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Politics › Re: Panama Papers: Folorunsho Coker And Gwandu Listed by Ekakamba: 10:25am On Apr 07, 2016

When will blockheads stop talking 'bout the past? APC was voted to fix the damage and not to complain every forking day 'bout it. For your info I don't support parties but individuals.

olatade:
Any slowpoke who shouts PDP !!! POWER in 2019 thunder fire am. It took PDP 16 solid years to mess up the country. In 10months they now want magic in solving the problems they left behind. Amadioha fire all you.

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Family › Re: Advice: My Father Didn't Train Me In The University,should I Forgive Him? by Ekakamba: 11:40pm On Apr 06, 2016

Your dad is a wicked man! Don't forgive him. I thought I'll see a phrase 'bout the punishment you rendered him but I didn't. So disappointed. Mtcheew. undecided

Family › Re: Advice: My Father Didn't Train Me In The University,should I Forgive Him? by Ekakamba: 11:37pm On Apr 06, 2016

Thanks nicca. Seconded, Thirded & fourthed! There're somethings that adults need not to make public especially on such a faceless site.

Young03:
if i tell u not to forgive him...u will say am wicked

if i tell u to forgive him...u will say o dont know wat u passed tru

guy if u like forgive..if u like dont

cos it wont stop.fuel scarcity

Education › Re: Nigerian Student Of Warwick Suffers Racism (Photo) by Ekakamba: 5:39pm On Apr 06, 2016

The don't think they're superior to us but we show them that, we're way too inferior to 'em. E.g
1. We attend their schools more than the do to ours (if they even try to apply be that).
2. We wait for 'em to dress so we can follow.
3. Travel thousand of miles just to get treated in one of their worst hospital.
4. Rate their entertainment 5stars and ours 0.5 star.
5. Becoming their copycat.
So tell me how can a copycat be at same level or better than the originator? #letsBLAMEourAfricanMentality

mhiz:
Do the whites think they are in any way superior to us. I feel sorry for her sha. #Say no to racism

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost A Job Because Of A Customised Facebook Name by Ekakamba: 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2016

Imagine PMB himself interviewing 'ihatebuhari' cheesy

banme1:
Imagine asking of nairaland username. People like irunobo. Madcow, Hungerbad ,ihatebuhari Etc.

Crime › Re: Police Arrests 15 Kidnappers In Kaduna by Ekakamba: 4:23pm On Apr 06, 2016

Review your sentence and try again.

sirTesco:
Northerners and terrorism be like lecturers and carryover.

Politics › Re: "List Of Nigeria States That Own Flyover" by Ekakamba: 8:53pm On Apr 05, 2016

Poor research.

diana158:
Flyover is a major feature of a developing or developed city. Therefore these are Nigeria states that have started and completed at least one flyover

1. Lagos
2. Kano
3. Rivers
4. Ogun
5. Akwa Ibom
6. Kaduna
7. Delta
8. Oyo
9. Bayelsa
10. Sokoto
11. ondo

Some States with flyover under construction

1. Ekiti
2. Imo
3. Anambra

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Nairaland General › Read & Caption This Piece. by Ekakamba(op): 12:28pm On Apr 05, 2016

I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat.
A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and
unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting at the front. Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved to sit at the back.
Again the drink didn't get to me.I was so furious that I stood up to
take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front,the second lady started distributing from the back.The two ladies were sharing fried turkey.
When they got to the middle where I was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face in my hands... but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I stretched and put my hands inside the bowl... Guess what was in the bowl?
Toothpicks.
Moral: Do not try to position yourself in life, allow God to put you in the right place otherwise you will wrongfully position yourself for toothpicks.

