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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Students Caught In The Russia-Ukraine War by Egypt209: 2:52pm On Feb 27, 2022
Here's the picture
You went to lived with a man as stranger in his house, he accommodate you.
The house caught fire at night, instead to join in putting out the fire, you pack your things and leave.
If perhaps he succeed in putting out the fire after some damages, and you return in the morning
He'll welcome you with open arms?

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Don’t Denigrate Yourself By Joining APC, Sagay Warns Jonathan by Egypt209: 2:29pm On Feb 27, 2022
Go say that to the marines!
You left law chamber to come chop evening suya at Transcorp in the name of PACAC, but now advising another grown up man on what to do?
Power is sweet bro.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Takes Russia To International Court At The Hague by Egypt209: 2:24pm On Feb 27, 2022
Russia don't give a f*ck about Hague.
Ukraine should consider guerilla warfare style,
Maybe, just maybe they'll be able to hold forte till Putin see reason to calm down.
Foreign Affairs / Re: List Of Sanctions On Russia 2022 (LIVE UPDATES) by Egypt209: 2:16pm On Feb 27, 2022
While the Klitschko brothers are fighting and raising the hope of others, Sunday Adelaja who lead the army of christ by obtaining their seed money and tithes is nowhere to be found �.

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Politics / Re: Ukrainian, Polish Police Threaten To Shoot Unarmed African Students (Videos) by Egypt209: 2:14pm On Feb 27, 2022
This is pure betrayal by the students.
They should've joined the forces and fight against the Russians.

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Family / Re: Wife Pranks Husband She Is Going Out In Skimpy, Curves Revealing Outfit by Egypt209: 4:19pm On Sep 21, 2021
Only a fool will call that a prank.
It's like you don't know women, she's just testing the waters.

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Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko, Fred Amata Protest Against Radisson Blu by Egypt209: 4:16pm On Sep 21, 2021
Still trying to understand what concern Radisson blu with Nollywood.
Even if they are showing Nollywood films in their rooms as somebody was trying to explain, is it not a subscription from cable network providers?

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Family / Re: 99-Year-Old Nigerian Man Weds His 86-year-Old Partner In Church After Decades by Egypt209: 2:36pm On Aug 23, 2021
Baba being chop free food without paying bride price �
Travel / Re: How To Travel From Lagos To Benin Republic by Egypt209: 5:13pm On Aug 18, 2021
Op forget about the big big nyansh black Chubby girls that's always prowling around waiting to open honey pot for Nigerians after paying few cefas�

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Health / Re: 150 Nigerian Doctors Ready For Exams To Enable Them Practice In The UK by Egypt209: 9:41am On Aug 05, 2021
Mallam Ciroma started learning traditional treatment just the other day
Today he has married the most beautiful girl in Sabon gari with three other rejected soul he delivered from whoever is holding them hostage!
I don't believe in fake motivation but sharing this for us to learn that no matter how many exams the UK conducted, we will be fine here as long as those practising alternative medicine are fine.
Career / Re: Share Your Experience As A Studio Camera Man by Egypt209: 9:34am On Aug 05, 2021
The former photo guy in my area later died of aids.
he'd literally bleep all the married women in the next street and relocate to our street.
this home service is the end of most of them.
Fvck studio as dem ogas takes up all the home service. �

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Politics / Re: Top 10 imports in Nigeria in Q1 2021- Nairametrics by Egypt209: 9:27am On Aug 05, 2021
Given it up for the womenfolks.
They actively distribute agent causer for the antibiotic and yet went unrecognised.

