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killercute16:
shey i told you torilo had a bobo here.

bobo, as in BOBO drink?

Elijah348:
wadup peeps longest time......
@EINSTEINPG
@1boylikevhis
@wheesin
@yungmilio2
@every1 i see you ohhhh

and @khassy pleasee leave this girl alone...or on a second thought it seems she is enjoying it... So carry on

Longest time indeed.
What's up?

Ahmadjr:
NB: Einsteinpg is like a 2 in 1... so reevaluate

2 in 1??

Torilo:
Yeah!!! EINSTEINPG is supporting me

Khassy, is now three against two

Well am afraid,
I'm only trying to broker e-peace.

khassy:
D last tym ah chked
I wasn't holding her back

Of course, not physically.
But virtually.

khassy:
Sumone pls remind dis gal d ?s again

Its are you nt yoruba?
D didn't ask your state

Please free this Lady.

@EVarn, I hail o.

Ahmadjr:
You ain't a yoruba person?

I bet you she is not.

Aijalon:
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Blood Of Satan........Goddammit......Yu mean yu took yur time to write out this thinq for someone Wow.....Thanks for doinq tha bruV......I really do appreciate it La much .........Buh yu be fresher now, so how come yu dey advise and put person throuqh??

And that's the reason you shouldn't take anything I type
as the absolute truth.
Always dissect it with critical assessment.

Torilo:
EINSTEINPG, I thought you have forgotten about me. Am good, just paid and uploaded my documents, so am waiting to be cleared. And you?

May the good Lord never forget us.
It seems my clearance is still under consideration.
All the best sister.

Ridwan1821:
Eisteingp, have u been cleared 4 mathematics?

Nope.

Torilo:
Please I want to confirm if any direct entry student have been cleared

It's been a while lady.
What's up?

Ahmadjr:
Russian Roulette na game oo...

A very dangerous game indeed.

Harry4cas:
1. After Bsc in Stats Which field is applicable for me to opt in for (computing/TEchnology inclined) in my Masters

2. I surely wanna know the diffrence between MSC and MBA

3. I want to be versatile like: An Enterprenuer [ FIELD: TELECOMM N EDUCATION], A Statistician & A Technology scientist.... Which one Do you think is best for me: MSC or MBA or MCA or MTech

ALSO YUH MIGHT WANNA CHECKOUT MY 1ST MOBILE SITE I CREATED THE SITE WHEN I WAS 15 IN MY SS2 ... THOUGH I STOPED UPDATING THE MOBILE SITE SINCE 2012. www.msmack.mywibes.com

