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Romance / Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by efjay: 12:21pm On Apr 08, 2020
Jimbadly:


I was glued to this riveting story of yours to the very end. I swear to God, this poignant story of yours if made into a movie will rake in millions at the box office. Directed by a very capable director, the movie will be the bomb. Goodness me!

Guy, you need to pen down this story in detail because if it's made into a novel, it'll surely sell millions of copies. The end of the story may however be modified to end happily.

Bros, find a good playwright or screenwriter or novelist and get to work fast. This is your avenue to become a multimilionaire. Trust me.
If you can find a foreigner, better. I see you rising to the very top again, never ever give up hope.

Listen to this advice and act fast. May God bless you.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by efjay: 10:35pm On Dec 30, 2019
Lost a very close Friend. We've been friends since primary 2 ( more than 20 years ago). So painful and it made me cry for the first time in more than 10 years.

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Music/Radio / Re: 2019: Your Best Local And International Artistes/Songs? by efjay: 4:25pm On Dec 25, 2019
chukzyfcbb:

Bro Wande coal is just too good.
I swear. That's the most underrated naija artiste
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Stephens Arrt Draws Anthony Joshua: A Nairalander's Photorealistic Drawing by efjay: 8:17pm On Dec 20, 2019
This is Dope! Keep it up

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2019 (Live Updates) by efjay: 11:29am On Dec 02, 2019
Tofuture:
Let's call a spade a spade Messi is a complete player than Ronaldo though Ronaldo is more dangerous in the box 18 Area. Crown the King Messi. I'm Ronaldo fan but I hate sentiment...
May God bless you for this. You've just stated the fact. I'm also a Ronaldo fan. But let's be realistic and forget Sentiments, Messi is better than Ronaldo. Period!

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Romance / Re: Help Me With My LUNO WAHALA by efjay: 11:07am On Oct 24, 2019
quinSonia:
sinve yesterday I have been trying to withdrew money from my luno app each time it shows FUNDS REALLOCATED and my money is stuck in my NGN WALLET


I'm in level 1
and they said I have exceeded my limit pls how do I get my money
You’ll have to provide your details for verification, so they’ll increase your limit for withdrawal. I think the things you need to provide includes 2 forms of ID



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Phones / Re: UK Used Chip Unlocked Iphone XS Max 256gb For Sale....205k by efjay: 6:32pm On Oct 12, 2019
still available
Phones / UK Used Chip Unlocked Iphone XS Max 256gb For Sale....205k by efjay: 2:32pm On Oct 11, 2019
UK used chip unlocked iPhone XS Max 256gb for sale
Price:205k

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Grimsby Town: Carabao Cup (7 - 1) On 25th September 2019 by efjay: 10:58pm On Sep 25, 2019
Albinoflash:
Today is my last day on nairaland and my last day on earth,this life is truely unfair to some people,i can't continue to dwell in misery.am gonna miss nairaland and football when am gone.11pm tonight the gate of hell will be opened to me.i have been the worst creature since birth and i curse that day i was born 25th december 1992.what a wasted life
. How can we reach you? Talk to us and let’s help. When there’s life there’s hope. Don’t kill yourself.....
Business / Re: Locking Your Gtb Account by efjay: 1:47pm On Sep 08, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
so I just got this from gtb, but If I ever need it my phone might not be on me, quick way is for me to check my created topics with a third party phone grin

*737*51*74#

You are welcome cheesy
smiley smiley. Nice one
Phones / New (unused) Chip Unlocked Iphone XS Max 64gb For Sale by efjay: 4:22pm On Jul 13, 2019
New (unused) chip unlocked iPhone XS Max 64gb for sale
Price:310k

Phones / Very Neat US Used Chip Unlocked Iphone 6s Plus 32gb For Sale by efjay: 4:13pm On Jul 13, 2019
Very neat US used chip unlocked iPhone 6s Plus 32gb for sale.
Price: 75k

Romance / Re: See How Dangerous It Is To Patronize Prostitutes by efjay: 2:34pm On Jul 07, 2019
Inside life, May God help us. One thing some guys that patronize prostitutes don’t know is that not all of them do it for the money. Some have ulterior motives. We need to be very careful.

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Reacts As She Loses The BET "New International Act Award" by efjay: 2:19pm On Jun 25, 2019
grandstar:
Burna was better.its no easy feat.
They were not in thesame category. Burna Boy won Best international act while her category was Best new international act

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Sports / Re: Ander Herrera Pays Tribute To Eden Hazard After Europa League Final Victory by efjay: 2:07am On May 30, 2019
All hail Hazard, the king of premier league. We’re definitely gonna miss him. ���
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup Final (4 - 1) On 29th May 2019 by efjay: 11:00pm On May 29, 2019
post=78841551:

Lol cheesy
See you.
We believe die!

