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Ask yourself: "How did Christ pray?"

Nonexistent girlfriend=wreckormend post=87977402]Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.[/quote]

[quote author=sojayy post=72376850]Chaaiii ! Ken sarowiwa comes to mind........naija don upgrade pass this level since....... ibb i sight u




...You mean Dele Giwa?

dominique:
Is there any lawful possession of human parts?

Yes, of course. As medical students, we usually go home with bags full of human bones skulls, etc for private studies

jerryunit48:
Believe this at your own peril

Lolzz

Splinz:
How dare you! Have you not heard the successful creation of 40,000 email addresses for government officials?

Chai!! . . .you haf killed me!

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nerodenero:
Nigerian Pastors will never try this. It can only happen in Kenya, Zimbabwe and that xenophobic country. Our pastors love life, they don't practice what they preach

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baylord101:
That's the power of heat

. . .and they still wrap themselves all over with blankets? Naa, it's overcrowding for sure!

GloriaNinja:
DON JAZZY AND HIS BIG HEAD IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN AY'S COMEDY CAREER.

I see your BIG MOUTH from your dp

THIS IS SHEER WICKEDNESS!!!!

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Explorers:
Two suspected terrorists are on the run after a nail bomb planted in a St Petersburg train ripped through the carriages - killing at least 10 people and injury 50 today.Several Russian media outlets have released the CCTV picture of the bearded suspect who was wearing a long, black top and a hat blamed for causing the carnage by detonating a bomb that was packed with shrapnel.The terrifying incident took place on a train that was travelling between Sennaya Ploshchad and Sadovaya metro stations. A second explosive device disguised as a fire extinguisher was foundand defused in a nearby station.Nobody has claimed responsibility for the explosion, but previous attacks on Russia have been blamed on ISIS and Chechens.A search warrant has now been issued for two people in connection with the attack - one for planting the bomb which detonated at Sennaya Ploshchad and the other for leaving an explosive device at Ploshchad Revolutsii station.A source said: 'Two people are being sought on suspicion of planning the blasts, one of whom is thought to have placed the explosive device in the metro wagon and the second person for leaving a bomb at the metro station Ploshchad Revolutsii.'Dozens have been injured, including at least three children, as it was reported the man left a briefcase on a train before moving carriages moments before the deadly blast.

[/b]And Russia is busy banning Jehovah's witnesses. Its obvious they don't know the source of their problems!


















SMH

Chai!! I just died!!

dainformant:
According to a Gambian journalist and Human Rights activist, pictured is the plane of president Yahya Jammeh -fueled and parked in the middle of the tarmac. According to the reporter, the president's pilot has also been instructed to be on standby amid the political tension in the country.

This just comes after the president declared a state of emergency, just two days before he is supposed to cede power after losing elections last month. In a national TV address, Jammeh said on Tuesday the measure was necessary because of "the unprecedented and extraordinary amount of foreign interference" in a December 1 presidential vote, which he lost to opposition leader Adama Barrow.

The state of emergency, which is supposed to last 90 days, bans "acts of disobedience" and "acts intended to disturb public order".

Meanwhile,reports have it that Nigeria soldiers will, on Wednesday (today), arrive at a base of the Economic Community of West African States troops in Senegal to ensure that President Yahya Jammeh of the Gambia steps down on Thursday, January 19.

Nigerian warship, NNS UNITY, is also heading for the coast of The Gambia to join the operation.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/01/gambian-president-gets-his-plane-ready.html

How can one schedule an election on MY BIRTHDAY and not have problems? Ayam woching!!