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Romance › Re: *GRAPHICS* Ladies Beware Of ........! by Ekakamba(op): 4:53pm On Mar 09, 2016

Cutehector:

her ex now go dey smile like person wey win pool

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Romance › Re: *GRAPHICS* Ladies Beware Of ........! by Ekakamba(op): 4:49pm On Mar 09, 2016

Cutehector:

Ntoooooooooooooorh.

walai you ba? You got my ribs cracking

Romance › *GRAPHICS* Ladies Beware Of ........! by Ekakamba(op): 4:43pm On Mar 09, 2016

Just imagine what this Man turned this pretty woman into?
please ladies, use your power of choice well.
Marry a good man.
The truth is that most of times, the signs are there for you, but you ignore them.
Make your own money and stop being moved by money and gifts.
These things are not proofs that a Man loves you.
Do you know that just one day beating can purge you of all the good things he got You.
Some of You have good men around you, who are willing to worship you. Instead of marrying such men, you allow greed and desperation to put you into the wrong hands.
Marriage is not a do-or-die affair.
Take your time and observe a Man.
Don't just look at his actions, pay attention to his mindset. As a man thinketh, so is he.
Watch his relationship with other females.
Get his angry intentionally and watch his reaction.
Sometimes push him to the wall.
This is very important.
This woman is lucky to even be alive.
Imagine a man beating up a woman during pregnancy.
Such a bastard.
If you die, the man will get another woman.
So you lose on both sides.
I didn't know that dinosaurs are still in existence
Marry a Man not a boy.
There are good men everywhere
Don't be deceived.
It's just that most of them come in seed form.
You have to discover them.
This journey of marriage is a loooooong one.
What is the benefit of rushing into marriage, only to rush out again.
When you find a good man, stick to him.
Abundance of wealth is good, but it won't guarantee you much happiness.
Avoid men that see women as slaves.
If possible build with your man.
Especially a good man.
ITS MY OPINION THO!
You reserve the exclusive right to make your choice, I hope you make the right choice.

Credit: Uzi

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Politics › Re: Reps Take Over Kogi House Of Assembly - by Ekakamba: 4:34pm On Mar 09, 2016

Futbolpredikts:
Interim speaker
Interim governor

Kogi that has nothing to offer... If na rivers den de fight on we go say dem get oil but kogi! Haba

just hope there won't be interim citizens sha

Politics › Re: Reps Take Over Kogi House Of Assembly - by Ekakamba: 4:32pm On Mar 09, 2016

HARDDON:
@bolded, Folice is really our priend!

Nice move Rep, but why seal d complex?

to avoid counter coup cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Sleeping With Her Dog On Her Bed!! by Ekakamba: 2:57pm On Mar 09, 2016

SIRRDIQ:
she help her dog by warming the poor animal

eyah! Poor dog without a soul. Smh

Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Sleeping With Her Dog On Her Bed!! by Ekakamba: 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2016

U2gossip:
One time Winner of most beautiful girl in Nigeria. Miss agbani darego shared a picture of her ,taking a nap with her dog on top of her bed...

agbanidarego "Puppy love"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCiphfgw4gc/

if nå me & bingo lie down wunna for don castigate me finish

Business › Re: In Which Bank Do Customers Waste Time Everyday? (photo) by Ekakamba: 2:42pm On Mar 09, 2016

Godswillnwaoma:
Be sincere in your comments. No ojoro.

Let the comments flow.

walahi its Unity Bank. Why? They always lack network, their staff will pretend by doing that^ in the name of network rectification. Besides no one will know coz I doubt there's any Unity Bank customer on NL. wink

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Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Might Not Have A Child In Life, Pastor Reveals Shocking Prophesie by Ekakamba(op): 2:35pm On Mar 09, 2016

Creamish:
Seems hez tired of having brokeass members..

believe me if Funke threw some thousand naira on him, prophesy go change like chameleon grin

Romance › Re: Best Way To Keep Your Man From Other Ladies by Ekakamba: 1:58pm On Mar 09, 2016

dazzlingIJ:
:-Xnot worth is cos these guyz ain't loyal

and the girls?

