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Family / Re: No Family Planning, No Sex by Ekpes2017: 9:22am On Oct 23, 2022
Sorry to say this, your wife has a valuable point sir though I know how it feels to be denied sex by someone you married. I don't know the amount of kids you're planning to have but I think three is enough considering the country's situation. If you true don't want to do the family planning because of the effect it will have on her then try to see a doctor together. There should be another way for both of you to be having safe Sex without fear of pregnancy.
The fact that you think she's happy denying you the sex is what I don't understand, for her to tell you to go get a condom shows that she's also sex staved. I pray you guys sorts it out as family and continue to enjoy your married as you use to considering the fact that sex refreshes marriage. HAPPY SUNDAY!

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Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 6:34am On Jun 06, 2022
Morning guys, had to complete it because of the people waiting for it. Sorry if it makes you feel otherwise.
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 6:30am On Jun 06, 2022
Contd. (Back to the scene at the NYSC camp)

Prince and I just came into camp one evening. We were passing by the field, when I heard someone scream, ‘Dioxidane!!!’.

shocked Huh? Who knows him

I didn’t recognize the voice immediately so I turned around and saw someone running towards me with bouncing boobs in her white t-shirt and white bumshorts and she jumped on me…

shocked Chisos!!

Me: shocked Esse! Look at you!!!

She held me so tight that I almost suffocated. She had gained weight a little bit but was still as beautiful as ever. I was lost for words. Prince just looked at us, wondering where we knew each other.

Me: Prince, met Esse, my long lost love… Esse, Prince my buddy…

They shook hands and exchanged pleasantries.
We went to my usual spot at the Mammy market, while Prince went to the volley ball court to watch the game going on.

‘Wow, so you were posted to Katsina, I never knew’, Esse said immediately we sat down.

Me: Like you cared undecided

Esse: Why would you say that na, you know I cared about you…

Me: You try well well… Wait o, what happened, why are you serving now? I thought you would have finished serving…

Esse: My dear, it’s a long story… Don’t worry, we have enough time to gist about it… So how is this place? Is it ok?

Me: If it wasn’t, I wouldn’t be here na…

Esse: I applied for relocation, but in case it doesn’t work, lemme prepare my mind for the worst. You stay in the corpers lodge?

Me: Naa, I rented an apartment…

Esse: Thank God, I’ve gotten where I would stay before I travel…

Me: I dey collect rent o…

Esse: Laughs

We continued talking about past events, about school and other stuffs when Prince and Lola (my ‘babe’) came to meet us. I introduced Esse to Lola and it was obvious from Lola’s facial expression that she wasn’t happy with Esse’s presence.

Ladies and jealousy

Prince said Shade was at the clinic so we all went there to meet her.

Esse later saw us off to the gate while Lola remained with her friend at the clinic. She held me like we were a couple while we walked to the gate. She still wore the same fragrance after so many years and I couldn’t help but rekindle my lost feelings for her. She later went back to her hostel after exchanging numbers and promising to call me later that night.

Could it be that I still had feelings for her after so many years? I didn’t understand how I felt. It was so confusing. I thought I was totally over her.

I was now plagued with two choices regarding girls in the camp. Do I continue with Lola, or get back with Esse?
I laid down on my bed with confusing thoughts in my head as to which of them to go for, since both of them were in camp. They were still to spend more than one week in camp and there was no way I could avoid them or avoid going to camp altogether.

I had a call from Lola…

Me: Hello…

Lola: Dear, have you gotten home?

Me: Yes…

Lola: What are you doing?

Me: Lying down…

Lola: Have you eaten?

Me: Yes…

Lola: What did you eat?

Me: Spag…

Lola: This one that you are giving me one liners, are you sure you are fine?

Me: I’m fine…

Lola: Ok o… Goodnight…

Me: Goodnight…

Guys, ladies, whenever someone gives you a response like that you sense there is trouble, right? Exactly! I guess that was what Lola sensed ‘cos she called back almost immediately.

Me: Yeah?

Lola: Dioxidane, what’s happening?

Me: Where?

Lola: Since I saw you this evening, you’ve been acting weird…

Me: I’m sorry, I’ve not just been myself… Don’t worry, I’ll be fine…

Lola: Are you sure?

Me: Yeah…

Lola: Or should I come tomorrow?

Me: shocked You want to come to town?

Lola: I’ll come if you want me to… My roommate got permission to go out today, so I’ll see if they would allow me tomorrow…

Me: Ok, no problem… Lemme know when you are out of camp so that I’ll direct you…

Lola: Alright dear… Sweetdreams…

Me: You too…

So Lola was coming over. ‘I no dey go work tomorrow be that’, I thought. I was still ‘mind-scheduling’ my activities for the next day when Esse called.

We talked at length and she talked about how much she missed me and how she remembered all we shared in the past. She asked if she could come to town the next day and I said NO!

You wan spoil package for me?undecided

She asked if I would be coming to camp and I told her that if I was coming, I’ll let her know.

The next day, I didn’t go to work. I had to prepare for the ‘match’ at hand. Prince called and asked where we would meet before we went to camp and I gave him the gist of what transpired the previous day.