Credits: TVC'N

Politics › Why I Failed To Declare My Wife’s Assets -- Saraki by Ekakamba(op): 11:54pm On Apr 04, 2016

The President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, has reacted to an investigation by PREMIUM TIMES that exposed hidden assets owned by his wife, Toyin Saraki, which he failed to declare to the Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB) as required by Nigerian laws.
At least four assets belonging to the wealthy and famous Saraki family of Nigeria, all tucked away in secret offshore territories, were uncovered by the investigation published by PREMIUM TIMES.
Last September the CCB slammed false asset declaration charges on Mr. Saraki, accusing the Senate President, among other things, of failure to declare his assets in full.
Under the code of conduct law, a public office holder is required to declare his own assets, those of his wife as well as assets in the names of his children below the age of 18.
In response to the PREMIUM TIMES’ story, Mr. Saraki insisted he fully complied with law on asset declaration.
In the response sent in by Yusuph Olaniyonu, his Special Adviser (Media and Publicity), Mr. Saraki said he fully complied with the provisions of the law on declaration of assets by public officers.
The Senate President maintained that he did not fail to declare assets belonging to his wife in secret offshore territories, adding that he, in his different asset declarations, included properties owned individually by himself and his wife.
“The property in question forms part of Dr Saraki’s wife’s family asset,” Mr. Saraki said. “It is public knowledge that Mrs. Saraki comes from a family of independent means and wealth with numerous and varied assets acquired over decades in family estates and investments
“Furthermore, the law only requires a public officer to declare both his own assets and those held by his spouse and his children under 18 years of age. The law does not require a public officer to declare assets held by the spouse’s family.
“It is not expected by the law that a public officer should declare such assets held in the spouse’s family estate. Indeed, the Code of Conduct form does not make provision for declaration of spouse’s family assets,” he stated.
Indeed, Toyin Saraki hails from the rich and famous Ojora family of Lagos. She married Bukola Saraki in 1991.
The hidden properties in offshore territories the Senate President failed to declare were acquired in 2004 and 2011 respectively.
They are not part of the Ojora’s family estate and were not acquired through inheritance.
They are owned by Mrs. Saraki, as shown in the offshore documents obtained by this newspaper.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/201274-panamapapers-why-i-failed-to-declare-my-wifes-assets-saraki.html

Politics › Re: Nassarawa Lawmakers In Free For All Fight by Ekakamba: 11:47pm On Apr 04, 2016

Ignorance!

mandax:
11 local government areas in a state. What are they fighting for?
Only for federal allocations.
Most of the states in the north are too small to be a state.
Yet one state contributes three senators to the NASS.
Nigeria as restructured by Arewa soldiers using land mass as yard stick remains a huge fraud.

Celebrities › Re: Jjc’s Mother Prays For Funke Akindele To Bear Her Grandchildren (Photos) by Ekakamba: 9:24pm On Apr 04, 2016

ActionScript3:
she married by error

anything like this exist?

Politics › Re: We Need To Re-establish The Integrity Of Nigeria- Buhari by Ekakamba: 6:02pm On Apr 04, 2016

can we stop talking 'bout the last 16 forking years and revitalise the mess done in
less than a year & still counting?

Politics › Re: Buhari by Ekakamba: 5:57pm On Apr 04, 2016

nå him you cum create topic like mama dey call pikin?

Romance › Re: Keeping A Long Distance Relationship Alive by Ekakamba: 11:32pm On Apr 02, 2016

Seriously?

EggovinMma:
Or when I noticed he hasn't called me for hours like he use to,I will just naked,,place my phone on the floor and set the timer . Of course spread my legs apart, and send it to his whatsapp.

Believe me, the pings afterwards is legendary!
"Baby I'm harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd he would say.

Romance › Re: Keeping A Long Distance Relationship Alive by Ekakamba: 11:30pm On Apr 02, 2016

Blatant lie tongue

drnairalov:
last i checked it doesnt work...only 5 % chance it does

Investment › Re: Help Me Please by Ekakamba: 1:05pm On Apr 02, 2016*

Cyber Café is kinda obsolete now. Its also seasonal with little or no customers. Its threat is the advent of smartphones with cheap data rate and the affordability of a PC & printer. For the laundry, its cool if one can generate such sum from 3 shops but that depends on the OP location for his business.

jurist21:
What is the need travelling oversea when u will make great returns here with that start up capital.
Your money ur having if I have it myself that will get me 3 laundry shops, which will be giving me continuous return of 250k and above per month.

Or 2 cyber cafes which will be giving me returns of 200k a month.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Let’s Break Nigeria, Amalgamation Erroneous – Methodist Bishop by Ekakamba: 12:55pm On Apr 02, 2016

British experiment.

