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Crime / Re: I Just Watched The Aluu 4 Lynching Video And I Can't Stop Crying by Ehmmah588(m): 2:43pm On Jan 31, 2023
MaScot30:
If those guys were cultist, those involved in this heinous crime will have been totally wiped out.. the 4 victims might not have been even killed. cultists no dey take bullshit.
Learn to use your brain to think,not your ass

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Crime / Re: I Just Watched The Aluu 4 Lynching Video And I Can't Stop Crying by Ehmmah588(m): 2:42pm On Jan 31, 2023
Lamanii22:



Omg! This is so heartbreaking…. Their families can never get over this incident…. What was the thing that was even stolen? I hope women in that community didn’t support this though… and no one could stop them? And the government didn’t do anything about it?
We jejely went to collect money owed ooo.And the idiot debtor called us to come for the money in Aluu that's why we went there...On reaching the place,I left them to visit my aunt and collect few foodstuff..The plan was that immediately they collect the money,we'll meet at the junction and return to choba..But what I gathered there that day was that the debtor and his accomplises on sighting my friends started shouting "thief" And because of the incessant robbery incidents there,the people there decided to lynch them without asking questions cry......Pls I can't go on....Just manage this cry....It's too painful

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Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 2:31pm On Jan 31, 2023
Uptheante:

Are they the kind of pretty sexy girls we often see doing hookup in the south south?
Secondly, what's the consequence of sleeping with them as a man?
Many of them actually are physically beautiful and very tempting

2. The results vary but its mostly a case of grace to grass

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Crime / Re: I Just Watched The Aluu 4 Lynching Video And I Can't Stop Crying by Ehmmah588(m): 10:09am On Jan 31, 2023
Shebi its the video you watched....I was there in Aluu and experienced it live... lloyd and Tekena were my friends.Very gentle and soft spoken guys...They assisted me then when things weren't rosy cry....After collecting the money, we were to meet at the garage so we'll go to choba together cry....But I never saw them again cry...It was the commotion I saw and when I asked people,I was told that they caught some thieves from uniport.On getting there,I saw my brothers already burnt cry.....God will punish Aluu for this........OP you just brought back a sad memory for me cry

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Romance / Re: The New Trend Of Girls Been Corrupted B4 Marriage by Ehmmah588(m): 9:58am On Jan 31, 2023
It's painful that we as Africans have lost our values,our self esteem and our heritage in the face of western civilization....What is beneficial in marrying a non virgin woman?? Nothing!! Cos she has nothing left to offer her husband

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Romance / Re: Message To The Guy Whose Girlfriend Was Slapped by a cultist by Ehmmah588(m): 10:48pm On Jan 30, 2023
Something like this happened in ph many years ago.....Long story short,the boyfriend was tracked down to Lagos and butchered by hit squad who still remain unknown till date...The girl was devastated but by the next yr,she travelled out and married a white guy who's doing well.....So who lose

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Romance / Re: So Deflowering A Girl Isn’t Easy. by Ehmmah588(m): 9:27pm On Jan 30, 2023
Incognito21:

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You’re simply a simp bro.
So because I don't share the same type of view with you I'm a simp?? undecided.....Not being a fan of taking advantage people makes me a simp to you right

Your parents really did you wrong by not raising you properly cry
Romance / Re: So Deflowering A Girl Isn’t Easy. by Ehmmah588(m): 8:26pm On Jan 30, 2023
Incognito21:


😅 bro you need to come off this fantasy you’re in, once you stop being a simp, you will see clearer don’t forget to make money o, then you see the true nature of women. Mind you this girl have been dating her bf and according to her and the chat I saw the guy haven’t even smell her pants, but she freely offered me her virginity after seeing $
1. How did my preference for the type of woman I want translate to me being a simp

2. Who told you I'm broke or I don't have money.....una funny for this nairaland sef smiley

3. I just don't fancy taking advantage of people

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Romance / Re: Women With Thier Funny Reasoning by Ehmmah588(m): 5:47pm On Jan 30, 2023
The guy would be a big fool to continue the marriage
Romance / Re: How I Planned To Deal With An Ex by Ehmmah588(m): 5:42pm On Jan 30, 2023
Zonefree:

Don't mind the woman-wrapper.