At about 9:30am, when I knew morning parade would have been over, I called Lola to know when she would be coming. Her number didn’t go through. I called several times, it still didn’t go through.
I didn’t have Shade’s number so I called Prince to ask if he’s spoken with her that day and he said he had not…

Ah an… Wetin dey happen

There was usually electricity supply in the camp, and even when it was out, you could always pay to charge your phone or other devices, so I didn’t know why her phone was switched off.

I was still thinking about what to do when Malama Aisha called me…
Me: Hello… undecided

MA: Dioxidane, yaya ne? (How are you?)

Me: Lafiya lau…

MA: Kana ina? (Where are you?)

Me: Ina gidan (I’m at home)

MA: You didn’t go to work today?

Me: I didn’t…

MA: Are you busy now?

Me: I’m kinda busy… Hope no problem?

MA: Not really… I didn’t go to work today, I was thinking if you could come over…

Me: No probs, when I’m through with what I’m doing, I’ll come over…

MA: Ok, I’ll be expecting you…

You seriously wished! undecided I don repent abeg!

Immediately I ended the call, Prince called and told me to open my gate. We didn’t even go in before he began gisting me about what happened….

Prince: Bros, gbege dey o…

Me: shocked Wetin dey happen?

Prince: When you ended the call earlier, Shade called and gave me the news…

Me: Which kyn suspense be this na? What news

Prince: Na Esse and Lola o…

Me: Ehen, talk na wetin happen

Prince: They had a fight in the hostel this morning…

Me: shocked Ukandu!! Because of wetin na

Prince: You of course, who else…

Me: Huh Which kyn talk be that one na…

Prince: You be hero o, wey girls dey fight for your head..

Me: Stop that kyn play abeg… Wait o, dem fight-fight, abi na quarrel-fight?

Prince: They said they quarreled and abused each other, no be fight be that?

Me: Na wa o…

Among the things I don’t understand about women is why they would fight over a guy. I wouldn’t fight another guy because of any woman, so I just didn’t understand why some girls did that. Love? Naa… And to think some guys still do that, when there are more girls than guys on earth? Utterly ridiculous!!

I called Lola when Prince left. Her number didn’t still go through so I decided to call Esse. She narrated what really happened.

She said she went to fetch water that morning from the tap outside the hostel. There were many other girls that came to fetch water too so they kinda formed a long queue. Lola came from nowhere and wanted to jump the queue ’cause Shade was already there at the front. Other girls disagreed with her and it kinda led to an exchange of words between them. The argument became heated and Lola began directing words at Esse. Talk led to talk and they began calling themselves names and nearly fought, before they were finally separated.
I was stunned! So these things still happened in real life. I thought it was only in Nollywood movies it happened. She asked if I went to work and I told her I was at home. She said she got permission to go out of camp and she wanted to visit me. She asked me to send my address to her and I told her not to worry about that. I told her I’ll speak directly to the bike-man when she came out…..

About two hours later, she got to my place. To say I was mesmerized would be an understatement. If it was ‘jazz’ she used, I would say it really did a number on me ’cause immediately I saw her, I was totally smitten. I know it wasn’t ‘jazz’ because the feeling I was experiencing at that moment was the same feeling I experienced when I was in school. That was before she broke my heart.

Did she really break my heart? ‘Walahi’ she did!! I remember thinking about her when I was supposed to be reading, thinking about her while eating, dreaming about her… Even in the examination hall, when I was supposed to be answering questions, I was thinking about her. It was that bad! But after her, no other girl had that power over me. I became ‘heartless’, so there was nothing to break.

But now, with us in my room gisting and reminiscing about the time we spent in the past and the things we shared, I was once again having a ‘heart’ – and it had already began melting for her. I still wonder how that happened…

Talk led to talk and we later straffed. It was not too spectacular, but it made me realize that I still loved and cared for her even after all these years.

I didn’t want to ask her out again, for fear of another rejection.

But she told me she didn’t have a boyfriend, and I really needed someone I could settle down with, someone I could get married to. I knew I didn’t love all the other girls enough to get married to them. I had less than two months to spend in service, so it was paramount to me that I had someone I could get married to.

Some days before they came out of camp, I finally asked her out. And she accepted! Yes! She finally accepted after so many years!
I was overjoyed! ‘I would marry this girl!’, I thought. I decided to stay away from the remaining girls in my life. Zainab? Strike that! Malama Aisha? Strike that! Lola? She even refused to talk to me till she left camp.

The camp finally came to an end. Lola and Shade were relocated to Ogun state. Esse’s relocation didn’t come through and she was even posted to Funtua LGA, which is very far from Katsina LGA. I made arrangements and she got reposted back to Katsina LGA and she stayed with me.

There comes a time in a man’s life when he realizes that life is not all about having fun with girls and playing around. One needs to get matured and responsible so as to be a ‘husband material’ as he looks for a ‘wife material’. It is when you are good that you attract good girls toward yourself (not in all cases though).

I determined within myself to be responsible. No more playing around. No more straffing. I was determined to be faithful and committed to my relationship with Esse. I wasn’t married to her but I treated and respected her like she was. I was determined to marry her immediately I secured a good job.

