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Politics / Re: Atiku To South East Leaders: I Will Only Serve One Term by Egypt209: 5:02pm On May 27, 2022
Just pay Simon Ekpa one billion, he will order them to vote for and they will.

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Reacts To Claim Of Not Completing Her NYSC, Shares Evidence by Egypt209: 12:53pm On May 26, 2022
Osinowo don dey chop this kpekus as far back as 2017?
Hmmmm �
Politics / Re: Why Southeast Is Excluded From Our Interviews — PTDF by Egypt209: 8:35am On May 26, 2022
When Odinkalu and the other lady noise maker boycotted the NBA conference in Sokoto through social media citing security reason thereby leading to the conference being shifted elsewhere, you clapped for them.
Now the PTDF interview has been shifted elsewhere citing the same security reason and you're crying marginalisation.

Peter Obi left PDP, probably going to the regional party APGA

Orji Kalu has since negotiate his way out of the race

Okorocha is in bout with EFCC

As for the red cap chiefs masquerading as Ohaneze, anywhere they go to, just serve them tea with some envelopes, they'll come out smiling.

Finland based Ekpa is cashing out big time, while the online keypad warriors are all busy cursing the fulanis, even as people can't move freely in the East.

When will this self inflicted wound going to heal

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's 2023 'Presidential Poster' Surfaces Online by Egypt209: 9:43pm On May 17, 2022
Risky 1 - Otunba Runsewe 0
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Graduate Can You Do This? .... by Egypt209: 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2022
You just hit the jackpot bro.
Accept the job, look for fine fine girls around the area and other places, discuss business with them that you used to have clients that pays well if they can negotiate well.
Also tell them to drop their pix or WhatsApp it to you in order to market her.
You'll be surprised the huge money you'll be making monthly, and once guest know this arrangement, they'll likely be coming back, with that you can negotiate better pay.
I once did this, you need to see big ladies sending me their pix, including married women.
Some don't want to pay my percentage in cash, but in kind.
So you're looking at a big opportunity if you know what you're doing there.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Vector Portrait Journey So Far... by Egypt209: 2:48pm On Apr 25, 2022
I think say nah vector wey dey rap you go dey paint
Better concentrate on painting Elon Musk lying on his friend sofa, Bill Okechukwu Gate with pot belly, Cubana smiling over scotch whisky etc.
Maybe, just maybe they'll get your call.
Romance / Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Egypt209: 12:46pm On Apr 25, 2022
There are thousands of tired legs that just need the tag married, who can actually cured your misery.
How?
They don't give a bleep about how many rounds you go. They have people lined up outside servicing them codedly. And this lead us to the second one of you hustling to feed. From this outside job, they'll also lived fine without disturbing you much for upkeep as long as they have one small business used as a disguise.

So calm down, yours is not the worst case. You'll be just fine.
Health / Re: Can I Still Grow Taller At 21? by Egypt209: 7:54pm On Apr 23, 2022
What is growing between your legs should be of more concern to you.
That's where redemption lies.
Travel / Re: Is There Any White Country Nigeria Is Better Than? by Egypt209: 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
Of course there are many.
There's this particular one i watched on national geographic, everywhere nah ice.
Dem nah fine babes go host you sef make you dey bloke dem night and day.
And my friend say dem get the best tea.
Travel / Re: Relocating To Senegal With Family by Egypt209: 7:42pm On Apr 23, 2022
OP you can go wherever pleases you.

Meanwhile, no more blood - taxing of lagosians.
Istijaba boys for Osinbajo.
Frog eyed pee poo can finally rest in retirement.

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Agriculture / Re: My Mom's Pineapple Plantation And Harvest (Pictures) by Egypt209: 7:39pm On Apr 23, 2022
Kudos to mummy.

Meanwhile, no more blood-taxing of lagosians
Istijaba boys for Osinbajo
Frog eye pee poo can final rest in retirement.

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Politics / Re: We Will Kill More Voters - Unknown Gunmen Send New Threat Message by Egypt209: 8:50am On Apr 16, 2022
The judgement day is closer than you think.
Zoo has a lot of problem on it's hand at the moment, so pls let UGM hold it down for us for sometime pls.
Politics / Re: Prices Of Bread, Gas, Fuel Others Jerked Up Inflation In March – NBS by Egypt209: 10:02pm On Apr 15, 2022
Bread has taken mankind this far
Leave bread alone and focus on reeling out statistics about who's going to win between pee poo and judas.
That'll be the only time I'll take you guys serious!

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Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross On Stage At Lagos Concert With Davido, Tiwa Savage, Tion Wayne by Egypt209: 9:57pm On Apr 15, 2022
Women will keep being the end of men!
See Rick Ross that Psquare featured in hit song performing in Nigeria and the duo is nowhere on the list of line up artists.
I know they won't be sleeping easy this night thinking of all the opportunities they've lost because of the now grey haired kpekus and stretched marked package that's no longer appealing to the eyes when unclothed.
Tueh!

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Health / Re: Woman Gave Birth In A Hospital Toilet And Almost Flushed Her Baby (Photos) by Egypt209: 10:45am On Apr 15, 2022
What's really wrong with those Arabs?
You're busy collecting spermat from both mouth and couchie, but somehow believe you're not or can't be pregnant.
Family / Re: Help-is It OK To Leave Wife And Cousin Alone In One House? by Egypt209: 10:42am On Apr 15, 2022
It's easy Bros
Ask your wife who is she comfortable staying with between your mom and hers.
Make the arrangements to get her there and instruct huncle to check on them once in a while.
Finish!