Celebrities › Funke Akindele Might Not Have A Child In Life, Pastor Reveals Shocking Prophesie by Ekakamba(op): 1:50pm On Mar 09, 2016

A certain Pastor has issued a sound warning to popular Nollywood actress, Funke Akindele.
The founder of Mountain of Blessing and Miracle Church of Christ, Prophet Dr. Olagorioye Faleyimu; made the revelation.
The popular Lagos based pastor, clearly cautioned that the divorced actress should pray against bareness in her life.
In his own words:-
“Funke Akindele needs to pray hard so as to have a child before she go back to her creator. She will be reeling in blessing and all good things of life. If care is not taken, she won’t have a child before she dies. The entertainment industry in Nigeria should pray that six super stars shall not die this year. They should also be prayerful and rely on God because in finding what they didn’t lose, they may meet their waterloos. The blessing from the devil will keep coming to them but they are going to come with unexpected calamities,” he predicted.
Recall that two years ago, the popular prophet predicted a lot of events which has come to pass including the presidential election which made Muhammadu Buhari, the Nigerian president.

http://www.aitonline.tv/post-funke_akindele_might_not_have_a_child_in_life__pastor_reveals_shocking_prophesies_about_nollywood

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Blast, Says Nigerians Should Stop Referring To Her As Ex-bread-seller by Ekakamba: 1:48pm On Mar 09, 2016

before fa? Wetin she be? Ex-breastseller?

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Politics › Re: Why PMB Got It Wrong With James Ocholi' family "compensation" - CramJones by Ekakamba: 8:40am On Mar 09, 2016

Truth. But even at this automatic employment and scholarship stuffs I still haven't heard nothing 'bout the late minister's driver and aide survivors. Even in death the rich still segregate the poor.

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Nairaland General › Newspapers Headline For Wed., 9 Mar. 2016 by Ekakamba(op): 8:14am On Mar 09, 2016

Infant, 17 Others Die in Lagos Building Collapse
Ese’s Abductor, Yinusa, Arraigned, Remanded in Prison Custody
Ese Oruru: Police Arraign Yunusa Dahiru For Abduction, Illicit Sex
Nigeria’s GDP Slows to 2.11% in Fourth Quarter as Oil Sector Contracts
Nigeria To End Petrol Imports In 18 Months – Kachikwu
South Africa To Help Nigeria In Electricity Generation – Zuma
Nigeria, Switzerland Sign Pact Over Fresh $321m Abacha Loot
The Ocholis For Burial Next Week
N780bn Fine: Why We Penalised MTN – PMB
FG, States Mull Retreat on Alternative to Naira Devaluation
Obasanjo Takes On EFCC
Moody’s Places Nigeria’s Ba3 Rating on Review for Downgrade
Ndume Asks Saraki to Take Second Wife
Buhari Pledges to Protect Women
We were Offered $1m Bribe to Impeach Fayose, Lawmakers Allege
SANDF set to deploy in Nigeria to fight Boko Haram
U.S. may raise shale production over rallying oil prices
BoI takes renewable energy to off-grid community in Anambra
IPOB Alleges of DSS Plan to Eliminate Kanu through Arranged Auto accident
Fulani Herdsmen in Another Bloody Attack in Benue
C-River engages German firm for superhighway, sea port devt
FG Reduces Charges against Orubebe
Group Alleges Discrimination in Federal Appointments, Drags Buhari, Others to Court
Military Repels Fresh Boko Haram Attacks in Pulka, Bitta Towns
Int’l Women’s Day: House Condemns Gender Based Violence, Discrimination
Dambazzau Seeks Regional Collaboration against Trans-border Crimes
LASG shuts 2 companies for tax evasion
Rivers: Bread Scarcity Imminent as Bakers Begin Strike
Tambuwal: Judge Us by What We Achieve in Education
FG splits NNPC into seven units, appoints heads
NiMet predicts less-than-normal rainfall
Buhari reaffirms commitment to women’s rights
FG offers automatic employment, scholarship to late Ocholi’s children
FCTA Commences Road Rehabilitation in Abuja
INEC Approves 44 Groups to Observe FCT Elections
APC NWC Holds Special Session for Late Ocholi
Stakeholders renew call for new refineries, maintenance to curb fuel scarcity
Kogi Governorship Tribunal adjourns till next week
Osun creates 31 new LCDAs, 3 area councils, 2 administrative offices
Students protest decomposed body of woman
Again, EFCC arrests Orosanye, to be arraigned for ‘419’
Power Generation Ramps up to 4,166MW After System Disturbance
EFCC Presents Another Witness against Lamido
Digital Bridge Institute to become Nigeria’s first ICT university
Champions League Review: Real Madrid, Wolfsburg qualify for quarter-finals
Ondo Speaker, Deputy impeached by 18 lawmakers
Those who lost out in Abia re-run planning to wreak havoc – Governor’s CPS
Plateau crisis: Military Taskforce establishes strike force units in flashpoints communities
Dasukigate: Jonathan’s former aide, Okupe denies involvement in arms deal
Reps ask DSS DG to appear within 48 hours over invasion of Ekiti Assembly
Ondo Governorship Poll: Deji asks parties to consider Akure indigene as candidate
We were offered $1million to impeach Fayose – Ekiti House members
Army General dies in fatal auto crash in Yobe
Housemaids, artisans to start paying tax in Lagos
Death toll rises in Lekki Gardens’ building collapse
Group intensifies demand for sack of Education Minister over VCs sack
Bourdex rejects Abia North rerun, urges INEC to withhold certificate of return
NHRC decries high rise of sexual violence on women, calls for ‘special court’
Terry misses training, doubtful for PSG clash
I kidnapped my neice to extort money from my stingy uncle – Suspect
Oshoala obtains work permit ahead of move to Arsenal Ladies

Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello’s Course-Mates Threw Birthday Party In School For Him by Ekakamba: 8:05am On Mar 09, 2016

Nigerians kenan. Only because he's a celebrity.

Events › Re: Woman Pulls Her Dress, Shows Her Panties After Getting High At An Event (Photo) by Ekakamba: 12:05am On Mar 09, 2016

dmostcheerful:
Forming big girl.....
The weed most have come from Oshogbo.....

or from Mr Ojo in Sapele

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Events › Re: Woman Pulls Her Dress, Shows Her Panties After Getting High At An Event (Photo) by Ekakamba: 12:02am On Mar 09, 2016

Hausa people said: gani ba chi ba'né grin

dainformant:
This is why is good for one to curtail what he or she takes when merrymaking so as to coordinate himself/herself publicly...The woman in the picture deemed it fit to unveil her underwear after having a little too much alcohol with her friends at an event...While her friends comported themselves, she doused her highness by nearly going unclad....Big shame....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-what-this-woman-did-in-public-after.html

Career › Re: Female Graduate Is A Taxi Driver In Abuja (photos) by Ekakamba: 10:57pm On Mar 08, 2016

Nairaland - Abuja road

nickxtra:
I know and I have seen a lot female cab or taxi drivers in Abuja, but certainly, this face, I have never seen. Where does she ply?

Politics › Re: Cameroon Takes Over Akwa-Ibom Communities, Hoist Flag by Ekakamba: 8:24pm On Mar 08, 2016

Giant of Africa? Seriously that one nå for paper o

Elosky:
When did the Ant (cameroun) learn to challenge the Elephant (Nigeria)
.
How can Cameroun pepper be threatening the Giant of Africa. Finally There was once a country

Politics › Re: Lere Olayinka Preparing For Arrest & Detention By Buhari's DSS by Ekakamba: 4:56pm On Mar 08, 2016

oatzeal:
Fayose's Aide, Lere Olayinka Getting Prepared For Arrest & Detention By Buhari's DSS
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Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose's media aide, Olalere Olayinka Shared these photos of him this afternoon

captioned :
Getting prepared for possible arrest and detention by Pa Buhari's DSS..

Detention Bag now ready with toiletries and medications.
Henceforth, wherever I go, I go with this bag.
We won't stop talking because it is our democratic rights to talk.
Arrest ooo, detention ooo, court trial ooo, we no dey fear.
‪#‎Dazzol‬.

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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10205847842580163&id=1380833650

funny man

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Nairaland General › Re: Cattle Spotted On BRT Lane In Lagos (Photos) by Ekakamba: 4:18pm On Mar 08, 2016

Oh! I see. Sensible.

OneNigeria1960:
Here in my city, they go through street in the day and major roads at night.

Romance › Re: Yunusa Opens Up: “ese’s Mother Is Aware Of Our Love” by Ekakamba(op): 4:12pm On Mar 08, 2016

chocolateme:
White lie

lol

Romance › Yunusa Opens Up: “ese’s Mother Is Aware Of Our Love” by Ekakamba(op): 4:05pm On Mar 08, 2016

