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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:51pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Nah i will take y'all, it so easy focusin on Late Miss Soyinka and her illegitimate baby etc

Even if the miss Soyinka story is only in the imagination of Igbos. But we all know your first lady biancar was the face of Nigerian airways fuxking everything after your village hero was laying as a vegetable in faraway London. If you not too sure of the story dial 070-debe-ojukwu alternatively dial 080-ffk for answer.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:46pm On Jan 01, 2014
I blame myself for sending onlylies and foolglobe to their early nairaland graves. Atleast they are better opposition than this new re*tards on the block.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:44pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: When you say hi to that dead proststituute sorry miss Soyinka then i will answer you rhetorical question

Pathetic the clown never chop beating he has start spewing incoherent pieces of crap.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:38pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Haahahhaa got into his yamhead,, i always leave a
bitter taste in your mouth and have your
heart pounding fast with acute
tachycardia of 500 beats/min anytime you
read my posts, it is evident in your Whining.
Thought you had a good sense of humor,
if you don't, well i can't help you. It's
your choice to court with hypertension so
carry your load alone till it buries your
carcas, i'm having fun
As for the lineage, even a hungry
bingo will not eat your malnourished
Yoruba excreta. Who would blame bingo?,
when your stomach takes in only N20
beans per day, one wonders what will be
left for poor thing if he is to depend on
your poo for survival . No wonder i hardly
see healthy dogs in Ibadan, Ogbomosho.
The ones that refuse to migrate are a
reflection of the people.... hungry and
malnourished. Ekuke dogs and
malnourished Yoruba people all over the
SW...screaming..'our GDP is the
highest !!!' on hungry stomachs .
Oga mugu come let me take you Owerri
kitchen, so you can eat real good like Ofe
owerri and banga. Cost-effective but
nutritious.
If i were you i would stop throwing stones
and sticks at the Aboki beansellers and
see this as a chance to maximize my food
ingredients at a cost-effective rate and
live a qualitative life, must you always be
spoon-fed by everybody in Nigeria?
Haba!..

His this idiota high on insecticides and mad woman monthly flow??. Damn Ibadan is poor and hungry yet the amount of Igbo living there outnumbers the whole number of non indigene in the whole of alaigbo. Dude don't think you are talking to somebody that have not been to your hellhole. Do you mind showing us how woliwo, opoko, akunnie, awada, odokpor and your other hellhole look like. Which dog will live in alaigbo self when humans can't even feed themselves well talk less of human. Ibadan gat 14 gra's your London in Onitsha gat only one which is even substandard cos I have live there before self after Niger lane to be precise. Outside abs junction to Onitsha gra the rest place is shytehole, enugu only gat enugu metropolis ninth mile, UDI and the enugu- abakaliki expressway is nothing to write home about. I don't take you unexposed village re*tard serious until you cross the Niger bridge to the asaba end your word is meaningless to me.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:30pm On Jan 01, 2014
Dahomey Amazon:
Boss, they sent afam to lock my handle, am back and better.

Welcome back obirin be okunrin mefa. That coward will end up like his fellow mods that are now history where is sexkid and ikeeba today.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:28pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: At least they ain't dead from Carrying Amaechi's illigitimate pregnancy are they? Say hi to Miss Iyetade Soyinka (R.I.P) Rest in Pieces

Ilugunboy ain't interested in e- brawl face me that is so ready to exterminate you for charity and send you to the part taken by your brother in gwarimpa abuja who is unable to feed his family.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:22pm On Jan 01, 2014
Dahomey Amazon:
So you are the new kid on the block? Wipe your running nose.

Long time ma'am missed your knockout punch always served hot on those flatheaders.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:20pm On Jan 01, 2014
Idiwere come out and fight like a man and don't run to Abidjan like your hero.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:18pm On Jan 01, 2014
ilugunboy:


Naaaa!

