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Just pay Simon Ekpa one billion, he will order them to vote for and they will.

Osinowo don dey chop this kpekus as far back as 2017?
Hmmmm �

When Odinkalu and the other lady noise maker boycotted the NBA conference in Sokoto through social media citing security reason thereby leading to the conference being shifted elsewhere, you clapped for them.
Now the PTDF interview has been shifted elsewhere citing the same security reason and you're crying marginalisation.

Peter Obi left PDP, probably going to the regional party APGA

Orji Kalu has since negotiate his way out of the race

Okorocha is in bout with EFCC

As for the red cap chiefs masquerading as Ohaneze, anywhere they go to, just serve them tea with some envelopes, they'll come out smiling.

Finland based Ekpa is cashing out big time, while the online keypad warriors are all busy cursing the fulanis, even as people can't move freely in the East.

When will this self inflicted wound going to heal

Risky 1 - Otunba Runsewe 0

You just hit the jackpot bro.
Accept the job, look for fine fine girls around the area and other places, discuss business with them that you used to have clients that pays well if they can negotiate well.
Also tell them to drop their pix or WhatsApp it to you in order to market her.
You'll be surprised the huge money you'll be making monthly, and once guest know this arrangement, they'll likely be coming back, with that you can negotiate better pay.
I once did this, you need to see big ladies sending me their pix, including married women.
Some don't want to pay my percentage in cash, but in kind.
So you're looking at a big opportunity if you know what you're doing there.

I think say nah vector wey dey rap you go dey paint
Better concentrate on painting Elon Musk lying on his friend sofa, Bill Okechukwu Gate with pot belly, Cubana smiling over scotch whisky etc.
Maybe, just maybe they'll get your call.

There are thousands of tired legs that just need the tag married, who can actually cured your misery.
How?
They don't give a bleep about how many rounds you go. They have people lined up outside servicing them codedly. And this lead us to the second one of you hustling to feed. From this outside job, they'll also lived fine without disturbing you much for upkeep as long as they have one small business used as a disguise.

So calm down, yours is not the worst case. You'll be just fine.

What is growing between your legs should be of more concern to you.
That's where redemption lies.

Of course there are many.
There's this particular one i watched on national geographic, everywhere nah ice.
Dem nah fine babes go host you sef make you dey bloke dem night and day.
And my friend say dem get the best tea.

OP you can go wherever pleases you.

Meanwhile, no more blood - taxing of lagosians.
Istijaba boys for Osinbajo.
Frog eyed pee poo can finally rest in retirement.

Kudos to mummy.

Meanwhile, no more blood-taxing of lagosians
Istijaba boys for Osinbajo
Frog eye pee poo can final rest in retirement.

The judgement day is closer than you think.
Zoo has a lot of problem on it's hand at the moment, so pls let UGM hold it down for us for sometime pls.

Bread has taken mankind this far
Leave bread alone and focus on reeling out statistics about who's going to win between pee poo and judas.
That'll be the only time I'll take you guys serious!

Women will keep being the end of men!
See Rick Ross that Psquare featured in hit song performing in Nigeria and the duo is nowhere on the list of line up artists.
I know they won't be sleeping easy this night thinking of all the opportunities they've lost because of the now grey haired kpekus and stretched marked package that's no longer appealing to the eyes when unclothed.
Tueh!

What's really wrong with those Arabs?
You're busy collecting spermat from both mouth and couchie, but somehow believe you're not or can't be pregnant.

It's easy Bros
Ask your wife who is she comfortable staying with between your mom and hers.
Make the arrangements to get her there and instruct huncle to check on them once in a while.
Finish!

Old and tired legs
Even with heavy make up.
Whoever is still casting those ones is probably paying them 20k per movie �

Ooh i forgot to mentioned there are probably 10,597 men between those ten.
That's why i like that damn niggg*r that used to play tough guy in movie those days (can't remember his name)
He bangs them whenever he's on set with them
Not minding their grand moms! �

So up till now no nairaland app on playstore?

So it's even Osinbajo that brought incompetent Kemi, the certificate forger?
Every move to sell him do him more harm
He shouldn't have tore that path
God will choose the best!

It's time to bang that huge ass babe again �
I love this jehova work

If i spent 500k on TV, it better be showing porn 24 hrs, else all hell would be let loose and the company must go down.
I'm that serious!

Donkey carcass is among the banned items.
Check custom prohibition list.
If otherwise, get yourself prepared and go to the headquarter, you'll be attended to.

Wehdone Agege division!
Zelensky don't know the cost of peace, but you guys did and choose the easy way out.

Next time let them pay by foodstuff.

Just mentioning the word RESTAURANT should be enough for you to take decision.

I didn't even read all other things you wrote there, but just thinking of how many street girls you'll be lashing by bringing home those leftovers is for me a deal cutter!

When last do we eat quality bread in this kontiri?

The last time i did bread runs at shoprite, one hanty deliver upper cut to the guy in front of me when we saw lanky shoprite baker with apron grabbed that paddle stick and trying to open the oven.

The entire queue scattered, and one pot bellied man who budozzed his way through was retuning with three loafs, cursing in heavy yoruba accent and victory written all over his face, was the one i approached and he gives me one.
I've not eaten any bread since then.

So yes! Let them strike
Ewa gan sellers should follow suit.

Princetosinjonny:
please if anyone have any amount to help me buy something
to eat I ll really appreciate I beg the hunger is unbelievable
for me life of a student is tough and if you have job too I
don't mind please I beg 06 82 70 35 06 Gtb

Life of student is now far more better than that of civil servants.

Copying what is happening in Nigeria is a shame.
The land of the rising sun don't need all this stress
Let's just go back to when Okonkwo was tapping palm wine and using the proceed to marry more widows.
That communal living used to be peaceful!

If Bubu is wise, this is an opportunity to also tell the Chinese that due to the war in Ukraine Nigeria cannot and will not pay the debt its owning.

You're the Redpiller bla bla bla (chest beating).
Your childish thinking amazes me.
Do you have idea what is called mother?
Ooh e dey click now, means you don arrived huh?
You're too young to see great things come crumbling down in a little time.
Better recant now, gather those you know and go to beg that woman.
All the trash you typed is nothing, the only thing i see paining you to the bone marrow is her sleeping with someone else after your dad demise.
Now let me ask you, because your father is gone, she should remain celibate for life huh?
What stop you from talking to her to do it elsewhere, or if you're rich get her an apartment where she and her lover can do all they want?

You're doomed to believe curse don't work.
Repent, now that you still can.
Email me for discussion on where to meet so you can beat me up if what i said angers you.

Thank goodness to Russian

When mama Uju start threatening me if i buy on credit again, what did i do?
I simply ignore!

Air peace bring all these upon themselves by replying to the first letter.

If biafra or nothing
The arms meant to kill zoo has been turned on the new Republic citizens all in the name of cult.

Zoo 1- Biafra 0

Get your pvc!