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Shares Selfie With Top 10 Nigerian Actresses by Egypt209: 3:39pm On Apr 14, 2022
Old and tired legs
Even with heavy make up.
Whoever is still casting those ones is probably paying them 20k per movie �

Ooh i forgot to mentioned there are probably 10,597 men between those ten.
That's why i like that damn niggg*r that used to play tough guy in movie those days (can't remember his name)
He bangs them whenever he's on set with them
Not minding their grand moms! �
Career / Re: 7 Tips For Building A Successful Career by Egypt209: 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2022
So up till now no nairaland app on playstore?
Politics / Re: Osinbajo 's Road To Abuja As Vice President: The Untold Story By Olawale Olaleye by Egypt209: 5:36pm On Apr 13, 2022
So it's even Osinbajo that brought incompetent Kemi, the certificate forger?
Every move to sell him do him more harm
He shouldn't have tore that path
God will choose the best!
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Open Kingdom Halls, To Start House-To-House Visits by Egypt209: 3:47pm On Apr 05, 2022
It's time to bang that huge ass babe again �
I love this jehova work

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires 4 Television Sets For ₦68 Million (Photo) by Egypt209: 6:01pm On Mar 22, 2022
If i spent 500k on TV, it better be showing porn 24 hrs, else all hell would be let loose and the company must go down.
I'm that serious!
Business / Re: Help! Goods Worth N200,000,000 Detained By NIGERIAN CUSTOMS by Egypt209: 5:57pm On Mar 22, 2022
Donkey carcass is among the banned items.
Check custom prohibition list.
If otherwise, get yourself prepared and go to the headquarter, you'll be attended to.

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Crime / Re: Policemen Extort ₦25,000 From Lagos Resident (Screenshot Of Bank Alert) by Egypt209: 4:49pm On Mar 15, 2022
Wehdone Agege division!
Zelensky don't know the cost of peace, but you guys did and choose the easy way out.

Next time let them pay by foodstuff.
Career / Re: Contract Staff In An Insurance Company Or A Restaurant Management Trainee by Egypt209: 4:46pm On Mar 15, 2022
Just mentioning the word RESTAURANT should be enough for you to take decision.

I didn't even read all other things you wrote there, but just thinking of how many street girls you'll be lashing by bringing home those leftovers is for me a deal cutter!
Food / Re: Bakers Threaten Shutdown As Diesel Price, Others Soar by Egypt209: 4:41pm On Mar 15, 2022
When last do we eat quality bread in this kontiri?

The last time i did bread runs at shoprite, one hanty deliver upper cut to the guy in front of me when we saw lanky shoprite baker with apron grabbed that paddle stick and trying to open the oven.

The entire queue scattered, and one pot bellied man who budozzed his way through was retuning with three loafs, cursing in heavy yoruba accent and victory written all over his face, was the one i approached and he gives me one.
I've not eaten any bread since then.

So yes! Let them strike
Ewa gan sellers should follow suit.
Politics / Re: Ebonyi: PDP, Lawmakers Deny Resignation Claims by Egypt209: 4:19pm On Mar 15, 2022
Princetosinjonny:
please if anyone have any amount to help me buy something
to eat I ll really appreciate I beg the hunger is unbelievable
for me life of a student is tough and if you have job too I
don't mind please I beg 06 82 70 35 06 Gtb

Life of student is now far more better than that of civil servants.
Politics / Re: Ebonyi: PDP, Lawmakers Deny Resignation Claims by Egypt209: 3:38pm On Mar 15, 2022
Copying what is happening in Nigeria is a shame.
The land of the rising sun don't need all this stress
Let's just go back to when Okonkwo was tapping palm wine and using the proceed to marry more widows.
That communal living used to be peaceful!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Could Default On Its Debt Within Days by Egypt209: 3:33pm On Mar 15, 2022
If Bubu is wise, this is an opportunity to also tell the Chinese that due to the war in Ukraine Nigeria cannot and will not pay the debt its owning.

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Family / Re: My Mother Finally CURSED Me Last Night. I DON'T Give A Bleep!! - TheGidRedpiller by Egypt209: 1:02pm On Mar 15, 2022
You're the Redpiller bla bla bla (chest beating).
Your childish thinking amazes me.
Do you have idea what is called mother?
Ooh e dey click now, means you don arrived huh?
You're too young to see great things come crumbling down in a little time.
Better recant now, gather those you know and go to beg that woman.
All the trash you typed is nothing, the only thing i see paining you to the bone marrow is her sleeping with someone else after your dad demise.
Now let me ask you, because your father is gone, she should remain celibate for life huh?
What stop you from talking to her to do it elsewhere, or if you're rich get her an apartment where she and her lover can do all they want?

You're doomed to believe curse don't work.
Repent, now that you still can.
Email me for discussion on where to meet so you can beat me up if what i said angers you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Apple Suspends All Product Sales In Russia by Egypt209: 6:30am On Mar 02, 2022
Thank goodness to Russian

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano, Air Peace Row Deepens by Egypt209: 8:40pm On Feb 27, 2022
When mama Uju start threatening me if i buy on credit again, what did i do?
I simply ignore!

Air peace bring all these upon themselves by replying to the first letter.
Crime / Re: Cultists Invade Burial Ceremony In Anambra, Desecrate Corpse, Scores Killed by Egypt209: 5:07pm On Feb 27, 2022
If biafra or nothing
The arms meant to kill zoo has been turned on the new Republic citizens all in the name of cult.

Zoo 1- Biafra 0

Get your pvc!

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