Well, I can only conclude that you have a genuine passion for the field of IT currently. But it's a well known fact that we humans have unstable desires; every now and then, we tend to be something different at different times. For this, I can't categorically recommend you a specific career path, but I will surely acquaint you with some factual points.
Regarding an ideal course of study for your master's programme, I will advise you to keep your options very open. And study the society closely alongside the forces influencing changes in the society before you graduate. So by then you would be able to make an informed decisions as regards your career.
Generally, the description of a master's degree is an academic degree obtained in a higher postgraduate education. It's a specialised graduate programme focused on gaining practical knowledge in a specific area. In a nut-shell, Master's courses cover a chosen field in depth, consolidating theoretical knowledge and dealing with practice-oriented applications.
But in business world, Msc and MBA are both master's level programmes. And the main distinction between Msc and MBA is that the former is geared towards the pre-experience market. An Msc is for those without any work experience and it teaches you something about the world you're going into. While an MBA, in contrast, requires you to reflect and build on your experience.
Though, Msc is seductive title. For someone with a strong ambition to progress in one specific profession, it seems a perfect recipe. But, specialised courses are not strictly comparable to the typically broad-based ethos of an MBA.
MBAs are useful precisely because they are generalist. Even if someone has experience working within an industry, their two or three years involvement will typically have been in a specific area. So, an MBA is meant to broaden your horizons, not narrow them down to a specialism. An MBA will provide you with the full range of business skills to succeed at any managerial level. For more info http://online.essex.ac.uk/news-and-events/distance-learning-blog/distance-learning-blog/2013/08/28/what-is-the-difference-between-an-mba-and-msc-in-business-
Of course, it's possible to be versatile in a wide array of humans' walks of life. Because a truly unique business tycoon diversifies, and this is what i love about your role model (Adenuga). You can do something that tallies up with your educational background and at the same time do something that is entirely unrelated to your degree as an entrepreneur. And that's what distinguishes you from your contemporaries.
WHICH OF ONE THESE (Msc or MBA or MCA or MTech)?
I think Msc and MBA have been dealt with up there, and don't forget that MTech too is a master's level qualification for engineering students. But MCA can be understood academically in two different ways; the first being that it's an acronym for Microsoft Certified Architect (MCA), a certification that was retired on October 1st, 2013. So you can't earn that anymore.
And secondly, MCA stands for "Master of Computer Applications", a three-year professional Master's degree in Computer Science awarded in India. So if you have your eyes firmly fixed on this, then you should be considering a possible relocation to India. For more info http://www.siliconindia.com/mca/what-is-mca.html
And please and please, don't take everything i've typed here as absolute, I beg you to entertain element of doubts and be critical of my position on this. Because that's the only way you can separate the wheat from the chaff.
By the way, I love your site. But I've got a question for you; Did you design it or develop it?
P.S: Dear brother, I read your contact details with great interest-and not without some regret. I must unfortunately disappoint you with regard to the request to contact you. We shall meet one day, but it will probably be quite a while before I can come in person before you or via electronic means other than this Nland.
I hope you understand me better than I can explain?
Stay blessed.

tobishills12:
EINSTEINPG.... i will really appreciate if you wont mind sharing with me the hidden prospect of political science as a course...i really wish you will explain to me in details (as long as you can type) without the fear of anybody......

On a second thought, I think there is a guy on this thread who goes by the moniker, Evern.
He is politically gifted and political terms roll out of his head spontaneously.
I think with his revolutionary ideas in politics he can underpin the hidden treasure lurking in political science.
In the meantime, you can check the link below for an overview of some of the goodies heralded by political science.
https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBwQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.ngcareers.com%2F637%2Fjob-prospects-and-opportunities-for-political-science-graduates-in-nigeria%2F&ei=2eMyVLHQFczgapzIgqgM&usg=AFQjCNH0hkswQX6pHn19Lu1NxA0wBkBB-w&bvm=bv.76802529,d.d2s
Stay blessed.

@ayokunlei, thanks for being there for us
when those nitwits ( scammers) appear to dupe us
all in the name of admission.
I think your prompt responses to their dubious claims have kept us on our toes.
For that I personally owe you a lot.
Once again, thanks.

1boylikevhis:
Who are you and what do you want with EISTEINPG 'S account,lol
Joking..Oga Mi.,.Emi O Mo Pe e Jasi Naa....Anyhow shaa...I have taken a mental note to not enter Corner with you,Sir..Lol..Happy EiD-

No 0, am not like that o.
I just felt like catching fun yesterday and you guys really made my day.
Thanks to everyone that made me laugh.

Iamshakur:
You type like a robot #nooffense

You're entitled to your opinion.

killercute16:
abeg pass me dat ogogoro,or if you get origin make i clear my eye well.

Come on, you're a funny dude.

wheesin:
am still hear...yungchop is just using d few moments i gave to him to shine...it will soon be over.

Whats with the pidgin english today..are u high or something ?

Nope, I was just having fun.

BBFM:
Prof., u're from which State of the Federation?

My Oga, I be confam Kwara boy o.

Abasstoheeb:
SIR,wich state ar u 4rm?

Am from Kwara state sir.
It's been a while bro.
Hope all is well?

