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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by Ekponoimo(m): 8:10pm On Jun 26, 2018
1-1 MBOK NAIJA FOREVER WAKANDA OOOOOOOOO shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by Ekponoimo(m): 8:08pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by Ekponoimo(m): 8:08pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Events / Re: Adorable Pictures From My Sister's Wedding Ceremony In Akwa Ibom by Ekponoimo(m): 1:42pm On Jun 03, 2018
she is my sister ooo, congrats jeslyn x t-brown smiley wink

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Phones / Re: Glo Introduces 4x recharge bonus for subscribers by Ekponoimo(m): 11:58am On May 11, 2018
nice one Clean Slightly Used Infinix Zero 4 32 GB 45k
Sports / Re: Russia 2018 World Cup: Meet The 32 Qualified Teams by Ekponoimo(m): 4:14pm On Nov 16, 2017
shocked shocked shocked shocked UP EAGLES
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Housemaid Kidnapped, Drugged & Raped For 5 Days By 2 Men In Lagos by Ekponoimo(m): 4:02pm On Nov 16, 2017
robert555:
Wickedness
HWFR FOR THE TRAINING DO U ALSO OFFER TUTORIALS ON ILLUSTRATOR ADOBE
Romance / Re: Advice Needed.. Should I Quit Or Remain In This Kind Of Relationship by Ekponoimo(m): 10:54pm On Nov 14, 2017
grin grin grin

shimmer1:
So because she is fine, you really think she might not be a thief. What of if she is a klepto! Huh! Okay. I feel you should do away with that girl. Look before you leap. She may not even be a virgin sef. What kind of stupid test is that? undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: 2face On Set With Susan Peters, Juliet Ibrahim, Gbenro Ajibade And Others (Photo by Ekponoimo(m): 11:21am On Oct 17, 2017
dell laptop for sell 5gb ram 500ghd 2.8ghtz processor .. interested buyer should message on whatsapp 09056874027 pls this is no scam only serious buyer thanks
Politics / Re: Senate Summons Baru & Shell Over Revocation, Re-award Of OML 13 by Ekponoimo(m): 11:19am On Oct 17, 2017
dell laptop for sell 5gb ram 500ghd 2.8ghtz processor .. interested buyer should message on whatsapp 09056874027 pls this is no scam only serious buyer thanks
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Marvis Looks Gorgeous In New Photos by Ekponoimo(m): 11:16am On Oct 17, 2017
dell laptop for sell 5gb ram 500ghd 2.8ghtz processor .. interested buyer should message on whatsapp 09056874027 pls this is no scam only serious buyer thanks
Family / Re: Benue Flood Victim Delivered Of Triplets (Photos) by Ekponoimo(m): 11:11am On Oct 17, 2017
dell laptop for sell 5gb ram 500ghd 2.8ghtz processor .. interested buyer should message on whatsapp 09056874027 pls this is no scam only serious buyer thanks
Romance / Re: My Babe Threatened To Kill Me If I Leave Her; Should I Take Her Serious? by Ekponoimo(m): 12:11am On Sep 24, 2017
FortifiedCity:
I have known this my babe close to a year now. Well she confesses love to me. But she kinda surprised me when she said that she's scared of losing me: that she is willing to kill me if I ever leave her. I heartily laughed it off.
Just yesterday, she called after I deliberately ignored calling her for 2 days and didn't pick up when she called. She called and was very angry. I had to calm her and she later apologized for her anger.

Then I recalled what she said earlier about killing. Even though I believe I am invincible for any man, do you think her threat is something I should take serious?

Have you seen a woman carry out her threat of killing someone she loves? Please share.

Thanks.