Someone you got arrested called you to meet her in a hotel room, you rushed immediately and even slept over. After lashing her rigourously, you still got the nerves to say "I'll deal with her" embarassed

She's already dealing with you if you don't know.

He-goat.

Honestly,I just tire for the boy.... He's so caught up in his egocentric mind that he doesn't even know he's being played by a very manipulative leech

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Romance / Re: So Deflowering A Girl Isn’t Easy. by Ehmmah588(m): 5:06pm On Jan 30, 2023
Geovanni412:


grin grin. A girl might be pro at MouthAction but still be a virgin. No dey carry d matter for head when you don't know the girl directly. OG's understand what I'm saying.
I understand what you're saying.....I'm just pained that I'm here looking for a confirm matured virgin to marry and this one dey get them on a silver platter smiley and he's just interested in sleeping with her only :-.....

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Romance / Re: I Talk Too Much! Help. by Ehmmah588(m): 2:38pm On Jan 30, 2023
Laff wan kill me for here ooo grin.....But seriously speaking,I think you have a psychological issue... you don dey mad small small tongue
Romance / Re: So Deflowering A Girl Isn’t Easy. by Ehmmah588(m): 1:36pm On Jan 30, 2023
Incognito21:


It’s a faceless forum and you can talk anyhow!!!
Fool! All your net worth, and existence can not afford my 2022 Rx Lexus car, simp!!
Nairaland millionaire ..I hail o cheesy
Romance / Re: So Deflowering A Girl Isn’t Easy. by Ehmmah588(m): 11:05am On Jan 30, 2023
So you're one of the idiots destroying young girls!!. And in your pride and arrogance,you decided to post this nonsense here....Well,You'll also have children in life (except you're impotent),that's how randy men will destroy your girls....Mumu....

You guys are the ones destroying girls,then you'll still come online to say that girls are too loose and that they're no more virgins....Now,you luckily see one,only to destroy and dump her later dey your head ....I swear you're useless

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Romance / Re: I Love Her But She bleeps Around by Ehmmah588(m): 10:59am On Jan 30, 2023
Not everyone with a dick is a man...Some are just stupid goats undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies, You Have The Ability To Discover And Build Your Man by Ehmmah588(m): 10:53am On Jan 30, 2023
A broke Nigerian girl wey never lift herself wan lift her man undecided...How is that possible
Romance / Re: Do You Celebrate Valentine's Day? Why? by Ehmmah588(m): 10:50am On Jan 30, 2023
Right on point bro.....I've never seen any sense in celebrating Valentine's day ...Even govt doesn't make it a holiday to show u that its just like any other day...Why people celebrate and fornicates on this day yearly baffles me
Education / Re: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by Ehmmah588(m): 10:43am On Jan 30, 2023
DonOG:
Good morning guys, an incident happened over the weekend which I would love to share with you guys so you can help judge the case because some of my friends are insisting I handled it wrongly.

A couple of my military friends, a navy officer and a soldier came into town last week and proposed to take my girlfriend out so we proceeded to her to pick her up from school. On our way we stopped by a fueling station to get fuel so I gave them a location to go wait for me while I take a bike to pick her up since the queue was a bit much. On our way out of school we came across two guys on the walk way, they exchanged glances and asked each other "what", one of the guys happened to be her coursemate that she already told me about sometime ago.

According to her, the guy used to be an errand boy for a notorious cult guy that used to ask her out during her first year, so the said guy was the one always coming to deliver messages to her. she didn't want to get involved with cultists so she would normally leave the guy hanging around without giving him a response to the messages. After the guy asking her out left the school the guy somehow started nursing a grudge against her.

