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This is just too funny. Lmfao. As in eh! The rush of blood to your brain and the confusion that follows would be unimaginable.

ogawisdom:
Op wat of d pic of d car. If u dnt ve d pic then u may b a careless person.

U parked a toyota camry miles away frm ur church bc other cars r there n jumped into church bus haba u dnt do dt camry is a hot cake here in Nigeria u shld ve known esp a clean one lik urs.

I pray u find ur car n b wiser next time

Upload d pic asap since u dnt even kw d colour

I kw hw u feel bc on 25 dec I went to church with my car n parked in d church car park with lots of security men but wen I came out after church I couldn't find my car for abt 2mins gosh I had fever immediately lol only to see my car is parked where I parked but covered by bus lol. It took two bottles of chilled big stout to reset my body temp to normal lol

I can't imagine losing my baby (car).

This has to be a misinterpretation. The don can't stoop that low cause there is actually nothing to fuse about no more

The urge to fvck everyday lingers in the minds of many

Lol. You don't know yourself until you are 18

I know this will make front page

And you couldn't take the pictures of the people throwing the noodles and sweets . OP, I feel you Are not being honest!

One by one, the lies of politicians will start coming out

So they can't wait for the election day to to vote whoever they want! How are we suppose to avoid post election violence when it has started even before the election.

Hahaha. This ain't basket mouth tho

This woman is on fireeee!!!

He should not come and talk o. He better bring the certificate along to show us

obua:
Why are you always copying movies?
That might be the root of the problems.

Easiest way to find out how fast it is to move files. Even documents and apps

Just observing.
That wasn't so wise of him.

This is going to be a long read so please bear with me.

On the 15th of Oct 2014, I went to task direct enugu branch against the advice of my friends to buy a HP pavilion 15 notebook pc, corei3, 500 HDD, 4G ram. That same day, when using it to watch a movie, it sudden stopped working and showed a msg thus "windows encountered a problem and needs to restart" it did restart and asked me if I wanted to send the problem to Microsoft which I did. That same day, I copied my songs from my phone to the laptop but noticed it took so long ( approximately 19) minutes) to transfer a file of about 2G plus. All these I over looked saying it's a new PC.

Let's fast forward to about 8/9 days after. I have recorded over 5 crashes. I tried calling the company's enugu number which is on the receipt but it was switched off so I sent a mail but got no reply. The next day a friend from the office came visiting, he had some CD plates with him along side his laptop. I took the CDS from him and started copying the movies to my laptop. This took like for ever, this is a file of just 4G plus and it has taken over 30mins and yet to complete. My friend became inpatient and brought out the CD from the Drive. I then begged him to copy same CD into his laptop cos I wanted to know how long it will take. Surprisingly, it took less than 5mins. This is a PC that is below my own in RAM and in processor and it took it such a short time to do what mine could not do. That was when I knew or rather it dawned on me that I was sold a defective laptop.

The next day, I didn't waste time before returning it with the hope that I would be given a new one since the fault is not my own doing. But the manager or whatever he is refused. Instead he sent it to their head office in lagos. Before he did this, I told him if they as much as loose a screw from my less than 2 weeks laptop, I won't be taking it. He promise it won't happen that their company is a professional and upright one. From there on, it was OYO for me. I called n called. Sent mails upon mails and got no reply. Went to their office and shouted, still nothing. I became frustrated and traveled for the Xmas. On the 1st week of Jan 2015, I went to their office and they said the laptop is in their lagos office that I will have to wait till they order for goods before I'd get mine except I would take responsibility for the bills of the courier service that will be use. Out of frustration, I accept.

On the 16th of Jan 2015, I was called to come get it. I happily went. I discovered my laptop had scratches all over the edge still I kept quiet. I ask the man to put it on by himself and when he did, it displayed a msg that windows did not start well that we should restart which we did. I then told him I'd take it home to observe.

On getting home, I discovered that the laptop is asking me to activate windows. I swear, confusion enter my body. Nonetheless, I connected my Internet and tried activating it but it brought out error msg that the file name, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect. This was when I discovered that the operating system has been changed from windows 8 to windows 8 pro. I immediately called their office and I was told they will get back to me on Monday. I tried copying a movie of about 3G into the system and it took 17mins. My people, just imagine what will happen when I copy a file of 30G. On the 19th Jan, which was Monday, I waited and waited but got no calls. I decided to play with the virtual DJ I downloaded, few minutes later, the system crashed and restarted itself.i got angry and removed the battery only to discover that a screw was loose. I no fit take am again. I called them and they said I should bring it to their office the next day. I sent them mail as well letting them know I'm no longer interested in that system that I need a new one or a refund of my money.

Getting to their office today, they refused giving a new one instead he wants to send it to lagos again for repair. I told him plain right there that no matter what, I'm never going to take that laptop and he smiled. I don't know what to do again. This people are bent on denying me my right and forcing a defective laptop down my throat.

Is there anyone that can help me? I don't know what to do again.

Sorry for the lengthy read and the grammatical errors. I'm typing from a phone and the mood ain't happy.

This is so messed up. We need transparency and no government is willing to give us that. Shame

Oduduwaboy:
Well am sure of Lagos state, Ondo state, Ekiti state , Kwara state!

And enugu state

If this is real, you will hardly see a broke dude on the streets. Weda dem insect pipe or hose for anus. Give sperm production injection a thousand times, wld not matter.

FTP Front page thing

Na laff I just dey laff... please provide link/ source

Hahaha. You've wasted enough time pampering her all these years and it sounds like you had no life without her. Well, encourage her to get herself a man while u become her side man. This time with benefits

chigodo:
No sir, she was in d car when I was taking the pictures.

Lol. Was just kidding sir.

You be winch? U wan destroy person and you dey complain of your own!

miniziter:
We've been together for more than 3 years, I love her so much. But why am scared is that I never got the conviction that she's my wife because they keep on telling me I have a lot of work to do if truly I want to marry her.I was also told she's into a covenant/possessed.I ask her to take a contraceptive on the day we had fun but she refuse that she want it.Although, I ask her to abort which she lateragree after much trouble but she was told (by the doctor) not to abort or else she will die.Am really scared because I don't know why she's taking this step.

This people should not kill my dream of doing my PGD in UNN this year.. Abeg o

plain wicked

Is the baby for sale as well?

chymystique:
@eightsin, pls is "Dexacortin" in the same category with "Dexamethasone/Dexafort-1" cause am also using it for weight gain??

Yes it is.. they are steroids and I advise you stop immediately. The fattening is actually one of the side effect of the drug.

This woman carry o. RIP. But I don't believe she took her life. There is more to this that meets the eyes.

Donsammi:
then there is noway to get the wind0ws ur pc came with.... U just have to download activators for win8..or f0rmat it wid an0ther disc..

I will have to return it again. There is no way I will just throway 86k like that.

Donsammi:
jst C:/ ? N0 D:/ partiti0n?

Just (C.. there is no D