₦airaland Forum

I am so happy to hear of her death...

When I was in secondary school (FGC),we used a number system to identify our ridges...
Each student's ridge was given a number,and the counting was made from a small cocoa tree at the right side of our school farm...

Nice

Kids everywhere...

Somehow dry and disjointed...

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DadojoReloaded:
sold

Thanks for your excellent service... You are really trust worthy...
NB:I am the guy that bought it.

Would that arm ever remain the same?

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Yes because they shouldn't eat their cake and have it...

She meant...
18+18=36...
lalasticlala,Mynd44

THUNDAR:
Good development! We Hope to see What the money of the tax payers is being used for!

It is shared among our politicians and used to fund their extravagant lifestyles...
May your moniker fall on all of them....

Peoples' hard earned money that our politicians will use to host prostitutes and hire private jets...
Even though I unwillingly pay taxes for now,via pay deductions,Levies and transaction charges...
A time will come in future,where I will specifically make a career out of evading tax...
And when finally compelled to pay the tax,for every amount I pay,it's equivalent in Assets would be destroyed by fire in the nearest FIRS office...
My sabotage for FIRS,is still inside the placenta...

dabeto:
What does she mean when she comes in for a visit and keeps reminding you about when she is leaving.She comes in around 5 pm and announced that she is leaving by 8 pm. At intervals, she keeps reminding you. Does she want you to initiate sex moves? When you start off, she kicks you off. What exactly does she expect from you by this repeated reminders? Sometimes, she inquires time from you even when she can check her watch or phone.
She has visited thrice in the last two weeks, lead the same habit and doesn't want to be held even by the hands not to talk about being led to the inner room.She is relaxed and chatty whenever she is around. As a bachelor living in a 3-bedroom flat, I am set to go. I am 29, she is 24.

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Nbote:
Abeg make dem hurry com.. I jus hope dey won't go d way of HiTV... With Kwese and Bein Sports DStv can go and f*ck demselves..

Without condom

My own father fought that war for three years as a commandant...
I have gory stories of the war in my head ...
There are unedited graphic pictures in his old briefcase till today...

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Queenlovely:
My friend is in a dilemma now. She has more Carry over in her final year. What do you think she should do. She was given economics to study as against the banking and finance she wanted. Now the day of pain is near. She cant tell her people of an extra year. They would kill her. She has so many other siblings waiting for aunty to graduate and rescue the family. What can she do. She no be slay queen oh.
Seun
mynd44
Lalasticlala

Are you sure you are not the one

I don't know what her current CGPA is... But with 10 carryovers,I doubt if it's up to 2.0...
I would suggest the following options for her :

1)If she is like the average Nigerian girl,let her manage and write the carryovers,if she can at least pass them,graduate with a 'University attempted degree' and get married because that is the highest achievement of the average Nigerian girl.

2)If she has career dreams and passions,and her sponsors are still willing to help her,she should quietly write JAMB UTME,apply for her dream course Banking and finance and start all over again..

3)If she and her sponsors cannot stand to bear an extra year,she should quietly drop out of the University and get married or venture into business,while telling the whole world that she is a graduate (so many successful businessmen and politicians in Nigeria,are living like this)

3)If she is too frustrated,she can quietly jump into the Lagos lagoon because I wonder what she was doing to accumulate 10 carryovers....

lalasticlala,Mynd44

If it happens in Nigeria,trust Nigerians and their low level of civilization... They won't mind carrying out Jungle justice on the Pilot.

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peteregwu:
Don't even try it. Betting is not of God, it is gambling and the Bible condemns it. In fact when you get involved in betting it is sin.

The Op knows this,in fact he must have been taught in his Sunday school class as a teen,but he is probably confused based on what is happening in the twenty first century church...