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fast and furious in bed last nite

nice and slow in bed last nite

whurr, u got a problem wiv that

lionel richie- i call it love

wonering why i cant concentrate on my coursework

triflecta in bed last nite

no one  alicia keys

@mailmalc
lmao, uh u just booyed


@kateflow
ssup hun

if i ruled the world - nas

Thug Life:
She is my baby
she is my girl
I love her so much
if you mess with her
am going to mess you

lol, in my country we call that 'a lullaby'


@topic

Thank goodness we crossed the first of 5 hurdles, four more emphatic wins and i'll increase my title win bet

na u kno


when last u used a gun

@thuglife
try to kick ass but i'll stay gentlemanly and leave him

@ib
stick out my tongue again

is rice naija food


went clubbin

ask her if i can have this dance

5 minutes ago


last week after stayin up late

wwtltu last time u ate naija food

@ib
hmmn, that's what ur learnin ehn, when ur mum catches u saying that. . .i'll deny you swear down

hot chick on pluto

love is war

young, pretty and lovely

this mornin


wwtlt u said the f-word

i wan drink small stout- some crazy 9gerian dude

@mailmalc
when i sack u ehn, u'll go call ur own lawyer

warn him for the last time that he'll lose his job

when u believe in bed last nite

let's dance in bed last nite

@chiogo
tell her it's 3pm here already


@ib
ask her how we'll order chinese from an italian restaurant

@topic
tell him i'll fire him if he keeps lending out my car to pple

rehab remix -- amy winehouse feat jayz

ask her what she'll like to eat

@ib
i'm fine

@topic
just wondering, is there ever winter in pluto?

t-shirt in bed last nite

err. . . to me the f-word is among the best things english has adapted. i wonder if them germans have their own version. just imagine a word u can use for errtin in a sentence

what the Bleep is fcukin wrong with this fcukin bleeper?? _{don't try this at home}

that's swearing at the highest level. . .but in se where i stay most pips would prefer to use 'freakin' instead, u drive your point home without being too vulgar. u want to hit the point but u don't want em old folks in the bus to freak out so u go

that dude is a freakin pervert 

@topic
as ib said the pips that use the f-word here are the low-class whities, though the s-word is still alrite.

if u were to see the ride sumone was talking about in the uk, u'll go like

arrrrgh, that car is sick. . .

or
angolan chicks are the shit. . .

also try as much as possible not to start using 'thingy'
i'm so used to it that it almost destroyed a speech i needed to contest for a post in college.