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just imagine the guy came to visit friends in your compound/neighborhood and you overheard him gisting with guys on how he usually dismantle your wife in Kunfu Hostel, with Snake in the Eagle Shadow. If you won't feel bad 'bout that then its okay otherwise forget 'bout her. Or you guys can relocate after getting married. But come to think of it, is it marriage you want with her or Snake in the Monkey Shadow 2? ![]() |
UniKpoli. Serene greenland environment. ![]() |
never heard or read 'bout it. Just saw it on TVC FB page. RadicallyBlunt: |
experience ain't by number of bangers. You can have just a bf & still perform better than those who slept with more than 30. Meself nå dey one wey no get experience kpatakpata like me I dey hustle. No quote me o except you're inexperience. ![]() LuveU2: |
TVC I have been following your BED TIME TALK, please i need your readers to help me out? I’m in deep shit over relationships. My name is Yemisi Babalogun I’m a 33 and met a very handsome man of 45 years old. We’ve been dating for five months now and still haven’t slept together. My problem is that in the beginning of our relationship, he asked how many men I’ve slept with and worried about how he would react, I lied and told him I’d slept with seven men. But after a few months, I could not live with the lie and finally decided to tell him the reason why I still haven’t slept with him yet. I told him I didn’t want to make love because I was scared that he’d lose respect and eventually leave me like all the other men. At this point he asked me again, just how many men were there, to which I replied forty-five. His reply was, “Hmm, one for each of my birthday.” And from that day on, I never heard from him again. I don’t get it , why is it that when men sleep around, they’re studs , yet when women sleep around, they’re sluts ? Why can’t women have their fun too? Should i keep lying to men, better still i don't mind being a single mother, since no man wants to marry me. https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1128347313850345&id=555746311110451&_rdr#1128484043836672 |
you can make them blush with facts. E.g you can tell your baé with flat nose that: 'I like the shape of your nose darling, its unique & cute (if you really think its cute)' than telling her: 'Sweetheart you look pretty, thanks to your beautifully pointed nose'. There's is a way you can even playfully and romantically compliment a lady with a bigger head than mine & she'll not only blush but give you a kiss for your sincerity.... I can go on and on but no time to elucidate. Peace. Medley: |
The 2016 budget which was passed by the National Assembly last week has suffered another setback as the legislature sent highlights without the budget details to President Muhammadu Buhari. The failure of the National Assembly to send the budget details has put President Buhari in a spot and has for now withhold his assent to the bill. A top Federal government source who spoke to selected journalist on the condition of anonymity, disclosed that the President is withholding his assent because he does not know what is contained in the details and what adjustments the National Assembly must have made to the proposal sent to them. LEADERSHIP recalls that the 2016 budget has been marred with controversies since the President presented the budget to a joint session of the National Assembly in December last year. The budget went from allegations of it being missing to the padding scandal that rocked the budget. The 2016 budget has also come under a lot of scrutiny from Nigerians who queried some of the allocations to some ministries and agencies in view of the present economic realities. The source said, “The President has just received the transmission of the Appropriation Bill (2016 Budget) from the National Assembly and is very anxious to sign it into law, but the National Assembly only sent in the highlights without the details of the budget. President Buhari “As result, the President has been handicapped in signing the Bill because he does not know what is contained in the details and what adjustments the National Assembly must have made to the proposal sent to them.” “Although he is anxious to sign the document so that implementation of the provisions could start immediately and ease the tension in the economy and polity, he is afraid he may later discover, when the details are sent, the what is contained therein is not implementable. ” According to the source, President Buhari wished the National Assembly could send in the details speedily so that it could be considered for assent. He also added that Ministers are also eager that the budget be signed so they could start implementing their programmes, but they are unable to push the President to sign what has been transmitted because they also do not know what is contained in the details. “They are particularly worried that the year is gradually aging and the provision of the law in respect