1-Jogging along gimbiya street,Abuja without 'protective boots'

2-Holding a reconcilatory meeting with Shekau's Uncle.

3-Advocating 'Compulsory Education' in Damaturu

4-Taking up a plum banking job in Maidugustan

5-Chomping Indian apples without NAFDAC number.

6-Kicking off CPC/ANPP Presidential campaign in Angwar Rogo/Gangare,Jos

7-Climbing orbed hills while humming the Yoruba hitsong 'magun'

8-Attempting to escape a mob after stealing a mobile
phone in Mushin,Lagos

9- Ward off Bank robbers with Nigerian PF gun/a VIO Neon vest/okija amulet

10-In the spirit of 'nationalism', erect a cenotaph for Gowon in Awka

11-Starting off a $10 million
'Miss Kano pageant' on a
beautiful Friday

12- Ombatse!

Thugnificent: Its has been quite an achievement for the Nigerian music industry as various Nigerian artist has raised the standard of music produced by featuring various foreign artist in their tracks. Example include: Dbanj and Snoop dogg, Psquare and Rickross, 2face and Rkelly. Other collabo I will love to see include: Justin beiber and Wizkid, Lil wayne and Terry G, Eminem and Timaya, Waje and Beyonce, Drake and Olamide.......Add yours.......

Lil Wayne and Terry G

For those of you laughing at Oga at the top video, what will make out of this one here -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&gl=NG&v=pYuPxycCbSA

The conversation between Messi and CR7.

A TRUE-LIFE STORY
My name is Gabby and I‘m a taxi driver. I‘m married -
not happily - to a beautiful woman and we are
blessed with two children. My wife loves me and I
love her but we are not happy together because of
the burden nature has foisted on me. Yes, my wife loves me but only endures our marriage because I‘m
over-endowed with the male Instruments.
My manhood is more a burden than a pleasure tool.
Despite the fact that we‘ve been married for five
years, I can count the number of times my wife and I
have made love. Luckily, we‘ve been blessed with two children. Because of the abnormal size of my
manhood, she‘s always in severe pains when we
have sex and she remains in pain many days after.
Having delivered two babies have not made things
easier.
Against my wish, I started patronising prostitutes at night. Even the prostitutes who endure my large
manhood charge higher fees. Others simply reject me
after enduring me once.
Last year, I met Jemima, a female police officer who
became my lover. She was a client and sat in the front
passenger‘s seat of my taxi. I don‘t know why but I was strongly attracted to her huge frame and started
developing an erection. Somehow, she noticed my
bulge and joked about it. She was obviously as
attracted to me as I was to her. That night, we met for
a date and later had sex. She became the first woman
who didn‘t complain about my manhood. In fact, she even complimented me by saying no man had ever
satisfied her in bed like I did. Since our first night
together, we‘ve become great lovers. I no longer visit
brothels and my wife doesn‘t complain anymore
because I hardly touch her. Jemima, my lover buys
clothes for my wife and children. She doesn‘t seem to mind that I‘m married. She even gives me money. Life
is good again but I have a problem: I‘m cheating on
my wife and I do care about going to heaven. What
should I do? Should I divorce my wife and marry my
lover?

http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=500802313302160&id=156208527761542&refid=52

Wickedness is when you put Taribo West, OBJ, Taye Taiwo and Aristide Bance in front of kids & tell them to sing 'All things bright and beautiful'".

It's time 'God' tells GEJ to pardon his Nairaland and Facebook haters.

CFCfan: President Goodluck Jonathan calls them ghosts. But a French businessman and an Islamic activist is travelling down to Nigeria in April to meet leaders of the Islamic terror groups, the Boko Haram and Ansaru.

The man who has given himself the daring task is Rachid Nekazz, a flamboyant, handsome and a rich French businessman.

He plans to arrive Kano on 1 April, staying till 7 April before returning to France.

Nekazz puts his money where his mouth is; he is never scared to speak against the government or in favour of Muslims anywhere they are maltreated or subjected to ridicule.

He spends his personal money to travel from continent to continent advocating for Muslims’ religious and civil right.

The 41-year old is also popular for advocating women’s freedom to wear the nijab in Europe. He once pledged one million euros to pay fines of French Muslim women caught wearing the full veil.

