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Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 7:37am On Jan 02, 2014
jmaine:

No be small comedy. [size=14pt]Scam-Jones[/size] na real clown cheesy . . .


Why are y'all re**tards dancing unclad in the market square. Are y'all scared of pay cut early in the year.

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Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 7:27am On Jan 02, 2014
Gamji007:

The guy gave ar$$ lickers a real upper cut with his post and made them look silly.
Their allowances will be reduced for failing to defend their masters.

Lol lwmisgej( laugh wan make I slap goodluck egbere Jonathan).

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Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 7:27am On Jan 02, 2014
jmaine: Cramjones, am very pleased to call you a foolish clown grin.

Thanks for the early morning amusement. . . . cheesy

Jamiu you never cease to amaze me with your stupidity. Are you in brain teaser match with brain dead zombies. For posting this trash early in the morning, jamiu needs a lobotomy fast and get hook up with a rat brain.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 7:23am On Jan 02, 2014
kingbang:
Mr FFK, do even have what they call brains? The low IQ nitwits are the kids that always swallow your trashy lies hook line and sinker. Real intellects deal with facts and not some cheap lies compiled under the influence of banned substance.

Coming from our in house dolt with I.q on the negative integers. So laughable dolts, get this into your thick skull son, you and your cohorts in stupidity are in for a hard time with the cramjones guy. No wonder reno omokri as to result to threat letter.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:56am On Jan 02, 2014
tokunboh:

Incase you don't know, whatever bad attributes the PDP has are being superceded by the APC. Name it - bigotry, corruption, propaganda, deceit, lies, embezzlement, undemocratic ways etc APC makes the rotten PDP look really good

How did you come to this conclusion?? Has the acn been siphoning our common patrimony since 1999?? What party are the only functioning government in the country from. The project to save Nigeria from the shoeless otueke drunkard is all inclusive. Quoting the sage awo, Nigeria will be save when the best of the progressive team up with the best of the conservatives. And this is the time. Otueke 2015 for sure.
Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 6:53am On Jan 02, 2014
cramjones: Screen shot of email sent yesterday. I blocked out my email for obvious reasons.


Will the ngwakwe or whatever his progenitors christened the dolt shut his putrid orifice now. Cramjones cracking the Numbskull of the r..etards since time immemorial.

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Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 6:50am On Jan 02, 2014
tokunboh:

Another publicity seeking Amaechi in the making - Go back to school or simply learn a trade. This thread is to be ignored

Why are you jumping from pillar to post to discredit this man. It must really suck to be you. Licking the salty ba....lls of your fellow man for a living. My two cents dolt it will make sense for you to dust your c.v and hit the labour market, the pay per post stipends ends by may 29 2015. When your god( hepopotamus) will be cast back to the backwaters of otueke where he come from.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:47am On Jan 02, 2014
tokunboh:

I am really disappointed at how the opposition makes unsubstantiated allegations by referring to a document somewhere or even a paper they saw in a thrash can. The APC is the greatest amalgamation of dullards that I have ever seen in my life! What do they take Nigerians for? Can't they just criticise based on facts for once?


And the PDP is an assemblage of gurus, with peeps like Jonathan, bode George, alarms and Mr fix it himself. This guy is high carbon monoxide. Bar man give this dolts one bottle of 1759 as the price for the dumbest nairalander of the year.
Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 6:43am On Jan 02, 2014
cramjones: While I remain unruffled by this letter, we are currently working to trace the IP address where this email came from.....Once again, NO to GEJ and his cohorts!

Nice one.. don't be surprise it will be trace back to a hotel in abuja here, where all this never do wells are lodged in by reno omokri. And given stipends to mortgage their future.
Politics / Re: Cramjones Threatened Via Email Over His Expose Of PDP Election Strategy by eggheaders(m): 6:41am On Jan 02, 2014
atlwireles: You are taking yourself too serious. Nobody is going to kill you. Nigerians want to see your a55 seat in jail for that corruption you people make tons of noise about. The billions you stole from the Aviation ministry must be atoned for by you.

