nikkiking:
I just contacted the number on the sign board

Guess what, the son picked .

Hehehehe

Oya,comment what you saw.

jnizzle:
Am done wit season 1

Review

Let's discuss.

MissSlimbody:

...Very slim

like sugarcane stick? Receive fat in Jesus name! Wey TB Joshua and Pastor Chris when you need them?

MissSlimbody:
Okay, thanks.

welcome. Your moniker,your body slim like that?

MissSlimbody:



No, I no wan love you
Your, Moniker (ekwurekwu) is a form of greeting, in a community, in CRS.

It is talkative in Igbo.

Realtol:
Anaconda

Na snake?

lollystiver:
Hmmmm #this one is strong #

na 'armstrong'

MissSlimbody:
Op, are you a Cross Riverian?

Nope. Full bloody Igbo boy. Anambra brought up. You wan love me?

Here is the pic

Caption this hair style.
Cc-lalasticlala

sinizia:
Naija no dey carry last at all. Everything is an avenue for business and making money.

The more reason the world respect us the most.

AwesomelyMade:
What do I call these?

Some Nigerian pastors sha

hustles of life

It seems we will have a lot hustles in this new era.from trekking to biking

jnrbanks:




WORLD NEWS abi?.....ehen our election dey der news na..... shuo.....abi d election na film?

you no dey get wetin I dey talk. No be here we go dey go break news wey even NTA neva to report even till tomorow?

sauceTDA:
Racism I guess. We are blacks

far from dat.

meforyou1:
CNN reported that from the report they had, GEJ was leading. Were you deaf when the report was made.

It took how hours to do so? Don't you watch other News channel the way they give updates?

jnrbanks:
abegi....
when Iraq dey do election una dey show am?...when Afghanistan do election una show am?... when UK do der election una show am?... so y dem go show una election LIVE? abi na dem get d presidential poll ni?

oloshi......

#gej forever

shebi dem talk say dem be world news? Why dem always say BH don take over Abuja?

miqos03:
but US president spoke to Nigerians and the sec of state John Kerry was in abuja a few weeks ago

Do they work with CNN? If we had had a violent elections, CNN would have been the first to break it.

illuminatic:
I have noticed that as well. But it may not be unconnected with the failure of the card reader to accredit Jonathan easily cos that is a total turn off for the international communities.

Funny you. Are you implying that GEJ is 'manual' guy not 'digital' man?

zizazizu:
We don't need their Obama-sponsored news.

Correct bro.

Have anybody wondered why CNN is reporting the Nigeria's elections? Is it because, their predictions didn't work out? Nigeria is glued together like super glue. God pass una. We will conquer. #NeverAgain

lafflaff123:
Dry

You get water?

Call this a prediction or prophecy, it's none of my headaches. I'm concerned of happenings come 2015. Just listen, 2015 might be your year after all.

Harmattan will continue its thing and Vaseline will sell faster.

APC and PDP will begin their campaigns.

Elections will hold in Nigeria and a candidate will win. (Please, don't ask who, I only saw. Not authorised to talk)

Pastors will collect offerings and tithes.

Some Nollywood stars will get married while those who are chronic bachelors and spinsters have to meet me for a private prayers.

Rain will fall in 2015

Many babies will be born in 2015

People will buy new cars.

Boko Haram will be a thing of the past.

US and North Korea will continue to hack each others computer.

Rita Dominic should visit my headquarters for better counselling.

NEPA/PHCN will continue their thing while many 'I pass my neighbour' generators will sell more.

MTN will continue to send their unsolicited text messages.

Girls who left their boyfriends due to Christmas will return begging.

More people will join Facebook and Twitter.

Arsenal will add a trophy to their kitchen (For your mind, top 4)?

Many cows will used for suya.

There will decamping or crosscarpet into various parties.

People must Change church

chamboy:
"I DONT HAVE ANY FOREIGN INVESTMENT OR ACCOUNT"

keep dem coming.

holatin:
this should be in joke forum.

Oya, move am go there naw?

As 2015 general elections fast approach, I'm wondering the slogans our politicians will trick us. You remember in 2011, we saw and heard 'I had no shoes'. We watched somebody weeping on National Television. So what do think will be their words?

Mine- 'I donated blood to bomb victims'.

'I can scale all fences'.

Oya, leggooo...

I Don queue into the anoiting. Oya, filmprenuers in Abj, hala 07012620841:

@dicksonanslem55 what is your location? We might work together.

Truth be told, Nollywood is in deep trouble. Don't conclude yet that you know its troubles because there are more that meet the eyes. I'm one person who believes in Nollywood and its revolutionization in no distance time. Yes, I see a Nigerian story that will take the world by storm. A story that will not only take Hollywood to drawing board but will bring out the true image of the giant of Africa. Do we ever imagine that we have films like 'The Figurine', 'The Last Flight To Abuja', ' The Mirror Boy', and recently Chimamanda Adichie's adaptation of 'Half of A Yellow Sun'?

To save Nollywood from the thousands of present troubles, we all must stand up to action. Stop being an armed chair critic or social media caricature of our films, even Hollywood and Bollywood make bad films. The titles of Nollywood films will get you cracked up before watching the film. Take for instance 'ASUU Strike', 'Chocolate Pinging Salon', 'Dorobucci Girls', 'Missing School Girls' etc. Casting is another headache, why should Segun Arinze father a Ramsey Nouah? Why should Pete Edochie wear same beard whether he's playing wealthy or wretched man? Why would we have a man playing the character of a 'dibia' and you see him having either 'punk' or 'galas' haircut? What happened to dreadlocks?

Scripting is another issue. Sometimes I begin to wonder if some Nollywood films are scripted or the producer or whosoever that's in charge decides on whatever each of the characters say or do. Atleast, script in every film project gives both cast and crew a lead. Location makes Nollywood films look terrible if not how can a Clem Ohamaeze (a wretched farmer) live in a house nicely painted with iron sheetings?
Make ups and costumes don't really go well with Nollywood. Why would we have Jim Iyke as an accident victim and we watched clearly him hitting his head on the dashboard, but in the hospital his legs and hands are squeezed up in bandages?. Tell me reasons we won't use sacks as costumes on an epic film? Is it that our producers and directors didn't read history before going into a film project? Did we have wrappers before or after the coming the whitemen?

Why would Nollywood hell bent on recycling stories? If Director Pee made huge success in a film titled 'Detective Ibu'. It is another thing for producer CeeCee to create a different project not coming with recycled script of 'Osuofia Investicates'. The new trend is making the likes Nkem Owoh and Funke, Chiwetalu Agu and Ngozi Ezeonu, John Okafor and Eniola Badmus go to school.
Nollywood we should stop this mentality of ritual and charms' stories. The world might think that the likes of Dangote and Adenuga are ritualists.

Now, solving the problems of Nollywood like I said earlier it's not all about talking but coming out to act. You might never have all the resources in the world, but you need to start somewhere. If we must wrestle Nollywood from captivity and mediocrity, let's come together to tell a better Nigerian story. Hollywood and Bollywood were never built around those that didn't believe in what tomorrow's porridge yam of today's sweat. Nollywood is ours, lets reclaim it.