President buhari

Vinnie2000:

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I can understand..
After Fantasizing how ur Crush will be so impressed!
Lolsss.. ;Dt

As In ehn ..my crush even wanted to dance and take pictures with me but I use shame eye tell am say I no well

Ahhh! I won't forget 2005 when I was supposed to do my valedictory party after graduating from sec school... I jejely brush small dust from my new suit by 6am oo dey wait make day bright(cos I don already make mouth to my niggas say I go shock dem with swag). .omo like play like play I sleep go. ..woke up by 7:30,check rope,suit no dey there. Ahhh I confuse ooo. I think say na dream....well to cut the story,I go my graduation with Ankara way den no iron. I nearly cry ooo come see as I humble dat day

Obaxxx:

My precious desktop charger...Even though say I use rubber band take bind am together self,the thief no send........He still went ahead to steal it.....Thief can steal anything?

I swear you no well

Doradorwa:
Nah so nah... I dey always vomit pride so that I can be humble

E choke

Igbo,Yoruba and Hausa...no quote me abeg. I dey chop

Hmnmm prettydevil is preaching!!....ride on sir I dey your back.......ahhhh my wife go soon see this thread!..which kind wahala be dis na??

Sorry,please what is this white money?? Na new film??

Baba God I take God beg you make dem sound the trumpet we don tire

TheFearless:
Please I need mature advise on how best to handle this.

Yes we dated during NYSC 2015/2016 in South West with no promise of marriage. After NYSC she moved back to her own state in South South while I moved to another city in search of a greener pasture.

She kept calling and even chatting me up on WhatsApp up, keep tagging me on Facebook until I had to unfriend her on Facebook because I like my privacy.

Last three months she met a guy from my state who was asking her out, rather than outrightly accepting or turning the guy down, she showed the guy my picture that I'm the only one she dated and will never date any other guy in her life. She gave the guy my number to help her beg me. The guy called me, introduced himself and started telling me how much the lady told her about me.

This is scaring the hell out of me already, is this normal ?

I need your advise on how to tell her to go and get herself a husband. Insults are also welcome.

Man nigga if you fall for this kind scam ehn heaven no go forgive you..... No reason her at all oo cos she and the guy wan run you street.. #getsense

OP I just love this thread cos its making me meet my brothers and sisters from riverine communities who see things like I do....please can we have a WhatsApp group or something??..so we can at least try putting efforts in making our community better and safer for everyone. Please I think its necessary

Una try.....abeg who get type c charger?

You try.....abeg how much is beans in your area..I want to confirm something

I also do the same....but em op,how does this reduce the price of beans in the market ??

Know this and know peace....then rise to be an ALPHA male

Doradorwa:
I'm sorry but my throat is tiny.... So I don't swallow pride

Na vomit you dey vomit ur own ba??

OP abeg no kill me with laff

PAWG:
SMH



Make your Akwa Ibom babe no carry belle come die o, YOU GO LEARN

Swears bro no be lie

Taba21:


Is Okrika now Igbo

Don't mind the illiterate.. He doesn't know how to read

My brother you're not wrong ...its so sad to see our brothers and sisters living a useless and entitled life instead of working legit,they prefer thuggery (I'm from rivers state okrika to be precise).I have an uncle who has five boys, all five of them didn't finish secondary school ie ss1 dropouts.very lazy set of fools they all have two kids each and depend on their dad for survival and their dad depends on my dad while my dad depends on me being his only son...just imagine!!.... Every effort to get them To work is a total failure.they only want free food.these boys know every popular hotel in Lagos(me wey dey Lagos no know)...but if you hear them talking ehn,you'll hear the entitlement mentality in their words....so sad

You're 100% correct OP...Men should never settle for less

Its way too early in the morning to start thinking about rejection ooo

OP.I was reading with enthusiasm cos you started the post well.Only for you to break my heart with your wrong assertion of women

My kid sister is my next of kin....she's the only one that knows my ATM pin apart from me

Reminds me of a girl with the moniker "intersexsherry"

Sad but very true...

OP...I really appreciate your truthful and straightforward answer....how can a woman say in just two years of marriage with her husband that "she's fallen out of love" ...Even complaining that he smokes and he's not taking care of his family financially??.... My question is wasn't she aware that he was an irresponsible man before marriage?? Or did love blind her eyes?

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AmazonianLady:


una wan kill Samson

Its not our fault oo .its the job

I recall the night momsi rub us native chalk and calamine lotion cos heat rash wan kill us ..naso we go outside come see Samson and him siblings dey collect better breeze outside...we come near den dey shout like witches and wizards....see run..cos we were white as shit....oga Samson enter house lock him younger ones outside....come see cryyy

dannyrhymes600:


lol, I did this too. I guess it's a normal tradition amongst barrack pikins

Omo.....that shit was crazy and funny....but still don't get why we did all that