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Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Vows To Take Action To Prevent Russia From Attacking Ukraine by ekaette1621: 6:41pm On Dec 04, 2021
sammybest889:
****TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*****
I laugh in, 27 different languages wati biden want do

Russia, or the Russian Federation, is a country spanning
Eastern Europe and Northern Asia. It is the largest
country in the world, covering over 17,125,191 square
kilometres,

Russian troops took part in a large number of wars and
armed clashes in various parts of the world. Starting from
the princely squads, opposing the raids of nomads, and
fighting for the expansion of the territory of the Old Russian
state, through the period of significant territorial growth of
Russia in the 15th-20th centuries, marked by wars of
conquest in Eastern Europe, the Caucasus, the Volga
region, Siberia, Central Asia and the Far East, to the world
wars of the 20th century and today.
Meaning?

Please always make good use of google and YouTube and stop spewing trash here.

Have you compared the Russian Military Might and the American Military Might before typing this gibberish.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Vows To Take Action To Prevent Russia From Attacking Ukraine by ekaette1621: 6:29pm On Dec 04, 2021
Biden on the beats.

Daddy G.O aka Assistant Jesus will soon arrive.
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Please Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's welcome His Lordship Most Rev Archbishop Righteousness Ekpu. JP,FIN,OON,PDP,APC,OPC,NNPC,LPG.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Receives Buhari Support Group In Aso Rock (Photos) by ekaette1621: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2021
Wetin Osabinyo recieve?
EducationRe: Sylvester Oromoni's Family Celebrates His 12th Posthumous Birthday by ekaette1621: 6:13pm On Dec 04, 2021
Finally got my 10th FTC for the day.
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Eeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Who stole my FTC?
PoliticsRe: Children Mount Roadblock On Bauchi-Jos Road To Protest Eviction By Army by ekaette1621: 3:46pm On Dec 04, 2021
Train up a Child in the way he should grow and when he is old, he will not depart from it.


Pastor Righteousness,
Please take the Mic.
AgricultureRe: Farmer Battles To Rescue Sheep Buried In Snow In Staffordshire (Pics, Video) by ekaette1621: 8:26am On Dec 04, 2021
Let me park my White � Bicycle here and wait patiently for Pastor Righteousness to deliver his BORING sermon.
grin grin
SportsRe: Tijani Babangida Marries Maryam Waziri (Photos) by ekaette1621: 12:03pm On Dec 01, 2021
BREAKING NEWS!

Slawormir has been arrested by EFCC In Benin
HealthRe: World AIDS Day: When Was The Last Time You Checked Your HIV Status? by ekaette1621: 11:58am On Dec 01, 2021
Lie lie Nairalanders.
Nobody will agree that he or she tested positive.
EducationRe: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by ekaette1621: 11:33am On Dec 01, 2021
Ipobian things
EducationRe: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by ekaette1621: 11:32am On Dec 01, 2021
W
CrimeRe: 21-Year-Old Photographer Kills Pregnant Girlfriend In Adamawa With Abortion Drug by ekaette1621: 8:48am On Dec 01, 2021
Iufunmi500:
see below
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Give this your sure game to your family members




Idiot!
CrimeRe: 21-Year-Old Photographer Kills Pregnant Girlfriend In Adamawa With Abortion Drug by ekaette1621: 8:44am On Dec 01, 2021
Afonjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FEAR WHO NO FEAR AFONJA
SportsRe: The Moment Lionel Messi Was Pronounced Winner Of The 2021 Ballon D'or Award by ekaette1621: 8:34pm On Nov 30, 2021
Lolz
There's no difference between Ronaldo fans and PDP supporters.
RomanceRe: Cute Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Bride by ekaette1621: 8:22pm On Nov 30, 2021
Finally, The future is female according to our nairaland females.
EventsRe: Woman Who Had 10 Kids With 10 Different Men Buried In Penis-Like Casket (Video) by ekaette1621: 9:38pm On Nov 14, 2021
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CelebritiesRe: Nse Ikpe-Etim Celebrates Her 47th Birthday (Photo) by ekaette1621: 12:05am On Oct 22, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Happy birthday though

She look fit...If this kind mama catch you for bed...coupled with the fact that she is from akwa ibom...damnnn...she will ride you to hell