My service to the country was finally over! It was fun while it lasted. I secured a short contract with one of the telecommunication companies in Katsina, so I stayed back.

It was actually because of Esse I stayed back.

Esse and I continued staying together while she served and I worked…

You know what they say that it isn’t good for a guy and a girl who are not married to stay together? Well, I’ll say it’s very true. One of these things happen. It’s either the guy begins to get tired of the girl, or the girl begins to girl tired of the guy. And when that happens, you begin to see traits that the girl/guy exhibits that you can’t (or wouldn’t want to) manage, and since you are not married, you can easily opt out.
If you were married, and perhaps had children, you would definitely find ways to manage your spouse and make your marriage work. This is my opinion, and I stand to be corrected.

In my case, I began to notice things I was previously blind to because of the love I had for Esse. I noticed she always made sure her phone was locked whenever she dropped it. I didn’t attach too much importance to it ‘cos I respect people privacy and I don’t like anyone prying into my phone and so I didn’t do that to others.

But being a very inquisitive person, one day while she was in the bathroom, I saw her phone on the bed and I had a peek at it. Obviously she forgot to lock it because it was unlocked.

Where is the first place you check on a phone when you are on ‘detective’ mode? Messages, right? That was exactly where I checked first. No messages! All the messages were deleted, both sent and received – including the ones I sent.

Hmmm…

What is the next thing you check? Pictures, right? I checked her pictures and I didn’t find any of my pictures on her phone. I saw pictures of other guys… None of mine! When I occasionally use her pictures as my DP.

Hmmm…

I dropped the phone and kept it back the way she left it.

Red flag 1!

Another thing was the fact that Esse was dirty! It’s quite a unfortunate that most pretty, beautiful, sweet girls you see on the streets, looking so clean and posh in their attires and make-up live in very dirty apartments. I still stand to be corrected.

It’s so annoying that most times, the guys usually don’t know this because the girls usually expect them when they are visiting and they make their rooms or apartments squeaky clean. If you really want to know a girl that’s really clean, try visiting her unannounced. You just might be disappointed.
I’m not a ‘neat freak’. I’m just a person who loves living in a clean environment and I expected that since she was a lady, with all her ‘fine-girl’ things, she would be neater than I am or at least as neat as I was. Unfortunately, she was not!

Red flag 2!

Esse was a spender! Jeez!! Why would one use 4K to cook a pot of soup that would last for, at most, 3 days And we were in the north What if we stayed at PH When I stayed alone, I didn’t spend that much cooking, and I ate well.

Red Flag 3!

Is this what marriage was all about Thank God I had not proposed marriage to her yet!

I tried reasoning with her about these issues, but obviously she wouldn’t have any of it. She argued and nagged whenever I corrected her or told her what she had done was wrong, so I stopped it. I just tolerated her because I knew my time in the North was limited.

Time flew quickly and before I knew it, it was the end of the year. My contract with the company was over. Mumsy had already been bothering me to come back home. I already had my Certificate of Service. That sheet of A4 paper I spent one year of my life to achieve!

So I finally traveled out of Katsina to Lagos together with Esse… To return again? Time will tell…

THE END…

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Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 6:03am On Jun 06, 2022
She stopped rocking and was about reaching for my boxer shorts when I heard a scream from the crowd, ‘Stop!! I’ll pay!’. I looked backwards and saw Esse dashing towards the MC. I don’t know how much she gave him, but she immediately went outside amidst the cheers of everyone.

I picked up my clothes, wore them and went outside.

There is this influence alcohol has over someone – which could be bad at times. It gives you this power, this ‘morale’, to do something you would not do in your right senses. I don’t know if it’s the influence of the alcohol I took that night, but I didn’t seem to be fazed by what had happened. I just felt it was normal.

Of course it wasn’t normal ‘cos when I saw her outside, she was weeping silently. I asked her what was wrong, but she didn’t respond.

Some guys vomit when they take too much alcohol. I don’t. Some guys begin misbehaving when they take too much alcohol. I don’t either. What happens to me is that I get to laugh excessively, I get to possess the morale to do something I wouldn’t normally do, I get to spill out latent romantic lines that even someone who hated me would drool for and yes, my mamba too becomes vicious. I once asked a girl out when I was drunk, and she accepted. I can’t remember what I said to her, but this was someone who swore she would never go out with me – story for another day…
I began spilling out lines to Esse about how much I cared about her, about how I didn’t know what I did would hurt her, about how I wouldn’t hurt her on purpose, bla bla bla, bla bla bla… Before I knew what was happening, we began kissing. We were kissing and smooching for awhile till a heard someone say, ‘Jeez, you guys should get a room…’ In my mind, ‘good idea!’

It was already some minutes to 11pm. We couldn’t possible go back to school that day so she told her friend to get a room for us to crash. He gave her the key to one of his neighbors room who had traveled.

I had my bath first and laid on the bed while she had her bath….

