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Not even God? Idio.t.

Lol. Bro, nobody would ever think you're a yahooboy with the meagre 20k you make weekly and a that airport taxi Toyota you borrow for work.

Lol. Nonsense talk. A century after the Fulani chanced Ilorin from Afonja, wetin una do?

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It is not how long you dated, but how well you ended.
Being happy in your marriage is all that matters!
Enjoy your union , the younger version of Osho Baba and Iara!

Moral of the story: Guys, hustle well and pray for God's favour, then you will marry an Angel of your choice.
Success attracts!

So you agree that your party chairman is an uglee phuck...

These occultic Igbo pastors with red coat and white pointed shoes, looking like Kanayo O Kanayo. The dumbest scam artists in human history.

Na Kemi Adeosun own o!!!

He was last found in the company of a man at Sango. Boy has to gone to visit his boyfriend. He's ga.y

Hahahhahahah

Uteghe:
IPOB lifestyle in Bayelsa?? SMH

Nope, he's an APC ogre.

Throwback:
It seems beauty now means hungry and haggard.

Even Ben Bruce would qualify as a beautiful female before this winner.

Are you saying Buhari is a beauty queen?

They should also destroy:
1. Trucks of codeine
2. Trucks of tramadol
3. Religion-encouraged paedophilia
4. Corrupt elites
5. Poverty

Tufia!

Still better than the shrunken, lifeless, wrinkled peepee of our lifeless guy in Aso.

He's from Daura. No wonder.

Why not start with Fayemi of Ekiti State; then move on to the frail, lifeless Daura man who induced almajiri kids to vote for him.

Role, not "roll", please.

lloyds:
Women and fame are like 5&6. . Their crave for guys of fame is unfathomable.

Hmm, Wizzy pray make u live long with all these grand mothers u are carrying about.

Do you who Naomi Campbell is?

“Upon the confession, the two of them were promptly arrested and detained. Ademola was taken to hospital and medical report confirmed that his anus has been violently tampered with".

This is an extremely funny thing.

Not a curse, but this marriage won't last five months.

Hahahaha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. I laugh in my native nembe language.

This id.iot that was in PDP? Worst governor in the history of Nigeria! Timimpre Sylva is known for his cocaine addiction. There were instances when he'd fly in a helicopter during lunch break just so he could sniff some cocaine, with only the pilot as witness. This is fact.

Saw his convoy today. No siren. About 10 cars. So inconspicuous. God bless the leadership of Lagos!

Just like those criminals on Nairaland (who are clearly supported by mods) who post fraudulent betting ads.

See armpit sweat. Tufia!

This dull, nondescript, inconsequential human?

This is balderdash. He said nothing.

Lagosian29:
KILL URSEF ONTOP FAKE MONIKER

So you admit that you're fake, abi? Monkey.

Tramadol-induced dream. Mumu human.

Lagosian29:
I AM PROUDLY DELTAN

BUT NAIJA DELTA NO GET LEVEL BSIDE D YORUBA.


C MY SIGNATURE

Your handle is "Lagosian29"; your name is Lateef Abideen, but you say you're from the Niger Delta. Thunder fire you there!

Objective list of governors that are worse than the Kwara Governor:

1. Kogi Governor (crown prince of uselessness)
2. Imo Governor (just utterly useless)
3. Ekiti Governor (clown)
4. Bayelsa Governor (corrupt)
5. Abia Governor (zero infrastructure, dirty city)
6. Osun Governor (clueless clown. Indebted)
7. Delta Governor (nondescript. Zero performance)
8. Ebonyi Governor (nondescript. Zero performance)
9. Benue Governor (nondescript. Zero performance. Dull)

Thank you.

Even a long-dead man is more than a decade younger than Buhari.
God bless Yaradua.

francisMKD:
It may not totally be the guys fault oo...
who knew how skimpy and tempting she dressed to attract rape?...
Only Joseph in the bible withstood women temptation oo..

Your idio.cy is irredeemably colossal.