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Politics / Re: Kogi Central: Natasha Akpoti Sworn-In As Senator by Egypt209: 1:04pm On Nov 02, 2023
E be like this im husband go Dey follow ram go sittings ooh.
The man no wan make she rest for one minute because he knows what women are capable of.

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Crime / Re: Angry Mob Beats Lagos Policeman Unconscious For Pushing Man Crushed By BRT by Egypt209: 9:33pm On Aug 07, 2023
What kind of national embarrassment is this?
Immediately you argue with Ghanaian online he'll remind you that our president is a drug pusher.
Nigerian has never get this low

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Travel / Re: Air France Announces The Suspension Of Flights To Niger & Mali by Egypt209: 6:20pm On Aug 07, 2023
With the shut down of the air space now, it's going to be difficult sending emmisary to dialogue effectively.

We are all in this country when a sitting government said the use one billion naira a day to prosecute boko Haram war.

Now it's time for the lagos boys to also use at least two billion naira a day to prosecute this war from the first day a bullet is fired.

Just few days they've spent in Abuja, you can see how fresh they look after tasting power. So they'll keep beating the drum of war to the leader as the senate cannot do anything but negotiate their own cut.
Business / Re: Is It Advisable To Save Money With These Recent Events by Egypt209: 4:51pm On Jul 29, 2023
People wey dey toast woman, how una dey take see their profile?
Nah from browser I dey enter nairaland because i no see their real app for PlayStore to download.
Agriculture / Re: Checkout All-Black Chicken That Sells For $6000 (Pics, Video) by Egypt209: 7:31pm On Jul 25, 2023
It's genetic.
For example, if that ni**gga Putin do us all good and nuke large part of US
In the next few months, the surviving chicken from there if any will all be black.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Governor Akeredolu In Hospital With His Wife, Betty by Egypt209: 8:51am On Jul 22, 2023
The same wife that instigate him to flush fulani from the state thereby leading to tens of death.
Don't joke with God.
Career / Re: Godwill Dike Accused Of Torturing His Staff, Sheidu Ozovehe (Photos) by Egypt209: 7:11pm On Jul 20, 2023
I hope he get justice
I'm once a victim, and know how it feels to be dehumanised.

I could still remember when my friend who's a plumber went to do work for the mother of Otunba Niyi Adebayo's oyingbo wife at Victoria Island.
From what I later found out, the on the high pressure pump and it burst after the guy left, thereby splashing water inside the flat.
Instead of them to make effort to get the plumber to correct the job, they called their Excellency who ordered manhunt immediately.

I was sitting jeje where we used to hang out at park veiw estate when I saw three fully loaded trucks came to screeching halt, with fully kitted mopol running out to grab me and shouting nah im be that'.

I was bundled into the truck and drived to Ekiti government house in the estate without being asked anything before beating started.
After being panel beated, I was detained at the security post with both the doors and windows locked.

I was there for more than six hours before being called to go and speak with mama. The old woman asked me on the phone about my friend whereabout and I told her I have no idea.

Long story short, I was later released. All these for just being a friend to a hurtling guy who offend the powers that be at the time.

This is not era of social media and I never get justice till today.

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Politics / Re: Increase Minimum Wage To N100,000 Instead Of N8,000 Palliatives – Primate Ayodel by Egypt209: 8:47am On Jul 16, 2023
That a human with blood running their veins still attend this man church after all his failed prophesies is something to be studied carefully.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Learns To Walk Properly After Acquiring New Curvy Shape (Photos) by Egypt209: 10:02pm On Jul 11, 2023
Even Otunba Runsewe go wan have a taste now 😂
Health / Re: How My Good Deeds Got Rewarded Almost 2 Years Later by Egypt209: 1:37pm On Jul 03, 2023
This is the real blood money 😜

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Travel / Re: Titanic Tourist Submersible Goes Missing With Search Under Way by Egypt209: 8:37pm On Jun 20, 2023
All of a sudden, Faruk Kperogi has lost his voice and go into hibernation.
Tribe is sweet if you know how to use it.

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Sports / Re: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by Egypt209: 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2023
Jman06:
Nice one

I advocate for a sexually liberal world where consenting adults are free to have sex wherever and however they like.

If sex is a sin, God wouldn't create us with raging hormones that make us crave sex all the time.