And to know that you worship in the temple of otueke where lord hepopotamus and shepopotamus are your Jesus on earth, did I expect anything sensible from you?? NO. Why are y'all low lifes losing sleeping over the cramjones handle. I can't imagine the situation in your 40 laptop lodge, how omokri, abati and demented okupe will be shouting orders out to y'all low lifes to debunk the heavy load of punches thrown at your skull making y'all low lifes unicellular brains malfunction.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:34am On Jan 02, 2014
ichidodo: I sell otapiapia cos there is a ready
market for it in ngbatiland. Oduans like my yorobar punchin bag mix it
with ewedu when they become tired of
omoibo wahala as lectured in the course-
Awolowo 121.Happy Iyetade Soyinka humping

Only cowards and effimate demented sissies fight dirty when the attacker is on a recess. For eons I have been whipping you blue black only for you to get your heart together at my bedtime. What manner of coward are this shyte head igboids. The otapiapia busines will trive in your region in using it eliminate the kidnappers, ritualist, fake medicine patrons and other low lies that makes your region unlivable for normal human beings.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 6:12am On Jan 02, 2014
cramjones: I was just threatened by obviously someone from GEJ! I will paste the email here.

Dear Cramjones (probably FFK),

We know you. We will come after you. You have chosen to bask in a fools paradise to expose the plans of the presidency's strategy as we approach elections. We have observed your loud-mouthed egocentric tantrums and the high level of disrespect you have accorded the president and his office. You have chosen the path of war, inciting the youth of Nairaland, Facebook, Twitter and other media to violence against the office of the president.

This will no longer be tolerated and you will pay dearly for it. You are too small for us to handle. Watch it!

- Anonymous


I laughed when I read this! Intimidation will never work as we approach the 2015 election. GEJ must be swept away and I repeat, we will NEVER go to any court to contest the elections if it is rigged...GEJ will NOT and I repeat will NOT have any country to govern if he rigs the election. We say no courts and to judges who have been bribed. We will continue this fight till the finish till we sweep all the bad eggs that have held Nigeria down including this azz wipe that sent this nonsensical email!

Damn its obvious the gejites from their oga at the top and their demented foot soldiers are losing sleep over the cram jones handle. All I will advice y'all never do well subhumans to do is to recruit more brain dead android to by whip by we soldiers of conscience. All the jokers never cease to amaze me with their utter stupidity syndrome and chronic mental re.tardness.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 11:24pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: I'm very angry, is this dreary stuff the
only jargon you can come up with?
Whatever happened to my formidable
thickheaded punching bag.I guess Iyetade Soyinka is callin you to bed

Your stupidity is world class making imb.....eciles feeling like Nobel winners. Go get laid with a red yansh bonono dolts...
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 11:16pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Oluya!, you don tire?... in your next life
make sure you don't emanate from the
kinda scrotal sac we seeing here. That's
your best chance of being of a Normal
human being in your reincarnation.Now go hump Iyetade Soyinka in spirit

That priceless coming from a product of beastiality and a fool whose momma gat rammed in all fours by motor park tout. Do the world a favour by sawing off your head. So biosphere will have one less waste of space to battle with. In your night mare tell ojuiku is only legacy agpa is now a boy boy extension of PDP the Hausa Fulani party.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 11:04pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: You wan go sleep?, i think say you go do
this...do that to ichidodo and him
brodas. Came here whining and groaning like Wole Soyinka's Dead daughter.
Ile kewu goon.
You should join the likes of lawal
babafemi, Adeboloja and strap a bomb to
yourself and save Nigeria some
headache. The world would have been a
better place if the urethrals of some
uncircumsized, islamic,ngbatic distended scrotal
packages were super-glued forever.Greet nnanyi Odua,Awo and Rest in pieces Miss Iyetade Soyinka in your dreams

Your stupidity need to be put in check, ain',t y'all low lifes the reason the green passport become a leech in all airport across the world with your famous affinity for criminality. Far worst than the Affinity acid gat for metals. Scoundrel In your sorrowful nightmare same me well to all your brothers awaiting the hangman noose all over south east Asia, eze- ego, Clifford orji, the vegetable ojuiku and other worthless Igbos. And don't forget to wake your poppa with sliding tackles in the morning to say your good morning to him.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 10:48pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Where is ma punchin bag?!

Bob Marley obviously have you In mind when he sang pimpers paradise and stiff necked fools.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 10:45pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Now listen, for retortin lame lines to my uppercuts,
it is a sign you are coming back to your
senses, soon you will be released from
your mental ward i.e if you don't show more signs
of recuperating from your Schizophrenic
disposition.
You and your lands are our properties,
jointly co-owned by the Hausas/fulani.
You are dependent on us for survival. Ask
the beans sampions of Ibadan or the
alabaru in Idumota and ladipo. That's the
way nature has made it son
You don't tell us whom to present as
presidential candidates, we simply choose
the one we want amongst you(right now we are with GEJ). They
wouldn't need to win the polling booths
in Ifo to be presidents. You and Your
votes are the most useless in Nigeria, you
are leeches and your votes hardly makes
anyone a president. ASk Awo, MKO and
buhari. This message can only sink in
when you are discharged from Aro
psychia