Never underestimate the power of a girl’s handbag. It holds the power to make you or break you…

I was still lying down on the bed gradually drifting into sleep. Esse had spent almost 35minutes in the bathroom. I spent just 3minutes, so I wondered what she was doing in there.

I’ve had baths with girls and even though we spent more time, we were obviously doing other things. Till date I still don’t understand why ladies spend more time in the bathroom than guys. Anyways, that would be a deliberation for another time.

As I was gradually drifting into sleep, I began perceiving a fragrance I was becoming used to. This time though, it was stronger, fresher and smelled sweeter. Obviously she just applied it. #Handbagtinz…
She sat beside me at the head of the bed and began tracing imaginary lines on my face. I opened my eyes and when I saw her, I smiled. She was looking so beautiful and regal in all her glory.

She was putting on a sky blue satin short and a transparent night wear. The sight was too much to bear. My mamba had since been activated and aching for action.

She took her hands down and began massaging my mamba through my boxer shorts while still looking at me.

I brought her face down towards me, and we began kissing gently at first. Before long she began moaning as I began handling her nipples and kissing her passionately.

We were still kissing when I loosened the few strands of rope on her night top and she wriggled out of it. She wasn’t putting on any bra and her boobs were standing as proud as a peacock and her ni*pples looked enlarged and hard as a rock.

After kissing for several minutes, she pushed me back to the bed and knelt between my legs. She drew down my boxer shorts and my mamba sprung forth free.

She gasped when she saw it and before I knew what was happening, she placed my mamba in her mouth.
shocked Chisos!!!

It felt so hot and cold at the same time. I had never felt anything like that before ‘cos that was the first time anyone gave me a BJ.

The feeling was killing! After some minutes, I knew I couldn’t hold on any longer. ‘Shhiiit, I’m cumming’, I screamed. Before she could even react I began spurting loads and loads of cum in her mouth…

I was expecting her to spit it out or something, but I realized she swallowed it all. She even s----d my mamba dry.

shocked shocked shocked

I had watched that ‘move’ in movies, but that was the first time I was experiencing it live.

After s-----g me dry, she came up to me and began kissing me…

shocked Chisos!!

I was tasting my own c*um in her mouth. I had never done that previously either and I thought that was the worst that night till I heard her whisper in my ear, ‘I want you to eat me…’

shocked shocked shocked

I had never done that previously and even when I watched it in movies, I found it irritating.

I had not even finished contemplating if I would go through with it or not when she fell off my body and lay beside me on the bed spreading her legs.

I felt I didn’t have a choice. ‘If she could do it, I could too’, I thought. After all, what a woman can do, a man should be able to do better.

I went between her thighs and pulled down her shorts. Jeez!!! Her pu*ssy was looking so cleanly appealing and inviting.

I wasted no time in going down on her. I recalled all the moves I watched in movies and I was glad it paid off, ‘cos before long, she began moaning intensely and wiggling her a$s.

After several minutes of s-----g and licking her pussy, I inserted my finger in her. I began finger fvcking her while still s-----g. All the while her moaning intensified.
Before I knew what was happening, her wiggling and moaning increased and she arched her back while she clamped my face between her legs which made my face immobile for some seconds. Streams of juice began pouring down her legs.

She later released my head and I laid down beside her. She was spent! After a while, we began kissing and she started gently rubbing her hand up and down my mamba.

‘I don’t have condoms’, I said. ‘I’ve got some in my bag,” she replied and she got up and got condoms from her bag. #Handbagtinz

She tore up one and condomized my mamba and she s-------d me. She slowly guided my mamba in her pu*ssy and began straffing me, slowly at first.

I had only previously straffed in the missionary position. I only fantasized about straffing with a girl on me. This was another first for me.

She increased her pace and before long, we synchronized our movements.

Since this was a night of firsts, and she was willing, I decided to try out another one of my fantasies. I raised her off me and positioned her, straffing her in the doggy position.

Esse was squealing and screaming so loudly that if not from the music and noise from the party that went on till the early hours of the morning, people would have definitely heard us.

We straffed like no mans business. After several minutes of straffing in different positions, we both came simultaneously. We straffed one more time that night before we finally relaxed.

Before we slept, I told her ‘I Love You baby’ and she said, ‘Me too’……….

Let’s ponder over this guys, ladies… When a guy/girl tells his/her boy/girl friend ‘I Love You’, what should be the normal response? ‘I Love You too’, right?

But what happens when the response is ‘Me too’ or ‘Same here’?

From my experience over the years, I’ll say it’s either of the following…
Lets use the boy as saying ‘I Love You’ and the girl as responding ‘Same here’ or ‘Me too’ as a case study.

It’s either she doesn’t want someone close to know that the person on the other side of the line that she is speaking to is her boyfriend or she is not really interested in the guy or she has other guys (maga ish). I stand to be corrected though.

I told Esse ‘I Love You’ and she replied, ‘Me too’.

That night, I didn’t attach any importance to her response. After all, we just straffed made love, so my brain was still on cloud nine.

While still lying down, I still had it in my mind to ‘officially’ ask her out.

Who send me sef undecided

The next day, we met in the evening as usual after reading. I finally mustered up the boldness to ask her out! And she agreed? I wished!!

