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TravelRe: I Am A U.S. Consular Officer: Ask Me Your Visa Questions. by effisyman: 10:47am On Sep 12, 2013
Dear VO,

Kudos to the good job up there.


I want my wife and kids to relocate to the US, to give my kids good education and the good foundation.

I have my own business registered here, and will be here monitoring my investments.

My wife has only been to mecca for pilgrimage.

my four kids are aged 7,5,3 and 1yr old.

what do i need to do to make their travelling easy?
PoliticsRe: Ozekhome Released By Abductors by effisyman: 10:43am On Sep 12, 2013
To God Be The Glory.
RomanceRe: Let's Solve The "Husband Scarcity" Syndrome. by effisyman: 8:37am On Sep 11, 2013
ireneidiva: Its time for me to comment. They said husbands are scarce. 'Husbands' not men. Men are everywhere but 'husbands' are scarce. It is pretty obvious from the all the craps guys on this thread have written and as we can all see, there is no resonable man on this thread and for the fact that a guy sat in his room or office and typed this unbeliveable shit, husbands are really scarce. I really don't understand this generation of guys infact, are this the kind of men we are supposed to marry? Guys suggesting polygamy? Tying four women to one man to satisfy his insatiable lust? Husbands are really scarce. Women pray hard! People putting their numbers and emails here, women are not desperate! We don't need it! We are just trying to say that this generation guys are too messed up to marry!!!
You are a very good example of what westernisation have turned African women to.
I pray you realise on time before you join the growing list.
EducationRe: Okonjo-iweala Is Insensitive To The Plight Of Students - Akpatason by effisyman: 3:28pm On Sep 10, 2013
Who is sensitive?
RomanceRe: Let's Solve The "Husband Scarcity" Syndrome. by effisyman: 3:26pm On Sep 07, 2013
Women are the cause of their own problem. ..
let me share a scenario.
My wife parents gave birth to three female's, I married one. The remaining two are over 30yrs and the only suitors coming forth are married men who genuinely wish to take them as second wife.
There mother is even the one pushing thst they should go ahead and marry those men but my wife refuses to seek my opinion because she and her mother have fought me because I want to take a second wife.

You see, if a man is willing and capable enough to marry more than one woman, we should encourage them since most African culture accept polygamy.

If we embrace polygamy totally and wives don't go about fighting each other, if they totally accept what fate beckons on yhe them.
Until then before population of singe but marriageable ladies will reduce.
FamilyRe: Am Scared To Touch My Wife. by effisyman: 11:40am On Sep 01, 2013
crystalballs: I have never cheated on her, which she knows.

When we married newly, i was only 6months into my job and was struggling financially... for those periods and like a Year and half, i have to beg for sex..it takes me like 30mins to 1hr to beg her before she would give in.

But, somehow i left paid employement and registered my company. I got series of contract and became financially stable.Built our personal house and two other ones...bought her a car and gave her 500k for her business.

Having realise am financially ok, she became submisive and will allow me to make love to her anytime...i guess this is because she is scared i can now flirt around.

sorry, seems am saying too much...but the truth is i have never cheated on her, but i do contemplate it.
Bros...you are scaring me.
Have heard so much about marriage, I just wed but seriously am afraid.
HealthRe: 10 Myths And Facts About Getting Pregnant by effisyman: 4:44pm On Aug 28, 2013
Atlast, lord may you be praised for crowning my effort, he no easy to do press up day and night and still she wont miss her period.

Also thanking God for Ftc.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Competition Won By Student From University Of Nigeria, Nsukka by effisyman: 2:40pm On Aug 18, 2013
Congrats
FamilyRe: How Do Your Family Cope With Artificial Foods? by effisyman: 2:37pm On Aug 18, 2013
@op
You reffering to the era of noodles, less pepperish food and the likes.

Most house wives now does not even taste what they have prepared before serving, either salty or not ...They care less.

I feel u jooor.
Christianity EtcRe: Dead Man Wakes Up After Three Days by effisyman: 2:29pm On Aug 18, 2013
Na GEJ cause am
RomanceRe: Thread Derailer's... by effisyman: 2:20pm On Aug 08, 2013
For most its joblessness.
For some its time to settle some scores.
Others it's time to make new friends, perhaps find love.
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Killed Herself After Being Bullied On Ask.fm by effisyman: 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2013
[quote author=ClassicSparkles]Its so cool being the first to comment on dis post!Nawa sha..May she R.I.P..[/quote
You must be cooling now I guess.
FashionRe: Aevin Dugas With Biggest Natural Afro by effisyman: 4:33pm On Aug 06, 2013
Surely a safe place to hide during war.
Jokes EtcRe: If Your Wife Was At Labour... by effisyman: 4:25pm On Aug 06, 2013
Surely, of 100 men who is the father to this children am definitely sure 101 will flee.
Lailai I no go wait.
HealthRe: Doctor Claims Pregnant 15-year-old Teen Is Still A Virgin by effisyman: 3:11pm On Aug 05, 2013
Holy mary is unique and has no replica. .
RomanceRe: When Last Did You Invite Your Hubby To Dance With You? by effisyman: 8:00pm On Jul 25, 2013
Dance abi wetin? Naija economic situation no allow me know dat word still exist.

