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coolebux:
I don chop the Yellow mango b4.
na there mango sweet die


Anyways, nice article dear.

Chai!
U no like red mango?

TIME i say is proportional to maturity,What happens
to a woman can also b related to a mango fruit.If u all
agree with me,women are natural force that
generates strong gravitational attraction towards
men.
Without any form of ambiguity,i will like to adumbrate
an urgent issue to those girls/ladies that eat their
future in their present!
1GREEN MANGO:A girl @ age 1-11 years, still fully
attached to the parent with great will, purpose,
dreams and aspirations.
2.GREENISH YELLOW MANGO:A vibrant teenager@
13-19. stubborn in her ways,influenced by her
peers,she's endowed with breast and gletus
maximum as her mom,she hardly heed to advice.
She wants freedom by all means,she wants to
experiment..Her emotional intelligence is low.If she
allows herself to be plucked, the man only eats the
juicy part and dump her because she's a liability.
3.YELLOW MANGO:A Lady@ 20-26 fully matured with
all assets..She sees life in a different dimension.Her
social intelligence is high.
@ 24-26 she feels the exigency of being serious with
her relationship.She feels the need to be under the
arms of a man for security and comfort.Any man that
plucks her would eat all of her to a great satisfaction
without dumping her(MARRIAGE).
4.REDDISH YELLOW MANGO:A Lady @27-30 A
mango undergoing 'ptosis' ready to fall off.She's
desperate, active in Church,very active in social
networks and organization... Most would jump @ d
face of any guy.
5.RED MANGO.......fallen mango of which i cant
comment on.
NB: This colours of such mango only relates to 85%
of most ladies.
Excluding 15% of extraordinary gem

Just checked mine its 56.67 RECOMMENDED

VellyG:
Seriously I watched Buhari's interview on channel and I was so so disappointed .. If this the man some of u are fighting for to become our next president then know we have a long way to go.. Buhari is as clueless as Jonathan. Recycling of leaders how stupid can that be.. Imagine with our population and the number of technocrats we have in this country we still prefer an old retired General to rule us. May be after Buhari other past generals like Babangida will take their turn.Nigerians use ur brains for once .

#yropinion

For Jobsites try
hotnigerianjobs
myjobmag
U are sending your CV straight to the company not the website

braine:
So there's no one in Faculty of scIence above 40?

I got 41 department of CBG

GoldenDr:
Physics / chemistry teacher needed @a school. With accomodation. Send your CV 2 bisbest1@gmail.com or call 07068875250

I tried sending my CV but not delivering

IVORY2009:
Why not, there is, google zoo close to Epe.
Its a private zoo, Location Hermitage Road, Tiye village, near Akodo, Ibeju-Lekki Lagos

I have tried Google several times n yet its mostly d one @ Ibadan
Thanks 4 d info..I will try it this festive period

mrsage:
To the best of my knowledge there is none in Lagos.
Alternative: Lekki conservation centre Lekki clise to chevron. It is not a zoo. You only see a few animals

Also shodex gardens at anthony bustop Ikorodu road. They also have a few animals.

You need to visit Ibadan or Ife to experie ce a proper zoo

Lekki conservation centre is dried.Nothing interesting

Choi! Dis na small Paris

Pls guys I have been searching 4 zoos in Lagos but I can't find any.
I will love it if u guys help me with one

mrsage:
4. Lekki Conservation Centre. Lekki Conservation Centre (LCC) is one of Nigerian Conservation Foundation (NCF) foremost conservation project site. Located on the renowned Lekki Peninsula, LCC covers a land area of 78 hectare. Administratively, LCC is situated in Eti Osa Local Government Area of Lagos State.

The Lekki Conservation Centre, LCC is a conservation initiative to protect wildlife found in southwest coastal environment of Nigeria in the face of sprawling urban development. This 21-year-old conservation education centre has continued to attract both local and international interests. The Centre has served, as an education and resource centre to varieties of group’s majority of which are schools and tourists.