She began telling me ‘super-stories’ about how cultists are disturbing her and how she doesn’t want to put my life in danger bla bla bla, bla bla bla…

shocked See me see trouble o…

To think I was actually in love with this girl and she’s telling me this trash I thought it was a joke, so I decided to ask her another time.

The next day, I didn’t ask her. We just had our normal kissing/smooching/cuddling.

The next day, I asked her again. She gave me the same B.S. To say I was hurt was an understatement.

If only I knew then what I know now… Friends with benefit rocks!

I began avoiding her. She noticed and she asked me about it. I told her if I couldn’t be ‘exclusive’ with her, I’ll rather be alone…

shocked Can you imagine!!! Iffa hear say I try am now!

After ignoring each other for a few weeks, we began seeing each other once more. She invited me to her friends place and we straffed again.

After awhile, we got closer again and I thought her mind had been made up to be with me. I decided to pop the question again. Same negative response!

The whole ignoring ish started again till we completed our exams and went on hols….

We resumed 200L and pharmacy students went to their own faculty in another campus and we moved off campus to different parts of town…

We rarely saw each other because of our hectic schedules and after a while when I met my girlfriend we totally stopped talking.

The last time I saw her was on a bike when she called me and waved about 3years ago till I saw her in camp that day………
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 5:46am On Jun 06, 2022
I looked up at her for seconds and concentrated back on my book. Since she noticed I didn’t make any statement, she began banging the desk, requesting that I get up from her seat.

shocked You bring chair come from your papa house

I still didn’t make any statement. She was making so much noise that it drew the attention of other students.

shocked See season film

There is this intermolecular force that attracts students to these kind of scenes. Before I knew what was happening, students were milling around trying to get a glimpse of what was going on.

Some girls thrive on such attention. She saw I was still calm. I guess that was not the reaction she wanted from me, so she grabbed my shirt.

shocked Huh shocked

I was already provoked with all her theatricals. But her latest action threw my patience off the edge. In rage, I stood up abruptly and raised up my hand to slap her! Immediately I heard my mum’s voice, ‘Dioxidane, please don’t!’.

I don’t know if it’s the voice I heard or something else, but I know my hand got stuck in the air. I was breathing heavily now, ‘cos I was enraged and trying to contain it.

I brought down my hand, took off her hand, packed my books and left the hall with all eyes trailing me……

Of course, such news travels like wild fire. In just those few minutes I starred in that ‘movie’, I went from being the ‘Anonymous guy’ to ‘That guy wey Esse wan beat’ or ‘That guy wey Esse jack im shirt’. Esse was already popular, so her actions acted as a catalyst in making me popular.

I also got positive ‘reviews’. Some said I was a ‘man’ since I had the ability to restrain myself.

Rumors started spreading around that I was a cultist. Some were saying I would organize guys to beat up Esse.

I don’t know if it’s what she heard about me or that she felt remorse for what she did, but I noticed she started acting friendly towards me. She smiled when she saw me, but me on the other hand, didn’t give a d--n about her.

My friend and I were talking in class one day while waiting for a lecturer when Esse came and told my friend to please excuse her that she wanted to talk to me. I told him to sit where he was, but a shy guy that he was, he couldn’t refuse the request of a pretty lady, so he got up and left.

Me: Or is this one of the seats you brought from your father’s house? undecided

Esse: Dioxidane please…

Me: Oh, so you now know my name…

Esse: Dioxidane please don’t make this more difficult than it already is for me… I’m really sorry about what happened that day, I didn’t know what came over me…

Me: I’ve heard… undecided

Esse: Does that mean I’m forgiven?

Me: Seriously You expect me to forgive you after embarrassing me in the presence of everyone, right? You feel just because you are bla bla bla and bla bla bla that gives you the right to do that? Lemme tell you, you are nothing compared to babes I’ve dealt with and bla bla bla…

I didn’t know where I got all the words that were coming from my mouth, but I knew I was giving her the tongue-lashing of her life. I looked into her eyes and realized that tears were already gathering in it. The tears began dropping gradually and she started sobbing. I stopped the tongue lashing….

So you no even get mind before undecided

Me: Why are you crying now?

Esse: Still sobbing

Me: Stop this, people are beginning to notice…

I offered her my handkerchief and she used it to wipe her tears. After calming down, I asked her why she was crying and she told me no one had ever talk to her the way I did

Na you know undecided

I told her I had nothing to lose, so I had to express my feelings, especially after what she did to me. She apologized profusely and I finally accepted.

The lecturer finally came and we sat together throughout the lectures for that day……

The next morning, I woke up rehearsing the lines I was going to use in asking Esse out. I had never rehearsed lines before, but I just had to ‘cos I had previous fidgeted when I wanted to ask her out which led to my postponing it several times. Today, this must happen!

I saw Esse in school that day and she informed me of a birthday party I was to accompany her to that evening.

Ah an, so we no go meet for our private spot today… cry

Evening came and I accompanied her to the birthday party. There were so many side attractions. The one that nearly caused a raucous was the devils basket.
A lady was called out and told to point any guy out. She pointed me out. She was to pick a piece of paper from the basket and carry out the instructions on the paper. Anyone who refused to comply would drop 5K.

