₦airaland Forum

I know jealous men who would do something like this as well,but only as husbands and not as boyfriends. What happens when she becomes a wife?
But really, does this stop the guy from cheating? Does it make the guy feel sorry?
Now that the RR has been burnt, what happens?
Anyway, make I check di garri wey I soak 25 minutes ago. E suppose don rise wella!

Uninterrupted power supply in Anambra while the remaining 35 states are complaining? Ok, it seems like the entire national grid has been channelled to Anambra state.
I'm waiting for this feat to be achieved in other states, and during the dry season.

This is what elders should be doing, not claiming superiority over the origin of Yorubas.
I'm waiting for the day I'll see the Ooni of Ife and Alaafin of Oyo like this.

Ok,he has given out 2 bottles already - at least the ones we know about. That's £1.2m or N600m.
Please, how much is Alexander Amosu worth?

As regards Kaffy, spot on! She has become a brand and should treat herself as one. IMO, some of the videos are better left in the hands of her dancer alone.

The good thing about the story is that the guy has a track record, not someone who struggled to pass WAEC, failed UTME 4 times but graduates with a 5.0 CGPA from a private university!

Hmmmmmm......... If my son shakes off stress with Banky W and Davido's songs, what will he use to relieve stress after his UTME or final year exams in the university? Na to exhume MJ's corpse be dat na!
It is best to nip a bad trend in the bud before it becomes the norm. I don't think allowing your kid to attend the show is a sign of affluence, and if it does, let me remain 'poor'.
My dear son, please bring 2 bottles of zobo from the refrigetor jare. Let's groove.

How did I get to this page?
a 19-year-old boy is your god? *faints*

Obviously, the porsche was insured.

An insurance company is 'crying profusely' somewhere ooooo.

Onikotokoto!

"Eyin boys! E gba oju eee!" Omo, you don't play that song in your car with the glass rolled down, and cruise around places like Mushin and Oshodi.

Misleading headline. I was waiting for the scene where he was beaten or chased out of the hall but didn't see any.
And to think that Dino Melaye now considers himself an authority on government matters is sickening.

Lakayanah: If that is his son or grand son the fellow is cute

That's Ade Bantu. He's a musician as well.

Same script, different actors.
*munches kulikuli*

topeorekoy: Bad business ke?

When he made the most expensive suit and phone, people patronized him.

I like his style sha.


topeorekoya..com

People like who?

Let the poor man recover fully in peace. There's no need for this media frenzy jare.

And the moral of this gist is ...........................
*Sips zobo*

I will never forget the fact that I am whoever I am today because some people gave me a second chance in the most impossible situations. For me, nothing and nobody is beyond forgiveness.
That I forgive a sin doesn't mean I haven't learned my lesson from the experience.

The decision to write that note wasn't taken in a hurry. I also have a strong feeling that Keisi isn't the husband's first adventure.

ifyalways: beta person.
This policy get K-leg oh but we know this is Naija. There's always a way out!

You are sooooo correct. The way out will be to use up more cheque leaflets na. If I'm paying you 200k, I'll simply give you 2 cheques for 100k each.
It's not economical but Nigerians hardly worry about that when they are eager to prove that they are wiser than the policy makers.

Seriously, I still don't know why K Switch is still sings. He will do a lot better as his brother's manager.

If rain beat am inside dat costume, the weight go make Madam Kate get hunched back oooo

"4. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s Cores but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he mayonly see their reflection in a mirror."

If the mirror is cracked nko? Will he look at only one part or is he allowed to look at all the cracked parts of the mirror?

Hmmmmmm........ One day, Tonto Dike will pose with Sam Okwaraji's statue at the National Stadium and I won't be shocked to read a story titled "Tonto Dike Set To Marry Sam Okwaraji's Ghost"!

This is how terrible our sense of value has become. Because Ogunlewe has become a Pro-chancellor, he thinks condemning what his children greatly benefited from will change anything, abi?
By the way, where are the grandchildren planning to study?

I'm trying to understand the purpose of this thread.

And this made front page?? *Smashes laptop*

This is so silly! So,governance has become so petty that it now monitors rumours? This is so pathetic!
I'm just praying for a revolution not to happen in this country cos it'll be more than bloody. Remembering silly things like this billboard will just keep fuelling the anger.

I'm shocked anybody believed the story at all. The first time I saw it, I just laughed it off. Why would anybody want to kill Dino Melaye?
But then,the Nigerian Police has never been truthful in its dealings as well. This is just a case of an attention-seeking individual against an incompetent police force.
Abeg, let me check if the garri I soaked has risen to the desired level.

What exactly is her mail meant to achieve? SMH!
Classy and deserving ladies don't lay claim to men via e-mails and show off. They just make sure that their men love them enough to stand up for them.
Telling us about her efforts to make Flavour's video a success doesn't impress me at all. As a matter of fact, I'm forced to ask if she has any job at all.
And she called someone a prostitute. Well, it takes one to know one.
SMH!

bin gbagbo: My Friend's Girlfriend Sent Me This Text

'If Mohammed doesn't go to the mountain, mountain must go to Mohammed.I cannot stay in Eden and feed on just apples'.

I have been thinking about this text message since.

what is she implying? please advise me quick!

Hmmmmmm....... 2 meanings:

1. An open invitation to betray your friend and place a curse on yourself.

2. A set-up for blackmail.

smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

Serious grammatical composition; unserious intent. Walahi, AY's video cannot be this funny!