Nekkaz believes that Boko Haram and Ansaru are organisations that advocate for the respect and dignity of African Muslims.
He likened the actions of the sects to that of the controversial American organisation, Black Panthers, during the 1960’s and 70’s. “With respect to the dignity of the Muslim people of Africa and of Nigeria, the actions of the Boko Haram and Ansaru organisations have definitely resulted in numerous repercussions in the international press since 2009,” he said.

He added that like “The Black Panthers of America made many key strategic errors in their time. Those errors have tainted not only their image, but that of Islam in and outside the US for the last 30 years.”

Nekkaz is optimistic that his trip to Nigeria next month will help leaders of the sect avoid the errors made by the Black Panthers in the US. “By discussing and helping their mission and their strategic choices in a way that would accomplish their local mission, while improving the image of Islam across the world,” he explained.

He also hopes to address the French hostage situation while he is Nigeria. In 2009, Nekkaz travelled with Jean-Bruno Roumegoux China in hopes of preventing the execution of 12 young Uyghurs, a Muslim minority in China living mainly in the region Xinjuang, in western China.
Nekkaz is the son of Algerian immigrants to France where he was born. He studied history of philosophy at the Sorbonne, France. He later made a fortune with an internet start-up but then diversified into real estate.

With real estate came politics and in 2007 he contested the French Presidential elections but failed to secure the 500 endorsements required. In the legislative elections of the same year, he founded his own party, standing in the 7th district of Seine-Saint-Denis and receiving only 156 votes, just over 0.5 per cent of the ballot. He unsuccessfully stood in 2008 for the municipal elections, promising €300 to every voter if elected.

He has had problems with the French government which includes two international tax audits and one week imprisonment for his political activism.

Egypt’s Cheikh Abou Ishaq, and Iran’s Ayatollah Safi are some of the world’s Muslim spiritual leaders that have celebrated Nekkaz for his actions and his advocacy for the rights of Muslim women in Europe.

In Nigeria he will meet with a different opposition. The Islamic sects are different from what Nekkaz has always fought for but it is not impossible that he could proffer some solution and reach an agreement with the sect leaders. A respite in the North will be a welcome idea.
Nekkaz is the author of Millenarium, a book of interviews with the leaders of the G7 countries (Clinton, Chirac, Blair…). The book is focused on the future of World Ethics, Human Rights, and Peace.

Despite his advocacy for women wearing the niqab, he does not support men to force their wives to wear it and stay at home.
“I’m in favour of a law to convict a husband who forces a woman to wear the niqab and who forces her to stay at home. But I’m also for a law that lets these women move freely in the streets, because freedom of movement, just like any freedom, is the most fundamental thing in a democracy. How can a woman truly integrate or find a job if her face is hidden?” he asked.

link: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/french-bizman-offers-meet-ansaru-boko-haram-leaders-pm-news-lagos

April 1 is fool's day.

The fast rising actress and singer was kidnapped today
in her home. The strange incident happened in the front
of her gate. Eye witnesses said a black van drove and
stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and three gun men
emerged and whisked her away. A Police near by that saw the kidnap went down,
watched and took no actions but laughed. After the
kidnappers drove off, they left a note on the road and
the police picked it up and it reads: “Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge favor, we
have taken this drastic action to save the little we have
in this country. We got an information that Miss Tonto is
about to release a new song by march 1st titled
“Jeje” and we can’t look and fold our arms. Miss
Tonto would be released for five thousand Naira after march 1st”. So far no one is willing to pay N5,000 to set Mrs Tonto
Dikeh free. This is February Fool story!