Son it pass my bed time. Am sleeping and replying you at almost the same time. When I was active you were running for safety. Let me put it straight to you dumbbell one and for all. Lagos boast of over 200 market you control only 3 ladipo, aspamda and alaba. But in your dumb skull you own Lagos same way you own abuja, London and america as long as it cures your inferiority complex. You choose who the president of the nation will be yet y'all androids cry every election year about IBO presidency isn't that an irony??. All I see is some 2 by 2 shop owners, yorubas work smart and not labour like some uneducated mofos, if you wanna know our hustle get your sorry a$$ to the stock exchange, the blue chips coys and the oil multinationals. Trying to educate his like wanting an Eskimo to have a sunbath in his igloo. Like jayz forever young you are forever dumb. Go sleep In the misery of tonight whipping from your chi.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 10:24pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Snatching at straws aren't you? Since the day you jumped outta Iya
salau's purulent and pungent extra-large
pu.s.sy, even pigs have been padlocking
their nostrils when you pass by . Yoruba
odour na die ask google.
Storing Yoruba poos in Nylon under your
beds and catapulting it at the unfortunate
Aboki in Ibadan won't stop you from
being political and economic slaves in
naija .
You can open a Nylon-poo throwing
branch at Illorin, throw some at the Emir,
your chief slave tamer at illorin
and dodge in a gutter, baba suwe style.
Of course you know the consequences,
your Yoruba rectums will be wider than a
GP tank, when his horses are through
with inseminating you swines .

Are you trying so hard to make sense or something. Save us your mourning songs, son of hyper testosterone village mgbeke. Go give it to all the female members of you lineage from behind hey you worthless shyte of poo. Y'all low life smell like the stench in ochanga market.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: we will be opening an Otapiapia
manufacturing head office in Ikene, baba
Awo will be our poster boy, HIV sorry HID
will receive some gratuity for the use
Awo's pic. So the likes of you can follow
suit like your Awo your political oluwa and
save normal humans some very important
Oxygen. You can be our experimental
marketing manager shouting opa eshin!,
opa eku! opa cockroach! and take a good
dose like your demi-god afterwards.
Your "poopoophilia' is internationally
renowned, even the South africans and
kenyans dey throway salute to the
children of nna yi odu.

This guy is obviously brainless. Even my dog can't be this stupid. Son go get a lobotomy and replace your obviously dull brain with rat brain. The rat poison will sell well in your region the gwaripa guy comes to mind. The re*tard even speak Yoruba so good, colonizing the Igbos since 1800. Can't wait till the day when Yoruba will be the lingua franca in our lady's woliwo, urban boys and girls, ckc and onitsha high school.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 10:05pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: u r wastin your talent on NL spewin trash about your
mother's Tura+hot movate
demelaninated Alhajaic nyash when you
should be in the Yollywood market
scavenging for roles
Where is her shimi
Bet she forgot it in pastor/Alhaji FFk's
office when regina came calling
When ppl jump out from that kind of
Nyash and start throwing sticks and
slippers at the Aboki in Oyo for starving
them of oloyin, they smoke tear gas
instead of GEJ's fresh air and go home on
an empty stomach whining and lamenting
about how they fed the IGBOS but
cannot afford beans. What a people!
BTW, which brand of Tura does Alhaja
your mother use?, how many cartons
does she exhaust per second. I can
supply her in quantum.
I no dey sell credit o, na cash and carry.
I no say una dey like credit welu welu
even with all una bogus and magic GDP
wey we no dey see for una body.

Crap even pinky can't be this stupid.
Politics / Re: Unimaginable Lopsided Appointments In Nigerian Police Force.secret Agenda! by eggheaders(m): 9:58pm On Jan 01, 2014
Any Igbo wan get on the canvas with me and let do some roforofoism.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:51pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: If only God had ordered St. micheal the
arch-angel to keep Odua-were on a short
leash and prevent him from slipping and
falling into present day Nigeria. Only
normal humans will be existent in Nigeria.
Unfortunately we have 'shofististicated',
shortsighted humanoids with tatooed
whiskers named by their masters as
Yeribas(they don't even know what the
name means) sharing this cosmos with
us. It is a pity really.
Who will rid Nigeria of this plague called
Yoruba?

