₦airaland Forum

Apologies. On it.

chocolateme:
True .. But do u mind arranging your work dear?

ganie:
NYSC 2016 Batch A Printing of Call-up Letters
This is to notify all prospective corps members that the NYSC 2016 Batch A Deployment and
Printing of Call-up Letters has been rescheduled
to be from 21st April – 27th April, 2016. This is given the adjustment in the NYSC 2016 Batch A time Table. This is to allow the current NYSC Batch A 2015 to have a successful Passing Out Parade which has been scheduled to hold on Thursday 14th April, 2016.
My first post in the city.

shegè! Danburan'uba!

DANO1011:
1. Hausa boys are too cute! With their long, lean bodies and perfect smiles. Good genes all the way.
2. He probably has a nice, soft spoken mother! #noinlawdrama
3. You won't have to worry about bad hair days or not having anything to wear because the hijab is the ultimate fashion statement!
4. You'll know before-hand that your man will marry more wives so you don't have to keep sleepless nights worrying about your husband cheating on you.
5. He loves you so much that he doesn't want any man coming near you especially not that hunky male doctor!
6. He's a man in every sense of the word- hard, fearless& courageous. Unlike other men, you'll never see him cry.
7. His language is a soft-spoken one so even when he is angry, he will never be accused of shouting at you!
8. From childhood he's been trained in the art of self-control and self-restraint so you can be sure he won't have premature ejaculation!
9. Doesn't he sound so cute when he calls you his yarinya?
10. If he dies, he'll get 70 virgins in heaven so unlike other women you know your man's getting a better deal!
So cosmo girl, don't you think it's time to do a little dating without borders?

Up-and-coming actress spotted.

refiner:
...oh goodness!...my crush!

were are my car keys!...op what's d name of d hospital!

you no well

dearsly:
WHO TO BLAME WITH REASONS

1) NAFFDAC,UNICEF,WHO etc
Reason= They should have responded with series of tests to ascertain if the almighty ikeji puna is smelling like fish or expired yoghurt!

2) Linda Herself
Reason= For not capitalizing on this gracious platform (time) to launch the IKEJI VAGINA CLEANSER and give Dr.Iquedo goko cleanser a run for his money.

3) ADD URS!!!

Siena:
[color=Blue]Maybe she doesn't want a child, or a husband. Some people are like that you know. And yeah, that includes some Nigerians.

Besides, one doesn't need to be married to have kids. [/color]

Siena:
[color=Blue]Why is that sad bro?[/color]

cruzita:
ageless beauty,matured in everything including her dressing.u rock

haba? Does it look like I took it personal? Nah, not on SNs man. You're not being realistic except those are your patterns.

tosyne2much:
You don't have to take it personal... Nairaland is not a business organization you know?

you believed that crap? What 'bout your experiences? Similar?

Julietcutie:
tnks for exposing em guys

Your signature though, EPIC!

JohnnyBling:
for wizkid to be featured on drake's song is a real big deal...no be beans

Preposterous

Nnemuka:
Men do not know how to move on especially if they once loved you.
unless you as a lady becomes married, an ex boyfriend has no heart to forget you easily.
women dump men not the other way round.

dem dey

Sweetyie:
What about our 'Malaysia' guys

tenderlaw:
Your own lexicon is worse than that written in the letter. Hide your head in shame.

if nå OPs dey push their thread go FP imagine how many shitty threads go dey make FP per sec.

Irreplaceable48:
Op,what were u thinking of when u pushed dis topic to fp 2wice? U wan take up lecturing job?

As part of its staff expansion plan, the Federal Inland Revenue Services (FIRS) has said that it will recruit about 1,250 persons across the states immediately after the budget has been assented to by the President .

This was disclosed yesterday by the executive chairman of Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), Babatunde Fowler while appearing before the Senate committee on Finance at the National Assembly.

The executive chairman said, “Basically what we are discussing is 2016 budget. And within the budget, we do have provision for recruitment of staff in terms of staff expansion; and in total we are expected to recruit about 1,250 and we have not started and that process will start once the budget have been approved.”

Mr Fowler, however lamented non payment of tax by Nigerians, saying only ten per cent of Nigerians pay their tax.

“We were in Kano, earlier this week and the Emir spoke to all Muslims that payment of tax that is not against Islam. But we have people in different languages with different ideas and as a tax body we have to make sure that we can educate everyone . We have running jingles in all major languages in Igbo, Yoruba Hausa, Pidgin English and once we sensitise the public and you understands what needs to be done, then you can start enforcement or start expecting people to pay tax; that is the media campaign.”

By the grace of God and with your support , we will meet our target. With the economic crunch, the issue is that I can tell you certain information which maybe to start with, the honest truth is that when it comes to payment of VAT less than 10 percent in terms of numbers actually are remitting on VAT. If those people who are benefiting from Nigeria and actually have the love for Nigeria ,they can do the right thing by paying their taxes because in paying taxes ,you are empowering government to provide service. We intend to make sure that we get at least a 90 per cent compliance over the last few months we have added over 362, 000 new tax payers and then our job is just to make sure that we enforce payment”

Dollyak:
Why did she study in polytechnic in the first place? Really curious. This is not something to celebrate i'm sorry. Relatively speaking, the standards of polytechnics anywhere in the world are appalling.

The last paragraph... Epic

chimah3:
Ladies of our generation are lazy pipo!!

No wan do anything useful...just wan chop, clean mouth, dey answer Billionaire wife!

Which one consign me!!

Life z jeje!! Everyone should do what they feel is right...

But I think every lady should have a little dignity and respect for themselves by being useful!!

Btw to open leg, n b dropping children is not the only purpose God wasted time creating you!