In my mind I was praying that it should be that she would have to kiss me or give me a BJ since she was quite pretty. I was excited that it could be anyone of the two.

Esse was visibly angry, but she didn’t voice it out.

The lady read the content of the paper and it was, ‘Strip your partner na*ked!’.

** shocked Huh Like Seriously Only stripping, no BJ

I didn’t have up to 5K on me. I had about 3K. I noticed Esse was not happy about this. Since I didn’t have the money, and it’s not like I had a bad physic, I surrendered my myself.

I just stood like a statue. The lady began gyrating to the music while unbuttoning my shirt. She completely unbuttoned it and sensually pulled it off me. I was left with my singlet. She was still gyrating while taking it off also.

My mamba couldn’t bear such sights and teasing. It was already being activated. She took off the singlet amidst cheers from the crowd. I looked towards Esse and realized she was really infuriated now.

She began slowly unbuckling my belt. She did this slowly while caressing my already activated mamba. It was obvious that it was already rockhard. She slowly pulled down my jean trousers after which she began gyrating and rocking me.
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 5:38am On Jun 06, 2022
Continuation........

Flash back

It was my second semester in the University. I was determined to graduate with good grades, so I always attended classes and was diligent with my studies. I didn’t have time for girls.

I was also kinda anonymous. It was 100L so all students of the Faculty of Science usually had their lectures together ‘cos we all offered same courses.

We were also many. That made some annoying students that stayed in the school hostel come to class as early as 5am to ‘book’ the front seats of the hall, especially when we had a class by 8am or 9am.

It was the beginning of second semester, so while I still remained anonymous, some other guys and ladies had already defined their identities in their respective departments and the faculty as a whole.

We already knew the handsome guys, the pretty chicks, the brains, the brawns, the jerks, the jocks, the ‘cashy’, the cashless, the cultists, the skinny, the chubby, the macho e.t.c

Virtually everyone had an identity, except of course, myself and few others like me. I was an unknown, anonymous, a ‘jew’.

There was a particular course, MTH 112, which had to do with Differentiation and Integration (Further Mathematics) which I didn’t understand previously ‘cos I had always detested mathematics. But I realized that the lecturer taking the course took it in such a way that everyone could easily understand it. He usually said he doesn’t lecture, but he teaches. I usually made it a duty to always be at the front seat when he taught so as to grasp every word coming from his mouth.

That morning, we had the class by 8am so I asked a friend who stayed in the school hostel to ‘book’ a ‘front page’ seat for me. Unknown to me, the seat was already booked by a ‘mod’ in one of the departments in the faculty.

It was 7:30am. I had already sat in the previously booked space trying to glance through my notes. A lady was sitting beside me on my left. We previously had an argument on who booked the seat first. My friend said he did first and she said her friend did first. Since it was my friend and I against her, the odds were in our favor and so I sat.

It was some minutes to 8am. The lecturer had still not arrived. I was still glancing through my notes when I realized someone was standing before me. She was asking her friend, ‘Who is this imp seating on my seat?’, eyeing me from head to toe.

I looked up and saw who it was. It was Esse. Among all the ladies in the faculty, Esse was popular and was at least among the first five when it came to beauty. She was about 5.8” tall and with what I call onshore and offshore dichotomy. Where onshore refers to the ‘frontside’ and offshore refers to the backside. This babe was just too complete. All guys were drooling over her. Everyone (excluding me of course) including some lecturers wanted to go out with Esse. I didn’t know if she was dating anyone. Here she was calling me an imp….
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 11:33am On Apr 26, 2022
Gunboysavage:
Today is my birthday grin 220 Speeding on the highway.
It's all Gas and no brakes to the club......




Happy birthday Man!!
Wish you all the best in life bro..
Have fun!!shockedgrinsadcool
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 2:07am On Apr 26, 2022
Gunboysavage:
Olorun! I suppose drop my account number for here cheesy grin grin


Lol alaye keep the good working going.shocked:
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 9:14pm On Apr 24, 2022
Dioxidine, you just raise our hopes.
Fanta and Popcorn wey I buy don finish still I no see any update from you. Hope you're good though.
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 11:44am On Apr 24, 2022
Malama don dey catch feelings ooh shocked
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 9:30am On Apr 23, 2022
My man, you're really good. Hope that Zainab matayas no land you for trouble abi?. shocked cheesy

Well I don but fanta and Popcorn dey wait for another update.
sad undecidedcool

NYSC / Re: My Experience At The NYSC Camp, Yikpata, Kwara State by Ekpes2017: 8:09am On Apr 20, 2022
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NYSC / Re: Why Do Some Male Corpers Sleep With Their Female Students? by Ekpes2017: 9:08pm On Apr 19, 2022
Beebah2000:
I am very sure. Wetin happen?

