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Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Marrying A Girl Your Know A Friend Has Slept With? by Ekakamba: 10:56am On Mar 30, 2016
just imagine the guy came to visit friends in your compound/neighborhood and you overheard him gisting with guys on how he usually dismantle your wife in Kunfu Hostel, with Snake in the Eagle Shadow. If you won't feel bad 'bout that then its okay otherwise forget 'bout her. Or you guys can relocate after getting married. But come to think of it, is it marriage you want with her or Snake in the Monkey Shadow 2? grin
Education › Re: Which University Is The Most Beautiful In Nigeria? (photos) by Ekakamba: 9:34am On Mar 30, 2016
UniKpoli. Serene greenland environment. wink
Romance › Re: I Slept With Just 45 Men & My Man Couldn't Take It. Advise Pls. by Ekakamba(op): 12:01am On Mar 30, 2016
never heard or read 'bout it. Just saw it on TVC FB page.
RadicallyBlunt:
Op this post is stale. Na like 5yr old story be this.
Romance › Re: I Slept With Just 45 Men & My Man Couldn't Take It. Advise Pls. by Ekakamba(op): 11:57pm On Mar 29, 2016
grin experience ain't by number of bangers. You can have just a bf & still perform better than those who slept with more than 30. Meself nå dey one wey no get experience kpatakpata like me I dey hustle. wink No quote me o except you're inexperience. grin
LuveU2:
Where you niggers that like women with xxxperience? Come and vindicate her cheesy
Romance › I Slept With Just 45 Men & My Man Couldn't Take It. Advise Pls. by Ekakamba(op): 11:29pm On Mar 29, 2016
TVC I have been following your BED TIME TALK, please i need your readers to help me out?
I’m in deep shit over relationships. My name is Yemisi Babalogun I’m a 33 and met a very handsome man of 45 years old. We’ve been dating for five months now and still haven’t slept together.
My problem is that in the beginning of our relationship, he asked how many men I’ve slept with and worried about how he would react, I lied and told him I’d slept with seven men.
But after a few months, I could not live with the lie and finally decided to tell him the reason why I still haven’t slept with him yet.
I told him I didn’t want to make love because I was scared that he’d lose respect and eventually leave me like all the other men.
At this point he asked me again, just how many men were there, to which I replied forty-five.
His reply was, “Hmm, one for each of my birthday.” And from that day on, I never heard from him again. I don’t get it , why is it that when men sleep around, they’re studs , yet when women sleep around, they’re sluts ?
Why can’t women have their fun too? Should i keep lying to men, better still i don't mind being a single mother, since no man wants to marry me.




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Romance › Re: The Use of Flattery as a Compliment in a Relationship: healthy,bad or necessary? by Ekakamba: 8:18pm On Mar 29, 2016
you can make them blush with facts. E.g you can tell your baé with flat nose that: 'I like the shape of your nose darling, its unique & cute (if you really think its cute)' than telling her: 'Sweetheart you look pretty, thanks to your beautifully pointed nose'. There's is a way you can even playfully and romantically compliment a lady with a bigger head than mine grin & she'll not only blush but give you a kiss for your sincerity.... I can go on and on but no time to elucidate. Peace.
Medley:
are u trying to say that it's only low self esteem ladies that you can flatter. I have seen dissenting view that most girls feel special when you make them blush
Politics › 2016 Budget Suffers Another Major Hitch, As PMB Handicapped To Sign Document by Ekakamba(op): 7:44pm On Mar 29, 2016
The 2016 budget which was passed by the National Assembly last week has suffered another setback as the legislature sent highlights without the budget details to President Muhammadu Buhari.
The failure of the National Assembly to send the budget details has put President Buhari in a spot and has for now withhold his assent to the bill.
A top Federal government source who spoke to selected journalist on the condition of anonymity, disclosed that the President is withholding his assent because he does not know what is contained in the details and what adjustments the National Assembly must have made to the proposal sent to them.
LEADERSHIP recalls that the 2016 budget has been marred with controversies since the President presented the budget to a joint session of the National Assembly in December last year.
The budget went from allegations of it being missing to the padding scandal that rocked the budget. The 2016 budget has also come under a lot of scrutiny from Nigerians who queried some of the allocations to some ministries and agencies in view of the present economic realities.
The source said, “The President has just received the transmission of the Appropriation Bill (2016 Budget) from the National Assembly and is very anxious to sign it into law, but the National Assembly only sent in the highlights without the details of the budget.
President Buhari
“As result, the President has been handicapped in signing the Bill because he does not know what is contained in the details and what adjustments the National Assembly must have made to the proposal sent to them.”
“Although he is anxious to sign the document so that implementation of the provisions could start immediately and ease the tension in the economy and polity, he is afraid he may later discover, when the details are sent, the what is contained therein is not implementable. ”
According to the source, President Buhari wished the National Assembly could send in the details speedily so that it could be considered for assent.
He also added that Ministers are also eager that the budget be signed so they could start implementing their programmes, but they are unable to push the President to sign what has been transmitted because they also do not know what is contained in the details.
“They are particularly worried that the year is gradually aging and the provision of the law in respect of spending the previous year’s budget is not helping matters because of the low capital provision for 2015.”
“Because of the low provision made last year for capital expenditure, spending 50% of that provision for the first half of this year will make no impact on provision of infrastructure.
He also noted that the Budget Office cannot also work on the Budget for implementation because it is the details, and not the highlights, that they convert into implementable templates for the respective MDAs.
This development he contended,confirms speculations that the National Assembly either did not complete work on the budget or are playing politics with the documents which affects the life of both the country and its citizens.
“The National Assembly may just have passed the bill to pass the buck to the executive and escape the wrath of the public which was gradually suspecting it of sabotage.”