So people, this is my big coming out moment. I am running for President in 2015. It was a hard decision and, trust me, I consulted neither friends nor family. It is significant that I arrived at this decision alone. Why? Because (and I love Winston in spite of his being an alcoholic and all) Churchill said that the best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. Trust me, while I don’t mean to bad-mouth the people around me, most of my friends and family would fall into the ‘average voter’ category. Forget about the party I will run under. Focus on my manifesto. I will go straight to the second reason why you will vote for me- the first reason being that I do not, like the average politician (who I admit is worse than the average voter) waste time on rhetoric and preambles. The second reason is that when I become president I will not change the names on government projects. I will simply add mine. This takes guts. To continue the projects of your predecessors without succumbing to that gnawing urge to do a 180 degree turn, change the names of roads and universities, to paint every government property with my name as if the money for these projects came from my pocket. Now the real reason for this might be that I have a huge ego and will be deeply hurt to see the president after me changing my name to his when he takes over but what does it matter to the average voter? Every country needs a president with a huge ego and I will be saving billions of public funds.
I will not wear a cap. I can confirm to you that this is a serious problem. Let’s face it: which Nigerian President has allowed gods good breeze to visit oxygenated air on his scalp? This surely, with all the heat in the Federal Capital Territory has to be at least partly responsible for stupid decisions like 4 billion naira mansions for First Ladies. I will, by not wearing a cap, save the nation from potentially dangerous policies.
I will ban the phrase “safe journey”. Enemies of our country have for long insisted that the government has failed woefully in building roads. Some even cook up examples and imply that it is a disgrace for example, that the road from Calabar to say an important tourist location like Obudu is bad. While I have not plied this road or others like the Abuja-Lokoja road, my gut instinct tells me these rumours are peddled by enemies of our collective progress who say things like “more people die from road accidents than any other disease” in Nigeria. What they don’t tell you is that perhaps we just drink too much. That surely cannot be the governments fault. However, to solve these problems I will simply stop people from implying that our roads are unsafe by using the phrase “safe journey”. The only other acceptable alternative will be “drive safe” because if a driver goes and crashes his car, the government should not share the blame.
I will not marry. Mention one first lady that has not been the object of attack by cavernous critics whose only joy is to cast aspersions on the good souls of president’s wives. Some even once implied that a certain first lady had as her stock in trade, laundering money and receiving kickbacks from contractors. Such blasphemy! To be sure, however, that such distractions do not plague my government I promise to defy every ‘settling- down’ bone in my body and keep my relationships simple; an unofficial partner at best, who will visit on the weekends. And no, my partner will not sleep over. That is how one gets roped into marriage, to the detriment of a whole nation. God forbid that such a thing should happen.
I keep a moustache. Just stay with me on this one. Tell me one decent head of state that we have had who has kept a moustache. That is, apart from General Buhari who had a small Hitler moustache and whose relative poverty is still cited as proof of his integrity. When General Obasanjo still kept a moustache in 1979, he had the good sense to hand over power on schedule and retire to his chicken farm without looting half the treasury. When he got into power again in 1999, what happened? He shaved. And lost his head so much that after eight years in power, he tried to arm-twist Nigerians into giving him another term! See what a moustache does to people? IBB, Abacha, Abdulsalam - all these guys who, like my friends would say, did Nigeria ‘strong-thing’ - all clean shaven. I will not fall into that trap. I will keep my moustache, so help me god.
As presidential aspirant, I have done my research. All the leaders who started wars, looted our treasury, destroyed the economy, sold us to the World Bank, and imposed weak and corrupt successors on Nigerians have one thing in common. Meat. They were all eaters of flesh. It has been proven time and again, that our stomachs are not built to handle meat. The violence involved in the killing of animals messes with your compassion and empathy. I will ban meat for all public office holders starting from myself. Only fish that dies naturally would be permissible. I will be vegetarian.
I admit to falling for some point-and-kill once in a while, but recently I made the conscious decision to treat cat-fish like people. The cat-fish won’t understand this, but no vegetarian ever looted his country.
I don’t like flying. I will sell off eight of the ten presidential aircraft. Nigerians can be sure that I won’t spend any crude oil money on presidential jets. It’s that blocking of the ears that does my head it. I will use bicycles. Nigerian presidents tend to put on weight in power.
Related to losing weight by riding bicycles is the fact that I wear slim-fit shirts. When was the last time a president of this great republic looked smart? Like in a slim-fit short sleeved shirt and nice slim chinos pants? For once a Nigerian leader that does not look like a greedy, flesh-eating member of a cultural troupe. Our respect among civilized nations will double.
I use a blackberry and I am very secretive. Which Nigerian president have you seen, in photos or in real life, handling his own phone? I will personally go on Facebook and Twitter to feel the pulse of the nation. While I will not give out my Blackberry pin for fear of abuse, Nigerians can be sure that I will personally read their tweets and not some young overzealous Special Assistant who will end up increasing my number of enemies online. Plus, I like
Twitter and would like to return there and tweet funny stuff when I leave power. Why would I mess that up? Surely this is a strong reason to vote for me
in 2015.
I plan to invade a small European country. Think of it. The past 200 years, black people have suffered one form of invasion after another by Europeans. I plan to put together a foreign invasion militia whose sole task will be to invade Switzerland. Because more recently they have been our worst offenders. I mean the British and Americans have allowed their guilty consciences to drive them to huge development investments through DFID and USAID. That is good guilt. Even the Japanese who didn’t do anything to us built hundreds of classrooms in Kano. And for all their sins- conniving with every Nigerian looter to hide their loot- what have the Swiss done for us lately? Nothing. I will beg the Germans and Italians to stay out of it as it is a private matter. I owe it to Nigeria to at least try. If I succeed we will change the government, organize elections and try the heads of their rogue banks for war crimes- because looting the treasury is an act of war. And if I fail, well, at least I tried.
So, the choice is yours. Violent meat eaters or aspiring vegetarian. Clean shaven, cap wearing people or mustached and openly bald. Pot-bellied members of a cultural troupe or a smart slim president. These are the important choices, come 2015. I trust that you will, in spite of being an average voter, vote for me and for change.