Harry4cas:
Thanks bro. Lemmi start by saying that ididnt even know any one of the above names u mentioned but i do know steve jobs n zukeberg......

Guess i needed to hear this long ago. As a matter of fact, i just like computer science not because i can do programming and all that but i just like it.

One of my lecturer once called me and asked me why i want to study INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY in Unilorin since i said i want to be like Mike Adenuga ( Globacom Owner) and i told him that i just love ICT then My lecturer then advised me to do Statistics since i said that i want to own a telecomm company and also since am Exceptionaly Very Good in Economics that it'll be good for me ( Note: I'm A Science Student and i love Econs. Econs n phy are ma best subject ) and after doing stats that i should then go n get my Msc in Information Technology.

Guess the coincedence turns out to be what he all advised me but i didnt just see it coming. Still dont av clue bout what Statistics

Now This Is My Questions

1. Where can someone that studied statistics work?

2. Is the course marketable in Nigeria?

3. DuckDuckGo (DDG) can i get the link to the site as u reffered to it before on ya post. THANKS AGAIN

First of all, Computer Science is not the same thing as ICT. ICT to CS can be likened to what Paramedicine is, to conventional Medicine.
As a matter of fact, starting from last month the implementation of the disapplication of ICT as a course of study in the British national curriculum is now in full operation.
Under the new national curriculum, ICT has been dumped in favour of computing, and the teaching of word processing too has been dropped in favour of allowing five-year-olds to create and test their own computer programs. This is because the information communications tech course was seen as dated. Therefore, new syllabus to include teaching of programming and creation and retrieval of digital data. Internet safety to be taught from age of five.
Also, primary pupils will be taught about evolution for the first time, and secondary students will be taught technology-based programme that includes 3-D printers in secondary classrooms (I doubt if any Nigerian Uni has 3-D printer ), while primary school pupils will design and test structures and circuits.
Hmmmm---what a curriculum.
Away from digression, since the business tycoon is your source of inspiration, then i guess where to work as a statistician in Nigeria shouldn't be your problem. But how to develop business shrewdness and a sound faculty for innovation. Because I personally think that it will be an outright misplacement of priority, if you're envisioning yourself as the next Adenuga, and yet you're cogitating and absorbing skills that will only make you a good employee to your future employers.
In the same vein, Am sorry to say that I have a divergent opinion as regards your lecturer's piece of advice on doing Msc in ICT. If you truly have a strong inclination for business, I suggest MBA should be your next port of call after first degree. Because the advantages of MBA are manifold; racing it onto the top slot of the most opted for degree program in the world. Some of the main benefits of MBA are highlighted below:
* Managerial skills.
* Developing Business Expertise.
* Competitive Advantage.
* Career Advancement.
* Job Security.
* Business connections and Networking.
* Starting your own business.
And interestingly, this is the route your role model took and this is only way one can explain His business sagacity and prowess.
Oh yes, statistical skills are marketable in Nigeria, almost all ministries in Nigeria, both FED and STATE are your potential employers. And don't forget that the ever explosive capital market cannot do without statisticians.
As a statistician you would be:
* Analyzing consumer demand for products and services (at a consumer marketing firm, corporation, or consulting firm).
* Designing studies for and analyzing data from agricultural experiments to increase productivity and yield (agribusiness).
* Designing and analyzing studies to determine if new drugs and medical services are safe and effective (pharmaceutical companies, or Food and Drug Administration).
Even the yet to be visited by the wrath of GOD (Boko Haram) too, needs statisticians to calc, estimate and project the supply and distribution of ammunition left in its arsenal of weapons before nemesis catches up with it.
In essence, a degree in statistics offers you a number of opportunities and you just have to be smart enough to take them.
Concerning DDG, i think a cool Nlander has posted the link and thanks to @Ahmadjr for that.
P.S: DDG was created and launched on 25th of September, 2008 by Gabriel Weinberg using the Perl programming language.
And some of DDG's source code is free software distributed at Github under the perl 5 license.

rkarang:
**awakes from sleep, pushes mistress, rubs face with palm, eyes seem not clear, sips a bottle of ogogoro-- now sees clearly**

Oho, this is Prof EinsteinPG our "correct" man

**nods head in satisfaction***


I'm impressed!