Fmartin:
The 1914 amalgamation hs really caused a great deal of problm. Middle belt shouldn't hav been allocated to the north.

Muslim nd Christians shouldn't hv been join.

Joining xtians nd Muslim thinkin u want to create good relationship is a waste of time. Its lyk mixing sand with garri. Smh.

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Education › Re: Top 10 Poorest States In Nigeria – See Which Tops The List! by Ekakamba: 12:43pm On Apr 02, 2016

You talked 'bout poorest states and yet you didn't elucidate their Fed. allocation, IGR, expenditures & other relevant portfolios; You just talk 'bout menace causing perpetual mayhem which in 60% of the affected states listed above have been dealt with or is seasonal-like problem (long term interval before another reoccurence eg Plateau State). This is mere shit by someone who's poor in research or at making astute theory. 1/10.

Education › 2016 Nasarawa State Scholarship by Ekakamba(op): 12:25pm On Apr 02, 2016

This is to inform the Nasarawa State INDIGENE Students studying in Higher Institutions of learning, within the Country, that His Excellency, Governor, Umaru Tanko Al-Makura has approved the commencement of the bursary screening exercise for the 2014/2015 academic session.
Interested and qualified Students are to obtain ONLINE APPLICATION
SCRATCH CARD at the cost of FOUR HUNDRED NAIRA (N400.00) at the following designated Banks.
- Skye Bank Branches of Lafia, keffi and Mararraba.
- Unity Bank Akwanga and
- Eco Bank Nasarawa
The obtaining of the ONLINE APPLICATION SCRATCH CARD and filling of the ONLINE APPLICATION FORM shall begin on 04th April 2016 and end on 18th April 2016.
HOW TO APPLY
a. Log onto www.nasarawastatescholarshipboar d.org.ng
b. Click on REGISTER NOW
c. Enter the PIN and the SERIAL Numbers on the scratch card you purchased
d. Attach your passport (140 by 200 size, using JPEG format)
e. Enter required personal and academic details
f. Cross check your information
g. Submit or send completed form and thereafter print a copy for the purpose of screening
h. Attach used scratched card to the printed form for screening.
STUDENTS SHOULD PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:
1. This exercise is for the 2014/2015 academic session which could not be conducted last year because of some exigencies
2. Only students whose admission letters read 2014/2015 are therefore eligible to apply
3. Only 2014/2015 April and November batches of the Nigerian Law School students are eligible to apply
4. Students that benefited previously don’t have to apply again but can only come for screening on defined dates
5. Students whose TA’AL ATM XPLORER CARDS were missing are to pay N1000.00 for new ones since the Government pays only once for a student.
6. The 2015/2016 Bursary exercises shall begin immediately after this exercise.
The Bursary exercise covers the following programmes:
(i) Undergraduate programmes
(ii) Higher National Diploma (HND) programmes
(iii) National Diploma (ND) programmes
(iv) National Certificate of Education (NCE)
(v) Health and technology Programmes
(vi) Nigerian Law School programme
(vii) Nigerian College of Aviation Technology
(viii) Maritime and Seafarers programmes

Romance › Re: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by Ekakamba: 3:27pm On Apr 01, 2016

smh. Kids are very good in stereotyping. Don't go googoo gaga just grab the cone & fill the cream. undecided

Sports › OFFICIAL: Football World In Shock As Messi Agrees €500m Real Madrid Deal. by Ekakamba(op): 1:49am On Apr 01, 2016