http://www.sundaytrust.com.ng/index.php/comment-debate/12045-why-you-should-vote-for-me-in-2015

AFCON memorable events.

1. U buy an underwear at a bend down select under
owino market and on facebook u write "i love Gucci
underwear"*God is watching u* 2. U re a married man wit 2 kids & on facebook u claim
to be single*God is watching u* 3. U re 21yrs old & dating a man of 54yrs,u updates says
"can't wait to see my baby" is dat ur baby or ur daddy?
*God is watching u*
4. U re drinking ice water & u update "i'm drinking
johnny waker on d rocks"*God is watching u* 5. U re in d house watching WWE RAW but u updates
"watching silver bird at d cinemas *God is watching u* 6. U sell retail biscuit and chewing gums & u updates
"had a long day at office*GOD is watching u* 7. U re waiting 4 a taxi and update "stuck in traffic thank
God 4 d airconditioner in ma car*God is watching u* 8. U re using fake nokia fone bnd u updates us status
"my laptop is slow"*God is watching u*
9. U re in katanga slum and update "near new
york"*God is watching u* 10. U real name is Mgbeke Ifeoma and on facebook u
call urself "Pretty Beyonce"*God is watching u*

CFCfan:

I know she was created by God, and I don't need her services. She will decide her own fate in due time.

Please, as an Igbo man, an adage has it that 'an elder can't be at home while a goat delivers with rope on it's neck'.

I hold no grudge against Cossy, but her lifestyle.

CFCfan: ^^
Wetin Cossy do you?

If you are happy about her person, then you need the services of Yaba by the left. She's a woman for God's sake.

CFCfan:

Well, that should be left to Cossy and her "future daughters" to sort out. Personally, I don't like indecency, but I won't write 'open letters' against an individual.

In fact, if I were Cossy and I met the writer, he is sure to receive some slaps. He is even lucky that I may not call on thugs to give him the beating of his life.

As he is an Igbo man, he is a confirmed anuofia.

The writer is here, do your worst?

Dear Cossy Orjiakor,

I must write you because, I cannot endure it any more. This letter is not ridicule you, serves a communication between a loving brother to a wayward sister since you're an Igbo. I'm a feminist. I love women and I happened to be one of your biggest fans. I did hear of stories of you sleeping with a dog, making porn films or dancing naked in a club. I didn't believe such stories, all those are hustles and the bad belle people should kiss snake.

Cossy, I know you've right to kind of life you so love to live, but sister this life of uploading unclad pictures of yours and public display of your huge 'properties' is alarming. We know you got them, but you not the only one around the world. Flaunting those 'properties' does not get you the desired attention, rather destroying your dignity as a woman. I don't know your plans because you're no more a girl rather a woman. Let's say, you were able to get married tomorrow with kids. What will your daughters think of you if any of them sees any of your unclad pictures? Yes, you deleted them, but someone out there was quick to download and archive them somewhere. The internet shouldn't be a place you tell how you were in the 'mood'. You can do that by whispering to a man and he will help you out.

Cossy, an Igbo proverb has it, 'A mad woman is not ashame when dancing naked at the market square, but her people'. I'm much ashamed. People talk badly about you and you call that popularity? You're too old to erect even a he-goat. Cossy, posterity will always tell.

Yours loving brother,

Uchechukwu Obiakor.

http://ekwurekwu./2013/01/22/an-open-letter-to-cossy-orjiakor/

For those wondering whom Akpors is. Here,he is in pics. Soon,a video interview will follow. Dream well at night.