To all our humble bosses, active members and followers of this amiable thread,

I, Rkarang, hereby inspirationally declare that you all haven't seen anything yet, so keep observing


Thank you!

Oga mi sir, now you don signal me sey make i go sleep sir.

tobishills12:
EINSTEINPG.... i will really appreciate if you wont mind sharing with me the hidden prospect of political science as a course...i really wish you will explain to me in details (as long as you can type) without the fear of anybody......

Ok, Your wish is my command sir/ma.

yungchop:
bro he started it let him come and defend himself jare . . . I see person dey tell you say make you decide him future for am o, u don turn level adviser ni?

Level Adviser ke. Abeg o, make my own LA no go dey para for me o.

Khan1993:
lolz... Comfirm omo igboro.. Owo meji fun eyan kan. Se ko wa le

Ijaya no 1, kosi were, eje ko wa le sir.

yungchop:
obtain your Bsc. Houseboy science first man, even wheesin that is holding a phD in slavery and savantry science, is not kissing the precious ass yet .

Come on, don't be a bad boss free @wheesin now
or you risk being dethroned.
And that might be the end of your kingdom.

SEYIKP:
SUCCESS TONIC
I congratulate you all for your admission into the "better by far" institution. i i want to implore you not to be carry away by your recent success, there is a popular saying in the Bible that i will love to quote in yoruba that says" ibere kin se onise eni ba fori ti dopin la o gbala" i.e He that begins the race is not the winner, except he finishes well. If care is not taken one can be carry away or misguided by the euphoria of success. please and please stay tune to your goal on campus. their are many things that can distract you while on campus, you have to be descipline for you not to stray. you can graduate with first class all boils down to your attitude towards your study. there is an accolade that is bestow on the best student in every department which is called scholar. you can become one if you get serious with your study. For christians among you that want to be serious with the spiritual life, that are not seeking funfare i recommend TACSFON for you. stay bless and God bless you.

Advice taken sir.
Thanks a whole lots.

yungchop:
UW bro, ask my servane wheesin to serve you anything you want. . . . . . . @einsteinpg, sango na my personal person jare, make I give you the ehn pin?

Me I be Ogberi (uninitiated), I fit go dey do any how if i no sey sango dey ma bak digbi digbi.
anything ke? wey i neva get my long spoon.

yungchop:
make I hear say i no dey fear but right from primary school na commando dem be dey call me, because I no dey follow person talk pass 5words before I enter the person I've ever beaten one of ma facebook friends like that in kaduna, he was bragadoing for me online, then I told him to meet me at so so place, the guy too get liver carry himself and hin brother come. As the guy see say I dey come na so e run enter mr. Biggs, he buy 1meatpie and 70naira fanta just to waste time for inside, him been think say I don find ma square root na so e commot, I allow am waka reach front small na so I enter the guy o, the brother don board bike shapaly dey go lol, as I dey jab the guy face he was like " abah brother, blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called sons of God" and I was like " you no know before you start curse ma papa before abi?? " As I wanted to do they guy upper cut na so he kick my fishing rod o . I became unconscious immediately . . . The next thing is that I found my self at emergency ward in iya kamaro harbal medcine centre to God be the Glory am alive, since then I use to fear pass fear

Ye!!! Mogbe!!!
Na him be sey u don cari sara pas sango-joint be dat o.

yungchop:
Lobatan!! . I see that your comment about fearless man stuff, why evils na?!

My Oga, no evil at all. Na d wey u dey frogobandy na him dey frik mi.
I beg forgiv your boy.