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PoliticsRe: Does President Muhammadu Buhari Have A Conscience At All? FFK Asks... by ElCapone(m): 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
The FG and the NA will never let you have that info so forget it. We all know that soldiers are killed every day in the north but how many of their names have been published? How many families of fallen soldiers have you seen?

Many of our soldiers died in Liberia and Siera Leone but till today, we don't have their names and have not seen their families.
And Boko no claim responsibilty for dis blow dealt to our army *just thinking loud sha*
PoliticsRe: Does President Muhammadu Buhari Have A Conscience At All? FFK Asks... by ElCapone(m): 11:29pm On Nov 28, 2015
Its ffk who is d compound fool here, where was he when oga jonah played politics with this bh issue, where was he when we lost lives in yanya abuja and the presido still proceeded to kano for his campaign and nt only dat but danced azonto, what is he saying abt ppl like dasuki who diverted funds meant for da purchase of arms. What did he say when alex badeh publicly stated that he lead an army without ammunitions. This coke addict should just sharrap!!!!
PoliticsRe: Governor El-Rufai Sitting On The Floor At A Town Hall Meeting...(photo) by ElCapone(m): 11:22pm On Nov 28, 2015
wachakuta:
El-rufai broke record today as d 1st govr to presnt his budget to da people b4 even presenting it to d state house for approval... and d Budget was Planned based on d IGR of d state (nothing like dependency on Oil money)