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Health / Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Egypt209: 7:51pm On Aug 01, 2021
Why can't people see this guy moniker?
He said we shouldn't bother!
Take more bite bro
The economy is hard,
If this is your favourite past time, pls don't listen to anybody here
Invite more to your home for that study you talked about.
This might actually be the start of a breakthrough.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are The Opportunities And Challenges Of Night Auditors In Nigerian Hotels? by Egypt209: 12:14pm On Jul 29, 2021
So nobody talk about the advantages as well.
Dem oloshos used to accept small change when no customer and day is about to break.
Isn't world wonderful where you work!
Pls take the job and be a happy man for once
Congratulations
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Speaks On Hushpuppi's Allegations by Egypt209: 12:04pm On Jul 29, 2021
And they've to sale babaringa for that office?
Events / Re: Youthful Woman Celebrates Her 80th Birthday (Photos) by Egypt209: 12:01pm On Jul 29, 2021
The well in moi papa compound was dug in early 80s
Today you go still come fesh clean water dey go
But I've lost count of how many feshing rope don enter since 80s
No how old the well be, but how many ropes don destroy on top �
Crime / Re: CCTV: Caroline Kangongo Escaping Kenya Hotel After Murder - Graphic! by Egypt209: 6:43pm On Jul 11, 2021
Caroline Kangogo huh?
What exactly did he expect!
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Die while Partying, 3 Kenyan Women Arrested by Egypt209: 5:47pm On Jul 10, 2021
Same things some naija youths engaged in at Accra
DRUGS!
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Brazil: Copa America Final (1 - 0) - Live by Egypt209: 5:40pm On Jul 10, 2021
I now think of where the next garri go come from instead of such leisure sure as football.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k Very Urgent !!! by Egypt209: 5:38pm On Jul 10, 2021
Get a cutlass, sharpen it and wait for inspiration!
Politics / Re: Governor Matawalle Snubs Sadiya Umar Faruk, Humanitarian Minister by Egypt209: 12:53pm On Jun 08, 2020
The governor anger was personal.
How can you be cornering 675 million naira per day in the name of feeding nonexistence school children during lock down and yet nothing for the boys?
One more night would've been very devastating
Thank God she left for Abuja
Politics / Re: Lagos Assembly Plans To Clear Obasa Of Fraud Allegations - Punch by Egypt209: 12:50pm On Jun 08, 2020
This guy should distribute amala and gbegiri as palliative
Aswear the rest will be history as area boys will do the fighting for him
Romance / Re: Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? by Egypt209: 12:36pm On Jun 08, 2020
I'm very conversant with all the happenings around the world including in-depth analysis of the war in middle east.
I'm al-Qaeda specialist when it comes to analysis
Trust me, you'll love that one.

So my dear inbox me
The lukewarm buffoon can go and die for all i cared.
Nairaland / General / Re: If Your Voice Is Played To You, Can You Recognize It? by Egypt209: 2:34pm On Apr 21, 2020
I was shocked to hear my voice being sluggish and cracky, like some morafucker who's high on weed.

It's a shame!

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Kutlwano Selaledi Commits Suicide Over 28-Day Lockdown In Botswana by Egypt209: 5:19pm On Apr 16, 2020
The THEY among us must not be allowed to go down this way!
Family / Re: Woman Complains Of Everyday Sex From Husband, Runs (Video) by Egypt209: 3:13pm On Apr 16, 2020
People blaming the man doesn't knows how those women complain that you're not fucking dem wella.
The poor guy finally buy and drink the combined gbogbonishe and prove he's better than his father and now you're complaining.
Go and find out how those who bend to pressure to drink all sorts of things just to satisfy women in order not to go outside went through pain.
I think the people there should pin this woman down let the guy flex all the shacking so that he won't die oooh.
Worse case scenario,the well becomes wide and sore with the side bushes gone, but nigga need to stay alive.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by Egypt209: 6:03pm On Apr 14, 2020
Find any hausa guy around you
Pay him to get you burantashi
Get to work
Whenever you're through, tell her you're just starting
Before then make sure you guys are not feeding well for like two days earlier.
Come back here to give testimony

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Family / Re: My Landlord Does House Chores For His Children, Fetches Water For Them by Egypt209: 9:30pm On Apr 09, 2020
Do what i do sometimes ago.
Toast one of the daughter and start sleeping with her.
She'll clear your curiosity by leaking all the family secrets to you, since staying there don tire you.
Politics / Re: Buba Galadima Kicks As AMCON Takes Over Company, Home by Egypt209: 8:43am On Feb 26, 2020
This is a goldmine for Buba
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares No Makeup Photo by Egypt209: 8:35am On Feb 26, 2020
Old skool
Politics / Re: Akeredolu Sacks Augustine Pelemo, Called Deputy Gov.'s Wife 'Acting First Lady' by Egypt209: 10:53am On Oct 08, 2019
There's something going on between Pelemo and that lady.
Business / Re: Dangote Chimamanda Adichie, Davido, Adeboye Most Influential Africans In World by Egypt209: 5:10pm On Oct 07, 2019
Abubakar Shekau is not going to like this ���

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