Wake up 4am to beat early morning traffic, hustle during the day and drive through constant evening traffic, get home by 10pm and force myself to eat.
So, how will I remember to dance?
FamilyRe: Should Couples Keep Secrets. by effisyman: 7:51pm On Jul 25, 2013
Give a woman a finger, my broda the whole of your body go miss..
PoliticsRe: Agreement With ASSU Can't Be Implemented - FG by effisyman: 9:28am On Jul 24, 2013
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TravelRe: A Comprehensive List Of The Documents Required For Visas by effisyman: 4:20pm On Jul 23, 2013
Vicjustice: It's not for me to suggest the ground on which they will be granted asylum since the outcome of asylum request is not something that I can guarantee, but I expect you are aware that only one in a hundred Nigerian asylum seekers are indeed deserving asylum, and that others seek asylum under bogus claims: also, be aware that most Nigerian asylum seekers fail however, many they are issued residence permit on humanitarian grounds: hardly would Canada deport anyone who does not pose security, social or health threat to the country
Tnx for taking time to respond to all one by one. Good job.
TravelRe: A Comprehensive List Of The Documents Required For Visas by effisyman: 12:18pm On Jul 23, 2013
Vicjustice: Why have you edited the information that you provided before? i was actually working on it...
Anyway, i can still recall what you previously wrote down otherwise, i wouldn't have been able to respond to these phrases.
You (earlier wrote that you) want your wife and four kids to migrate to Canada while you stay back in Nigeria to manage your business (with the hope to join them in the future)...
There are some options available to your wife to achieve this, and one such option is if she has $250.000 (Canadian Dollar) to set up a business in Canada, or she uses Federal Skill Worker scheme (if she is a graduate in any of the highly needed professional fields). A third option is this: She and the kids can apply for tourist visa and eventually seeking asylum in Canada...
There are a few other things that could work well if well done. You might want to visit the Canadian Immigration website at www.cic.gc.ca
I edited for security purposes and sm happy you got my message.
Thanks for the advice but on what ground will they be granted asylum?
TravelRe: A Comprehensive List Of The Documents Required For Visas by effisyman:
Hi.
Pls I want to go canada with my family.
Four kids and my wife...pls guide me.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Is Face Of Nollywood 2013 by effisyman: 2:44pm On Jul 20, 2013
Iykebestbt: when will she be getting married?
she is still sampling.
BusinessRe: My Bad Experience with Konga.com and Its Resolution by effisyman: 4:31pm On Jul 19, 2013
person we buy wetin he no see, na wetin him get he go take.
CelebritiesRe: Man Dies Few Days To His Retirement After Serving For 35years by effisyman: 4:25pm On Jul 19, 2013
RIP
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness Nigeria Plc Graduate Sales Trainee Recruitment by effisyman: 4:19pm On Jul 19, 2013
lucenzo: bad guy
grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness Nigeria Plc Graduate Sales Trainee Recruitment by effisyman: 4:17pm On Jul 19, 2013
I will make it....

No, i have made it...FTC tinz

Lord i thank u.
EventsRe: After My Wedding,my Club Members Refused To Pay My Right Bc Of Chicken by effisyman: 4:14pm On Jul 19, 2013
Is that why join club...why you go join Arsenal

Abeg na PSG dey pay pass or Man city...
PoliticsRe: Senators Who Voted To Legalise Underage Marriage. by effisyman: 4:10pm On Jul 19, 2013
But why....maka why...

Their should be a line between civilizato=ion and global madness...must we join them.
BusinessRe: LPG Refilling Plant by effisyman: 1:24pm On Jul 19, 2013
lotannam: I ve already gotten a feasibility report from a consultancy firm but I need to hear from real people in the filed. The outlay is quite considerable and one needs partical info before pluging into the biz. Anyone with experience pls?
Guy, please send me a copy...effisyman@yahoo.com

i will be very grateful if you share these with me..tnx
RomanceDescribe Your Partner's Weak Point.... by effisyman(op): 12:33pm On Jul 19, 2013
Partner's generally tend to have a period when they give in to their wife/husband demand no matter what. It is widely believed that Men generally are weak and would oblige any request when they want sex, why some men will succumb to any demand during or after eating their well prepared favourite meal ( i think am one ).

Women on the other tends to oblige any request when they want to demand for cash, permission to go partying as the case applies.

What do you know as your partner weak point, that time he/she will say yes to whatever request?
ComputersHow Many Of Your Friends Have Been Cloned On Facebook. by effisyman(op): 12:17pm On Jul 19, 2013
Cloning of friends is the new trend on FB now, you recieve multiplie request from friends already on your friendship list. This no longer new to many FB users, but one wonder why some people derive joy by swindling others.

Multiple frienship request on FB is nothing but Fraud.... it is a means to defraud you or your friends, either by using your own profile to defraud your friends or vice-versa.

Only God knows how many of my friends have been cloned, and how many are truely my friend.

Think and act wisely when accepting friendship request so as not to be a victmin of fraudsters.

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