Damn coming from peeps that still live in the wide with apes when the yorubas already built working kingdom. Peeps that still eat human flesh in the 21st century are normal human??. If not yorubas who will help y'all ret...ard form the Igbo words and if not us y'all low life will still be wearing leaves as clothes to day and living life like acting the scenes of things fall apart.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:47pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Haahaahaa, These Odu people never cease to amuse
me. Always shouting up and down
frivolously is their specialty.
They had 8years in power but refused to
go their Oduduwa way ...guess the free
crude they were licking was sweeter at
that point.Sorry no Vacancy in Aso Rock, you can get on lickin fulani sh**t from futa djallon

Damn you so far from been sensible like the distance from earth to Pluto. What correlation do the 8 year obj presidency gat to do with the smacking I am giving your Igbo?? Anyway we gat 8 years y'all low lifes are crying for one week. We ain't some nzobu nzobu enyimba enyi zombies we run our shyte with brains and not like some emotionally sissies that wasted 3 million of their kind. We already know people licking Fulani a$$. You can ask balewa, shagari, tofa and atiku. Moreover the otueke drunkard is leaving soon and the igboids will cry us another river Niger for all I care.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:35pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: All i see is fear

Fear a kid that is obviously grasping for breath lwmisgej( laugh wan make I slap goodluck ebere Jonathan).
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:33pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Rantin like a toothless dog to save Miss Soyinka's honour (Rest in pieces) she must be very happy.....In Hell with Awo

Shut the Bleep up you mentally indigent peasant, if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife , I have no doubt you be su..ckking Satan's scrot...um while a legion of goblins are feasting on you. In the comity of mental handicaps, you would be made life president with intelligence and face that look like d clito..ral hood of a leprous witch I really don't expect something intelligent to come out your putrid orfice hey you son of Delilah.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:19pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: What? Are you exhausted?? Calling for back up!
Come on be a sport not a b**tch

You no match kid....
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:17pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Biitchslap the dead Concubine instead because she was stupid enough to terminate her ba.stard and lose her rotten life. Btw i like the way you rant makes you so hopeless and impotent

How about ffk doing a three some with biancar and stealer oduah. Ain't you ashame of your worthless self. Fxcking you on all fours like a roadside biatch. Its seem the picture of the late ms Soyinka is making you wannk you 2 inches peeenis. Comeback at him again and amma k.o you so bad Samuel peter battering will look like a child's play.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:10pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: I'm talking about real nutritious delicacies
like Ofe owerri, Ugba. Not some crap food
eaten with 100 days old oily stew(oloyin beans). .
About farming, ever heard of heard of
Abakiliki rice?
Now to illorin issue, It's on record that
Yorubaland is the only land conquered,
enslaved and INVADED permanently by
semi-arabs Hausa-Fulani . Even the Tivs
and Beroms did better
Ask Liar Mohmed(he's from kwara) why
he never wear those funny-looking bent-
to-one-side owambe caps.
He'll rather wear babariga and Aboki hats.
Of course, he must please.Fulani slave

This fuxktard keep jumping from issues to other issues he knows nothing about. Jeez do you know what is oloyin beans ask your fellow Igbos living here to tell you about it. And please don't talk about those your civil war induce crap call food cos am about to vomit reminiscening my ugly experience at soundcity hotel in akwa with those crappy poision your low life call food. To the Ilorin issue, you are too dull to understand that semi-illiterate. I know your makarte things don't allow you research and read. But you can ask the history academias in your environs to explain the battle of Oshogbo to you. Hope that will cure your ignorance.

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:03pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: Miss Soyinka knew yorubas cannot handle the truth, Oloyin beans and all.Pity the pregnancy she was carry for Amaechi killed her Rest in Peices that promiscous yorobaar b**tch

This cretin is below my class in the e-war game. IBO killer come and takeover and delete this leech.
Politics / Re: GEJ's Strategic Plan For 2015 Election Victory - Leaked By Cramjones by eggheaders(m): 9:01pm On Jan 01, 2014
ichidodo: *Sniffs around* fhufff fhuffff. You body
odor is not different frm Ijegun's.
Are u conjoined twins or are u 'twice'
After climbing down frm big behind
mountain bilikisu, don't just dash in here,
you should try some cheap aboki perf
...we can manage dat.

Says the product of a drunk f"..uck. I don't blame you, I blame the donor and recipients of your x and y chromosomes for not wiping you off with a tissue and flush you down the sewer.you are a boil on the a$$ of humanity and a disgrace to your fellow homo habilis. I will so biatchslap you till my sinews creak.

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