Your husband, relative, boyfriend or
neighbour is a friend of the bottle. He loves
anything liquid in a bottle and you want to
put an end to that? Drinking is not just a
habit, but a disease. So, curing this
‘disease’ is simple if only you will listen to
me. I’m not trying to make out a satirica
write up, rather something that will help
generations to come.
Now, you so much hate this drinker as he’s
always full of nasty smell, staggers and
sometimes, he makes the gutters a
comfortable place to slumber. He urinates on
his wears. He talks gibberish and might
another route when going home, friends will
‘bundle’ him to the house.
You know and love him too well. You really
want to come home everyday and meet him.
Just apply this and pay me later. Don’t
doubt, with faith you can stop Mama Nkechi
from selling kai kai. You know the kind of
food he loves most and possibly a kind of
hobby. Now, cook that favourite meal, when
he must have gone on his drinking expolits.
Keep the food at the table and arrange the
house neatly. Make sure, you know his brand
of drink. Get away and get as much as you
can. Go call him in a playful manner. Feed and
let him drink at home.
Try this for a week and I don’t need to tell
you how he will change. Surely, he quit the
disease and became a sane man you knew
back days.

http://ekwurekwu./2013/01/17/how-to-cure-a-drunkard/

Dear Onyeka Nwelue,

I do not know Tonto.
I do not know you either. But you are a sorry
excuse of a man.
I mean what man pays attention to what a
woman says to the extent that he writes an open
letter to insult her?
What man will compare a Nigerian who is at least
trying her hand at something other than acting
with a woman who has all the equipment at hand
to assist her?
Is it not in this same England that a young singer
drugged herself todeath? Amy Winehouse to be
precise.
Surely there are people of your age who are far
more successful than you ever may be- this is not
a curse, but a reality of life.
Which purposeful Igbo man writes with no finesse
and insults a young lady he personally does not
know?
Was it your body she tattooed? Or your sister’s?
Or your mother’s?
Did she ask for your hand in marriage?
Where is the right of opinion? Yet if a soldier
smacks your cheek youcomplain of being
violated.
Your open letter is such a glaring admission of
joblessness.
You who judges a person and insults what her
opinions are, gives your own opinion…which
is amazingly filled with too much nonsense, I’m
afraid and which you suppose we must applaud.
You may not stand a Judge of Tonto. Nobody can.
Nobody is God.
So leave the girl to lead her life.
And lead your own life.

One word for you Onyeka : when your tongue or
finger in your case can not speak or write
kindness, keep silent, or do not write at all.

Yours sincerely,
Ngunan Agur

VillageBoi:

My bro, Happy New Year! Hopefully it was a minor thing and he went with Celtx. I don't think Final Draft is backward compatible with older versions as in FD8 cannot be opened with FD7 and so on; he still hasn't said which one yet.

bro, wishing you good health and better filming. You got it there.

VillageBoi: If you just need the script in the right format then download 'Celtx' for free... or did 'they' specifically ask for a Final Draft 'file'? And if they did; it's a very odd request and what 'version' are they running anyway?

I second villageboi.

akay_47: For me I enjoyed TOY STORY and ANTZ while AVATAR stays on my number 1 spot. That movie, Avatar, is SUPERB!...You guys should share yours
N.B: It would be interesting to have this on the fp

The Rudy Beast.

naijacgi: bein in the field for quite some time now, i have come to realize the stands in our film makings. although many nigerians have cried out loud in respect of the development needed in the industies. while many producers lack the strenth, others luck the ideas.

looking on the other side, i know few of the upcoming producers destined to light the industry. as this hand full of indivividuals continiously gear up efforts, i very much belive we are soon to take the lead in future of film making. producers like obi emeloye, fiery obase, and johnson rapon has light out the dark side of nollywood. now we awaits a deep impact crash of matalic appluas on their efforts.

You got it bro. We will together.

gboyetade: "We will give priority attention in the coming year to flood and erosion control, the rehabilitation and expansion of roads," he said. GEJ also spoke on the issues of employment and security. Nigeria has suffered numerous incidents of kidnappings, armed robbers, and attacks by Boko Haram in 2012.
The Nigerian President closed by urging Nigerians to become more involved in supporting the improvement of the country.

Full Text of the President Jonathan's New Year's message


Fellow Nigerians,

1. I greet and rejoice with you all as we celebrate the advent of a new year.

2. I join you all in giving thanks to God Almighty for bringing us and our beloved nation safely through the past year to the beginning of 2013 which, by His Grace, will be a much better year for us and our country.