The ones I wouldn't support are; sex with minors, same sex, incest and sex with animals or mad people.

Contraceptives are there to help us control population.

Kudos to Sweden!


You've definitely haven't seen somebody Knack mad people before
I have and there's definitely something about it
Remove it pls!
Sports / Re: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by Egypt209: 1:43pm On Jun 05, 2023
If what my Uniabuja babe always told me about myself is true , I should confidently contest in Felatio category and bring home that trophy.

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Sports / Re: Five Things To Know About Sweden Sex Championship by Egypt209: 1:33pm On Jun 05, 2023
Sex is actually a very good sport, still don't know how they omit it from sporting activities in the first place.
As for those talking about soddom and gomorrah, it's not the sex itself they were punished for. It's their instinct and their proclivities for damning practice while at it that got the gods annoyed.

Sex sport is here and there's absolutely nothing anyone can do about it!

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Politics / Re: Crush Those Involved In Oil Theft, President Tinubu Tells Security Agencies by Egypt209: 4:31pm On Jun 01, 2023
You'll have expect diplomacy, but no.
Crush them, crush them,
Is Wale Tinubu not part of the oil cabal?

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Politics / Re: Official Portrait Of Ebonyi Governor Nwifuru That Got People Talking by Egypt209: 5:57pm On May 31, 2023
Clear message to IPOB and Obidients that he's not here for play!

Nwifiru gburu gburu.
Politics / Re: Governor Abba Kabir Refuses To Sit On Ex-Governor Ganduje's Chair (Pics/Video) by Egypt209: 8:17pm On May 30, 2023
He opened his eyes wide and asked 'What is going on, why so many people in the room?'

Remi clutched his hand tightly and whispered into his left ear 'You're sworn in earlier in the day as the President of the federal republic'.

He immediately turned his head in amazement and utter what the closest diplomat sitting next to him considered as an accelerated gibberish.
Not knowing what he said, Remi with smile face nod in agreement and said YES!.

He rose gradually using her frame as support, and said 'You're all welcome' to a thunderous ovation. He was then guarded into the adjourning open space by retinue of aides, still with strange looks on his face.

... Follow my report t for more updates!
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Directs DSS To Vacate EFCC Office Immediately by Egypt209: 7:12pm On May 30, 2023
He opened his eyes wide and asked 'What is going on, why so many people in the room?'

Remi clutched his hand tightly and whispered into his left ear 'You're sworn in earlier in the day as the President of the federal republic'.

He immediately turned his head in amazement and utter what the closest diplomat sitting next to him considered as an accelerated gibberish.
Not knowing what he said, Remi with smile face nod in agreement and said YES!.

He rose gradually using her frame as support, and said 'You're all welcome' to a thunderous ovation. He was then guarded into the adjourning open space by retinue of aides, still with strange looks on his face.

... Follow my report for more updates!
Politics / Re: Rivers State People Escort Former Governor Wike Back To His House (Video) by Egypt209: 7:10pm On May 30, 2023
He opened his eyes wide and asked 'What is going on, why so many people in the room?'

Remi clutched his hand tightly and whispered into his left ear 'You're sworn in earlier in the day as the President of the federal republic'.

He immediately turned his head in amazement and utter what the closest diplomat sitting next to him considered as an accelerated gibberish.
Not knowing what he said, Remi with smile face nod in agreement and said YES!.

He rose gradually using her frame as support, and said 'You're all welcome' to a thunderous ovation. He was then guarded into the adjourning open space by retinue of aides, still with strange looks on his face.

... Follow my repot for more updates!
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Inauguration: Ganduje, Soludo Denied Access To VIP Section by Egypt209: 5:23pm On May 29, 2023
So many nairaland apps on play store
Which one is the original one to download?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Calls 911 After Killing His Wife, Her Parents, 3 Dogs In The US by Egypt209: 4:51pm On May 20, 2023
Drama as Lamidi Apapa laments.
Says, JUJU not the courts failed me!

Vows to consult more powerful oracle, dismiss any plan to join the ruling party by rejecting Tinubu's appointment.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vsevolod Kniaziev Arrested For Accepting $2.7 Million Bribe by Egypt209: 5:30pm On May 16, 2023
Let him go pls.
He needs the money to get his family out of that sh*thole.

