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KnowledgePower7:
Sometimes, I get so amazed at how stupid girls can be. As in e dey shock me ..

My bro organize Olosho for me in his house
I come his house, we chill, she chop food, everywhere dey okay.

My bro come comot the house
Leaving me and the girl for parlour
I follow the girl reason, she be runs girl.

I tell her make we knack.
She come dey act uninterested, she no even want make I touch her.

I ask am again for knack
She say wetin she go gain from the knack.

I tell her say I don spend for car repair 41k
That I have small money left
I told her I will give her 4k for quickie sex

Then on saturday tomorrow I dey expect money. I go come flex her proper and take her out.

Do you know this girl refused
Saying 4k is too small

I reminded her that tomorrow big cash is coming and na 2 of us go flex. I mean am 100%. I even show her the WhatsApp chat of the vendor that will pay me tomorrow.

I tell am make she just hold the 4k for now
Make we run quickie at least 5 mins sex
4k for just quick something
Tomorrow when money show na me and her go flex..

She say No sex
That she can't have sex for 4k

Naso I leave the babe for my guy house
My guy come dey tell me say make I find am 2k.

I carry that 4k and gave it to him
And told him what happened.
He said the girl still dey his house and she thinks he has money to give her.

She done miss the 4k
Still come miss the 30k I wanted to give her
Just because of stupidity and greed

Now the big money has arrived
She get mind to tell me if we can hangout on Sunday?

Some girls are incredibly stupid
They are the weapons fashioned against themselves.

This is a clear case of cunning man die cunning man bury am...una dey negotiate, you con dey vex

God1000:
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/07/us/politics/a-wave-of-racist-texts-after-the-election-prompts-the-scrutiny-of-the-fbi.html?

Idiotic democrats at work again...

@javanian I noticed that these fullstack Javascript frameworks: MEAN, MERN and MEVN. What seperates them are Angular, React and Vue. I want to ask the vets here which of the three frameworks is relatively easier and quicker to learn and why?

In China, the average bride price is around 140,000 yuan and that today translates to over 32 million naira...32 million naira, only bride price oh...this is tantamount to mass sterilization or mass fornication all day everyday!

...even in the US ballot boxes are being tampered with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3C6mGIJYU

nairalandkachy1:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/27/yahaya-bello-hiding-under-gov-ododos-immunity-onanuga/

...and somebody says Nigeria is not lawless. So someone can kill 50,000 people, take up accommodation in the house of a governor and boom he becomes immune to prosecution...what a zoo.

Gabrielshow24:
What kind of advice is this?
Why are you playing both sides?
You started off as an angel then you finished as a devil's advocate!

"Let your yes be yes and your no be no"

As the regards the matter.
She should desist the urge to masturbate for masturbation is spiritually worse than adultery!

Oh no, you are the devil in disguise here. If your life is spread open today you will easily be the worst sinner on this platform. It is people like you that Jesus did not die for. People who are righteous in their own eyes and know nothing of the struggles of another. In my post, I mentioned that it is not right to masturbate but it comes with a lesser consequence than adultery. If she is weak and vulnerable and cannot yet master her body do you think any of the trash you just said will help her? Keep your self-righteous bullshit to yourself and don't put unnecessary burdens on someone that is already burdened. If you cannot pray for her and your prayer cannot empower her to fend off her sexual urges occasioned by the kind of life she once lived then leave her alone. All sin is sin. That meat you stole from the pot when you were little is as damnable a sin as genocide but we all know that the sin of genocide comes with a greater consequence than the sin of stealing meat from the pot.

Daejumong:
Hello Daejumong! Can I use S£x toys as a Christian?

‘ I am a married 30 yr old born again Christian. My husband is working hard overseas and He has been away for 3 yrs. He sends money home regularly and he prays regularly with me!

The problem is I am burning with passion and I don’t want to cheat on him! He is still yet to get his papers and I am sure he is not cheating on me! He was the one that brought me to the Lord as I was a loose girl with a very high libido before I met Christ thru him.

Dae, do you think I should satisfy myself with adult toys so I don’t cheat on my hubby? I feel it’s a sin but I don’t want to go back to my vomit! Please advise me sir!’

Mature married Christians, advice needed for this sister!

Madam masturbation is wrong but in this case it is helpful to manage the problem to prevent it from getting worse. Your high and probably uncontrollable sexual desires are being driven by your past sexual life and the consequence of it and as a Christian you need to deal with it in the place of prayer. However, while you are dealing with your sexuality you must realize that adultery carries a far greater consequence than masturbation. So for now, to manage your sexual drive, pending when you are able to bring your sexual drives under control by prayer, you can resort to masturbation. Make sure you discuss this with your husband and get his approval before doing anything. Also, ask your husband to assist you in the place of prayer to manage your sexual desires and detach from the consequences of your past sex life.

