LOL

nofuckz:
If we nor come get sense wetin we gaiiiin oh my brother wetin we gain? 2020 never even reach dem roll am out main while Mr Billion use him mama buy 2010 GLS, who e go come use buy 2020 version nah?

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GrandMufti:


Help with what?

on how to get it fixed. wondering if its a hardware or software problem

my phone fell inside water, i picked it out in less than 2 seconds, switched it off and put it inside rice till next day to dry but now it wont charge. if i plug it into laptop it will say USB not recognized. its an oukitel mix 2. pls help

femi4:
The car nko?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Fuuny story. So all in all you guys wanted to prove a point right? I still stand on my belief that not all Abuja ladies are runs babes.

Not all but most

Abuja girls are something else.

EdoBozz:
Working class girls for Abuja, I fear them die Everybody eye dey for money. That's how we pick one up one day on her way to work. My friend had to act like my driver calling me oga. As we dropped her at her work place, a banker oooo, my friend rushed out to meet her and told her that his oga will love to see her after work. Na so she carry number give my guy. My guy just told me not to gist her anything that he has finished the work for me with what he told her.
By 6pm he called her has she instructed and he went to pick her, bought are fast food takeaway and delivered her straight to my bedroom as we already planned it. She wanted to start forming gist and asking to know me more and I just asked her if she is in a hurry to run away from me. Without saying anything thing else I just told her to take off her skirt suit and everything. Just like play she did not hesitate but she asked me if I had a condom which I didn't have. So I called my friend to rush to the corner shop to buy as a driver things you get. She was like no my driver (my real guy ooo) would know we are going to have sex and I told her obviously she already knows the reason why he brought her to me. Omo my guy funny sha, na so my guy carry condom put for tray come serve me for room say oga I don bring am. That's how me and this banker got down and after everything I just formed phone call that i have an urgent meeting. I told her I will write a cheque for 500k and give my driver to give her and go drop her off then I will collect her number from him and call her when am free.

The mumu babe was so happy and I left to hide in another room and told my guy to go drop her. My guy brought one dead cheque that the account is empty and closed and signed 500k for her.
He gave her and took her to drop her somewhere and in the car he said he was playing with the girl and told her as oga give you this kind money how much you go give me naa, the stingy babe say when she cash the cheque next time she is coming to see oga she will give him 5k. Asin my guy laugh die sha.

After everything sha, the next day its like bank clear her say the cheque no good so she call my guy wey form driver dey shout for my guy say its like my guy job her give her fake cheque then collect the cheque oga signed for her. My guy start to speak Hausa for phone like say na wrong number.

That day laugh wan kill us so my guy was telling me on a very good day if we no do her like that, the girl no for even answer us because we no be alhaji. After that day sha I never set my eyes on her again as she didn't even have my number and just knew me as a diplomat working with the UN, all na wash.

Massdamm:
How sure you ar dat he was checking Wu is wife vote for..

Did you watch the video??

This is funny... She even had to open it to show him again... Like " see am, na u I vote for" Lol

As at 9: 27am, there is no INEC official at ward 8, university of Nigeria, Enugu. People here are angry and perplexed. We've been here since 7: 55am. I read somewhere that PMB has voted. So this means they are voting in Duara while we are here waiting for INEC officials

Lego

The juju strong

Triangles1:
If its in Nigeria now they will blame Buhari

Is India not a third world country yet doing better...
In short, I still blame Buhari for the incident in India. LOL

Attah, still thinks we are in 1996

OTayobami:


This one is here fooling himself, he thinks it's still the age that something will happen and they will twist the story and no one will know what really happened, he doesn't know that as buhari himself have watched the whole clip so as one of my fellow citizen in the deepest village in zamfara too

This Joseph Attah is a mad man and needs to be relieved of that PRO post after the rubbish he realised at first.

Love in strange places

lexy2014:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/02/breaking-viral-video-shows-customs-officer-shoot-man-dead-over-alleged-n5000/amp/


Read d customs statement on d issue. U will b shocked

Can you imagine what the foolish PRO wrote!!! I so wish there is something that can be done on my part to bring the officer to justice

Jeez!! He sniffed life outta him just like that. This life eh. I'm so pained

Act accordingly

When you marry an olosho

Don't give up... E go soft las las

Hmmm

iwadobo:
Have you heard of the word Azam? A concoction of black seed and honey. Take this twice daily and , if u like, you can also add black seed oil to he taken once daily (15ml). Take these for 3 months , then go for test. If negative, pls don't fail to testify here.

Don't bother to know me, just follow what I told u and revert in 3 months time. And if it doesn't work, look for a way to get me and have my ass sued. As for ARV, if u like u take and if u don't , there is certainly no problem.

uchennaq:
I smell yeye here let me ask, how is it possible for a man to use keke to carry urge amount of money. What were you thinking to the extent of forgetting humongous amount of money.

It baffles me. I have thought about this same thing and can't come to any reasonable conclusion... As in na Amnesia? The Keke man no see am dey and call am back say oga/madam, u forget ur bag?

BecaciaBarbie:

chaaaai see how this one is misleading the op sex is no1! Keep deceiving yourself!!!

I won't bother myself arguing with you.

duni04:

Please explain how Buhari has promoted hate? It's you vultures with your masters - Fayose, Suileman, FFK and wike, that are going round spreading fake news and hate.

You are a drunk maggot who has refused to say the truth even when it's right in your face

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The pioneer of hate politics preaching against it. I hail thee

When I am ready for marriage which will be soon (God willing) I'd surely go for someone who earns as much as I do or even higher.

How do we determine the authenticity of this? For the past months na yahoo dis yahoo dat

Shithole country

LMAO... Punchline touch my heart

I guessed as much... Please bloggers should take the fake story down so she doesn't get depressed when she recovers and see these things online about herself