Politics aside, how many of our state govrs can do dis??
And haters wldnt see dat side oh.
RomanceRe: Kano Bans Pornographic Movies, Blue Films Seized From Shops & Set On Fire (Pics) by ElCapone(m): 10:46pm On Nov 27, 2015
scholes0:
Na waa.
These people up north are more extreme than even the Saudis.
Then yhu don't knw what extreme is bro, just insulting da monarch of saudi alone can cost yhu your head.
PoliticsRe: Dolapo & Yemi Osinbajo Celebrate 26th Wedding Anniversary by ElCapone(m): 5:51am On Nov 26, 2015
Am as old as dis wedding anniversary.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Government To Adopt New Job Creation Measures — Ngige by ElCapone(m): 9:40pm On Nov 25, 2015
See Yhu guys shld b fast oh. We fast losing patience, I want get wife and 2 kids b4 buhari finish him presidency
PoliticsRe: Kogi: Buhari Setting Nigeria On Path Of Anarchy – Fayose by ElCapone(m): 6:54pm On Nov 25, 2015
So make Apc just surrender election wey dem don dey win with 40k + votes. Any decision favouring ur comatose party u wld applaud, if its against u spit tr*sh abi. Abeg. Joor park well.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye: I Am Sure HID Awolowo Is In Heaven by ElCapone(m): 6:32pm On Nov 25, 2015
Yhu urself can not say where yhu end up yet yhu already determining where somebody else wld end up. This is blasphemy joor cos only God determines 1s fate.
PoliticsRe: Dickson Iroegbu: "Should Nnamdi Kanu Be Harmed, Nigeria Shall Burn" by ElCapone(m): 9:06am On Nov 25, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1986BC][b] Ogoni 9 were murdered and Nigeria almost became a hell on earth.... .Nnamdi Kanu murdered? let us just say the south east and vast swaths of the South south will be areas most families of service men would fear for their loved ones be posted there-in....More or less the entire place will turn into a meat grinder for the NA,swallowing vast divisions but little survivors.....The economy paralyses as 70% of our crude oil exporting infrastructure goes up in flames as a result of sabotage, urban warfare, preemptive bombings etc. The Naira crashes against the dollar and most service men deep in combat against biafran forces might be owed wages plus inadequate equipment....Low morale.... Quota system bred illdiscipline and incompetency......the stress of fighting west African Isis and Biafra on two fronts would lead to a total collapse, chaos and desertions on a massive scale in the Nigerian Army leading to quick reclaiming of grounds along the Biafran border deep into Nigerian territory in its western axis-up to Ore and Northern axis -up to Benue River by Biafra.....Military scientifically speaking, it will be a race by West African Isis and Biafra on which force annexes how much Nigerian territory, how resource rich these territories annexed are, how amenable are its people to the cause whether Islamic or Biafra,their level or strength of patriotism to Nigeria or tribe,distance btw areas of military logistics importance and the Atlantic Ocean. At some point,West African Isis and Biafra might technically be territorial neighbors just as you have in Iraq with Kurdistan Iraq(Biafra), IsIs (BH)and Iraq government(The Zoo) all sharing territorial boundaries in Iraqi Land(Nigeria).However which way you look at it, tis a lose lose situation for The Zoo.[/b][/color]
Wishful thinking I guess.
PoliticsRe: Dickson Iroegbu: "Should Nnamdi Kanu Be Harmed, Nigeria Shall Burn" by ElCapone(m): 9:01am On Nov 25, 2015
DropShot:
Haba! Ordinary typo, you can't figure out. I blame over bloated ego.
Flat knock out!!!
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Audu buried. Sands poured into grave amidst tears by ElCapone(m): 8:36pm On Nov 23, 2015
otijah:
grin they planned it for his deputy. Apc never loved Audu but they knew he is loved by d masses and that's d reason y u see then claiming now that the deputy should overtake his position
Its all an act of God. Man proposes, God disposes.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Audu buried. Sands poured into grave amidst tears by ElCapone(m): 3:25pm On Nov 23, 2015
otijah:
APC has successfully carried out their plans, now let the drama begin.
This time PDP will teach them how politrics is been played
4 were again, after they are trailing behind by close to 40 thousand votes. Abi is it gonna b a case of 16 is greater than 19 again
PoliticsRe: Lawyers To INEC: Death Of APC Candidate Does Not Invalidate Election by ElCapone(m): 8:49am On Nov 23, 2015
ichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] We rather let the Supreme justices decide rather than money grubbing lawyers who are keen to let this imbroglio stretch further especially when you consider the hefty legal fees involved in the stretching exercise... Or since Audu is deceased and the deadline of submitting names of fresh candidates has elapsed then it behooves on INEC to remove and annul APC's candidature inaddition to declaring votes casted for the APC as wasted votes by virtue of their candidate's diqualification by death before proceeding to announce Runners up Wada as the Winner of Kogi Gubernatorial 2015[/color]
Even when elections are inconclusive? Bros take am easy abeg.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Audu To Be Buried Monday As Wada Declares 7-day Mourning by ElCapone(m): 11:29pm On Nov 22, 2015
godoluwa:
muslims wit their funny rites, let them conduct autopsy on Audu corpse b4 dem go bury am
Ogbeni nothing funny there ooh, e don die e don die. He only has his deeds left to keep him company in his grave. May his soul rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Poses With His Former Driver In The Army And His Daughter by ElCapone(m): 9:51am On Nov 22, 2015
Promhize:
And you that loves buhari, congratulations on your patriotism, while at it counter my assertions. It's your type we 'sheep'
Abegi leave english 4 dictionary. Isn't it obvious. Say whatever you like but I don't think I Wld give da satisfaction of having an argument. E-wailer!!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Poses With His Former Driver In The Army And His Daughter by ElCapone(m): 8:10am On Nov 22, 2015
Promhize:
You see when I say you are stup¡d, I'm understating the obvious.

What necessitated your previous comment about Fayose, if not self guilt?



What necessitated the bolded?


Buhari has not continued any project from the previous administration yet he is borrowing 2 trillion naira already. And you are talking about projects!