SHE CANT KILL U JAREHHH THAT ONE NA MUMU TALK undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: My Babe Threatened To Kill Me If I Leave Her; Should I Take Her Serious? by Ekponoimo(m): 12:09am On Sep 24, 2017
grin THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO LEAVE HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT cool cool cool
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build This Mansion? by Ekponoimo(m): 1:06am On Sep 17, 2017
sorry please is this archicad softway or the new version of atlantis?
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga And Osagie Quarrel On Pulse Show (Video) by Ekponoimo(m): 3:39pm On Sep 06, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin LOLS am i the only one seeing that osagie wanted to disappear from where he is sitting when M.I raised his voice?? shocked

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Health / Re: Please What Can I Use For My Skin That Harshly Reacts To Mosquito Bite by Ekponoimo(m): 9:44am On Aug 31, 2017
Ok zoologists reveals dat 1 mosquito bite injects u with 100 sporozytes which eventually replicates as u already know about cells replication. So I think u should have more to worry about the intrinsic effect other than the superficial injury. But rub either of skineal or funbact A to rid off the marks
Romance / Re: Blazer Blaze Joeblaze, Sierra Leonean Singer Weds Older White Woman by Ekponoimo(m): 12:13am On Aug 26, 2017
[b][/b] sadfor the love of money
Family / Re: Four Sisters Get Matching Tattoos by Ekponoimo(m): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2017
crycryWhat's the essence?

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Business / Re: 5 Lessons I Have Learnt From Earning Over N6 Million On Fiverr by Ekponoimo(m): 2:54am On Jul 24, 2017
was sleeping just wake up and behold this. I'm this message was for me. There is a miracle here in this article and it has my name on it. Pls i want to know how to kick start asap. N the stipulated time 4 the ebook purchase is over how can i meet up. Pls just call 09056874027 or ekponoimoiphyok@gmail.com for serious business or u can drop ur number for me thanks. Any1 who is willing to help God bless u
Family / Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Ekponoimo(m): 11:09pm On May 10, 2017
embarassed no need to put the name under cover the woman must be a calabar woman. Caroline etim or akpan lols. They don't get satisfied. shocked
Crime / Re: The Evil Girls In Babcock University by Ekponoimo(m): 9:00pm On Mar 24, 2017
cry the more I read the more vague it gets. Obviously seeing an amebo trying to meddle in what doesn't concerns her. On my way to aso rock who is coming

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Education / Re: Tips To Achieving Your Dreams In Academics by Ekponoimo(m): 7:15am On Mar 21, 2017
Nice one
Crime / Re: Fake Soldiers Storm Meeting Venue In Ogun, Beat Lawyer, Client (photo) by Ekponoimo(m): 9:59pm On Mar 10, 2017
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samincredible44:
d police should hand dem over to d military
lwkfaint guy u wicked gan
Travel / Re: Akwa Ibom Residents Scoop Fuel From A Fallen Fuel Tanker At Ekom Imam Junction by Ekponoimo(m): 9:43pm On Mar 04, 2017
shocked iyammi
Romance / Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Ekponoimo(m): 12:49am On Mar 03, 2017
JSmart4u:
I've compiled a list of stupid things guys do for sex

1. DRUGS :

This has to be the first in the list,since most drug abuse are related to sexual activities. Guys self medicate for the purpose of lasting long during sex.This is very detrimental to health eg. Tramadol,codienne,cocaine,weed etc

2.Long distance travelling :

I had to put this at number 2. most guys travel long distances all in the name of getting laid.

3.Alcohol :

Noting much to say than what we already know. alcohol abuse has amounted in majority of cases relating to kidney and liver failure.

4. Mouth action :

Many girls refuse being laid without any form of mouth action. Guys stupidly do the deed all in an act of desperation to get laid. This can cause throat gonorrhea to name a few.

5. Spending lots of money :

I've known some friends who used their school fees money to get laid.

6. Patronizing prostitutes :

Many are guilty of this. These guys overlook the consequence of such actions,thereby getting infected with numerous sexually transmitted diseases.

Feel free to add yours!