The project has promoted environmental protection and worked against poaching by surrounding communities as well as serve as a tourist centre for local and international visitors. Continuous environmental education, awareness creation and research activities are carried out in the Reserve.

Over 2million tourists of more than 100 nationals have visited LCC since inception.

A trail boardwalk was constructed in 1992 to the enrich tourists/visitors view of the vast resources of the nature reserve which is encapsulated on a mangrove terrain. The trail stretches a length of 2 Km. some of the side attractions along the trail are swamp outlook, bird hide, rest stops and the tree house.
At the end of trail boardwalk seats the nation station. The nation station is a recreation island in the middle of a forest. It has a semi-enclosed block structure containing the indoor picnic facilities and conveniences. The outdoor has outdoor game facilities mostly for children.

For more information visit: www.ncfnigeria.org

Pls don't mention that lekki conservation center as tourist attraction... u will only see peacock n small monkeys,no crocodiles or alligators of which they brag about

Evathyst:
Bro, please can u help me get d address of the following schools;

1- Stacus comprehensive college.
2- Conjul private school.
3- The Drillers school.
4- Companion college.
5- Kanacherry schools.
N:B All d above named schools are in Lagos.


Rather than waste my hard earned mb & precious time submitting my CV online, I do prefer to go to the school directly to meet the pple @ d helms of affair. It's my recent observation o, make anybody no crucify me o!

Google d sch,u will get them on line,if not its a scam,....

Pls is it true that we will pay 62.5k for obligatory fee apart from school fees?
And pls can I check my result from the school now?

ADVICE:GO AND BUY DOLLAR NOW!!!!! OIL SHALE IN UNITED STATES IS BOOMING, THE ERA OF CRUDE OIL IS OUT

Its a pity nairaland is being used by PDP

1.Drink yoghurt!
Use Yoghurt on d vagina for 30mins 4 1week.
If symptoms persist after 5 days please consult yr Doctor

1.Drink yoghurt!
Use Yoghurt on d vagina for 30mins for 5days.
If symptoms persist after 5 days please consult ye Doctor

Pls anyone with cell/molecular past question in the house pls help

Massive001:
Oxboard comprehensive college is a reputable
school that is based in Ipaja, Lagos.
We operate both Nigerian & British curricula
We are recruiting to fill the position of:
Job Title:. Chemistry/Biology Teacher
Location: Lagos
Job Description
The school currently requires the services of
qualified and experienced personnel that can handle Chemistry & Biology very well with well rounded practical knowledge of these subjects.
Requirements
First degree in Biochemistry, Chemistry, Biology or any related discipline.
A Post-Graduate diploma in Education for non@@-
education degree holders will be an added
advantage.
All candidates must be hardworking and
proactive
Fluent in English Language and have unflinching
passion for impacting knowledge.
Salary range: 35k - 40k
Deadline: Handwritten application & CV should be submitted in person at the school on or before Wednesday, 15th October, 2014.
Note that the successful candidate should be ready to resume as early as possible.

Pls full address,Ipaja is a big place

GoldenDr:
Science TeacherS or Teacher and please specify the subject and Art TeacherS or Teacher.... This will enable us save" our" small borrowed airtime. Thanks.

Computer science,English language

GoldenDr:
Is it the primary or secondary section.

SECONDARY

A school at Oju ore Ota Ogun state is in need of a science and art teacher.Pls call this number 08136474244 .

EVOLUTION IS DEAD!!!! ever since the big bang theory was proved!

Virtuous woman where are thou?

I came across an advert on OLX concerning a job advertisement for the post of a Biochemist/Microbiology. Immediately I called the person that posted it.And guess what he said?
I would resume work on Tuesday and that my initial salary he would take 40% of the money.I said no problem 2 that.But what shocked me was that I should pay 20k to his account.Immediately I heard that,I switched off my phone.He called me again.That time around I lambasted him!
Pls beware 99% of job adverts on OLX are scammers.Most especially HMOs