Matured women urge for sex is second to non..they are damnnn tight...see tiwa savage...41+
All thanks to xvideos.com
They are called MILF
Bad niggar
EducationRe: Uchechi Promise Echefu Best Graduating Cadet In Nigerian Defence Academy Kaduna by ekaette1621: 6:17pm On Oct 11, 2021
Shaolin77:
As always, Igbos are always ahead of other tribes in all fields, be it education, wealth, business, science, technology, scholars, sports, entertainment et al
And drugs grin grin grin
HealthRe: She Throws Up After Sex by ekaette1621: 9:06am On Oct 07, 2021
On a Monday morning. grin grin grin grin angry angry angry
LiteratureRe: Photos From Chimamanda Adichie's 44th Birthday Celebration by ekaette1621: 10:40pm On Oct 03, 2021
She don marry
TV/MoviesRe: 2021 BBNaija Season 6 Finale: Live Eviction Show (Shine Ya Eye) by ekaette1621: 7:29pm On Oct 03, 2021
[quote author= post=106411997]Simply for this reason : YOU WILL BE THE WINNER of BB9JA 2021.

(Mark this down!!!)

Putting God first in all you do in life is all that matters.
Jesus is the sole reason of our existence in life
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From all of us @[b][/b] : CONGRATULATIONS in Addy Whitemoney!

We Rise. [/quote]Winners chapel

Science/TechnologyRe: The Animal Or Snake That Sounds Like A Rooster At Night by ekaette1621: 12:41pm On Sep 17, 2021
Ask Lala
CrimeRe: Nigerian Hoteliers Enabling Internet Fraudsters Activities - EFCC by ekaette1621: 11:00pm On Sep 14, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleach-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the dry bony yansh that NwaAmaikpe will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.
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So you are still alive?
RomanceRe: Moriah Mills: I Don't Have Female Friends Because Their Partners Always Want Me by ekaette1621: 2:02pm On Sep 07, 2021
search Moriah Mills on Xvideos.com and thank me later.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 20 In Reprisal Attack In Magami, Niger State by ekaette1621: 5:42pm On Sep 04, 2021
finally First to Comment ..............all thanks to Glo.......The masters of data
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i laugh in Swahili
PoliticsRe: The Car Where Olajide Sowore Was Shot Dead (Pictures) by ekaette1621: 5:00pm On Sep 04, 2021
finally First to Comment ..............all thanks to Glo.......The masters of data
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i laugh in Swahili
CelebritiesRe: Fancy Acholonu: A Bad Attitude Is Like A Flat Tire - Alexx Ekubo's Ex Fiancée by ekaette1621: 8:09am On Sep 02, 2021
I laugh in Swahili
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A Bad Attitude Is Like A
Flat Tire - Alexx Ekubo's Ex Fiancée

This is the Quote of the Year

Not all that glitters is gold
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Who Flies PDP’s Flag ? by ekaette1621: 8:07am On Sep 02, 2021
Okwyjesus:
I laugh when people say this kind of thing. Which part of the moon will you go and select the right man that got the political network now. Believe it or not major political party will win 2023.

We must pick from the available ones. People have tried floating a fresh blood political party and it haven't worked.

We can get a better option than what we already have. APC should please give us Osibanjo
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osibanjo will be worst than Jonathan.
The cabal will still rule under proxy.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Who Flies PDP’s Flag ? by ekaette1621: 8:00am On Sep 02, 2021
I laugh in Swahili
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The answer is BANDIT/ISWAP
PoliticsRe: NLC Threatens Industrial Action Over Proposed Electricity Tariff Hike by ekaette1621: 8:00am On Sep 02, 2021
i laugh in Swahili. Boys Brigade is 100% better than NLC. Least i forget, Please what is the meaning of NLC?
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun Abandons Amosun's Multimillion-Naira Model School, Ago-Iwoye by ekaette1621: 7:57am On Sep 02, 2021
i laugh in Swahili That's South West issues. . . Don't be decieved folks
Skull mining is the new cripto currency in South West.
EducationRe: Strike: We’re Still Consulting, Says ASUU by ekaette1621: 7:51am On Sep 02, 2021
I laugh in Swahili.
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ASUU consult well

Shey Fed Government na Babalawo.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Residents Cry Out Over Bad Roads, Accuse Government Of Abandonment by ekaette1621: 7:47am On Sep 02, 2021
I laugh in Swahili.
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And they have Yusuf Buhari as their governor.

Fu€k!

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