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Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Arrives Saudi Arabia Ahead Of Rematch Against Andy Ruiz Jr (Photo by Ekpekus(m): 2:39pm On Nov 24, 2019
legitnow:
THIS MAN IS STILL WAITING FOR U.
I dey tell you.. the punch when Wilder land Ortiz make Ortiz see seven stars..

Looking forward to Wilder vs Joshua
Travel › Re: HORROR As Two Man Boiled Alive In The Car(photos) by Ekpekus(m): 5:12am On Nov 24, 2019
This is not a nice sight or news to hear..
Just imagine their last moments
Education › Re: Babcook Vs OAU Response To Students' Sex Tape by Ekpekus(m): 4:55am On Nov 24, 2019
Better response by OAU..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 5:56pm On Nov 23, 2019
Goal Lacazette
Arsenal 2 Southampton 2
But Arsenal is still a dead club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 5:55pm On Nov 23, 2019
AbuMaryam1:
When we were crying the management say Emery all the way. Oya Emery continue till we get oil. I dont what Louis and sokratis are doing?
Sokratis na rugby player o.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 5:41pm On Nov 23, 2019
fecta:
Arsenal fans Good Ebening
The guy go just dey scratch bear-bear like say na ringworm dey dia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 5:36pm On Nov 23, 2019
Cantonese:
Wenger must go, Wenger must go, Wenger don go, two seasons don dey finish with Emery, yet nothing. Now Mourinho to Totenham, we still dey for story. Until Emery finish the balance of Arsenal before e sack. Even as it is Arsenal under Wenger better pass Arsenal under Emery. Lesson to learn: patience pays. Ojukokoro managers when dey find work follow pursue Wenger. So tay Southampton, Liecester, Sheffield, Watford sef dey beat Arsenal.
True talk.. but this matter tire me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 4:41pm On Nov 23, 2019
This Arsenal team is going nowhere..
No pattern of play, everyone running anyhow, the formation is not to the strength of the team.. Even if we win, na the same thing
I just tire for Unai
Travel › Re: Man Devastated By What He Found Inside The Laptop He Shipped To Kaduna State by Ekpekus(m): 5:12am On Nov 23, 2019
Okokobioko
Nipost don do my guy strong thing..
Laptop haff entered voicemail
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Touches Bobrisky's Chest. Plays With It (Video) by Ekpekus(m): 5:04am On Nov 23, 2019
Okokobioko..
Wetin Aminu nor go see for cow body..
Romance › Re: If U Are Earning 160k As Salary, Pls Don't Marry by Ekpekus(m): 8:18pm On Nov 21, 2019
Hamachi:
If u are earning 160k as salary, pls don't marry. Let's Break it down,
1. you transport to work to and fro.
2. You eat lunch at work.
3. You are to pay house rent, Nepa bills, security and water bills.
4. Food for you and your wife.
5. Laundry and other stuff.
6. airtime , MB and DSTV subscription.
7. Fuel for generator.
8. General house maintenance, buy clothes and undies.
9. You are expected to buy body cream, good relaxer, roll on and other deodorants for your wife.
10. At least 2 dresses per month for her.
11. If she is ILL, hospital bills.
12. Church women association dues and dress.
13. You are expected to render financial obligations to her family and your family.
Yet, You want to marry with 160k? I hope you won't impregnate your wife! May God help us all.
People marry who earn far less.. while the amount earned is important, how it is being spent is key.
So this your theorem nor follow at all
Politics › Re: David Lyon's Speech And English Got People Talking (Video) by Ekpekus(m): 8:14pm On Nov 21, 2019
Okokobioko...
We are in it for this one!!!
Though performance is not associated with Queens English however His demeanor doesn't show confidence..

Make we dey look as e dey go
Family › Re: "Last Born": 5 Things You Can Relate To As The Youngest Child by Ekpekus(m): 8:05am On Nov 21, 2019
dayo229:
There are many stereotypes that come with being the youngest child in the family although not always necessarily true. Considered the 'runt of the litter', the youngest siblings gets away with a lot and are always considered 'the baby of the family'.

Keep reading for things you can relate to if you are the youngest sibling.

1. You get away with more

Every youngest sibling knows that they get away with more than their eldest siblings can imagine. Parents tend to be less strict by the time they have their last child having had parenting experience with the older children. Due to the leniency, youngest siblings are able to push the limits on rules in a way that their older ones couldn't.

2. Scared of getting attacked

More often than not, younger means weaker so there is always that constant fear of being bullied or teased by an older sibling. Whether is is the fear being roughhoused or talked back at, older siblings pose a threat.

3. You're always referred To As "the Baby"

You will always be the baby of the family no matter your age. Whether you're five, 10, 21, or 64, your mother will always introduce you to her friends as "the baby." And, unfortunately, this is usually accompanied by the infamous cheek pinching.

4. Your wardrobe is full of hand-me-downs

Youngest siblings have a wardrobe filled majorly with hand-me-downs from older siblings but the bright side of this is that it teaches you how to make the best with the least.

5. Older siblings always have your back

You may argue often with your older siblings or get into fights with them but when push comes to shove, they got you. They are always there to offer assistance and guidance so that you don't end up making the same mistakes they did.

