₦airaland Forum

Olalan:
If humans can't spot the difference how will a computer do............

Your intelligence is void.

30 year old woman looking like she's 98.

He's better than Buhari..

This one go school so?

Printerscanner:
Cheap prostitutes.

Like your mother.

EwuOjota:
Looked at your profile and picture and I said NO WONDER.

People with LOOKS DEFICIENCY have inferiority complex,especially around white people.

It is well.

"People with looks deficiency".
Your English is terrible.

tsephanyah:

“Some people might try to tell you that it’s a banana. They might scream, ‘Banana, banana, banana,’ over and over and over again. They might put BANANA in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana. But it’s not. This is an apple.”

Buhari sak

You've written this same thing, which you think is brilliant, on just about every post today; but thing is, it makes absolutely no sense, and only makes you look stu.pid.

Davesson:
everything is possible in nija

You're extremely illiterate. You can't see "Zimbabwe" clearly written in the title?

Good news..

The Nissan Titan must belong to a Yoruba man; an Epe-based Omonile to be precise

Stickers are ugly. Especially religious stickers. You'd never see a sticker in a Rolls Royce.

Just yesterday, I witnessed a mad man sleeping on the brand new bus shelter at Eleganza bus stop (Oluwanisola) on Lekki road

See this one...

It's stupid that the family draped her coffin with the Nigeria flag. The flag of a country that killed her!

The idio.t has the temerity to say "God saved me".

Single biggest proof that the Nigerian youth is lazy.

cococandy:
Awesome. Seems like she’s having fun . My mom didn’t like the weather here when she came. I wanted her to enjoy her visit. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

You mean the ogbomosho weather?

These are the corporations that distort global progress because of financial gain.

She do makeup wan go swim?

More like "Two soldiers knelt down to pretend to pray for the gram"

post=69576053:
GOD BLESS MY PRESIDENT.
How will Bayelsans see this amiable President coming over to commission their Airport while their son of the soil was a Governor in the same state for years, he became a Vice President and a President for 6 years without doing same.

GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT, we can't shout!

Idiot. The airport was built by the PDP state govt.

SUNDICOS:
This not topic suitable on Sunday morning like thus, meanwhile we can't derives nature.

Idio.t. No be God create vagina?

MISEDUCATIONS:
ideally the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and since itself it doesnt sweat or deal with anything from outside (like the mouth that deals with food and that makes it smell), the vagina must not smell. then again we were created to walk around naked with air freelly flowing, clothes and panties mean there is going to be a problem. usually a well kept vagina will have a smell thats pheromone/hormone filled and will turn anyone on. (same like the armpits of a man after a bath). however an unpleasant ordor must be taken to the doctor. a man's dick is a stick meaning disease will be outside mostly, now since the vagina is a hole, it means all blisters etc are INSIDE the hole, and their presence is causing the terrible smell.

How can you say the vagina doesn't deal with anything from outside? What of finger? Or preeq? Or even food like cucumber? Mind yourself!

Intelxiii:
9jaAir, Air9ja, 9jaAirways. Airnaija.gov Nigerian have a lots of available names to use bet me after two years that name will be available to host with no cost.

Does this .gov you listed make sense to you?

RebelChip:
If I were the Yorubas in Osun, I will make sure APC looses this election. Same with PDP if Adeleke is a Muslim. My reason is that enough is enough. How can Yoruba Muslims be ruling this state from the time it was created?

Please Yoruba Christians, forget all these crap they tell you that in Yoruba land that religion does not matter. Thats a lie from the pit of hell. Just ask yourself, does it mean there are no Oodua sons who are Christians that can develop Osun?

Let me give you some secrets now even though head slamming personnels all over Nigeria won't like my comment.

Nasarawa state is a state populated by 80% Christians. But every time, the least they can get is deputy governor. That state has been ruled by Muslims from time immemorial. And you tell me religion is not important in Politics? What about Kaduna? Where Christians are 55% against Muslim 45%? Yet.... No Christian Governor. My people, do you know that the only Christian Governor that ever came up in Kaduna died in an helicopter crash? Some months after inauguration? You think there are no feelers the bird was compromised before it took off?

Exact same thing is playing out in Osun and Yorubaland. There is an organised and systematic jihadization going on in the West. But if I tell my Yoruba Christian brothers, they will say "Religion does not matter in Yorubaland". But look well, something terrible is happening.

By the way, I don't know why the Adeleke family who are mostly Muslims are always running to the East to marry Igbo women. Why can't you people marry from your tribe? Is it a pointer that Yoruba women are not marriageable? Nobody should give me that crap of National unity. Nigeria is not one and can never be one. Igbos are predominantly Christians and will always remain so. Light and Darkness can never mix. Davido is madly in love with an Igbo Christian Chioma, his grandmother is a strong Christian Igbo women, Same with so many other Igbo women married to that family in Ede. Please Adeleke family, leave Igbo women alone.

You bigotry is at the very acme of hatred.

They'll soon find 20 billion stashed away in a hut in his village

When I saw the title "Tope Alabi in Pain...", Fayose came to mind.

This is the first respectful post about this woman. For the first time on Nairaland, she isn't described as "Tuface's baby mama". OP, God bless your maturity.

This CDQ with nose like flat tire...

eric111111:
Demonic strategy to possesses the mind of innocent youth. May God have mercy

"to possesses". Your English is demon-possessed.

mhizenugu:
Ewwww, see her black yansh.. cover up girl. gosh!!

Is your own nyansh purple?

Wait! He left the cake on the floor? We're not stupid na!