EbukaHades10:
I just like this girl yanch.

You're hopeless.

frommee0:
Mr - Eazi

Mr Eazi isn't dating her.

OP, Peter Obi is the PDP presidential candidate for real?

See the church sef. E be like where Jerry Amilo and Hanks Anuku dey smoke Igbo, plan robbery.

Just shut up, please. Nobody knows this man or this party.

Philpham:
All Nigerian men are beasts roaming the streets as human beings. Evil things.

Including your father.

Bayelsa?? Useless place

Why the pikin come black? No bleach, no bleach, dem no go hear.

Abeg wey that guy wey dey always post about that Hashim of a boy? Lmao. Where Sowore?

Sinistami:


Once again think before you talk

Will you gedifokof

stephenundu:
am from southern ijaw and am proud of my state Bayelsa

So you're proud of the killings and notoriety? You must be a cultist.

ThatIjawBoy:
That sate is cursed.

I'm a Nembe boy, but I'm so ashamed of the state.

Once again, nothing good comes from Bayelsa.

You look at this guy's face, all you see is corruption.
You spell his name, Kashamu; all you spell is kash - stolen bags of it.

I don't like him.

OP, do you know "hilarious" means? It means very funny.
I sure can't find myself laughing my behind out at the sight of this dress.

melodyogonna:

are there different types of news for different mornings?

If you don't gedifokof

Nairaland is doomed. This is news for a Monday morning?

Do you know what "groaning" means?
Do you mean "moaning"?

The federal university I attended, University of Ilorin, didn't have anything this ugly. Not even our toilets were this ugly.

SweetBuns:
Beautiful lady.
Jobless men will start bashing her now

You frustration is strong.

SweetBuns:
Beautiful lady.
Jobless men will start bashing her now

Your frustration is strong.

Of course he deserves it! Shoving an entire bullion van worth of dollars down your pocket is an extreme sports.
Gandollar must be inducted into the Olympic Hall of Fame. He's the GOAT!

edupedia:


....Does anyone in your villge and surrounding erosion plagued land know,?

Hi, Zombie. I'm from the beautiful creeks of the oil-rich delta. The rich soil, where my umbilical cord lies buried, does not erode; but apparently your brain does.

LOL. Does Buhari know the meaning of "Autonomy of State Legislature"?

He looks like a real corpse.
At least he's better than Buhari.

SweetBuns:
USELESS SPECIES WHO CALL THEMSELVES MEN WILL COME FOR HER NOW. JOBLESS AND BROKE IDIOTS ARE THE TYPE OF MEN THAT BASH LADIES.
HANG YOURSELF

You write so passionately, in full Capslock, like an olosho on steroids supporting another olosho. I admire your oloshoesque feministic solidarity.

As you can see from the photo, Queeneth Agbor is an elderly woman who is experiencing menopause. I wonder what she wants sex for.

The person who out this post up is an idiot.

In the second to last sentence, he said "I invested so much money in the relationship..."

It was at this point I decided to stop reading, but unfortunately for me I had gotten to the end of the story.

It was also at this point that I realised that Soso is a fool, and fortunately for him, he has me to tell him.

Dear graduate,

Whatever you do, just don't steal female pants and embark on a journey to Ijebu Ode.

Thank you.

This Hashim guy na only for Nairaland I dey hear of am

No good news ever comes from Bayelsa.