of spending the previous year’s budget is not helping matters because of the low capital provision for 2015.” “Because of the low provision made last year for capital expenditure, spending 50% of that provision for the first half of this year will make no impact on provision of infrastructure. He also noted that the Budget Office cannot also work on the Budget for implementation because it is the details, and not the highlights, that they convert into implementable templates for the respective MDAs. This development he contended,confirms speculations that the National Assembly either did not complete work on the budget or are playing politics with the documents which affects the life of both the country and its citizens. “The National Assembly may just have passed the bill to pass the buck to the executive and escape the wrath of the public which was gradually suspecting it of sabotage.” http://leadership.ng/news/513252/2016-budget-suffers-another-major-hitch-pmb-handicapped-sign-document |
It ain't haste but a 'suffer' offer..... So slow & steady ATMC: |
hahahahahaha.... Even with the distinguished colored letter 'f'? bubbllie: |
really? That'll be magnificent. Me & you at a table for two, the beer and the scintillating poem. So 'poemantic' Lets go there.....ATMC: |
Flattery is bad. Its mostly used by guys on low self esteem biatchs just to have a go. Well, as for me I'm straightforward, even if I wan collect I'll still say the fact and I'll be given voluntarily as much as I want. |
Awesome poem for crèche. |
men ain't polygamous. Its the ladies that compete to become no. 2, 3, 4 or 5 wife even when man have no intention of using the 'additional information' pinkiberry: |
Breaking: Fayose declares APC a threat to National Hapiness. |
so after he read more than 30 replies advicing him to seek medical attention, he'll still think its normal right? What if he seek your audience are you gonna make it up to him? He knew it ain't normal that's why he's seeking for advice not your baldardash. Empress2014: |
hope you've cut off junior already? greatness22: |
He don't forking need a gf who can play with such abnormality. He needs advice on how to make it go. Mtcheew. Empress2014: |
revamp industries? Agree. Have you ever heard the words: break even analysis? There're some things we shouldn't dare go into coz the return will be absolute loss perpetually. luxury expenditure your said, and when has buying airplanes for biz become luxury expenditure? Gosh! You don't know what you typed. babym7681: |
how would one marry after seeing post like this? Seriously? The moment you know all men attitude differs that's when you gonna get a good consort. Sha religiously or otherwise marriage ain't compulsory. Inbetween, you can have a rethink after witnessing the way your parents marriage work-out than letting other couples life give ya negative thoughts...... Good luck. INTROVERT: |
it ain't 'bout producing airplanes but 'bout getting the right fiscal policy. babym7681: |
God bless their union. True love can only be found in Long distance relationships.
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don't mind him. He just wanna display his ignorance worldwide. Ibukune: |
Hian! Abeg where is Mrs right? Been on this quest for half a decade now but couldn't find Mrs right. Abi dem never born dem up till now? Chinekè, Abasi, ya Allah I call unto you to helplep me locate that right manny water ![]() |
Why? What/Who are you? Love itself? Humans are insatiable. So don't boost over no-thing. kenonze: |
I concur! At least a lady wrote something relevant & reasonable 'bout relationships. Kudos OP. priscaoge: |
the sky's up nicca^ Naughtysite: |
Wunna sure say Teeneeboo no dey eye dat man post so? Well, still in One Chance. |
Two Communities Pankshin and Langtang in Plateau State, Nigeria decided to organize a drinking competition. One week to the competition Pankshin Community sent a delegate Rotgak to confirm if the competition will still hold. As the delegate Rotgak got there, the people of Langtang brought 50 litres of their strongest burkutu as kola. Rotgak asked if he can test. He was permitted. He finished the whole 50 litres and said; This one is okay, where's the main drink?. The people of Langtang shouted; Are you among the competitors?. Rotgak replied; No, I did not qualify from my own community am just a delegate.
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no body dey claim holy pass. Some threads are just created unnecessarily. Seriously what's gonna be your feat for the answers? Sometimes I wonder what some nairalanders smoked/sniffed/drank before creating a thread. This thread lacks at least a feature of news. *spits & walk out of thread* BoiledHead: |
0.5/10 if you be girl then 1/10 if you be boy. agbonkamen: |
WTF? coz 'he'? Love Machine: |
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I did not say WE will go out. **Haste too dey your body**
my sincere apologies... it's hard to clearly distinguish between the two genders these days.
