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Health / Re: Why Bleachers Smell Like Rotten Fish! by eitch: 10:51am On Apr 06, 2017
olrotimi:

Bros I notice am ooo. And I was here hoping to get at least 5k interest from UBA, na so them send me normal month end balance and all that. Till now, I'm waiting for interest ooo.
These banks should help a broke arse nigga like me cry
Broke? Yet u dey expect 5k interest? Mad man dey accumulate wealth wey he no know wu go spend am
Celebrities / Re: Association Talks On Death Of Royhill Edozie; CEO Most Beautiful Girl In Lagos by eitch: 11:48am On Feb 03, 2017
Idaraobong5:
RIP bro.... No nairalander shall die young, we must fulfill our destinies in JESUS NAME.. AMEN
Anybody destined to die young must die young, make he join pass nairaland, he go still die
Phones / Re: Smartphones You Must Not Buy In 2017. by eitch: 8:46am On Jan 30, 2017
mohemos:
Your fourth point is not valid, RAM add hugely to the processing speed of smartphones, especially android devices that runs many apps background, RAM is very essential infact the speed of any android device dependence directly on the RAM size.

Not really... Ram and cpu can be like a grinding machine... Space available for feeding into the machine only holds the feed, its the grinding teeth that does the work of processing. So your ram can only guarantee how many apps can be run, it can't guarantee how fast they can be processed
Politics / Re: Nnamani, Iwuanyanwu, South-East APC Leaders Back Buhari, To Wait Till 2023 by eitch: 4:43pm On Jan 29, 2017
They must be mad

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Politics / Re: Photo : Tinubu And Alaafin Of Oyo In Closed Door Meeting by eitch: 1:52pm On Jan 29, 2017
[quote author=Adedolapo1406 post=53233049][/quote] who is? Olori ebi yin?
Politics / Re: Photo : Tinubu And Alaafin Of Oyo In Closed Door Meeting by eitch: 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2017
esuLAAROYE:
Tinu and Ade are talking secret


sincerely, Alaafin should have meet with Tinubu before now on the issue of Buhari and his badministration...

everyday, Nigerians wallows in hunger and abject poverty. the government have reduced an average human being to rib and skull with their stewpiid policies. I think they should discuss more on the issue of the Fulani hiredkillers and looming/unending religious crisis between the abokis(Muslim) and the Christophers(christian)


I will wait patiently to get the outcome of the "oro wuyewuye"
lemme buy you a gin for that. Well said
Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Buhari And Wife In London Sent In This Morning - AbujaReporters by eitch: 8:54am On Jan 29, 2017
LORDOFAFONJAS:
This old vegetable cant handle Aisha in the OZA RUUM, i can beat ma cheat that Aisha they shine her pvssy outside grin
what do you do with your brain? Cos obviously you don't think with it

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Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by eitch: 8:49am On Jan 29, 2017
okwaiko:
nwata ogwugwu oge, Try it with d book of the other religion and see their reaction
if won't do it because we don't stoop low to even insult shrines, lest destroy them
Literature / Re: Buchi Emecheta, Exit Of A Rock Of Feminism by eitch: 8:45am On Jan 29, 2017
Feminism or gender equality, all na wash. If you marry a responsible man, you'll end up being a happy wife and a fulfilled mother.
Someone will say what about career?
Responsible woman knows how to balance her home with her career goals. Not ignore home for job.
And to think male and female are equal you must be stupid

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Phones / Re: Which Is Better Android Or A Windows Phone by eitch: 8:40am On Jan 29, 2017
nonxo007:
As in the answer is too simple, ANDROID....windows is too complex...
i'd say too simple
Phones / Re: Which Is Better Android Or A Windows Phone by eitch: 8:15am On Jan 29, 2017
Windows phone is not for enthusiasts. If you ever feel like you've really explored android phones and you just wanna retire to using a phone naturally (no tweaks, no digging), Windows phone is not a bad option. Mind you, low end wp don't have good batteries, but I think the high ends should do... But if you're still new to smart phones and you buy wp, its like wasting your money

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Business / Re: 10-Year-Old Barber Who Makes At Least N5,000 Daily (Photo) by eitch: 2:53pm On Jan 25, 2017
mentro:
Very Nice. I was happy when a kid in a good school told me she wants to be a hairdresser, that she loves to make hair. She said she would be going for training during the holidays. How will she be looking for job after graduating?
its not automatic... If she doesn't learn how to conduct a business, she'll just work her ass without making it
Celebrities / Re: Man Calls M.I A 'Senseless Snake' For Defending Islam by eitch: 2:51pm On Jan 25, 2017
wabsod:

My brother, you better go and read you holy book very well which ever you choose out of the two, dont mislead the public, for where on earth you see or read it that Ibraheem shouted Allahu Akbar and say Muhammad is his Lord, please if you have what to say to defend your self or your religion it would better for you to keep malice.
bro, you get time o. Free these ones. They aren't prepared to open their minds and see what's what and what's not
Celebrities / Re: Man Calls M.I A 'Senseless Snake' For Defending Islam by eitch: 2:49pm On Jan 25, 2017
Call me whenever you see where the killings in the name of Allah were commanded in the Qur'an. Until then, shut your mouth and accept the fact that these killers kill either out of ignorance or they kill for money