While we stood at the school gate waiting for a bike the guy showed up again, this time with five guys with him and accosted my babe. He demanded to know why she talked to him rudely, before she could say jack he landed a jaw shattering slap on her cheek that nearly sent her sprawling to the ground. I was embarrassed but had to apply wisdom because the area wasn't my territory coupled with the fact that I was obviously out numbered. I held the guy's hand when he proceeded to slap her again and asked him why he would embarrass me by hitting a lady that was with me. Meanwhile my girlfriend was behind my back hurling insults at the guy saying stuff like he had the gut to hit her because he has started moving with cultists and other stuff I don't recall.

While I was trying to placate the situation, I noticed more guys closing in on us and knew I would be in danger if I didn't leave the place. I somehow managed to get a bike and took her away. My military friends were furious when they heard what happened insisted we go back to the school. I told them to die the matter because even if they are military guys we were still out numbered and we might get seriously injured before their backup comes.

They insisted on going back to the school, we went and as expected didn't meet any of the guys. They made a report to the school security and promised to come back the next day. On our way back they kept making calls and arranging a squad that would pick up the guy the next day while I kept trying to make them see reasons why it was going to be a bad move.

Firstly they can't possibly apprehend all the cultists in the school so arresting the guy will simply make the girl a moving target for the rest of the members and I wasn't willing to take that risk for someone that has just a couple of months to graduate. We might go and display power in the school and go back home while the girl will be all alone in the school without any form of protection, its not like they are going to assign a personal bodyguard to her. What if matters go south and a life or even lives get lost, it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me. I was finally able to convince them and make them stand down.

The following day I brokered a peace meeting between my girlfriend and the guy through the cult guy's cousin that was also her friend though I didn't show up at the location. I even asked her to apologize to the guy for insulting him just to massage his ego so the matter could die down. My girlfriend recorded everything while the guy kept threatening her that she wasn't going to graduate for insulting him because she was with a guy. He went on to say that I was the target of the attack because they thought I would react to the assault on her and maybe fight back. They were even laughing at her that she's dating a coward that couldn't defend her in an attack, I just smiled.

My girlfriend was upset that she had to apologize to someone that hit her, but I told her that sometimes we have to choose our fights wisely. You don't go into a fight with someone that doesn't have anything to lose. Some of my friends feel I am a coward but I still feel I handled it the best way. What do you guys think??.....sorry for the epistle or any errors.



Bro,you're definitely a smart guy...I personally respect you for your wisdom in handling the situation calmly..I would have done the same thing...Just imagine the idiot saying you were the target! Cos of woman....Anyway, its not the cultists fault undecided,I honestly blame his friends that followed him.Cos I dey try imagine how my friend will call me to help him fight someone cos of woman!!....The kind yab I go give am ehn, he'll never forget

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Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 10:32am On Jan 30, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


grin At least, I'll be able to buy you
Lol.....Send your details lemme assist you with something for the week

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Crime / Re: New Militant Group, Force Of Egbesu, Emerges In Niger Delta; Threatens Election by Ehmmah588(m): 10:29pm On Jan 29, 2023
My God... No be Gbolodi the catfish be dis?....This small boy that year don turn militant leader... Dokubo and Tompolo God will punish you both for destroying this boy cry
Celebrities / Re: Skit Maker, Murja Kunya Arrested At Kano Hotel by Ehmmah588(m): 10:23pm On Jan 29, 2023
How many laws operate in a country
The north have a law they follow,while the south have theirs!!!.....no country can work like this na undecided

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Romance / Re: How Do You Get Over This? by Ehmmah588(m): 10:17pm On Jan 29, 2023
Nearpod:
Hello fam,

I have been in a relationship with a lady who i really care about. We have been together for 5 years and with a lot of ups and downs like every relationship.

I relocated overseas initially but immediately started making plans for her to join me which she eventually did.

I noticed that she was feeling cold towards me and i knew something was up. I interrogated her for 2 days before she opened up to me that a colleague of hers came to her house and she fell for his antics and they had sex.

She claimed the guy messed her head up by telling her that she doesn’t know if i am loyal over here.

