₦airaland Forum

Citizen of the Land of the Rising Drugs...

Even his middle name is Eczema. Na wa o.

ZombieTAMER:
Your surname is opening doors for you not your wack talent. So shut up madam cuppy

What has your own talent or surname done for you?

With your bent destiny.

SmartMugu:
Who is cuppy?

A DJ with a Business Masters Degree and a billionaire dad.

Who are you, and who is your father?

You're still suffering. Anyone who works with the Supreme Dullard is suffering.

Isn't this Haram. Instead of going to study, you went to school to be looking for man. Tufia!

Of course, they're a Buddhists.

Khd95:
i stand with whatsapp

Eschew ignorance. Whatsapp is owned by Facebook.

Lol. The ram seller was highly possibly an Hausa/Fulani man (a member of Nigeria's most powerful humans). If it was an Igbo man, the rams would have been paraded and subsequently imprisoned for being owned by a 5 percenter.

Eco99:
...

I have said it before

All this rape cases can be easily solved with my brilliant idea

I have written to the govt but of course they have ignored me

If I was in uk now i would have been recognized and awarded

What is this brilliant idea?


Simple

The govt should build a house close to every police station and employ at least 50 quality prostitutes that will offer free services... I termed this houses Cooling houses

Help a brother out
Good quality Prostitutes are expensive these days




#Eco99#

You're a classic bore.

Johnnyessence:
hmmmmm it's only God that will help us in this nation. we don't even know when he has been importing it to Nigeria. still some set of people will patronise him. God help us in this naija.

You're not exactly educated. Where in the article did it state the items were imported?

The stupid Nigeria Customs didn't show the useless Chinese man's face. If na Naija man now, dem go sit am for ground snap am well.

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Baba, dust your certificate and go and find work to do. You are not funny.

[s]"I believe that there no god/God but Allah."
"I believe that Muhammad is God's Holy Prophet."
"I believe that Islam is the Only True Religion."
"lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh.[/s]

For God so loved the world
that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him
shall not perish but have eternal life.

MetroBaba1:
$800? Sweet But The Camera Quality Is Poor.

Sorry, it's not for slay queens. It's a practical phone for the tough and technically-savvy.

Softness, it is.
I don't want to walk into your office after a tough day in Lagos traffic and sun, and still be ungreeted by the hard, bearded, dark, unsmiling face of the equally-frustrated Nigerian male.

agadez007:
Wow,This kind Nigerian Legend we no know



How we go do am na?

You were either born yesterday or live in Damaturu.

Nigeriabiafra80:
Celebration of mediocre, they can't build bridge, is seaport for plane they will, who and who will aford this, leaders without vision,

"Celebration of mediocre", but you photoshop your picture put for container background. Shioor.

You, Mr President, are an idiot.

OneCorner:
Igbo kwenu

You see two Yoruba women for picture, you dey shout Igbo kwenu like lizard.

Still dirty...

XhosaNostra:
A security guard or a male nurse. There's something girly about the title "male nurse".

What if he's a Special Forces Bodyguard to the US President?

OP, you have incurable fever. How do you define hot? Why's Helen Paul's name there? Except you're referring to hot amala, don't ever mention Helen Paul on a hot list.

Florblu:
You that you know, where have you been to?

Who and who is aware of your existence?

Your papa brain dey leak engine oil.

In the second photo, she pretends like she's talking. LMAO. Like she has anything valuable to contribute.
Simply put, Isaballa Ayuk doesn't even know what the SDGs and MDGs are; in essence she doesn't know why she's there.

Rashduct4luv:
Beware!!!

These are not meant for Muslims!
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1. Celebrating Birthdays (Christmas, Maulid or personal birthdays).
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2. Celebrating the dead (3days, 4days, 5days, 7days, 40days, Yearly remembrance, etc.).
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3. Celebrating New year or new month!
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4. Cooking Beans for twins yearly as the Yorubas does!
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5. Sacrificing for reciting the Qur'an in congregation!
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6. Belief in omens, amulets, talisman, etc.
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7. Rubbing hands/palms on face after du'a.
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8. Going for Sunday or any other day gathering Asalatu or some sort of weekly/ monthly du'a or Tahajjud etc.
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9. Visiting graves to offer prayers "to" the dead or to someone absent.
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10. Following someone (apart from Muhammad, Salallahu alayhi wa Salam) blindly in religious rulings.
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11. Making it mandatory for people to pay money before making du'a for them.
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12. Seclusion (Khulwa).... Staying indoors for some period hoping to become a friend of Allah!
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13. Using drugs/herbs mixed with alcohol.
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14. Patronising fortune tellers and fake Ustadh/Alfas!
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15. Engaging in Sihr: Magic & witchcraft!
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16. Performing the Aqeeqoh (Naming and sacrifice) on the 8th day after birth!
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17. The belief that some evil can befall us without Allah's permission!
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18. Remembering Allah only in times of difficulty.
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19. Free mixing with opposite sex, cousins,... Chatting with someone else's spouse!
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20. Benefiting from haram transactions e.g. riba, reducing the scales/weight, selling goods you don't have yet, hiding defects in goods, etc.
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21. Dating/Courting directly or stylishly.
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May Allah grant us Taqwa!

1. - You are prohibited from thanking Allah for keeping you for another year?
2. - The memory of dead loved ones doesn't matter. We must learn to forget them?
6. - Do you mean the Tesbih (Islamic rosary) is rubbish?
21. - Dating or courting isn't allowed in Islam? Wait! You just see a person on the road and ask them to marry you?

OP, YOU ARE EXTREMELY MAD.

The next level of impoverishment?

Let's have patience. By this time next year, when a new government of a new Party takes party, all shall be revealed.

My Bayelsa is always in the news for the wrong reasons.

Wack then, wack now.

The person who evacuated those senators is a fool!

babaireti:
Jesus was sent only to the lost sheep of israel,or are you an israeli? come off it,stop deceiving yourself he can never be your god because he was never sent to Africa,but Muhammad (PBHH) was sent to all mankind and Jinn,and Allah is the only one God we are all answerable to including Jesus himself ,a mortal

"For God so loved the WORLD that He gave His only begotten Son..."