I'm not in Ekiti state, but I'm in Nigeria. What is your business with Ekiti? Look for an Ekiti man/woman and ask him those questions. I'm in Nigeria, so ask me questions about the illiterate you voted in as president, else forever remain silent.
Come out plain and say it, You hate buhari and we wld nt do any thing to yhu cos yhu have da right to feel any way abt anyone. Stop beating abt da bush.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Leaves Abuja For Iran On Sunday-punch by ElCapone(m): 11:03pm On Nov 20, 2015
personal59:
Good
Buhari abeg pal with iran jare dem get technology and also uranium they are also an ally of Russia. Abeg no come home if u no make friend with them o



But I think some people on this forum are just not informed and the money spend on their education ought to b use to raise a fish pond at least it will b more profitable
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali's Hotel Attack; Terrorist Freeing Those Who Could Recite The Quran. by ElCapone(m): 5:49pm On Nov 20, 2015
uzoonyx:
But why is it so contradictory in reference to the previous Quran quotation
One thing about quranic verses is that, they were revealed in certain situations that are or were different from other situations. So other verses reffering to killing of infidels were revealed during the heat of battles. Its nt even allowed islamically to attack a grp of ppl unprovoked. Yhu only go to war based on self defence, even in da heat of battle yhu have to abide to some strict rules and codes like, nt killing non combatants, no killing of women and children, no destruction of buildings and other places of worship be it an aetheist temple, no mutilation of corpses, no chasing or running after enemy even after they have retreat or maltreating ur enemy when dey surrender. If yhu can notice, dis terrorists have broken all da listed codes.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali's Hotel Attack; Terrorist Freeing Those Who Could Recite The Quran. by ElCapone(m): 5:44pm On Nov 20, 2015
IYANGBALI:
this one na revised standard version abandoned by all muslims grin
I really can not blame yhu in any way cos some few have chosen to portray islam in a negative light. For next time plz quran has never been revised in any way. The way our prophet delivered it is how we still have it. Yhu may only say, ppl interpret it to suit their selfish desires.
Jokes EtcPractical Questions by ElCapone(op): 5:38pm On Nov 20, 2015
Abeg score this student.

Foreign AffairsRe: Mali's Hotel Attack; Terrorist Freeing Those Who Could Recite The Quran. by ElCapone(m): 4:06pm On Nov 20, 2015
This is what the quran says about terrorism 1. Terrorism is above all murder. Murder is strictly forbidden in the Qur’an. Qur’an 6:151 says, “and do not kill a soul that God has made sacrosanct, save lawfully.” (i.e. murder is forbidden but the death penalty imposed by the state for a crime is permitted). 5:53 says, “… whoso kills a soul, unless it be for murder or for wreaking corruption in the land, it shall be as if he had killed all mankind; and he who saves a life, it shall be as if he had given life to all mankind.” 2. If the motive for terrorism is religious, it is impermissible in Islamic law. It is forbidden to attempt to impose Islam on other people. The Qur’an says, “There is no compulsion in religion. The right way has become distinct from error.” (- The Cow, 2:256). Note that this verse was revealed in Medina in 622 AD or after and was never abrogated by any other verse of the Quran. Islam’s holy book forbids coercing people into adopting any religion. They have to willingly choose it.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Executives From Peugeot At Aso Villa Today (photos) by ElCapone(m): 9:17am On Nov 20, 2015
Salex007:
nobody is above mistake guy... Grow up
Lol really trying hard to.
PoliticsRe: Family Of Diezani Alison-madueke Outraged By Dele Momodu's Visit To Her - Lawyer by ElCapone(m): 6:59pm On Nov 19, 2015
olafunny:
End time thieves...





Buhari don plant sickness 4 their body!! She is one of the goats in the jonathan 'goats and yam theory'.

Buhari didnt take the yam away from the goats...