http://leadership.ng/news/513252/2016-budget-suffers-another-major-hitch-pmb-handicapped-sign-document
Romance › Re: We Will Break Up!!!! by Ekakamba: 7:22pm On Mar 29, 2016
It ain't haste but a 'suffer' offer..... So slow & steady cheesy
ATMC:
Calm down. smiley I did not say WE will go out. **Haste too dey your body**
Romance › Re: We Will Break Up!!!! by Ekakamba: 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2016
hahahahahaha.... Even with the distinguished colored letter 'f'?
bubbllie:
Oh embarassed my sincere apologies... it's hard to clearly distinguish between the two genders these days.
Romance › Re: We Will Break Up!!!! by Ekakamba: 7:15pm On Mar 29, 2016
really? That'll be magnificent. Me & you at a table for two, the beer and the scintillating poem. So 'poemantic' wink Lets go there.....
ATMC:
I should buy you a beer smiley
Romance › Re: The Use of Flattery as a Compliment in a Relationship: healthy,bad or necessary? by Ekakamba: 7:07pm On Mar 29, 2016
Flattery is bad. Its mostly used by guys on low self esteem biatchs just to have a go. Well, as for me I'm straightforward, even if I wan collect I'll still say the fact and I'll be given voluntarily as much as I want. grin
Romance › Re: We Will Break Up!!!! by Ekakamba: 6:56pm On Mar 29, 2016
Awesome poem for crèche.
Family › Re: Jealous Wife Attacks Spouse With Bottle On Easter Day by Ekakamba: 5:04pm On Mar 29, 2016
men ain't polygamous. Its the ladies that compete to become no. 2, 3, 4 or 5 wife even when man have no intention of using the 'additional information'
pinkiberry:
good for him. later these guys will come here and be shouting "men are polygamous in nature" may that kind husband no cross My lane ,on how he do am na knife I go use. cheesy
Politics › Re: APC Declares Fayose Threat To National Security by Ekakamba: 9:22pm On Mar 28, 2016
Breaking: Fayose declares APC a threat to National Hapiness. tongue
Health › Re: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by Ekakamba: 5:46pm On Mar 28, 2016
so after he read more than 30 replies advicing him to seek medical attention, he'll still think its normal right? What if he seek your audience are you gonna make it up to him? He knew it ain't normal that's why he's seeking for advice not your baldardash.
Empress2014:
he thinks it's abnormality but it's not, he needs people to encourage him he can live a normal life like other men...stop the crap of he doesn't need a gf that can do that....mtcheeew...your comment can even make him commit suicide bcus u've point it out that it's abnormal.
Health › Re: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by Ekakamba: 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2016
hope you've cut off junior already? grin
greatness22:
.....And Jesus said, "any part of your body that won't take you to heaven, CUT IT OFF"
Health › Re: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by Ekakamba: 4:36pm On Mar 28, 2016
He don't forking need a gf who can play with such abnormality. He needs advice on how to make it go. Mtcheew.
Empress2014:
cheesy It's will be so fun to have a bf like you, playing with your breast in the bedroom, I can imagine how it's gonna feel like
Travel › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Foreign Airlines Raise Fares By 100% by Ekakamba: 3:58pm On Mar 28, 2016
revamp industries? Agree. Have you ever heard the words: break even analysis? There're some things we shouldn't dare go into coz the return will be absolute loss perpetually. luxury expenditure your said, and when has buying airplanes for biz become luxury expenditure? Gosh! You don't know what you typed.
babym7681:
I think its high time we started producing our own air planes. This is 21st century,any form of economic imperialism-cum-monopoly from the European powers should be subdued.
#YesWeCan!




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You should know that this government's Forex and other monetary policies are deliberate efforts to revamp our home industries and discourage luxury expenditure.
Family › Re: My Brother-in-law Beat My Sister This Morning. What Should I Do? by Ekakamba: 2:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
how would one marry after seeing post like this? Seriously? The moment you know all men attitude differs that's when you gonna get a good consort. Sha religiously or otherwise marriage ain't compulsory. Inbetween, you can have a rethink after witnessing the way your parents marriage work-out than letting other couples life give ya negative thoughts...... Good luck.
INTROVERT:
Its quite unfortunate that this happened. I think you need to have a very serious face to face discussion withe man in question her because this is how these things start. I follow your advice on how to act when he come back drunk as that is the best to avoid beating.