Finally. Don't destroy yourself with guilt. For all has sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD. We are all looking for mercy and I pray you find mercy because you seem to be a sincere woman struggling with sexual drive.

[quote author= post=132590836]Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/25/pandemonium-as-police-nscdc-clash-in-osun-photos/[/quote]All criminals. Anyone or anything wielding a rifle in this country is 99% likely to be a certified bonafide criminal.

Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ZruEmMooE?si=biXwhNU5rJ0vVwOq

The end of Concorde? Yes. The end of supersonic transport? No. There is hyperloop transportation that is in the works and it may achieve supersonic speeds.

God1000:
https://gazettengr.com/julius-ogunro-why-another-donald-trumps-presidency-is-bad-for-africa/?

100% propaganda. The decisions of the president of the USA do not have to favor any other country but the USA. Trump became racist after he decided to become president, before then no one called him a racist. If Trump returns, there is a high likelihood that the wars in Europe and Middle-East will end very quickly. No amount of bullshit propaganda will deter Trump from winning.

[quote author=iamclime post=132569662][/quote]Send your CV!

iamclime:
I'll consider this. I can't use all the software mentioned though.

Which of the software are you proficient in?

Vacancy: Research Manager

Job Description:
The client is a PhD candidate studying the interaction of labor markets, transportation, and gender in Nigerian cities and would like to hire a contract research manager to manage data collection for 3000-5000 urban residents of large cities in Nigeria. Most of the data will be phone surveys, with a handful of in-person surveys depending on timing and budget.

The research manager will be expected to:
(1) managing a team of data collectors,
(2) tracking productivity with Googlesheets,
(3) performing routine data quality assurance with Stata or R,
(4) programming surveys using the XLSform standard and deploying them on SurveyCTO or Kobotoolbox,
(5) preparing survey protocols,
(6) training and evaluating enumerators virtually on Google Meet,
(7) performing spot checks and back checks, and
(8.) performing basic data cleaning to prepare for data analysis.

Technologies you must be proficient in:
Google sheets,
Stata or R or Python (at least one of these)
SurveyCTO or Kobotoolbox (at least one of these)
Google Meet
XLSform programming

The research manager should be self-motivated, able to work independently as well as communicate in a effective and timely manner with the research team to appraise them of the progression of the fieldwork.

Minimum qualification:
- BSc/BA in any of the Quantitative Social/Management/Pure Sciences (an MSc/MA would be preferred)
- At least 3 years experience as a research manager or senior research associate managing teams of data collectors for large-scale data collection


Job type: Short-term Contract (approx. 3-4 months)

Interested candidates can send 1-page resume/cv and cover letter in a single word/pdf page to efficiencie@gmail.com with the title: Contract Research Manager Application on or before midnight 27th October 2024. Only applications with the specified title will be reviewed and only candidates shortlisted for an interview will be contacted.

phantom:
It's really unfortunate! 😔.. Next time, vote with your head and not your heart. Shun tribalism and religion... those sentiments get us no where!

It does not matter how you vote when the election will be rigged. Even if the whole country comes out and vote against Tinubu, he will still win. If you like combine the population of neighboring countries and ask them to vote against Tinubu, he will still win by a landslide. The only solution to the problems on ground now is for Nigerians to work together to resolve the crisis. The government has nothing for the Nigerian people.

Emmayur:
8th of May, 2016

Tastefully finished 2 numbers 2 bedroom flats and a very nice 1 bedroom flat are available for rent in Bosso and Tunga area of Minna, Niger State.
Call or whatsapp Capitol Properties on 07069303910 if you are interested.

Do you have any 1 bedroom flat for rent near London Street, Minna.

Siridroid:
I'm struggling to make ends meet, and my family is suffering. We're currently without food, and my children are at home due to unpaid school fees.
Any support would be greatly appreciated.
Your kindness would bring immense relief.
Pls assist me For God sake. Atimes I feel like its better for me to die than to see all these happening but God knows best.Please come to my rescue, nothing is small for me at this trying time. Thanks and Godbless

if only there is a way to confirm that you are telling the truth!

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2024/10/5/hezbollah-loses-contact-with-senior-leader-hashem-safieddine-sources

Lo and behold the 11th commandment: Don't mess with Mossad!

GboyegaD:
In it all, it takes the right man to find the right woman. If you end up with a love peddler, watch yourself.

Nope. It takes a wise man to find the right woman and it takes a godly man to keep the right woman. You can be the right man but naive and that would result in you getting a refurbished hoe. However, getting the right woman is one thing, keeping the right woman is another thing. To keep the right woman you need to add godliness to your wisdom.

GboyegaD:
Love is sacrificial and you surely would sacrifice for those you love and vice versa. In it all, life is about moderation and moderation in itself is relative. Therefore, the one you think is a simp might not be because he decided to sacrifice to that extent for whatsoever benefit he yearns for in return.