He simply poisoned it. grin grin chop nd die..
Laff wan kill me abeg. She na sniper abi na otapiapia him use.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet, C.O Mohammed Weds Young Lady (photos) by ElCapone(m): 6:46pm On Nov 19, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]End time wedding.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Executives From Peugeot At Aso Villa Today (photos) by ElCapone(m): 6:42pm On Nov 19, 2015
Salex007:
I hope casting my voting to buhari won't be my greatest regret of this year... Cus this is not what we sign for
VOTING....CHAI!!!
Christianity EtcParis Attacks by ElCapone(op): 5:26pm On Nov 19, 2015
Sheikh Yasir Qadhi Wrote.... Ok, so, let's review what we're learning so far about the Paris attackers: Two of them owned a bar. One was a regular hashish user. Another never prayed in the mosque and grew up in a life of petty crimes and a series of girlfriends. None of them studied the Islamic tradition. Disenfranchised, isolated, ignorant. (And before people start saying that this is what the media says, realize that most of this information is being relayed from family and friends). Oh, and of course: they intentionally left a fake Syrian passport at the scene of the crime so as to make it even more difficult for innocent Syrian refugees to find asylum in Europe. And these are the people leading the 'jihad' to free Muslim lands?!? Yup, fits the bill perfectly actually. In all cases, the stereotype of a 'radical terrorist' is exactly as above. Why is it that only such people are recruited by the extremists? Because they have absolutely nothing to begin with. No knowledge. No intelligence. No education. No life. Because if they had *any* of these characteristics to begin with, they would know how utterly vile and counterproductive such actions are. Already, dozens of Islamophobic attacks have been reported across the Western world. Many countries and states have announced plans to stop any more asylum seekers from entering their lands. Mosques have been burned or vandalized. More attacks against Muslim lands have already been launched, and no doubt others will continue to follow. And the mood in many circles becomes even more irrational as it spires maddeningly closer to calls for total surveillance, or curtailing of religious rights, or mass expulsion, or perhaps even genocide of all Muslims. Truly, as our Prophet (salla Allahu alayhi wa sallam) said of such groups: their speech is beautiful, yet their actions are ugly, they quote the Quran, yet have absolutely no understanding of it, and those whom they fight in the name of Islam (ie., the majority of the Muslim world!) are closer to Islam than they are. My contribution...... Allaahumma dammir Daesh tadmeeran. Ameen. = Oh Allaah, utterly destroy ISIS. Ameen.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders DSS To Produce Nnamdi Kanu On November 23 - Thisday Live by ElCapone(m): 3:26pm On Nov 19, 2015
solash:
The way you extra judicially Struck Yousouf abi?

Stupidity...
Stupidity.... Dats exactly what yhu displaying biafran!!!
PoliticsRe: Secretary’s Appearance At Military Probe Unsettles PDP by ElCapone(m): 3:08pm On Nov 19, 2015
Xsolutions:
FISHING huh...CHAI! undecided
Dat bros needs to resit NABTEB
PoliticsRe: Secretary’s Appearance At Military Probe Unsettles PDP by ElCapone(m): 3:07pm On Nov 19, 2015
jenyfah:
End time

Meanwhile

Interview Start...

>> MP&HR Officer <<
........................................

HR : what is your name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : In full please...

Mike : Michael Phang

HR : your father's name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what does that mean?

Mike : Melvin Phang

HR : your native place?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what's that?

Mike : Malacca Province

HR : what is your qualification?

Mike : MP

HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Mike : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?

Mike : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?

Mike : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Mike : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??

Mike : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..

Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?

Mike : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..

Mike : meaning??

HR : Mental Problem!!!
Ogaaah oooh.
PoliticsRe: Secretary’s Appearance At Military Probe Unsettles PDP by ElCapone(m): 3:06pm On Nov 19, 2015
edlion57:
Since buhari resume office...nigeria is no more d same....gej we miss u
Bro otuoke no far nw.
PoliticsRe: Secretary’s Appearance At Military Probe Unsettles PDP by ElCapone(m): 3:03pm On Nov 19, 2015
dustmalik:
I smell trouble for someone after his tenure. Criminal charges awaits grin
He may nt even finish da tenure, u get cadaver for cupboard yet d person go dey yan rubb*sh!!!
PoliticsRe: Court Orders DSS To Produce Nnamdi Kanu On November 23 - Thisday Live by ElCapone(m): 10:10pm On Nov 18, 2015
Just strike the shepherd and the sheeps go scatter!!!

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