I feel so shattered and betrayed and all i see is the mental image of her cheating on me. I need suggestions to heal
Bro.....Don't listen to anyone telling you to forgive her and continue the relationship... Why

Just imagine that you married her before you travelled.And after keeping yourself and hustling for two,your "wife" then tells you that while you were away,she cheated...Can you forgive it
That's your answer...

And as an advice, if you eventually forgive and continue, you'll never trust her with any male cos deep within your heart, you know she could repeat the same thing
Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 10:11pm On Jan 29, 2023
Taba21:


They are many in different churches especially beautiful young girls at the age of 17 upward.
In port Harcourt 2009 a crow helped me to identified a particular girl, that used to come to wema bank guest house I'm working with at that time to fetch water.

Men should avoid having sex with strange girls and women.
Marine girls are many in the south south.. .Especially calabar,PH,Uyo and Benin..
Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


Don't mind that missguided guy.

I met his types in my village when i traveled for Xmas.

They suspect everything and everyone, read meanings into everything, believe they know every spiritual thing, yet they're still very poor.

Give them a gift, they'll either reject it or throw it away later, believing you want to bewitch or kill them.
But who's interested in bewitching or killing a poor man To what end?
Their brains need urgent resetting!
You,that isn't spiritual, how much are you worth
Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 10:02pm On Jan 29, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


It's always about you and witches, marine girls, demons, devils, lucifers, etc, etc!
Nawaoo!
I hope you have something serious doing

People who put all their attention in these rubbish so-called spiritual things and interpret everything that happens to them along that line hardly do well in life.

Why would these demons, witches,etc, and 'supernatural stuffs exist only in Nigeria

If someone carelessly runs down his business, a demon caused it

If someone is retrenched in his work place as a result of economic woes, which is even global, a witch is responsible!

If a careless driver speeding on a bad Nigerian road predictably has an accident, a marine spirit is responsible!

Nawaoo! for you "spiritual" Nigerians!

You miss-guided people should stop wasting precious time on things that do not exist.
And who said witches and the likes manifest only in Nigeria?
Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 10:00pm On Jan 29, 2023
Killbillz:

Anyone can pray and fast as they can but the difference is the spirit behind that empowers them. How do those false prophets/ pastors operating with marine powers and standing on church alters even heading and leading a church operate? They don't pray and fast? They even call the name of Jesus. Even Christ gave us foreknowledge in Matthew 7:21 where he mentioned not everyone who called him Lord will make heaven. And the Bible warns severally against false prophets and testing the spirit. These verses below should direct u.


1 John 4:1 Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, because many false prophets have gone out into the world.



1 John 4:2-6 By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God; and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God; this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming, and now it is already in the world. You are from God, little children, and have overcome them; because greater is He who is in you than he who is in the world.

Acts 17:11 Now these were more noble-minded than those in Thessalonica, for they received the word with great eagerness, examining the Scriptures daily to see whether these things were so.

1 Thessalonians 5:21 But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good


Everything good the kingdom of hell duplicates. This is not new. I'm surprised ur asking this question especially if u have lived or are living in Naija.

It's 2023 as long as everything is evolving so does the kingdom of darkness and pretty fast and deceptive too. If u think the devil is idle then ur joking. So many marine powers control so many churches u see today. Or u don't see news on NairaLand here One time a mummy GO said she was assigned to have sex with men in her congregation for wtv reasons and u think that church is normal? U better wake up!!! Watch and pray isn't a slogan but a way/ code of life u should live by if u value ur soul.
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100% true bro....Some years back,I remember ministering in a church praise program ..omo,as I close my eye wan worship,na big snake I see... Immediately I cut short the ministration and even refused the envelope they gave me. .Till date,I never honour their invitation

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Romance / Re: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Ehmmah588(m): 9:56pm On Jan 29, 2023
Gadafii:
Op thank you for sharing this, as for you who think this is fiction, remember all the money ritual sacrifices kanayo o kanayo and his gangs used to carry out in movies that we felt are not real are now manifesting in our societies today, pounding babies to pulp, using human vital organs etc for rituals we see and hear about them almost every day, let who have ears hear