Love is sacrificial indeed. That means love requires sacrificing something. That also means love is valuable because it comes at a cost. Now why would you give something valuable to a fool? Why give your precious sacrificial love to a LovePeddler? Only a pure and wise lady who submits to her man deserves sacrificial love.

Nicenancy:
I have experienced and heard stories and testimonies of many witchcraft operations.

They often involve the witch having sexual intercourse with their victims.

What is the link?

For the wise, spiritual and experienced only

Thanks

...because their boosy is a gateway to the nether realm...take a plunge and you will testify...Proverbs 5:5

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. And when massive flooding is visited upon them now, you will still mock them.

Most of you just mislead yourself with wrong information. Zimbabwe and Zambia have a huge river dam connecting both countries. It has been sustaining both nations for long with no severe drought as worst as this.

Madagascar faced similar proportion of atrocious drought last year too and it's becoming clear that climate change is giving the world serious problems.

Which climate change? If man has shown potential to cause climate change why can't the same mankind alter it to benefit themselves? Well, the short answer is that Africans are busy stealing, looting, and pillaging their own land. If they wanted, they could end the drought but the money that could end the drought will be stolen by some stupid black man who will squander the money on girlfriends, trips, alcohol, and other forms of trash!

FreeStuffsNG:
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/16/climate/zimbabwe-cull-elephants-intl-scli/index.html

Yet there is a near-straight path from Mutare, Zimbabwe through, Chimoio and Beira both in Mozambique to the Indian Ocean where there is plenty of water. Instead of spending the billions they make from gold and other extractive resources on channeling water to Zimbabwe through Mozambique to irrigate the land and combat the drought, the ruling class will rather use that money to enrich themselves.

Africans are the curse of Africa.

thesicilian:
Don't we have enough problems as it is in this country

You don't know Nigeria and Nigerians. We will have enough problems when Nigeria and Nigerians cease to exist!

God1000:
I pity nigerians who are supporting this man, some of you have brothers and sisters living in America, some are undocumented immigrants , Donald trump doesn't care whether you are christian or Muslim, he will deport them all for as long as they are from third world countries.

He will not deport anybody from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE but he will deport people from Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana and Uganda

His own wife "Melania" was born in Slovenia before coming to America



Kamala Harris is the answer

Kamala Harris is the answer to what question? Is she not currently in power? Why can't she be the answer to whatever imaginary question she is the answer to? If you enter a country illegally you are a criminal. Simple and short.

Joe Biden said to put a bullseye on Trump and what follows is an assassination attempt. It seems Biden is now taking lessons from Putin's playbook. The bastion of democracy is gradually becoming a dictatorship.

Wickedness flows in the blood of a lot of black man. People commit a crime, implicate an innocent man, made sure he stayed in prison for a crime he didn't commit for 24 years, the police seeing a man without a criminal record that maintains his innocence refused to investigate, find the dead woman, and conduct forensic analysis to verify who killed the woman and the justice system basically sent an innocent man to jail without concrete evidence. Black man does not know GOD. White Atheists know and obey GOD better than the typical religious black man. Check those criminals, members of the police and the members of the judiciary, they either go to church or slam their heads on the ground in a mosque.

This country is gone. It is not salvageable. The youth are lost. The elders are inept. The priests are corrupt. The teachers are fools. The lawmakers are lawless. The judges are businessmen. The leaders are tyrants and when they are not tyrants they are yesmen. The future is gloomier by the day. We are a people in decline. A failed society. A sorry excuse for a nation.

God1000:
Why Rwanda? Rwandan government shouldn't have accepted such thing from UK

I sincerely don't know how this will benefit Rwanda

That the government of Rwanda is not pushing back indicates there must be some benefits for the Rwandan government - not necessarily the Rwandan people. Governments are the source of literally all the problems on earth.

OALandAgents:
Sounds like the soldier was off duty, so was it really necessary to mention that he was a soldier?

Whether he is on or off duty, he remains a soldier provided he is still on the payroll of the government and being paid with tax payer money. The action of the idiot is not new. Soldiers still live in the military era in their brainwashed heads. They have no sense of service until they are commanded by a superior officer. It is not their fault. When you serve a fool or take orders from a fool, you have to be a fool to keep getting your paychecks.

Good01:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/im-disappointed-obasanjo-jonathan-watching-pdp-bleed-sowunmi/amp/

The answer is simple. OBJ cannot kill Atiku as Atiku is a fish too big to eat and Atiku has taken over PDP. As for Jonathan, ma guy don see shege pro max. After years of calling him Jona-daft, incompetent buffoon, and a host of other terrible names and after years of seeing first hand that he is a Tilapia fish in the tank full of sharks, he decided to respect himself and fade into silence.