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Education / Re: Photo Of A Curvy High School Teacher Got Men Talking On Twitter by eitch: 12:59pm On Jan 25, 2017
sweetestjane:
men and love for ass is inseparable

na so we see am... You love johnthomas too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Stop Doing These 9 Things When Applying For Jobs Online by eitch: 7:00am On Jan 24, 2017
I could have wholly agreed with you but for a few reasons like:
Most online applications don't sound like doing all these

You really encouraging putting in pseudo skills? Those kind of things i believe could get you embarrassed if you're called for an interview and you're asked to defend your claims

and lastly, all these sound like theories. They really guarantee nothing, so why should i spin my already overworked brain due to being jobless after school on writing applications to (how sure am i it's not even gnld) companies i'm almost sure only advertised vacancies for doing sake

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Celebrities / Re: Jemiriye Shares Bum Short Photo & Wrote "Keep The Sabbath Holy", Fans React by eitch: 10:13pm On Jan 22, 2017
See as legs be like abuja yam

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Romance / Re: Two Celibate Lawyers Kiss On Their Wedding Day. PICS by eitch: 9:44pm On Jan 22, 2017
HateU2:
Hey God embarassed embarassed. This guy is a good kisser.

With this type of kiss, I long for a kiss right now embarassed embarassed
bring ya mouth. Meanwhile i never brush since last week
Education / Re: ASUU Bans UNILORIN From Academic And Non-Academic Activities by eitch: 9:30pm On Jan 22, 2017
olasaad:
Lol ASUU and threats all the time. Is high time ASUU leave Unilorin alone. we like it this way than to join ur association

because all ASUU does is go on strike abi? What you're ignoring is the fact that after your so called indomie semesters and you graduate, you'll simply join a mass of other graduates looking for jobs that aren't available. So what's the point?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Melania Trump's Stunning Dress To The Trump Pre-inauguration Dinner by eitch: 4:02pm On Jan 20, 2017
kalindaminda:
So classy

hehehe, dude, u wicked o
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Writes To Congratulate Trump On His Inaguaration by eitch: 3:35pm On Jan 20, 2017
Johnsown1:

I hope u know the meaning and can explain if ur traced down

Make I cook for Una Wey wan trace me? Rawbitch
Politics / Re: Presidency reacts to why pres. Buhari was not invited to Donald Trump's inaugura by eitch: 8:48am On Jan 20, 2017
issokay, soon enough Jona lies will be exposed... prodigal son
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Writes To Congratulate Trump On His Inaguaration by eitch: 8:46am On Jan 20, 2017
prodigal son
Politics / Re: Photos Of Fatima Nuhu Ribadu Taken By Hanan Buhari by eitch: 8:42am On Jan 20, 2017
EmilyShoton:
I am prettier than her. God knows undecided
its not a ranking
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yahya Jammeh Flees As West African Troops Enter Gambia by eitch: 8:29am On Jan 20, 2017
aja 4, oya gbera
Phones / Re: MTN To End Blackberry Services In Nigeria On January 27 by eitch: 8:24am On Jan 20, 2017
a moment silence for za ladies who lost their dignity so they could own 'bb'










...ahmen

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Family / Re: Two Female Deeper Life Members Battle Over Man by eitch: 4:59am On Jan 20, 2017
seunlayi:
Op and mod can use whatever title for the thread. All we know is that the church of God is matching on. People with great mind alread knew that any member of the church that falls to his low level is Disobedient to the edited of God

siddon lemme slap you first
when you start bringing in whats irrelevant, you tend to bring a larger body of homo sapiens under what someone or a few have done thereby making one myopic and or superficial generalization which is not just unfair but senseless.
so kindly shut up, face whoever commits a crime and don't bring their church into it
Romance / Re: Lady Burns Down Her Boyfriend's House After Breakup. Photos by eitch: 10:43pm On Jan 19, 2017
has she been punished for what she did? oh, she even had the audacity to come back to plead? lol... what happened to 'crime and punishment'? this is how they grow from stubborn to ferocious... ahbeg jail her

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Crime / Re: Lady Accused Of Stealing Handbag At A Chapel. Photo by eitch: 10:37pm On Jan 19, 2017
where za owner sef put bag? could be a 'lost but found' story

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Romance / Re: Shocking! Kenyan Lady On Facebook Reveals What Happens To Her During Sex by eitch: 10:35pm On Jan 19, 2017
sylviaeo:
Do u mean like lock d men inside yaself d way canines n cats do?. But I tink d reverse is d case bcuz d males lock d barb inside d female. Girl u orgasm very hard Dats y u contract ur vaggy muscles against d man's tinini. Its OK u don't need prayers. You've got a SUPER PUNNA!!!
clap for yursef, whr diju learn dat?

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Family / Re: Two Female Deeper Life Members Battle Over Man by eitch: 10:31pm On Jan 19, 2017
dunno why their church had to be brought into this. why not "two female idiets fight over one male self-servicer"? sm ppl n needless details are like buhari and travelling, rada'ada

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