3. In keeping with tradition, it is usual for individuals, institutions and organizations to make resolutions and set agenda as a new year begins, to guide their actions in the coming months.

4. I have already given a clear indication of the Federal Government’s agenda for 2013 in recent pronouncements. Our objective for the year is to ensure by all possible means that more of the programmes and projects envisioned by this administration, and which are already being embarked upon are further brought on stream within the next 12 months to meet the yearnings of our people, and raise the quality of life.

5. We have in the last year achieved a lot in terms of the positive transformation of vital sectors of our national life such as public infrastructure, power supply, oil and gas, transportation, education, health and agricultural development. We will continue to work diligently in 2013 to ensure that our efforts in these areas are carried forward to full fruition in fulfillment of our promise of better public services and improved living conditions for all Nigerians.

6. We will give priority attention in the coming year to flood and erosion control, the rehabilitation and expansion of existing federal roads, improved power supply, as well as the continued rehabilitation, upgrading and reactivation of the national rail network.

7. Employment generation and wealth creation will also remain a primary objective of our sociology-economic agenda for 2013. Creating more employment opportunities for our youth and graduates of our universities is an imperative that will continue to underpin our drive for massive economic growth, the rapid expansion of our manufacturing and industrial base, and the productive diversification of our national economy. In this regard, we will continue to provide the necessary enabling environment for the private sector to thrive.

8. As peace and security remain pre-requisite conditions for the full realization of our objectives, we will also do more in 2013 to further empower our security agencies who are working in collaborative partnerships with our friends in the international community to stem the scourge of terrorism in our country and enhance the security of lives and property in all parts of Nigeria.

9. I also want to assure Nigerians that we will refuse to be discouraged by those who have taken it upon themselves to pick on every initiative and effort of this administration. We remain resolutely committed to the rule of law, due process and fair play in all circumstances. Our democracy continues to grow, and the scope for human freedom continues to expand. It is an achievement that we will continue to build upon.

10. I say it again, we are determined to continue to push forward. We will do more, not less. We will remain focused.

11.For your part, dear compatriots, I urge that you all include in your new year resolutions a commitment to do more this year to support the implementation of the Federal Government’s Agenda for National Transformation in every possible way. That is all I ask for.

12. The task of making our dear nation a much better place for present and future generations cannot be left to government alone. Leaders and followers alike have critical roles to play in our march towards the fulfillment of our great national potentials.

13. Let us all therefore resolve as we celebrate the new year to place the higher interests of national unity, peace, stability and progress above all other considerations and work harder in our particular fields of human endeavour to contribute more significantly to the attainment of our collective aspirations.

14. I wish you all a happy and rewarding 2013.

15. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR
President
Federal Republic of Nigeria

http://gboyetade..com/2013/01/president-goodluck-jonathan-goodluck.html

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/president-goodluck-jonathan%E2%80%99s-new-year-message-nigerians-african-spotlight

Starting to believe in GEJ once again.

There is fear of uncertainity growing among Nigerians, especially those that went home the Xmas and New Year celebrations. A lot are afraid if a replica of what (Subsidy saga) happened earlier this year will repeat or GEJ is looking for a better New Year gift? What do you think?

make im try this kain thing for Warri naw?

dejijohns:
He is from maiduguri, run frm him; he carry bomb.

dejijohns:
He is from maiduguri, run frm him; he carry bomb.

he he he. Na you talk am o. My teeth no dey.

(1)Any guy with too many pictures and plenty
story is from London (he has no money)

(2)Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is
from China (he has no money and he is not going
back)

(3)Any guy that wears singlet every where he
goes is from Lagos (he has no money,he just came
to eat mama thank u')

(4)Any guy that wears kito slippers is from
Togo,Gobon,or Cotonou (he has no money,he
came so that mama will help him borrow money
from the village meeting)

(5)Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat
short is from USA, (they are stingy)

(6)Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho
stature is from South Africa (he has no money, he
only came to the villa to hide from narcotic police)

(7)Any guy that wears Jersey is from
Spain,Germany, France or Brazil(shishi dem no
get,and na dem do shakara pass)

(Any guy that has red coloured paper money is
from Korea (their money is near to zero value)

(9)Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from
Canada (they have small but na only drink they fit
buy for u)

(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like
laptop, iphone and bb up n down come from
malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to
complete money travel


(11)Any guy with pot belly and drives a 2012 or
2013 Model car is from Abuja (girls follow
them,they have plenty to spend)