So how do u know about all these? Am beginning to think sad well that nur my business . Any sleep for sell? shocked
TV/Movies / Re: Gbenga Aruleba Of AIT Dressed In Woman's Attire And Got People Talking by Ekponoimo(m): 10:02pm On Mar 01, 2017
shocked the caption and the post are in contrary. Op hope u didn't tk any ....?
Religion / Re: Ogun Vs Orunmila by Ekponoimo(m): 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2017
:oYoruba version of god of war. So where is crixus

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Education / Re: 7 Months after Induction, Yet no Pay! PTDF 2016 LSS Scholar Laments! by Ekponoimo(m): 9:40pm On Mar 01, 2017
beetown:
and how does this quicken the recovery of our estranged President...
Quote me and die!!!
How would u have sense

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Education / Re: How To Survive In A Nigerian Campus In This Recession by Ekponoimo(m): 12:46pm On Mar 01, 2017
ItalianWine:
I have spent all of my previous semesters as a student of Obafemi Awolowo University living on campus, and witnessing both the awesomeness and horrors of students living in the famous halls of residence. Life's pretty harsh around here, I've seen people go an entire day on an empty stomach, whilst still chasing multiple lectures in multiple locations, and after it all, they return to their rooms to soak Gari in the murky "Omole water" (named after the erstwhile Vice-Chancellor), and paltry peanuts and sugar. Pile all that on top of the misery of the current economic recession and growing inflation, resources dry up fast, and students end up drained, emaciated, in poor psychological state, overall in very bad shape. It's a hard life. But you should learn to afford yourself as much comfort as possible.

1- Manage your resources

All fingers are not equal. This saying is too popular to be forgotten, and yet many students have no value for it other than to recall it sometimes when they it helps them little. There's always a lot you want, but there's only a portion of it that you NEED. You need to use a scale of preference in every situation. Your friends and neighbours may be wearing cool shirts and nice shoes to every class, looking fresh and expensive. But that's what you see, what you cannot immediately notice is the difference between what resources they have and what you have, and even what they themselves are going through beneath those cool faces.

So you have #3000, what are your needs? First, write down everything you wish you had at the moment, now pick out the ones that you cannot do without. You're running low on foodstuffs, and it may be a while till you get any more money. But you also want this really cool shoes, so ask yourself which one you cannot live without.

Also, do you know that those snacks and meals at canteens are sapping more of your resources than you can imagine? If you buy one "Gala" sausage roll for #50 and the plastic bottled 7up for #100, you've spent #150, and of that five hundred naira in your hand you have #350 left. It still feels like a lot, till you buy #100 recharge card, Sugar and peanuts for #50, and then you have #200 left. You photocopy someone's notebook for #40, bought banana chips for #50 amidst lectures, and a sachet of pure water for #10. And now you have #100 left, in just half a day.

What could you have done, you could have bought vegetable for #100, cow skin (Ponmo) for #120, and #20 locust beans. Then you could have used the little palm oil left to cook it with some powdered pepper, and you have something to eat with for 3 days! You eat "Eba" or Rice with it, you'll be fine, with about #260 left. You'll eat before going to class and you won't need the junk food!

Manage your resources well.

2- Don't suffer in silence

When you're low on cash, or you're down on foodstuffs, don't hesitate to tell someone about it. Your Parents, your relatives, your friends... If you're not frivolous with your spending don't be shy to ask when you're in need. Don't just surmise that the economy is bad, look for those who can help you, and tell them about it. Suffering in silence is the worst thing that can happen to a student, just tell someone about it, someone who can help you.

3 - Don't overdo anything


Don't overspend, over-buy, overtly stress yourself, or trouble yourself with needless burdens. Don't buy 3 things of which you need one. You probably do not need another pair of jeans. And you probably do not need an extra pair of shoes, and you probably shouldn't get it.

Don't go out of your own way to buy a girl/guy anything! Your girlfriend or your boyfriend is not your wife/husband! And that girl who's your crush is not going to fall in love with you because you bought her #1000 recharge card, in fact, she may be using your attraction to her as an advantage. Be wise.


And have fun. Carefully

Source: Campus Punch



Aunty u go stingy o.. sad

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