If you want to just laugh and call the op idiot feel free, but there is iota o f truths in what he said, I have met a girl like that in 2020, she was too pretty to be that sexually reckless, we were casually involved in sexual relationship 2021 till 2022, third day of 2022 we bleeped, the year turned out to be most difficult year for me as an adult, as some point I couldn’t even afford okada money, slippers , I can’t remember if I bought a shirt for my self that year, I carried out transactions in tune of close to $1.5k at one point I didn’t get a single dime from it, at a point when 1k naira meant everything to me.
lost my phone afterwards, I couldn’t boast of 10k in my account for many months, thanks to my elder brother that kept pumping money to me to sustain my self, me that would give - business partners 50k,40k,20k etc for bringing business without feeling a pinch prior to this time couldn’t even afford data, the lord is good😭😭✍️🙏

When I finally started to realized that maybe something was wrong with this girl I was involved with, and started to be spiritually conscious, she texted me from nowhere that where I was, that if I don’t mind she can visit me, Incase I have a girlfriend in my house she can wait till she’s away, I just weak that day. I told her I would call her when I am around, me wey don relocate go far away

I really went thru a lot, but the lord is good I am picking up gradually, this thread just opened my eyes more to so many things I initially ignored before, I will be more spiritually conscious now, and try out these techniques with the girls, no more free and easy sex, these girls are stealing glories and men think they are champions when they bed lots of them freely and easily

I am not saying all girls are like this but we can’t see which of them are like that until he red for u, I pray U don’t experience what i experience before you see the sense in what op is saying
You're not wrong bro....After reading through the post and the comments, I see kids and few fortunate people calling the op all kinds if names and Im just tired of their ignorance... Children that haven't seen anything about this life all commenting rubbish... Wo,if I share my story ehn, you'll Pity me cry...It was the experience I had with marine that made me a strong Jesus man today...

My mother always says a proverb that translates to "na small Pikin go see snake,call am rope"....Just leave these kids,a word is enough for the wise

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Romance / Re: I'm Lonely by Ehmmah588(m): 9:39pm On Jan 29, 2023
Samantha123:
Mmeeeaaaawww...😹😹😹
Which kind cat sound be dis na grin....Na APC-stricken cat?? tongue
Romance / Re: Ladies: Do Not Sleep With Your EX Few Days To Your Wedding by Ehmmah588(m): 9:37pm On Jan 29, 2023
simplepee:
How about not sleeping with your ex any day?? Why only days to your wedding?

As long as you are in a relationship, you should have no business with your ex.
You sound smart....keep it up

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Ehmmah588(m): 6:38pm On Jan 27, 2023
Bigfish121:
Nor vex ooo.
You know Raheem wow and Dr. Emeka.
I dey surprise say you nor know Temple and Eme ooo.
Abeg werin b your name?


Can't disclose this for personal reasons.... I'm sorry.....Or can you give me their surnames lemme ask my people
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Ehmmah588(m): 1:33pm On Jan 27, 2023
Bigfish121:
Yes na civil engineering.
They are well known names in the department.
If you graduated from the department, you are supposed to know these names.
Which lecturer do you know either in civil or the entire faculty of engineering.


This your test questions ehn.....No be fight na bros cheesy.....I remember my very own engineering father (H.O.D C.Eng) Dr. C. Nwaobakata (we still communicate till date).He gave me the first connect to my first ever construction company....

My lectures who I was close to are
K.A. Raheem
E.W. Francis


The Temple you're talking about,is it Osigwe Temple, (The Templer)??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Ehmmah588(m): 11:15am On Jan 27, 2023
Milesbillions:
I studied Zoology and Environmental Biology...

Graduated with strong 2:1 in the course from a prestigious university.....

Now working as a walk way attendant and a cashier in a supermarket...😆

I want to join navy or air force as a graduate but don't know how to apply
I'll kindly advice you to do something else than to join the Nigerian military via DSSC as a graduate...Many people join out of frustration and are enticed by the huge salary they see online(only if you know what these guys go through)...Wo bro's at the end you'll become more frustrated than before if you join....

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