₦airaland Forum

fallout87:
Has the PDP stopped ruling?

What is the difference between APC and PDP anyways? Even the same people are in the parties.

Most Nigerians fail to understand this

snipesc3:
My male dog is of age mow but only has sex drive for his sister n mother, see trouble. He will fight other females in heat that was brought for his pleasure, this dog na winch o! What can i do to increase his sex drive towards all bitches in heat. See photo of tje idiot

Stop calling your dog an idiot and stop exposing your abusive behavior in public.you are not a natural dog lover.
you probably keep dogs for breeding and selling that's why you don't know what to do.

The man looks confused

oluwafrizzy:
1. Not checking for visible damage. Nearly 75% of people never bother looking for tears or holes — even if they use their teeth to open the packet (don’t!) or snag the con_dom on their jewelry or fingernails.

2. Not checking the expiration date. Yes, that little date printed on the wrapper is news to 61% of users. Con_doms last very long – up to 5 years for plain ones, though only 2 years or so for those with a spe_rmicide, which gradually breaks down the latex. If a con_dom is sticky or brittle, toss it.


3. Putting it on late in the action. About 43% of students in a se_x-behavior study donned the con_dom after pene_tration had already occurred. Presumably they didn’t know that some spe_rm can be released before the final fireworks, posing pregnancy and STD risks.

4. Not leaving room at the top. It’s apparently news to four out of 10 con_dom users that before putting it on, you need to gently squeeze the tip of the cond_om to remove any trapped air and leave space for the sp_erm. Otherwise, the co_ndom’s more likely to break.

5. Putting it on wrong. Don’t you hate when that happens? About 30% of people put it on inside out and don’t realize that an inside-out cond_om is more likely to slip off. The safest thing to do? Start with a new one. The right way: The con_dom should look a little like a ski cap with the bottom edges rolled up (not under). The cap should fit over the pe_nis so that the brim unrolls easily down the shaft.

6. Slipping off during se_x. To find a good fit, buy a variety of styles and sizes (there really aren’t that many choices) and try them at leisure. Remember, natural lambskin sounds nice and can prevent preg_nancy, but it doesn’t protect against the viruses that cause AIDS, hepatitis, and herpes. Only latex can do that.

7. Taking the cond_om off too soon. Not a good idea. For the 15% of men who report doing this, losing an ere_ction is a big reason. But ere_ctions can come and go during se_x; besides, eja_culation can occur without an ere_ction, bringing with it all the risks of pregn_ancy and STDs.


Source http://www.frizzyhub.com/2017/03/7-biggest-mistakes-you-could-be-making.html

cc:Rocktation,farano,Mynd44,lalasticlala.

That's true,But they learnt it from tuface.

I dedicate this FTC to All disciples of Skin to skin and Apostles of withdrawal method;
one day,monkey go go market,e no go ever return.

Jorian1:
Better, because am in uyo too, we should know the price and cost for everything and please who have rubbers for sale, 25lit, what is your price

highest quality brand new 25 liters kegs at 800 naira only.
Delivered to your door step or warehouse.
Minimum order is 500 kegs...
Maximum order 10000 kegs...
Thanks.

menwongo:
Seller of those kegs here came late. I will be needing 200 if you have any supply in Uyo. I have already bought 500 unit.

Best kegs has small handle.
8 marks by the side. 4 marks by the right, 4 marks by the left.

we may be late to you,doesn't mean we are not supplying to others.thanks.

uboma:
@ donparosky,
What do you think about these kegs?
Are they durable?
From previous posts, I learnt that Kings are better off.
Kindly provide your expert advice here.
Thanks

Bro,I am also an oil dealer.I sell what I use.100% genuine. 25 is 25.. well measured.

Engr06:
I got her the last phone she used, and I was even planning hw to get her another. It's nt as if there isn't a phone to use or communicate with. She has a small phone she does use. Not as if she is totally phoneless

That girl is ungrateful and careless.Most girls in relationships are go-getters.they are always needy and have this entitlement mentality.just break up with her.

Rudeboy,don't mind those social media trolls... Broke people make the most noise and worry about irrelevant things.

Omooba77:
Hmmmm, thank God the man is back; I was just imagining what would have happened

Fear fear....

buffalowings:
what is the meaning of bmc

being seeing it lately

Buhari Media campaign or Centre.

