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Abeg madam, na back row you go sidon o. No carry your feather block people wey was watch feem.
But then again, Osas na Edo geh, maybe she just dey land from last night flight operation.

Women are made to pay less than men? ChimaMANda won't like this.

rentAcock:
10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

You've been proven to be intensely mad and immensely st.upid.

Your first paragraph is senseless and incomplete.

It's only in Bayelsa you'll see as term like "prominent palm wine tapper".

Stanleyville:
Chai!!!!...wia my Vaseline!

You're a grossly inferior human.

Maybe dem think say na day mumu Airforce1 guy on Nairaland. The boy too useless.

Is she pregnant; or is her tummy a

6million metric tonnes tank!?

Ecobank =broke civil servant.
So because of the NGN2560.56 naira in his account, he wants to kill the girl?

This thing? A 6-star hotel? LMAO! Seriake Dickson is mad.

ChiefAzubuike:
Among the three major frats of Islam, Sunni, ibadi and shite. The shites are the deadliest. They are silent venomous snakes and strike without mercy. They don't think before they act. One minute they are begging the pentagon to come to their rescue another minute they are burning their flag. Donald Trump should take actions for this messy show of flag desecration. All he needs is a single button or he should simply send the US coast guards to install decorum.

If you know you know.

Your attempt to be intelligent is the most stupid thing in the history of stupidities.

ChiefAzubuike:
The chief below me has said it all.

Only you write. Only you hail yourself.

For me, the most significant benefit is the Divine Promise of 72 Virgins in Firdaws.

skales67:
He was talking about the person who called Chioma "Ode"...read, think before you respond to what you read!

You're the dullest lizard I've come across. What in the girls name indicates that she's Yoruba?

NwaChibuzor060:
Why are Yoruba people so foul mouthed?

Idiot. The Yoruba boy was foulmouthed in his bid to protect an Ibo girl.

niceprof:
This guy has inadvertently opened up his life to demonic mind control,i would not be surprised if his career and even family life starts nose diving as a result of this.You don't meddle with the occult and come out unscathed .

But if a pastor, "prophet" or alfa tells you same, it's not mind control, right? Dey yarn dust anyhow.

Bovi is Delta-born, not Benin-born, please.

None of them.

megafem1:
Plz help me
I mistakenly recharge #10,000 on my glo. The money is part of my school fees. Kindly buy card from me on 07056897107

How many days now, you never sell this credit finish?
If I call you scammer now, you go say I dey find trouble.

princessyere1:
bros it's not 45 minutes away, don't say what you don't know

Keep quiet. From Mbiama (Bayelsa) to PHC airport (just off Elele) is even about 30mins.

LOL. Bayelsa, my state, does not need, and cannot maintain, an airport. A state without a proper waterway transport system for its poor majority. The PHC airport is less that an hour away. Owerri airport is barely 2 hours away.
Visitor influx into the state is also not significant. The expat oil workers journey to tier bases by chopper from PHC because of the insecurities of road transport.

This Bayelsa airport is a waste of resources.

Princeofnigeria:
Madam go to pastor Chris healing school.

You'll be healed.

Ignorance is not good, there is only one God that heal his name is Jesus Christ

You're the ignorant person here.

megafem1:
Plz help me
I mistakenly recharge #10,000 on my glo. The money is part of my school fees. Kindly buy card from me on 07056897107

Go and sell it to your neighbor. Criminal.

Your papa get university, but you still dey spell "robbed" as "rubbed".

megafem1:
Plz help me
I mistakenly recharge #10,000 on my glo. The money is part of my school fees. Kindly buy card from me on 07056897107

You're a criminal.

LMFAO!!!! Just look at the face of this codeine-induced wanktard. Looks like clay soil compressed by molue tire.
I usually don't subscribe to ethnic bashing, but Yoruba people, una too worwor abeg!!

I'm a big fan of Efe. I think he's the greatest out there. The lad is very talented...

He's talented at rubbish.
So whenever I'm in the mood for some rubbish, I listen to Efe's jams germs.

NwaAmaikpe:



This woman can't be a pastor.

Only a wife who longs to become an olosho will walk out of her marriage just because of mere domestic abuse.

You, very clearly, are a product of a failed home.

OP, what indicates that this beach is in Lagos?

canalily:
We are not of the same faith. It is not good

But you buy suya from Muslim aboki.
See where your sense reach?