Honestly if my hubby should beat me I would expect my brothers to really give him "run".
How will someone marry when one reads and sees all these kinda stories ever day, everywhere. May God help women around the world.
Travel › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Foreign Airlines Raise Fares By 100% by Ekakamba: 2:47pm On Mar 28, 2016
it ain't 'bout producing airplanes but 'bout getting the right fiscal policy.
babym7681:
I think its high time we started producing our own air planes. This is 21st century,any form of economic imperialism-cum-monopoly from the European powers should be subdued.
#YesWeCan!
Events › Re: Dwarf Marries Tall Woman In Style .. Photos by Ekakamba: 12:26pm On Mar 28, 2016
God bless their union. True love can only be found in Long distance relationships. wink

Phones › Re: Apple New Ios 9.3 Update Cause A Disaster To Its User; See How by Ekakamba: 12:20pm On Mar 28, 2016
don't mind him. He just wanna display his ignorance worldwide.
Ibukune:
When u start using Apple, u won't want to use other gadget.
Romance › Re: how hard is it to find Mr right? by Ekakamba: 12:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
Hian! Abeg where is Mrs right? Been on this quest for half a decade now but couldn't find Mrs right. Abi dem never born dem up till now? Chinekè, Abasi, ya Allah I call unto you to helplep me locate that right manny water grin
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by Ekakamba: 11:50am On Mar 28, 2016
Why? What/Who are you? Love itself? Humans are insatiable. So don't boost over no-thing.
kenonze:
Anybody that will have someone like me and still cheat needs psychiatric evaluations
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by Ekakamba: 11:45am On Mar 28, 2016
I concur! At least a lady wrote something relevant & reasonable 'bout relationships. Kudos OP. smiley
priscaoge:
Some ladies may not like this but relationship is all about applying wisdom. If your guy always cheat on you try put these into practice then you see how far it goes. Ladies a man who cheats does not deserve you let alone your tears.

1. Demanding to know about the other woman: You don’t need to know her cos if he cheats on you for her, he will cheat on her for some other women.

2. Forcing him to choose btw you and her: There is no competition here cos if he loves you, he will come after you.

3. Scrolling through his phone: These have cause problem in most relationships. You don’t need to search his phone now, asked yourself “ can you be able to withstand what you will see?”

4. Beating the other woman up: Be mature in this aspect. Love is worth fighting for BUT not physical battle. You pray about it and if nothing happens please! move on with your life.

5. Threatening to leave just to scare him: Doing this may not help matters cos if you have what it takes to keep him and he can’t find it in the other woman he will come back to you.

6. Insulting him: You don’t need to insult him to show how angry you are, doing that makes him feel that you are afraid of losing him.

7. Committing Suicide: Seriously, when you are gone, you are gone! If you take your life cos of a man that does n’t deserve you, you are such a joke! It is hell fire and God will not be happy with you. No man is worth dying for and it is only Christ who die for you and I.

Are you going through heartbreak right now, try and be strong he left you in order to create space for the right man to come in.

Good day...
Fashion › Re: Would You Dress Your Son Like This? by Ekakamba(op): 10:00am On Mar 28, 2016
the sky's up nicca^
Naughtysite:
What's up Nigga ?
Politics › Re: Presidency Counters Tinubu On Kachikwu, Fuel Scarcity by Ekakamba: 8:52am On Mar 28, 2016
Wunna sure say Teeneeboo no dey eye dat man post so? Well, still in One Chance.
Jokes Etc › Where Your Power End, Nå There Another Person Own Start. by Ekakamba(op):
Two Communities Pankshin and
Langtang in Plateau State, Nigeria
decided to organize a drinking competition. One week to the competition Pankshin Community sent a delegate Rotgak to confirm if the competition will still hold. As the delegate Rotgak got there, the people of Langtang brought 50 litres of their strongest burkutu as kola. Rotgak asked if he can test. He was permitted. He finished the whole 50 litres and said; This one is okay, where's the main drink?. The people of Langtang shouted; Are you among the competitors?. Rotgak replied; No, I did not qualify from my own community am just a delegate.

Romance › Re: How Did You Loose Your Virginity? And How Old? by Ekakamba: 11:53pm On Mar 27, 2016
no body dey claim holy pass. Some threads are just created unnecessarily. Seriously what's gonna be your feat for the answers? Sometimes I wonder what some nairalanders smoked/sniffed/drank before creating a thread. This thread lacks at least a feature of news. *spits & walk out of thread*
BoiledHead:
grin grin grin grin

Men and women.

Me: 16 in a brothel

Is not by force to comment. Hypocrites just pass over undecided
Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Picture by Ekakamba: 11:46pm On Mar 27, 2016
0.5/10 if you be girl then 1/10 if you be boy.
agbonkamen:
Pls rate my picture
Romance › Re: Girls Have A Guy Ever Washed Your Panties? by Ekakamba: 11:33pm On Mar 27, 2016
WTF? coz 'he'?
Love Machine:
I can wash bae's undies cos he does the same to me.

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