The round headed Russian knuckleheads are not joking, and they're coming!
Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Egypt209: 5:26pm On May 16, 2023
Ebankole inbox is booming since.
Nah wah for naija!
Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Egypt209: 10:39pm On May 15, 2023
IamAsiri:


Which new faith did he embrace?

Cele or ccc as he put it.

Or you've ever seen the white people that bring Christianity practice Cele, if your claim is He's a Christian.

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Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Egypt209: 10:11pm On May 15, 2023
Different people have different ways to handle issues. As a Muslim it's very clear what we should do in such circumstances.

You find long big stick or cutlass and face the snake and tell her to leave three times after reciting some verses, if it refuses to leave them just say Bismillah and proceed to kill it.

There's no need embracing new faith because of snake.

Since you drop some lessons after your story, we should also gift you some lessons in case of another time.

Lesson 1: Don't Stay that long thereby putting your family in harms way before acting.

Lesson 2: Make every effort if It means climbing in or getting security cameras, make sure you see what is tormenting you korokoro.

Lesson 3: The fact that your ceiling went quiet doesn't mean, it's dead. It might resurface, therefore tel the cele priest that you want to see it death and not just dissappear into thin air.

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Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by Egypt209: 9:00pm On May 15, 2023
Sometime we just need to get serious with what we read here.
Is it the same children that I'm suffering over, thereby barely tolerating my wive excess, or my daughter who I almost killed the okada guy that run her down in the street, or the same family that whenever I think of taking my own life, after thinking how they'll suffer and be deserted without me, Sir is it that family you left under snake for even an hour?

Let's not even talk about you in person, but how dare you put them in harms way, all in the name of nah moi ouse?

If you have any love left for those kids, pls go and arrange alternative place for your family and come back to face whatever it is up there.

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Romance / Re: My Experience At A Ghanaian Beach by Egypt209: 3:10pm On May 10, 2023
Back when we're Schooling in Ghana, their girls dey like naija dick like addiction.
Every night hostel go full for dem big nyansh wey wan come collect, and this thing dey pain their men well.

It's good the guy restrain himself ooh because the law enforcement no wan take ear hear say nah Nigerian
Nah that day you go regret going there.
At 100 level, I carry my guy Opel sedan go town and I'm driving with pam sandal
Dem stop me and book me on top say the sandal no get buckle.
Dem say you must wear shoe or sandal with buckle. No be small gbege ooh as I wan first charge.

Ghana is fun but you just need to learn how to deal with them.
Always go out with one of your Ghanaian guy, he go dey act as fixer. That's our strategy.

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Food / Re: How Many Times Do You Eat In A Day? by Egypt209: 4:15pm On May 09, 2023
Slaysor:
I eat six to eight times a day,my workout session will kill most humans. So I must eat well to regain energy. What I eat in a day mostly are moi moi,egg,pap and milk,oats,rice and vegetables,potato and vegetables.
My workout session include 300 press up,200 squat,25mins jogging,5mins intense run,100 sit ups,100 bench press,100 squat jump...



You'll have simply get a bursty chic, take good care of her and she'll ride you those stress everyday for half of that combined amount.
Think about it!
Romance / Re: "Many Ladies Don’t Wear Bras Anymore" – Actor Nedu by Egypt209: 11:47am On May 09, 2023
The only thing giving us joy in this country
This nedu wan end am😭

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Crime / Re: Egyptian Woman Kills Son, Cooks, Eats Parts Of His Head (Photo) by Egypt209: 5:47am On May 04, 2023
Many of our ladies today are like this.
Just say hi, then gas will finish, they need to do hair, their uncle just die and they need money to go for the burial, data has finished etc.
Infact they want your head.
Health / Re: My Fiancée Just Took Her Own Life by Egypt209: 11:44am On May 03, 2023
Alot of people don't understand the gravity of problems until it takes life.
I've so much problems, and so depressed to the point of joining a suicide group
I rose in rank to became the admin, and I can assure you it's very deep what we see everyday.
We can just be having program and lively chat today, then tomorrow you'll noticed someone has not been participating or active enough
Click on their page and see their obituaries.

The world is not friendly enough, and a lot is happening.
If i ever said I'm going please don't doubt me or got annoyed like the op
Just try to understand.

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Politics / Re: Bloomberg Posted The Seyi Tinubu Property Story Across All Their Platforms by Egypt209: 8:30am On May 03, 2023
We thought they're joking when they said Emilokan.

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