The Naira swap deal with China was just an artificial solution to a perennial problem;Even the Chinese government itself would do Anything possible to increase its Reserves in US DOLLARS.
I am so happy the 'deal' failed to materialise.

THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE STILL USED OUR NAIRA TO EXCHANGE FOR DOLLARS AND STORE IN THIER RESERVES.

Our Economic problems can only be Tackled Holistically by bridging the gap or 'inbalance' between importation and exportation.

Even the present artificial remedy of pumping in more dollars into the economy,will only create more problems in the long term if not Tackled from the foundation.

THE NAIRA SWAP DEAL WAS THE VERY FIRST SIGN OF CLUELESSNESS.

Longeaton:
Dear Nairalanders, a friend of mine (Wale) is in urgent need of your advice. There goes the story... My friend received two job offers from China Civil Engineering Construction Consurtium (CCECC) and Access Bank last week. Wale is finding it difficult to choose between the two offers. Wale has MSc and BSc in Civil Engineering. So he is inclined to working in an engineering industry. But the problem is CCECC want to pay him 55k monthly despite is qualification and he has to work from Monday to Saturday (7:30am- 6pm). Also he learnt the management of CCECC do not treat their staff well. Please Nairalanders! Should he accept the Access bank job since the pay is high (250k a month) though their might not be career growth

If you or your friend cannot make up his mind,after all the points clearly stated in the post;then the best thing for him is to burn his BSc and MSc certificates,go back to the village and start weeding farms for a living.

OK

OK

Drinokrane:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday talk that he has not been very sick like this before.
He say that this when he was having meeting with the government officials, he said; “I couldn’t recall being so sick since I was a young man, including in the military with its ups and downs,” He also said he do not remember when he had a blood transfusion last. He also added that whether he is alive or not Nigeria will still continue.


http://www.legendvibes.com.ng/2017/03/i-have-not-been-sick-like-this-before.html?m=1

Our Nigerian bloggers should be blogging in pidgin English.
Has it really gotten this bad?
Dear Nairaland mods,please get a special moderator for editing posts before pushing them to front page.
The rate of grammatical blunders on Nigeria social media makes me wonder if being Formally educated or literate in Nigeria excludes good command of the English language.

cc:Seun

she that is 'begging' also lives on social media.
she will also get married on social media,have kids on social media,divorce on social media and wail forever on social media;
while people are happily getting married weekly and Enjoying marital bliss in real life.

BoiledHead:
My sister is about to put an end to her marriage in a very dangerous way. What happened?

She caught her husband sex chatting on whatsapp. She didn't even catch him physically sexing but chatting and she wants to put an end. Their son would be celebrating his 5 years birthday soon and is this the gift they wish to give the young chap?

I have tried my best to talk to her but I have no idea on how to go about this afterall, I'm single. She was like "what do you know about marriage?". The husband on the other hand hasn't taken my calls and he angrily left the house since 3 days.

Big bros and sis In the house, what advice can I give to my sister?

They should all go and die.

'They are always reacting on social media'.
The most idle people in Real life,are always occupied on social media.

Something needs to be done about how topics should reach front page.
How will a relatively 'important' topic like this get to front page after almost one year(may 2016 —March 2017)
But topics about failed marriages of entertainers would reach front page even without a single comment.

cc:Seun

I wasn't the one who advised you guys when you broke up

This whole blackmail is now Boring... Stephanie otobo is getting more frustrated and desperate because the Apostle is not shaking...
And his wife has even publicly pledged her support and loyalty to him..
Festus keyamo,Stephanie otobo,Sahara reporters and all their sponsors... SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.

Copy and paste

Jacob Zuma is the 'Brand Ambassador' of Xenophobia;and yet South African companies depend on other countries for the Bulk of their profits.Ask shoprite,MTN,Multichoice.. etc.
without input from their Nigeria coys,even their Headquarters in South Africa would crumble.

Jacob Zuma should be more concerned with curbing the spread of HIV/AIDS which can be contracted in South Africa like common cold.
Most of their citizens are either positive or waiting for the window period.

E besh them

we know... Thanks for the reminder

Pope Francis... I dey come

It's inevitable

Some people will always benefit from Nigeria's problems.In fact,they create these problems.

Broke people make the most noise