Lionel Messi has left Barcelona in turmoil by agreeing to join Real Madrid at the end of the season in a record-breaking five-year deal that will be worth around half a billion euros.
The Argentine forward, winner of five Ballon d'Or awards and considered one of the greatest players of all time, will cost Madrid €250m to buy and approximately the same again in agent fees, commissions and wages.
The move was announced directly before Saturday's Clasico at the Santiago Bernabeu in what appears to have been a deliberate move to destabilise the Liga leaders.
Messi, who joined Barcelona as a 13-year-old, explained that money was the only factor driving his move.
"With Financial Fair Play, Barcelona could not give me what I wanted and deserved," the 28-year-old said at the pre-match press conference.
"I recommended they fund my contract by selling the Camp Nou, but for some reason they valued the club more than me.
"When I learned this, I was heartbroken and our relationship was finished.
"A man of my status should have a 2000-metre long mega-yacht, staffed and powered at all times. Like [Roman] Abramovich. The purchase and operating costs alone demand that I take home €50m per year after tax. Minimum. Is that too much to ask?"
However,Goalcorrespondent Garry McGarry obtained exclusive information hinting at other reasons for the move.
"Gerard Pique kept beating Messi at Fifa," McGarry explained in a series of poorly-worded tweets. "Messi hates to lose and became angered when the club refused to replace Pique's left hand with a pirate's hook.
"That was it for the ‘little dictator’, and he has done the unthinkable."
Sources in Madrid have indicated that Messi has also been offered the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, "when we get it back after Britain leaves the EU", information which was not confirmed or denied by the Messi camp.
In an official statement released by Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo said he was delighted to welcome Messi aboard and that he was "looking forward to receiving his support from the wing".
Barcelona, meanwhile, continue to be beset by financial difficulties but are expected to replace Messi with Leicester City's Jamie Vardy, who will be mentored by Uruguay star Luis Suarez.

Happy April 1st! tongue

Politics › Re: Why I Can Never Trust Anybody In My Life Again by Ekakamba: 9:58pm On Mar 31, 2016

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Politics › Re: Some Facts You May Not Have Heard Of by Ekakamba: 9:56pm On Mar 31, 2016

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Politics › Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Ekakamba: 9:54pm On Mar 31, 2016

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Politics › Re: APC Not Responsible For Current Economic Hardship – Akpabio by Ekakamba: 12:31pm On Mar 31, 2016

This is a grandiose piece from an opposition. Can any APC member say so in a PDP ruling state/senatorial zone? Kudos stateman!

Computers › Re: 6 Most Popular Methods For Cracking Passwords And Their Countermeasures by Ekakamba: 11:12am On Mar 31, 2016

Kudos OP. Educative. 100% Front Page NEWS

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by Ekakamba: 11:01am On Mar 31, 2016

Cadet ASP

menix:
U nko
Yellow fever or u prefer Traffic warden

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Nigerian Police Recruitment Form - All Required Documents - A Must Read! by Ekakamba: 8:35am On Mar 31, 2016

Nå constable go fit you grin

menix:
OP, what of Birth certificate and NYSC certificate??

Can't wait to be a police officer make I dey collect egunje for Nairaland traffic...

Family › Re: Can You Live In A House Built By Your Wife? by Ekakamba: 1:18pm On Mar 30, 2016

you said wife not gf.... Remember I may have a job but still lack the financial capacity to build a house. Some wives are well to do than their husbands so its no crime in such circumstances.

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Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Marrying A Girl Your Know A Friend Has Slept With? by Ekakamba: 1:13pm On Mar 30, 2016

curse? E never reach that one nau!

Signed: Shoakhan

Jadekitana:
There are many girls out there, go date someone else. Be honest, the only reason u wanna date her it's because of the ideas you'v got about her sexually, u just wanna try your luck. Move on!!! Don't attract a curse to your life.

Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Marrying A Girl Your Know A Friend Has Slept With? by Ekakamba: 11:56am On Mar 30, 2016

Probably your friend ditch her, then you approach her & she find it the perfect opportunity for revenge against her ex who don't even give a fork 'bout her. She have no option but to stick with you. You would have know between you & your friend who she loves most if your friend have tried reconciling with her but unfortunately he didn't. Well, I hope she's sincerity inlove with you. All the best.

oganology33:
Does he have a choice?? the choice is mine. and I'm cool with it. She's ma kinda woman. Can't let her go cos of dat.

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Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong In Marrying A Girl Your Know A Friend Has Slept With? by Ekakamba: 11:06am On Mar 30, 2016

one is even a friend? Seriously? Your friend is okay with it? Guy gist me abeg. *grabs a rocky chair*

oganology33:
Don't see any thing wrong in dating or even marrying her. The gal I'm planning 2 get married 2 have dated 2guys dat I knw of. one is even a friend.
2 me, its a gud thing dat I know abt her past relationships 2 a large extent. these guys might b bragging abt hanging her in bed & all dat. Which might not b true.
If she's a wife material, Bro, let something else discourage u and not dat. Don't let go

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