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Romance / Re: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by Ekpes2017: 8:48pm On Apr 19, 2022
Laturuturu:
A girl forming hard to get for me for a whole year. Gbam my friend came from America for his wedding
Met this girl ..she knew the guy is in town for trade things still she agree to bang him
I left her relocated , after three years we met again at shoprite
She is now a single mum of a beautiful baby boy. I like the boy instantly
We got talking , she visited me with her boy. I fuxk till I tire though the totorus is wide but worth it. She asked me what's my plan for this relationship. I was like relationship
I kept mute ,I said we are jus getting to know each other again.
I drop her off Monday morning at her place of work the son stayed with me for five days she didn't show up. She showed up Friday evening to spend weekend but this time she is on.
I jus let her be till Sunday when she was about to go. She gave me mad BJ
Gave her 50k
Stopped picking her calls.







lol after the place don wide she still dey ask you that kind of question. Though for her to ask you that kind of question she must have been feeling you
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 8:41pm On Apr 19, 2022
Gunboysavage:
Episode 7

Normally while going to Anthonia’s place, I don’t knock on her gate. I just call her when I arrive and she opens the gate. That was the usual. Since it was already late that night, before I even got to her gate, I’ve already begun calling her. She didn’t pick. I thought to myself that maybe she was already at the gate that’s why she didn’t pick. I got to the gate and realized it was still locked. ** :oAh an! Wetin dey happen** I called her again and she didn’t pick. I called more than 30 times, she still didn’t pick. ** shocked Chisos shocked** At that point I was beginning to get scared. So many thoughts were running through my head ‘Is she asleep already or what’ ‘Is she doing this on purpose’ ‘What would I do if she opens the gate?’ ‘Wait o, what if she doesn’t open it, what do I do’ **I don enter am today** I tried knocking the gate. No response. I still tried calling again and that silly girl that works with MTN told me her number was not reachable and that I should try again later. **What Nonsense!!! A number that has been ringing since** I tried the number again. The same thing. **Please tell me this isn’t happening** I began making contingency plans.

Meanwhile, I saw some Almajiri boys lurking around the neighborhood. **Chai, e don be for me today!!!** I had never stayed out late in the night. I recalled the advice I had been given about staying out late in the night. ‘Who send me sef’ ‘Na woman don put me for wahala so o!’ ‘I don die today!’ ‘Nobody even knows where I am’ ‘If anything happens to me, no one would even know where to look’ ‘Chai, who send me’ ‘My Father, My God, if you know you really love me, me save me this night!’

I decided to brace myself and face whatever came at me that night. I decided that before I get killed (if I get killed), I must take more than two persons with me when going to meet baba! The time was already some minutes to 12am. Her neighborhood was in the interior so I didn’t expect to see any bike, but I was wishing or hoping that if I could get to the main road (unharmed), perhaps I could get a bike to take me home.

You know that move Jim Carey did in Bruce Almighty when he inflated his chest before he went to meet those bad guys after which he made a monkey come out of one of the guys a$s? Yeah, I did that move. I’m tall and well built but I knew that was not enough if I really didn’t want anything to happen to me. I had to act the part. So pushed out my chest and started walking like The Rock. While walking to the bus stop, I saw some of them lurking in the dark, while some were walking ahead of me and they were giving themselves whistling signals. I already set my key on ‘stabbing mode’. The first person that got to me would have gotten a stab on the eye with my key! I don’t know if it was the way I walked or divine intervention, but till I got to the bus stop none of them approached me. **Phweww! Phase 1 complete!** **Moving on to phase 2**

Now how do I get home? The time was already past 12am. There were very few bikes on the road. That was my first experience of the late night life in Katsina. There were street lights everywhere so visibility was ok. I began walking home. I had to recall all the marching lessons I received while in camp. I saw some late night traders and some Almajiris still walking around **those boys no dey sleep**. After ‘quick marching’ for more than an hour, I got home. **Chai, thank God o shocked **. I went straight to the bathroom, had a cold bath and went straight to the bed, na*ked. I was still pondering over what had happened and contemplating on what to do when I slept off…

I woke up the next day feeling more confused than ever. I called my boss and told him I wasn’t feeling too well, so I couldn’t be at work. It was friday anyways and that day in the north was usually a day of worship so there was usually little or no work to do.

I checked my phone and saw 12 missed calls. From who? Yeah, you guessed right. I wonder why she was calling me now. What if something happened to me last night What would people have said? ‘Ehn, na babe he find go’, that’s if they eventually found out where I went. Why didn’t I just stay at home

**Anyway sha, thank God for my life.**

She called once more and I refused to pick the call.

After some minutes, I got a text message on my phone. It was from Tonia.

“Hi darling, I’m so sorry about what happened. I took some drugs last night that was why I slept off. I saw your missed calls late in the night and I tried calling you back. Please, I didn’t do it on purpose. Please pick my call.”

In my mind, ‘your fada!! Can you imagine’ She called again and I switched off my phone.

I tried analyzing the relationships in my life. My girlfriend in Lagos? Traveled out of the country. ** cry ** Zee? She dey vex for me ** cry ** Chisom? Naa, I’ll pass… (Wait o, she never call me since o). Tonia? SMH… I would have died because of Tonia yesterday, thanks…

I tried calling Zee again but she still refused to talk to me. I sent her series of messages apologizing for what happened and professing love for her. **For where She still no gree** I decided to take a break from girls for a while, perhaps that would help me.

