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Great post

NO PERCENTAGE TO SHARE BY WHISTLE-BLOWERS.
MANY ARE WAITING TO SHARE THEIR EXPERIENCES WITH "MAN OF GOD" ESCAPADE.
END TIME PASTORS!!!

This story appears more correct than the initial one. What should he be doing with mopstick if not forced to do so??

Those who have ears to hear. Very many persons have lost job from prospective employers due to little things like this

Booked

I know it will ultimately crash judging from bonuses of high magnitude and lack of store house/central account.
I am used to sweating before smiling so have never contemplated joing the game.
God console those who provided help but never bn helped

FFK should be addressed as Former Kuje prisoner not former minister. His thinkings are chidish and untenable.
If he does not learn to be calm, he will still go back to Kuje. Mouth-runner!!

What made the sprayer to think about this so called money spraying gun??
It must be devil from the pit of hell

How many times should one answer Altar Call? As often as General Overseer calls?
People make it a routine exercise in protestant churches and I therefore look at it as a mere doctrine introduced by mere mortals.
Salvation has nothing to do with Altar calls. Many churches use Altar Call to increase membership of the church during "counseling" session.
Salvation is personal and an inner conviction of the concerned

Pastor goofed! Duration of prayers does not have anything to do with inner beauty which the scripture clearly says. One can pray for hours but lacks all qualities of been a wife material.
Beards have no link with pastoral duties as almost all old testament prohets such as Jeremiah, Isaiah, John the Baptist, etc and even Jesus had beards. Beards are natural and normal with old ages in males!

Beautiful post ro the core. All points raised are important to some of us, young entrepreneurs. Outside quality of service, I have clearly seen why sone biz do not stand the test of time.
God bless you!!

Nigerians eeh, if UK prime minister describes us as "fantastically corrupt" now, una go begin call names n various insults. Waiting concern una with US matter? Was that how they assulted PMB and GEJ during their campaigns? Pls make una learn how to mind una business. No Nairalander living in Nigeria is even a voter to discredit the Trump after all!

If I can use 20k to buy shoe, I see nothing wrong for the president to buy shoe worth 200k. If he dresses shabily, wailers would call him aboki, mumu, etc.
Currently, GEJ wears more expensive clothings than PMB.
What do wailers really want?

Great ideas from OP. As simple as they seem, they very difficult to keep. Thatz why to be a professional itself is a job of constant war.

Must my fellow Nigerians insult PMB for personal satisfaction??
This man Buhari has all it takes to preside over Africa talkless of Nigeria. I even expected things to be tougher under him because "corruption will surely fight BACK"
Afterall, so many phenomena outside his personal control are responsible for our current travails.
We both Christians and Muslims are to pray for him. Country has been severely messed up by both APC and PDP before he came.
WE ARE TO PRAY AND SUPPORT HIS GOVT.

Re: N2.5B Found In Stella Oduah’s Housemaid’s Account by princey83: 5:43pm
Dear Madam Stella Oduah. I hereby tender my application letter for the position of houseboy.

Pls find attached copies of my BSc and MSc certificates. Thank you.
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Pls employ me too

God have mercy on this wicked generation!
Ours appear worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.
May we never experience this IJN

Pls, my dear Estherfaith, its abnormal for you to be harassed but its a thing of common experience in private companies. I do not advice you to take legal steps aiming at claiming damages in court. That will tarnish your image severely. Almost all beautiful or pretty ladies have suffered such at one point or another in their life. Continue to give the man good reasons why you will not do that. Remind him of his position both in the "faith" and as a conpany owner. Tell and show him that you respect him a great deal. While this is going on, intensify your efforts searching for another job.
If you leave that company in a sack, know that it can never appear in your CV. No employer would take you if stories of court suing your former boss looms.
Maintain yourself until you leave him peacefully. He will commend you and recommend you for good things later in life. I speak from experience as a business owner.
All the best, dear!!

...Will leave for India on March 20, 2016
Hmmmmmm
A very good move by Aliko, the man that I trust more than the nation.
God keep you for us!!

