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Jamean:
of course
this is not romance section

0955eb027:
Ay.. U be boss nah.. Upon al d twisting, una stil finish am nooni..

Lol no o. No be me.

This yahya guy no go change.
I remember he used the October 1, 2010 bombing for us then. Very funny guy.

The do or die style of politics played in SS is second to none.

marqueetim:
Dear Shell,
This is getting akin to last year.

Tif

Congrats dear Jazmiynne.
I'm proud of you.

Favolly:
Lol! Yes o

Anybody that comes for me is so on his/her own

Because dem manage put your school there now, we no go hear word again.

Mehn madrid no get chill at all

Jeez2:
Me love me some Arsenal... Gunners for life!!

Newcastle were just unlucky

theyrynsolar:
Do I know you

I forgive you

theyrynsolar:
Bros wetin concern Airplane with road no good

smh

So, everything today is about Olamide & Don J.
I guess Dasuki and Kanu will still comment on the saga.

amicable09:
Share the money ElDee Baba...lol

Lol only Dasuki can share the money

Cover of Forbes Magazine standing next to Oprah and the Queen.

marqueetim:
Cc ElDee.Vee

Boss, how far

Jamean:
- know what the Company of your interest does and mingle with people already in that practice.

- after any failed attempt do not conclude that you are a douche bag, dust yourself and brush up your skills.

Good points.
I copy

Favolly:
Ruu.Die Jo.ecutie ElDe.eVee Big.marx

Thanks Fav

Favolly:
Okay, thanks but I'll pass

Bye

Favolly:
That's supposed to be another name for Christ Embassy?

Yes

Favolly:
What is BLW o?

Believers Love world

Favolly:
Lol! But the members have already confirmed that it's true na

No need to invoke the wrath of God

Let's go to BLW this night.
I'll pay

theyrynsolar:
Happy new year ElD.eeVee, BUSHHUN.TER, tosyn.e2much, softapp.less, Trapn.ews... You guys rock you've all made Nairaland worthwhile.. I pray the Good Lord of the most high throne grant you all your heart desires. We shall AL sing a new song in 2016. Love you all... I between you are all invited to my birthday Jan 9

Happy new year to you too.
Wish you God's blessings.

1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person
who shares past questions and other pieces of
advice Eremy, Debbie, DMainMan

2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments
bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/
Under Employment FriedPlantain

3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has
gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone
whose gatecrashing experience paid off.

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people
whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless
of the state of your job hunt ProudOlodo

5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people
always like to take information without giving. We
know at least one. If you don't know, then you're
probably one of them.

6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always
has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them
keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to
keep trying because there's light at the end of the
tunnel. Jarus, xfire.

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even
ask you the content of a regret mail. 555k

8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down
to earth and always very courteous to both known
and unknown posters even in the face of
provocation Amicable09, Beau49, Lero15

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most
frequent user in the section. Someone you will
always find in one thread or the other in the section Amicable09

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a
world class company was by who fine pass, this
person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you
have to have a profile picture that would be up for
the duration of this awards. Ivvy

11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section. They say Lero15, Davide470

12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to
attract the most attention from the guys. Jamean, Eipreel

13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be
aware of job vacancies even before the positions
become officially vacant and only posts confirmed
vacancies Davide470, Debbie, Eremy

14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best
use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c Adeaks, TheRealAdonye

15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in
the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time Amicable09, Naanxie

16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody
knows them. People want to be them. Their
mentions are perpetually on fire. Jarus, Davide470, Lero15

17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None
fazes this Joblander. Marqueetim

18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows
practically every job lander. The mods are
exempted from nomination.

19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up
different emotions in the minds of those on the
thread. 5555K, Cutehector

20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every
thread looking for an opportunity to make their
dream come true. Jazinogold, Jazmiynne, Lantessy

21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose
personality based on NL activity you will like to have
on board if you own an organization.

22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job
Section. This person has excelled in most categories
above. MacMaster01

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster
who has been on Nairaland for a while and has
carved a niche for himself/herself in the section.
Anyone who's won this award is exempted from
nomination.

24. Thread of the year: The thread that made
everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern
you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is
exempted from nomination. 2015 SHELL GT, HARPS GT

25. Couple of the year: The people you always want
to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones. Lero15 and amicable09

oluwasammy:
Pls i need good explanation nd step to follow for me to have good grade in REAL ANALYSIS nd LINEAR ALGEBRA

These are pure mathematical courses. You need to dedicate time to understand the processes. Some cramming skills may be needed too.

Anyone here knows Lebesque measure?

naanxie:
Pls cash me

Okay. See me in camera.

Favolly:
Yes ke!

Now explain ElDe.eVee

Well, just like you.
I'm an ElDeeVee, hence ElDeeVee.

ilori1930:
.
catch fire

Boss, how's the break

naanxie:
Yimu

Iffa cash you