We only have to respect the gunners in their own way!

You will see Arsenal defeat Barcelona on a wednesday and lose to wigan Athletic the next saturday!

Unpredictable team they are......so we never look down on them!!
Honestly, you’re 100 percent correct. Very unpredictable team. They perform when you least expected and mess up when you believe they’ll surely win

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Romance / Re: Best Man Accused Of Marrying Groom’s Wife Speaks by efjay: 10:13am On May 06, 2019
That's why it's good to hear from both sides before judging

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Phones / Re: Before You Buy That Second Hand Iphone, Read This by efjay: 10:48am On Apr 29, 2019
Kennyolowo:
How do I check if the fmi is off using imei
www.iunlocker.net
Romance / Re: Pastor Was Spotted Kissing His Church Member by efjay: 9:32am On Apr 20, 2019
grin grin grin. Ghen ghen!
Nairaland / General / Re: This Is Why Nigerians Do Not Deserve Financial Help From Fellow Nigerians (pics) by efjay: 1:00pm On Apr 19, 2019
Honestly, if you're too nice, people will take you for granted. It's good to be nice but not too nice. I could remember last year a friend came to borrow 7k from me, he didn't pay back and I never asked him. Few months later he sent a message on WhatsApp that I should lend him another 2k and he sent his acct number immediately. I told him I don't have and his reply was he knew that was what I would say and he's been expecting that. Imagine o, someone that has refused to pay his former debt.
Another one was a friend I lent 18k twice (36k) and I didn't collect the first 18k. When I was broke and I went to him to lend me 25k, his reply was that I'll add 5k to the money when paying back. This is a friend I've really helped in the past o.
There are many scenarios, but that shouldn't stop us from helping people, because even the air we breathe in was given to us freely
One rule to lending people money I've learnt is, do not lend people money you can't give them ( infact, just assume you gave them the money).

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Romance / Re: Chidera Eggerue Slays In Braless Red Dress, Women Feel Encouraged By Her by efjay: 6:07pm On Apr 18, 2019
Saggy indeed

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Forum Games / Re: How Old Is She, Her Mum, And Her Dad? by efjay: 8:22pm On Apr 07, 2019
Assuming her age is x
x+2x+[2x+5]=100
3x+2x+5=100
5x+5=100
5x=100-5
5x=95
x=95/5
x=19
Therefore she is 19yrs old, her mum is 38yrs old and her dad is 43yrs old.

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Romance / Re: What Lady Did After Nigerian Man Begged Her To Marry Him To Go To America by efjay: 8:13am On Apr 07, 2019
grin grin grin
She has a kind heart.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Joseph Jaiyeoba, Biography Of Actor. Is He The Sexiest Nigerian Actor? by efjay: 9:46pm On Oct 28, 2018
No he's not. Google Bolanle Ninalowo

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Romance / Re: New Photos Of The World's Hottest Grandma' by efjay: 8:30am On Oct 22, 2018
She has won wink wink
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-wedding Photos Of A Police Officer & His Wife-to-be by efjay: 12:29pm On Oct 12, 2018
May God bless their union.
Celebrities / Re: Dewy Oputa And SJ Her Girlfriend In New Photos by efjay: 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2018
Mtcheew

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Celebrities / Re: Davido To Sign An Artiste For Replying "Amen" To His Tweet On Osun Election by efjay: 8:31pm On Sep 23, 2018
Does Davido have 2 twitter accounts? Because his twitter account that I know is @iam_davido which the guy replied to. The @davidoofficial ( on twitter)might likely not be his account.

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Family / Re: See How This Lady Reacted When She Caught Her Husband With Another Woman (video) by efjay: 10:18am On Sep 18, 2018
O ga o
Romance / Re: I Am In A Serious Predicament With A Lady Who Claims To Be Pregnant For Me by efjay: 1:42pm On Sep 11, 2018
Bro, the fact is she just want to keep getting money from you. After this, she'll ask for another money. There's a very high probability she's ain't even pregnant.
Romance / Re: 25 And Above, Come And Testify To This by efjay: 12:30pm On Sep 07, 2018
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: 'I Am Not Corrupt' - Atiku Abubakar by efjay: 8:17pm On Sep 04, 2018
Will a corrupt person say he is corrupt? Mtcheeew

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