Pass his flat skull to KIRIJI as a souvenir or war-bounty... grin

I will give it to my dog has a pendant on its chain.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:16pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Whining whing, I heard Soyinka's pregnant daughter got starved to death,what? The family couldn't afford a cup of oloyin beans and here you had me thinking y'all 'shofisticated'

Igbos are goat, wole Soyinka must be cursing the day he stood up against all odds for y'all cretins. Let me educate you shytard the monetary benefits that comes with wole Soyinka Nobel will feed your lineage till every member of your lineage rot in hell. Jeez the lady in question is a medical doctor you low life re*tard is nobody. Except a cursed leech who need to be gassed with carbon monoxide so has not to spread your utter stupidity syndrome to the next generation.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:08pm On Jan 01, 2014
ilugunboy:

The only one being pummeled to oblivion here is one dodo...plantain head grin grin

Let me step aside and allow your Chi to use you to practice against harder customers... cheesy

Bros I promise to skin him after using his cadaver for research in the anatomy lab. I will pass his flat skull to you, so you can use it to drink palmwine tonight.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:04pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Igbos for GEJ till 2019.What can yorobars do but lick aboki man shiiit??.Pathetic

Agip, igbos su..cking the a$$ of the incumbents since time immemorial.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:02pm On Jan 01, 2014
ilugunboy:

Still not impressive...

Eggheader have really humbled you this evening.....you are sounding pretty dejected. grin grin

Am his chi. He must dobale and worship me.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 8:01pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Bring it on yamheaded motherf**ker

Hey dullbrain I will whip you so hard you will not be able to eat your dinner portion of human flesh tonight.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:58pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Ehen....ehen. pls ooooo. Have the
politically sophisticated Yorubas been able
to feed their people with maiduguri beans
since Aboki closed shop in ibadan??.
Hope we are not expecting a beri-beri
epidemic in Ibadan, the land of the
sophisticated ones?.

Unlike some low life that it cost an arm and a leg to feed fine in their hellhole. Food ain't a big issue here, the Fulani and Yoruba brouhaha over the beans sell at bodija market. The issue is too complex for a unicellular mustard seed size brain cretin like you to understand. Even if the world best professor explain the issue to you for one decade, you will still not dechiper it.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:51pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Don't flatter yourself pisshead, the last person to be scared of is some dude i had pummeled and given nightmares so much he couldn't sleep.

The fuxktard his consoling his failure. I whip the best of you so easily like am stroking my goatee. Dude Mr pummel Yoruba boys why not repeat the feat here once more.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:19pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: But you will agree with me there are some salient truths in there, of course you wouldn't be able to discern it being a Yamheaded APC nematode and all.Now f**k off

Ask ojuiku or ishebe, your stupidity make mo...rons feel like Nobel winners.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:17pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: If u had been a Yoruba maybe you would
have been a beggar, insatiable oil-addict,
'educated' Nylon poo-storer, or
'sophisticated' Moto park tout. Thank GOD for your life

Like your kinsmen awaiting the hangman noose all cross south east Asia and the loads of baby factory ventures dolting alaigbo. Where is italino1 when you need him self. Please come and flourish this dumbbell with the list of his kindred waiting the hangman noose and the pictures of his sisthren used for baby factoring.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:15pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Emotional whining from a frustrated yamhead,Now f**k off

Paper weight e- warrior, are you scared of me?? Damn the dude is obviously trying to take the Apian road to Abidjan. Get your sorry a$$ to the nze ndigbo thread and bring your best let me do some dissection practice with their cadaver. You no match son and you trying to sound tough earlier.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:11pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: This yoruba people wan burst person
eardrum with their shouts. Shouting
sampions!
They've forgotten the history about the
quality of their votes in a jiffy. Oduduwa
probably suffered congenital Alzheimer's
disease (on a lighter note).
Alright, let's go down memory lane and
see super yoruba votes making every
Tom, Dick and harry presidents.
1. Awolole
Contested for presidency against Shagari,
got 200% yoruba votes,
0.00000000000001% Igbo votes +120%
Aba stones to the head, we all saw how
he eloquently read his Inaugural speech
and received millions of salutes from
around the globe as Nigeria's president.
Odua votes are super
....Next!
2. Mko Abi-ole
haa! this SDP man...renown International
thief thief (ITT) spent a lot of money
buying support from top military brass,
alleged to have said "i don't need Igbo
votes to win". He finally became Presido
but of course, Abacha's gulag was his own
aso rock. Another pieces of yoruba votes
in action
3. Atiku
Joined ACN to chop from yoruba votes,
spoke all the long grammar on pages of
newspaper while waving ACN broom half-
heartedly with his left hand (Oga Abu
couldn't trust these guys with his right
hand).
Boom!!! it happened....Yar'adua zoomed
to landslide victory, he was left high and
dry by the broom-wielding Sons of Odua
(goggle-wearing Tinubu was smiling at
him that day on top of his injury).
He wasn't surprised anyway...he was
expecting that, "these guys are all PhD
holders in backstabbing" he said to
himself. Zoomed off and dusted his old
umbrella.
Even if you divide the umbrella( current
PDP), Oga Abu will never touch a broom
again (APC)
4. Buhari
Ah! Gap-toothed Old General....his rabid
hate for Shoeless Ebele couldn't let him
learn from Oga Abu's sojourn. Took up a
broom on one hand, the next day goggle-
eye Tinubu was swallowing hot
presidential boli from Patience's kitchen
while his boys were loading ghana-must-
go bags into the lagos-bound private jet.
Another magic happened during election
and boko-hari was shouting "dogs and
baboons!" wondering where all his yoruba
votes disappeared to. .
Even OBJ had to be hated by his yoruba
people before he could become
President, he didn't need to win Ota
polling booth. Their preferred choice Olu
Failaye another rabid tribalist was thrown
out by other Nigerians. OBJ became
president with only N20,000 in his
account (june 12 fiat). Even Shagari knew
him as a snake and collapsed when he
won the primaries but IBB(the north) and
the East(Ekwueme accepted his Party
choice and campaigned for him after
primaries,attracting Igbo votes) installed
him. OBJ is IBB's biggest regret as we
speak.
Lesson- Yoruba votes have never made
anybody president . So why should we
take seriously the garbage they are
spewing in here.