Later in the evening I went to Zainab’s place for lessons with her brother.

Salim: Good evening sir…

Me: Salim, how are you?

Salim: Fine sir…

Me: How’s your sister?

Salim: It’s like she’s not feeling too fine…

Me: Where is she?

Salim: She’s inside…

Me: Please tell her I want to see her…

Salim: Ok…

He went in and came back…

Salim: Sir, she said she’s sleeping…

Me: She said she’s sleeping or she’s really sleeping?

Salim: That’s what she said…

Me: Ok… Let’s continue…

Throughout the duration of the lesson, I just couldn’t concentrate. I just gave Salim numerous questions to solve while I was composing messages to Zee.

She didn’t bother replying. I told her I wanted to see her. No response.

**I quit!!! cry **

I decided if she didn’t want to see me anymore, so be it.

Before going back home, I went to visit some friends (male friends o). We later went to the bar. As I got home, I was bored and lonely. I called some female friends and we gisted, but I was still bored. I was still pondering what to do when a thought ran through my head, ‘Anthonia’.

** shocked Huh!!! If I hear**

I woke up the next day feeling strong and refreshed. Another weekend was here again. I had to do my laundry and clean up my apartment.

I got a call from Zainab’s mum telling me not to come for lessons that day ‘cos they were going out.

** cool Yeah!! cool**

I still had not heard from Zainab. I talked to Anthonia and she apologized profusely. I forgave her and told her I was going to visit her later in the day.

I was through with cleaning my apartment and was doing my laundry in the bathroom when I heard someone knocking on the gate.

** undecided Who could that be? undecided **

To be continued


My man you dey always give me joy with your write up. Abeg no take much time time before you go update us, so the story go dey flow well.
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 3:46pm On Apr 14, 2022
Op why you just forget about your thread, If at first you knew you wasn't gonna keep the thread alive you shouldn't have started it naw. A
Sha come back and continue what you started.
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 4:05pm On Apr 05, 2022
Nice story man.... Lol Zainab wan collect your black mamba ... Lol
Romance / Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Ekpes2017: 3:01pm On Apr 04, 2022
Dioxidine, we are waiting ooh...
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Ekpes2017: 3:06pm On Mar 28, 2022
Oyin you no later talk about Fireburn wey later turn Local Government Chairman!...

Just a reminder....

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Romance / Re: How Do People Cope With Morning Sex Before Work? by Ekpes2017: 2:53pm On Mar 26, 2022
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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Ekpes2017: 1:42pm On Mar 26, 2022
Esther was the one that went to OYIN'S base to carry IFEOMA home just like that. Why the hell will she do that? How did she get to know that IFEOMA was with Oyin in their base.



The people that shot IFEOMA have been at Enugu ever since Esther and Oyin started their love parol and they never for once shot Esther never !!!!!! Imagine someone that use to carry 400 for Oyin still they left her without a single scratch! And they had the guts to kill the innocent girl that Loved her man so much that she was blind to understand the denger she was getting herself into.

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Ekpes2017: 8:05am On Mar 26, 2022
Mehn......... I feel so sad about the death of IFEOMA. She had a promising carrier plus a bright future, imagine a girl with a CGPA of 4point. Oy you were supposed to protect her. I was thinking you'll tell her to leave before the HIT started but you chose to take her to Esther's place for safety thinking she'll be safe with someone that Loves you with all her all.


Something tells me that Esther is somehow involved with her killing. It's disheartening tbh.

May her lovely soul rest in perfect peace �️

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Ekpes2017: 11:15pm On Mar 23, 2022
Happy birthday Oyin, I wish you all the best in life bro!! Thanks for sharing your story.
Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Ekpes2017: 12:57pm On Mar 18, 2022
emnite:
Guy update na haba we don leave work dey Chech updates yet no show nawaooo

Bro calm down make your blood no dey hot lol, he'll probably do that when he's free. who knows if he has other engagements so take a chill pill �

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Romance / Re: My Story. Sexlife,cultlife And All. by Ekpes2017: 12:49am On Mar 13, 2022
Wow, you really went through a lot OY.
Funny enough I never knew cultism existed throughout my years in school.
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Op it's 1-1 fa
Romance / Re: What's Your Most Favourite Song Ever? by Ekpes2017: 12:11pm On Jan 24, 2021
One one billion by onyema

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Romance / Re: Guys Why Will Ladies Suck Your d!ck And You Refuse To Lick Their v@gina by Ekpes2017: 5:36am On Jan 05, 2021
HolySword:
This is to remind 'Christians' that fornication is a sin

-- HolySword --


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Romance / Re: Why Some Ladies Have Unequal Breast by Ekpes2017: 9:51am On Dec 10, 2020
Queenserah26:
grin

Lol... Amebo, you go like bad thing �
Romance / Re: Why Some Ladies Have Unequal Breast by Ekpes2017: 2:59pm On Dec 09, 2020
hashtagged:
Same way guys have unequal balls

Lol.. OG calm down, my balls are equal biko

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