NAIRALAND, A PLACE OF FUN, A PLACE TO GET IT REAL NOT MINDING WHO IS OFFENDED!
DEATH OF high profile??
DEATH NA DEATH NA....
I THINK IT ONLY WARNS US TO BE PREPARED BEFORE NOW AND ALWAYS
AS OUR TIME TICKS BY THE SECOND
A CALL BOTH HIGH AND LOW WILL ANSWER!!

All the wailers blaming the presidency on the purported arrest move, you should know that what Fayose did is a treasonable offence. What should concern him with international affairs when he is a sitting governor of a state in the federation. At most he should call his state law makers in the national assembly to frustrate the president alleged loan move. His actions since assuming office in Ekiti has always played down the heights of Ekiti people in the assemblage of other states.

Catholic church, St Michael's Minna

Thanks for this great caution. Is warming up engine esp in the mornings for only 30seconds NOT FANTASTICALLY MISLEADING

zelexotunla:
@op,you got me cracking. If I hear u dey thing in dat line ehn? The job is to keep the body and soul so that some1 can learn atleast. Half bread is better than none bro. It is well

Graduated with 2.1 n finished service 2014. My first pay was 12k. D day I no go work, maybe I no well, dem go deduct #400 comot. It was a stepping a stepping stone cos i'm in better place now! #naGodwin
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The Babalawo that brought APC to power is working....he just threw "confusion" into the camp of the enemies.
Pls organise another convention and nominate Fayose as chairman. He may have enough talisman to quash the work of APC babalawo.
I just pity the IGP Arase....

THE JAIL TERM IS TOO POOR FOR SUCH A HUGE SUM. THIS SENTENCING ENCOURAGES STEALING CHEATING, LOOTING OF PUBLIC FUNDS. OUR JUDGES NEED BRAINS TO WORK IN PROPORTION TO OFFENSE.

Ipob yoot ar just so angry anytime they hear good news frm Apc

Logical Reason!
Chief Joseph is a petroleum importer. He imports 10 million litre of petrol at the of cost of N95 per litre.

He report to the DPR that he has imported 15 million litres at the cost of N105 per litre, requesting N30 subsidy per litre.

DPR sends Mr. Yusif a inspection and monitoring officer, to measure and verify the authenticity of the claims.

Chief Joseph offered Mr. Yusif a bribe of the applied subsidy in liew of 1 million liters, which Yusif reject instantly, requesting that of 3million liters so that, it can comfortably go round to his bosses.

Apparently they ended up agreeing on 2.5m liters each. The deal is strucked, Mal. Yusif and his Bosses ended up with N75,000,000 while Joseph, the importer gain N400,000,000 on the deal They jointly cheated the government the sum of N175,000,000.

Finally Chief Joseph divert 75% of the product to the black market and sell at N120 per liter to the masses. Later the government will also pay the cost of transporting 15 million liters to the allocated filling stations across the country.

Thats exactly the case of petroleum subsidy in Nigeria. So isn't it better for the government to invest those savings of hundreds of Billions of Naira wasted every year on subsidy, on life touching projects?
It will be an act of foolishness for us to continue to subsidise petrol and and peg the price at a ridiculously lower rate much more lower than all our neighbours where the product is being smuggled to.

What will happen in that circumstance is that fuel will be diverted to where profit will be maximised and the diverters will still collect subsidy. The masses in which the subsidy is targeted at will suffer on queue or buy at prices far higher than the subsidised rate......They will also suffer from extremely dilapidated infrastructures whose money has been diverted to fund subsidy.

Deregulation, therefore, is for the masses. In the short run, they will feel the effect. Although, they will see growth in infrastructures and social welfare of the government. And in the long run, the benefit will become total and pains will disappear because price will fall ridiculously and the market will stabilise.

We cannot be subsidise for greedy marketers at N87 while our neighbours sell as follows:

Niger......N190
Cameroun. .....N200
Ghana..............N198
Chad.................N180
Benin.................N190

So how on earth are we going to get fuel at N87? It is just criminally natural that there will be diversion, Scarcity, pains and corruption because the marketers will outsmart us all!

Although, it is N28 in Saudi Arabia but they have about 20 functional refineries with high capacity. We never built in the surplus days, neither did we upgrade the obsolete ones. It is N128 in the USA despite their enormous infrastructures in the oil sector.