Am I surprise at this gibberish?? NO. Coming from a schizophrenic scallywag with several episode's of chronic seizures.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:05pm On Jan 01, 2014
ogologodimkpa: Did I hear relegation? You must be very high on weed. Take us out of your region, you'll be dead of hunger. .. Lazy thing grin

What your important in the nation than selling substandard fake goods. Damn look at this never do wells feeling funky. Alaigbo your enclave still suffer for food and boast of the record of the most expensive place to live in the country. Negative I.q is worst than no I.q.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:33pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Lol. We all know who the real cowards are.Did you not see where i smashed some yamheads at the baby factory 21st century thread yesterday?? There are sane people on the thread so you wouldn't want me to turn this here into an asylum where they keep your APC bigoted likes,Believe me.

Hey dreamer, are you high on caustic soda and palmwine. We best y'all low lifes everyday, only for y'all never do well to be recycle old pictures of ibadan. Open that thread again let me meet you there and beat the living day out of your anus.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:15pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Spewing the truth and you wouldn't even know it even if it smacked your face.

It seem you craving for another round of e -a$$ whopping we use to give y'all androids. Moreover why you run for the osogbo thread and beg afam to close the Enugu thread. Cowardice is engraved in your gene pool I guess.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:08pm On Jan 01, 2014
Sincere 9gerian:
Dont mind those liars. It's reverse logic. Those elements are the very cause of tribal and religious sentiments in the polity. From day one, they never allowed GEJ the breathing space to work. Watch from where the war against GEJ is coming from- these are people that LOST to GEJ in the 2011 elections.

Mr why pouring out this large chunk of emotion. Its obvious from your post that you are close to tears. Now playing cry me a river by insincereetard featuring the 40 laptop crew.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:06pm On Jan 01, 2014
Sampling opinions from various newspaper stands from abuja- Kaduna almost on a daily basis. With what is on ground. It a sure smooth road to the creek for the retardeen.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:03pm On Jan 01, 2014
bombay: Tinubu and the south west are traitors serving there fulani masters.[size=8pt][/size]

Arewa peoples congress

Fulani peoples congress

Yoruba people will continue to be slaves.

Will this deranged product of beastiality shut is putrid orifice. Did I expect anything intelligent from you?? NO. With excess consumption of civil war induced delicacies y'all subhumaniods call food and a obvious high dosage consumption of fake product prominent in your part of the world. And the slave part of your mor...onic post gat me lmao, next time post the slave question to those that like the a$$ of balewa, shagari, tofa and Atiku religious.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 5:59pm On Jan 01, 2014
Damn the retardeen a$$ licking crew are on the verge of been confined to their permanent grave. With no fact and evidence to counter the cramjones handle. All I see the ret*ards doing on this thread is throwing tantrums like a photosensitive epileptic shamlock.

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Education / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife (Pictures) by eggheaders(m): 5:27pm On Jan 01, 2014
This yab feast no be for here mehn. But coogar is damn too cruel jeez.
Politics / Re: Your Percentage Performance For Jonathan In 2013 ? by eggheaders(m): 6:55am On Jan 01, 2014
-20% that is all.

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