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So the most awkward thing happened to
me today. If you had a bad day, relax. I
won.
So I'm in the bank chilling on a mad ass
long queue to get my BVN done, uba
bank, poor customer service and all.
People are tired and so am I and then
something cheers me up. 30 mins into
queuing & I spot an old female friend I
haven't seen in ages, Eme. She is still as
cute as ever, I know she'll be pleased to
see me as I am her.
So I walk forward, over to her. At least,
someone to chat with while waiting. Yaay.
I get to her and I cover her face from
behind so she can maybe guess who it is.
Apparently, the lady in her front is her
friend cos she asks her who it is & she
giggles and says she doesn't know me.
I say, "It's been a long time. Do you still
recognize my voice?" Still covering her
face. She laughs and says no. She then
begs me to remove my hand from her
face. She's as excited as I am. Oh Eme.
Note that by this time, people are staring
idly. They're waiting to be called in for
their BVN registration just like us.
So I finally let go of her face and Eme
turns and looks at me. I have the cutest
smile prepared for her. Gosh. It wasn't
Eme.... Bruhhhhh.
I wanted to die. You mean your boy had
been holding this lady's face for about a
minute? A whole minute, laughing with
her as if we shared the same dreams and
passion. She frowned and was like,
"Sorry, who are you?" taking a step back.
Felt like I had malaria because my mouth
was sour.
Her friend was like, "Do you know him?"
Fam these ladies eyed me like a creep. I
finally composed myself after about 3
seconds of disbelief.
I was like, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you
were someone I knew, I swear. Excuse
me."
People were staring. They had to watch
me walk away, back to my spot on the
queue. I'd never wanted to teleport so
bad. Who send me?
Every once in a while, the girls glance
back at me like, "OMG. That creep is still
on the queue with us."
Mehn, i just plugged my earpiece &
ignored as if it was nothing. I had my
lane o. But noooo, I couldn't stay there.
Same way I drive TBH.
Me too? why cover a lady's face in
public? Whatever happened to Hi...

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The man na YOLOBA

You are being affected by the 'L-factor'. Work on urself

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trinity123:
I got the same picture off the Internet so I guess I can also sell the puppies. 40k for a pure bred neapolitan mastiff?? The fact that you can't even spell it correctly is even more annoying. NEATPOLITANT

God bless u. Neapolitan mastiffs cost @least 250k

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daviyjones:
Every man's dream is to marry/date a figure8 girls, who will marry the fat ones? Will they be begging guys to date them?

This is not fair!

I hardly see guys fatansizing about fat girls. Even nairaland guys.

To my fans pardon me no list this time.

I love fat girls, but the skinny ones keep hovering around. Wish I have a fat girl to date

anigbajumo:
dnt pedict oyo state politics till final whistle.....jst imagine Apc won 12 fed const out of 14 nd all d 3senators....m telln u anytin may happen in gubernatorial coz da other 3major party wnt take it easy wif APC...

Well said. But I believe we people of oyo state, especially ibadan should be reasonable enough to vote in someone who can harmonise with the wind of change already blowing

anigbajumo:
i pray make Accord nd Pdp wif Labour nt merge 2geda...coz dat s da only way dey can stop APC nd da possibility of dat is 60 percnt.

Those parties also have gubernatorial candidates, they wouldn't merge in order not to disappoint their members, and that is why Ajimobi will garner about 50% of the total votes cast. LP, PDP, Accord will share the rest. Ajimobi is the best option for the people of Oyo state, In order to continue living in a state where progress and decorum are the orders of the day

Waiting to hear from
Asari Dokubo
FKK
Gani Adams

Jonathan.....MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

Jega is just a great man, he's really an example of a good professor! I must commend his efforts. But he should look into the welfare of his adhoc staff. Working under d sun for hours without getting refreshed is a bad thing.

President Goodluck Jonathan wins national presidential election by wide margin. For more jokes text GEJ to 12345

luvmijeje:
So far as I predicted House of Representatives :Accord- 77. AA-1.ACP-1.APC-27.ACP-1. PDP-9.

Next Senate.

Where's this please?

IB SouthWest Local govt
Ward 1 Unit 001 PU 016 Ori Olowo compound
House of rep
APC 34
Accord 18
PDP 19

Senate
APC 36
PDP 16
Accord 17
LP 5

Presidential
APC 40
PDP 24

zeb04:
There I nothing like karma if there was,most of ladies would not been inlove today. As a matter of fact some won't be married and some won't even have children as a result of countless abortions.

I have seen runs girls get married nd living like nothing ever happened.

Finally marriage is not as hard as yall make it even if you like,be am immature boy...there is an immature gal for you.if you want,be a bossy,high minded lady..there is also someone for you.

Marriage is not the ultimate so stop telling us about your ex gf's who couldn't bear your bullshit and left.

I love you for this

I can't even allow my pastor friend sef

senoreetah:
In my aunties house, his family and my aunty's are friends...and actually we wanted to use my aunty's place for reception cos they have a very big compound, but we changed loication

are u sure u just met by chance @ur aunt's or she arranged d meeting

Fabdedon:
in a trafik jam in lagos.. Gonna be very romantic

lol, na society wedding una go do dat day. U will feed everyone in d traffic

If you were to marry your partner where you met them, where will that be?
As for me, it will be at the campus shuttle park @Unilag.
Let's hear yours...

Lol, wonders shall never end

What is this one saying?
Buhari till Mercury freezes

Wonder how many these terrorists have killed. God, please deliver us from these guys

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