But I saw a friend post. He stays in the UK. He was lamenting and inciting people against the government for embarking on deregulation. I know him very well as a fantastic Wailer. So I told him "what's your point?"....he said "the price is just too high".....I said "how much"....'N145' he replied. Then I asked him "how much is petrol in the UK?"...He didn't reply me. I waited for 1hr to no avail. I then sent him this....

"S***i, you are an hypocrite and your conscience is the prison I will condemn you into. Petrol is over N300 where you live in London and you are busy saying nonsense to your people at home. You're a big shame and I'm really sorry for you."

He replied "LOL"

I said "I wish you the same".

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Logical Reason!
Chief Joseph is a petroleum importer. He imports 10 million litre of petrol at the of cost of N95 per litre.

He report to the DPR that he has imported 15 million litres at the cost of N105 per litre, requesting N30 subsidy per litre.

DPR sends Mr. Yusif a inspection and monitoring officer, to measure and verify the authenticity of the claims.

Chief Joseph offered Mr. Yusif a bribe of the applied subsidy in liew of 1 million liters, which Yusif reject instantly, requesting that of 3million liters so that, it can comfortably go round to his bosses.

Apparently they ended up agreeing on 2.5m liters each. The deal is strucked, Mal. Yusif and his Bosses ended up with N75,000,000 while Joseph, the importer gain N400,000,000 on the deal They jointly cheated the government the sum of N175,000,000.

Finally Chief Joseph divert 75% of the product to the black market and sell at N120 per liter to the masses. Later the government will also pay the cost of transporting 15 million liters to the allocated filling stations across the country.

Thats exactly the case of petroleum subsidy in Nigeria. So isn't it better for the government to invest those savings of hundreds of Billions of Naira wasted every year on subsidy, on life touching projects?
It will be an act of foolishness for us to continue to subsidise petrol and and peg the price at a ridiculously lower rate much more lower than all our neighbours where the product is being smuggled to.

What will happen in that circumstance is that fuel will be diverted to where profit will be maximised and the diverters will still collect subsidy. The masses in which the subsidy is targeted at will suffer on queue or buy at prices far higher than the subsidised rate......They will also suffer from extremely dilapidated infrastructures whose money has been diverted to fund subsidy.

Deregulation, therefore, is for the masses. In the short run, they will feel the effect. Although, they will see growth in infrastructures and social welfare of the government. And in the long run, the benefit will become total and pains will disappear because price will fall ridiculously and the market will stabilise.

We cannot be subsidise for greedy marketers at N87 while our neighbours sell as follows:

Niger......N190
Cameroun. .....N200
Ghana..............N198
Chad.................N180
Benin.................N190

So how on earth are we going to get fuel at N87? It is just criminally natural that there will be diversion, Scarcity, pains and corruption because the marketers will outsmart us all!

Although, it is N28 in Saudi Arabia but they have about 20 functional refineries with high capacity. We never built in the surplus days, neither did we upgrade the obsolete ones. It is N128 in the USA despite their enormous infrastructures in the oil sector.

But I saw a friend post. He stays in the UK. He was lamenting and inciting people against the government for embarking on deregulation. I know him very well as a fantastic Wailer. So I told him "what's your point?"....he said "the price is just too high".....I said "how much"....'N145' he replied. Then I asked him "how much is petrol in the UK?"...He didn't reply me. I waited for 1hr to no avail. I then sent him this....

"S***i, you are an hypocrite and your conscience is the prison I will condemn you into. Petrol is over N300 where you live in London and you are busy saying nonsense to your people at home. You're a big shame and I'm really sorry for you."

He replied "LOL"

I said "I wish you the same".

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I have learnt much from post. I have finally concluded not to wash my car engine again save dusting and minor cleanings as directed above. God bless the poster. Worthy of occupying front page!

Hmmm. I cant't see the jamboree been celebrated by OP and uninformed nairalanders. 1.5g fir 1k? Damn too expensive.
I get up to 3g with 1k in airtel network for same 30days validity. Network signal strength of airtel turns me on in my locality.
Airtel is unequal to me... my views anyway

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