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why is Ronaldo under so much tension, he is hardly breathing

if I ever decide to have a crush on any footballer, Messi I promise you will be the one

it's like you want them to send you a whole battalion of rats

whoever made the statement that bloggers would not make heaven got it through divine inspiration

chubinwa:
am seeing yellow assholes. I no blacks will neva giv in to dis

they will bleach it

like play like play, that was how phillip shuaibu became deputy governor, when I see his pictures on billboards, I just smh

The day I tried it, I was humbled. Had a flat tyre and started hyping myself that what a man can do, a woman can do better. I did everything above, when I tried to remove the nuts, no single one budged. I got tired went inside to replenish my strength, came back to try again, no way. I just removed the Jack and drove to the nearest vulcanizer. The guy tried the nut once, it didn't move, he removed his shoe and used his leg, na so all the nuts dey fly open. I was embarrassed. Thank God no one saw me that day.

so because you heard there are rats in aso rock you want to resurrect this thread, lai lai kolework

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well that is Kenya, here in Nigeria husband surplus

this is actually funny, let me reread

Evaberry:
I'm sure the mum still thinks her son is a virgin, not knowing that he has smashed several pussy before.

but why did he ruin the good non sexual image the mum had of him, he Polly kissed her too long and deep hence the reaction from the mum

I don't Know why parents always think their children are not sexually active.

same way one woman kept telling me her son was a virgin till he graduated and left the country, only for him to come visiting one year and he started telling me about escapades with some girls I knew in school.

jakD:
TO THE MODERATORS


I'm sure either you guys are racists too or your senses are too low to understand that nairaland has become the greatest promoter of tribalism especially between the South, whichever one it may be but hence, do the needful to curb all these silly acts because it is not childish anymore rather silly. They turn everything to tribal war forgetting they're both South and same county men.

THANK YOU!

I always wonder why they allow tribalism thrive, it didn't take them one week to stop the 'no fvcks given' crew when they always flooded every thread with their meme.

this resign issue will never work, never. do you know how many politicians, civil servants, contractors, godsons, etc will lose their jobs, they will all keep feeding him lies and telling him the opposition are the ones sponsoring the campaign.

Jirate:
I am willing to join them since the Chief Zombie is inside that house, just that I am far away from London, i am right now in a Zoological Garden called Nigeria, Cage Benin City, Too Bad.

hope it's not ogba zoo

this is too much abeg

Medicineguy:
lol..they are actually afraid that they may end up with the girl ( or maybe someone like her) if the OP decides to dump her...read btw the lines

Donjazzy12:
Yeye !

I have being reading your comments, everyone is really angry because of the time spent in the relationship, not just about the abortion. what if this abortion was done seven years ago, and they have being having issues ever since? you reason am, why now

but he mentioned also that the girl's family are against the marriage too, why would they be? till we hear from both sides, allow us to judge op, na him carry him matter come nairaland, so we have to pass judgement on the little evidence we have , so far, he has being sentenced to death and life in unhappiness.

EgunMogaji:

is this the angel of death? at 3am? hope the op is still alive.

nairalanders don vex. your relationship is even longer than some marriages. but if she stayed committed to you all those years without any major issue, it's actually your loss. please break up with her before the end of this month, I won't be surprised if she gets married by December, some men are actually destiny delayers. I bet if you drop her number on this thread, at least a hundred men will want to pick up from where you left. if only this was one of those threads that one moniker replies "hello, this is issacsegun's girlfriend and I will like to clarify something.... "

See someone making plans for the next decade, I never even plan tomorrow

if they give birth on the same day, will that make them twins?

With all due respect to the governor, I don't really buy this mosquito net thing. Why can't this 2.6m be used to clean up the environment by setting up a team of people who would spend at least three months teaching the people how to keep their environment clean to stop mosquitoes from breeding. They can visit every household and show them things and places around them that would be breeding grounds for mosquitoes and how to deal with such. A task force can be set up to make sure people follow through. Prevention is better than cure.

We embrace every technology even the sex doll, but when it comes to religion, we want things to be how they were before Christ. make we kukuma dey trek go America.

I would rather have a mumu Charley boy than a militant asari

My edo brothers don land, baba uwese.

fashion

Don't worry, they are coming for one of your family members, then you will sing.

definitely not Nigeria, where you wan see light for 16 months