Source:
https://www.denland.site/2019/11/5-things-you-can-relate-to-as-youngest.html?m=1
Differs from home to home..
Pls add: As the last born dem go send you errands tire..
You go wash dishes and toilet wella
You go still chop beating from your elder ones and you dare not talk back or try to retaliate otherwise e don be for you.
You go collect pocket money from every grin
Finally, double ration of food is guaranteed grin
Sports › Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 5:43pm On Nov 17, 2019
Update score na..
Lesotho 1 Nigeria 2
Sports › Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 5:21pm On Nov 17, 2019
A good free kick from Super Eagles.. more boys
Sports › Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 5:19pm On Nov 17, 2019
Timolanki:
Those viewing should tell us the channel showing it
Bein Sport USA..
Sports › Re: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 5:14pm On Nov 17, 2019
Goal...
Lesotho 1 Nigeria 0
Celebrities › Re: U.K Man Squanders ₦4.6Billion Lotto, Now Working ₦4,000 Per Hour(Pics) by Ekpekus(m): 9:54pm On Nov 16, 2019
YOLO
Now e wee get sense grin
Health › Re: Male Nurse Takes Delivery Of Baby With Cord Around The Neck In Keke Napep (Pics) by Ekpekus(m): 5:59pm On Nov 16, 2019
Dextre:
Good one...my guy go write full delivery note for twitter
Inky the APGAR score nor dey the delivery note.. otherwise na complete delivery note be this grin
Health › Re: Male Nurse Takes Delivery Of Baby With Cord Around The Neck In Keke Napep (Pics) by Ekpekus(m): 5:57pm On Nov 16, 2019
ibnzubair:
He rushed out alongside the doctor on duty...

He delivered the baby singlehandedly...

I'm lost
Exactly my thought..
Funny enough I see the female doctor there...

Kudos to Oyakilome and Rhoda..
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: U23 AFCON (0 - 0) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 8:13pm On Nov 15, 2019
What formation are these boys playing?
What pattern of football is this?

Nigeria team is just too difficult to understand their pattern and formation huh
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Benin: AFCON 2021 Qualifier (2 - 1) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 6:52pm On Nov 13, 2019
okewumi:
And the worst is that AIT linked to NTA. Can't AIT transmit on their own or NBC make it mandatory for all stations to hook up to NTA. All those Indian movies picture quality in early 80s is not as bad as this.

Commentator self is another problem. Commentaries like fare well reading at burial ceremony ;[/b]It end of the match, oh no, the match is ongoing[b]. Nawa for this commentator grin
Rotflmao grin
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Video Of Encounter With White Racist by Ekpekus(m): 12:41pm On Nov 13, 2019
EmagNig:
An American lady has taken to Twitter to share a video of a white racist she had an encounter with over the weekend.

According to the lady, she had done nothing wrong to the man, but he decided to haul racist abuses on her by using the N-word.

She wrote in her post that the only thing she could do for him was to pray for him

See her post:





https://lailasnews.com/lady-shares-video-of-her-encounter-with-white-racist-watch/
The beauty about tweeter.. he was smoked out and his info including name, phone number, work and his own business was plastered all over tweeter he has been fired from his job and voluntarily deleted his LinkedIn account. grin
Travel › Re: Her Canada Dream Cost ₦8.8 Million by Ekpekus(m): 9:41pm On Nov 11, 2019
sweetrie:
How did it cost 8.8million? the maximum amount should be 2million, inclusive of IELTS, Wes, medicals, police report, application fee. The proof of funds is for them to keep and use in settling down.
It's not even up to 1.5Million.. give or take.
Currently 1CAD = # 282
So do the maths
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Manchester City - (3 - 1) On 10th November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 10:03pm On Nov 10, 2019
willian10:
Nothing is sentimental
Stop being bitter
Stop being subjective and be objective..
Watch football without sentiments and you will understand that VAR is ruining the game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Manchester City - (3 - 1) On 10th November 2019 by Ekpekus(m): 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2019
VAR is sentimental and biased..
It is ruining the beautiful game of football..
Sports › Re: Tammy Abraham Equals Marcus Rashford's Season Goal Record by Ekpekus(m): 5:28am On Nov 10, 2019
grin
Okokobioko
Christianity Etc › Re: Church In Abuja Where Pastor Charges N50k To Swim In Miracle Swimming Pool by Ekpekus(m): 12:40am On Nov 10, 2019
amandajeep:
in the end all will be judge, it's not in your hand to do.
Amanda I ain't judging but stating the obvious.. and for your information what is being done is not scriptural.
Politics › Re: Protest as DSS fails to release Sowore by Ekpekus(m): 7:33pm On Nov 09, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Nigeria may go up in flames if the guy dies in DSS custody
Nothing will happen.. dem kpuff Attorney General and elected President for this same country, you dey talk of activist..

By the way, I am not in support of non adherence to rule of law.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast: U23 AFCON (0 - 1) Full Time by Ekpekus(m): 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2019
Ivory coast scores the PK
Ivory Coast 1 Nigeria 0

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