Yunusa Dahiru who has been arraigned for the abduction and rape of Ese Oruru before Justice Hyeladzira Ajiya Nganjiwa of the Federal High Court Yenagoa has broken his silence on the abduction of 14 year-old Ese to Kano.
In a brief interview at the premises of the Court, the 18-year-old Yunusa, who had an air of confidence around him, said he is responsible for Ese’s five months old pregnancy.
While declaring that he has handed over the case to Allah to vindicate him, he said Mrs Rose Oruru, Ese’s mother, was aware of their love relationship.
The brief interview in Pidgin English went thus:
The Sun: Sanu Yunusa
Yunusa: Nagode
The Sun: Why you take the girl go Kano?
Yunusa: She say she love me and she said she go follow me to Kano.
The Sun: Na you give Ese belle?
Yunusa: Na me get the belle. But I hear about the belle from police. Dem say it is five months.
The Sun: Why you no tell the mama and papa say you dey take Ese go Kano?
Yunusa: The Mother know say we dey go Kano. But the Father no no.
The Sun: You dey sleep together for here in Yenagoa or na Kano?
Yunusa: We dey do am here. The Mother know.

http://www.sunnewsonline.ng/yunusa-opens-up-eses-mother-is-aware-of-our-love/

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Nairaland General › Re: Cattle Spotted On BRT Lane In Lagos (Photos) by Ekakamba: 3:56pm On Mar 08, 2016

So you prefer 'em to go thru the road at night? Walahi believe me, its better in broad day light.

OneNigeria1960:
Broad day light??. Chaiiiii, this country is in mess.

Celebrities › Re: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by Ekakamba: 3:50pm On Mar 08, 2016

Cancer of the anus? Damn preposterous.

Phones › Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Stop Using All Internet Cheats ASAP. by Ekakamba: 2:24pm On Mar 08, 2016

With the current economy condition you're preaching 'bout network cheats to surf? C'mon you can do better than that.
Here's the list:
¤corruption
¤homicide
¤adultery
¤fornication (which you may be addicted to) grin

¤hypocrisy
¤etcetera

EBUBS:
Due to the high cost of data/internet in Nigeria, Nigerians are getting so used to the habit of looking for short-cut/awoof, mostly among the students. Inasmuch as using these cheats has advantages, their disadvantages counts more.
1. ITS STEALING: Stealing is defined as the illegal act of taking another person's property without that person's freely-given consent. the truth can be bitter you know but it must be told(lol). That someone is a thief is not only when he carries a gun, illegal means of acquiring services from providers is also stealing.
2. KILLS TIME: since its free you would want to use it really well, at least before the network blocks the cheat (nawao). You've done allot, only to realize that you've not even used up to a gig, (omoh). you then start looking for unimportant and irrelevant things to do online to make sure you use it to the fullest,meanwhile there are important tasks ahead of you. This will eventually lead to more and more procrastination.
3. SLEEPLESS NIGHTS: As per unlimited things you didn't pay for na, you then try to download all the (irrelevant) games and movies you need so badly, but the network disconnects at times so you need to stay awake to make sure you connect back. you then check the time only to realize its 4am (lol) and you either work or lectures to attend to by 7am. (Na only serious coffee go save you). The funniest part is that you'll repeat same things the next day since the internet is faster at night.
4. PORN ADDICTION: You told yourself that you never visit that porn site anymore, but then remebered that you have a veery fast and free internet at you reach. You then tell yourself just one clip, from one you end up spending hours watching porn (how you go take stop). addiction continues since the na awoof internet.
5. A SIN: Exodus 20:15 says ;"You shall not steal". If you think its not a sin when you use cheats tell me how.
The truth is so bitter.....

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Five Questions You Should Ask During An Interview by Ekakamba: 2:17pm On Mar 08, 2016

When the hunter (interviewer) becomes the hunted (interviewee). cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Are Still Single At 43 And Pastor Couldn't Take It Anymore by Ekakamba: 1:14pm On Mar 08, 2016

Nå holy ghost fire

Afrok:
Hehe... if they're pouring all the anointing oil on a man who is single @ 43, what then will they pour on single females @ 35?

Romance › Re: What Do People Mean When They Say They Are "In An Open Relationship"? by Ekakamba: 1:10pm On Mar 08, 2016

open relationship: playing love in public. Close relationship: playing love in private grin

Family › Re: As A Husband, Or Wife, Who Will You Make Your Next Of Kin by Ekakamba: 8:22am On Mar 08, 2016

My first child of course. I can only make my consort next of kin when she's 80years old and above. I guess y'all know why.

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Politics › Re: UNIPORT Lecturers Opt-out Of Rivers Re-run Election Over Wike’s Warning by Ekakamba: 8:05am On Mar 08, 2016

Did he say the truth or lied? grin

vickylala239:
The guy above me hmmmmm

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