime soon.

Didn’t this news make front page almost two weeks ago? I noticed today was a slow news day. In the past, you clowns hoarded insightful information in exchange for rubbish. Now this place don dry up — no nonsense to post and no enlightening topics.

CivilEngineer90:
these comments cracking me up na name i ask 🥰🤣

You sef no serious. I thought I was defending a human being.

Situations of this sort keep life exciting.

Politicians fight online for entertainment. I can never take political news serious.

A man fell in love with a woman. So what?

Okay. I will report you to my parents.

Another attention seeking topic. Welcome to Nairaland. E sure me die say na Olu type this thing. I don tell that boy tire say na only gay dey form woman online.

I don tire to hear her, Saidaboj and Hilda Baci story. Make their fifteen minutes of fame end, abeg.

No mention of Nsukka. Na she write this thing so?

Ilamina:


Back to square one

Bot.

I need a summary of that write-up before I can present an opinion.

ThMysteriousMan:
I've done a lot of things in the past years and it didn't materialize maybe because I'm always in a haste.

Let this haste you speak of not let you learn the job haphazardly and run away, believing you’ve arrived. Nigerians mostly learn the basics of a skill and never improve themselves further, setting themselves up for failure in the future.

Please can you explain what you mean very well 🙏

What else again do you want to hear that hasn’t been typed in the response?

What have you been doing all these years? Tiling takes about six to eight months to learn. Watch what the others do and take calculated risks. If you sit back and wait to eventually learn the skill, it will not come. Your co-workers will not allow you learn it because they feel you’ll take their place. Befriend one of them and ask him to teach you out of work hours.

You never ready for the job.

Will you still visit Nigeria in December?

Imagine that he was thirty years old when the country gained Independence. This one lived life complete.

Everybody has their way of celebrating valentines. Many hotels now are filled with randy middle-aged men entertaining young adult women.

Five pages of opinions and I have come to a conclusion. I am going to knack her. Somebody has promised to borrow me money sometime before the month ends.

All the pastors, politicians, hoodlums, gatemen and family men knacking other people’s wives, are they spirits? Make una leave that curse statement for your peers. A randy spouse will cheat regardless of how his/her partner behaves. It is inborn for many individuals. That she pestered me for six months, going to seven now, shows how desperate she is. A desperate person is a dangerous one. I would have let go if she gave up after a fortnight. Now, it’s accumulated anger which she’s awakened which I will pour on her body.

Thank you to those who responded and good night. Enjoy the remaining ninety minutes of Valentine’s Day.

He has been a politician for the longest time. Dude was knocking heads off long before Gen Z kids were born.