EmmaNuella77:
And these people throwing shade at him are SIMPs in reality.


Op I admire you�

IdioticNLmods:

The mods are always idiots and always pushes trash to the front page

HantaVirus:
All of you insulting the OP are very stupid... Na person say make una no get girlfriend? Chronic masturbators....

Everywhere is on lock down and the young man is trying to do something creative and "playful" with her girl and y'all yapping shit...

Stupid he-goats with malfunctioning brain.

maasoap:





You all behaved and typed like you're bitter or jealous or something.



Even you! To say that you are the most pathetic among them is to say the least.

Did you all see this post from Explorer yesterday? A post about a cutie dancing on a roof top in New York City amid lock down and how they eventually went on a date and police officers even took pictures with them?

https://www.nairaland.com/5765467/covid-19-story-quarantined-cutie-dancing

You guys are losers and killjoys! Fvck you all for ruin this guy's day. The funniest thing is that once an unfortunate troll happens to be the first one to comment on a thread like this, other zombies would simply follow.



Thanks guys

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

StPete:


It became his business when you posted it on social media. Guy go and get sense, it's too early in the month to be stupid

oloriLFC:
Thank you. I remembered the guy and the roof top girl's story and I was just fumimg at the responses of many people here, especially guys. Yesterday, people were like" oh, awwn, love story, I like this", yenyenyen! but here is someone that said something he did and they are all criticizing him. We are hypocrites in this country ! Is OP the cause of the global pandemic or is he the cause of hunger in the land? Nairaland is too childish, annoying. Especially if few people say negative things about a person, others with no mind of their own would crawl out and join the bandwagon, spewing thrash. Yet they say it's women that are mostly bitter. See responses! "He doesn't have a job; the girl might leave him" blablabla nonsense! Bitter souls! Y'all should get a life! Mtcheew!

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

wreckormend:


I was going to reply you with same tone. But on a second thought I, I decided not to add to your grief. It's a new month. The positive vibe around me is so insurmountable. So I got nothing but love for u. Stay safe

Freehuman:
You are a disgrace to men across the globe. It's a shame that people your age are working from home and improving their financial status but all you do is chase an unromantic amoeba you call "girlfriend". You spend your meager but diminishing and scarce resources on a stupid , useless and shapeless Nigerian female creature who will not only run your "3 zeros" bank account dry but will not also hesitate to dump you for a higher bidder.



This is not necessary now! Can't you see he was only trying to be humourous!
You're very jobless . How can an intelligent man type a long epistle just for a worn out passage not only his tiny needle passes through?

Wreckormend you are useless. Your old man wasn't wrong!

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

KingAzubuike:
You are a very big disgrace. In this trying times you still have time for jokes

obembet:
M

calculator101:
You will soon come back here and write how the babe left you . Channel your energy on how to make more money than writing this long epistle..

wreckormend:


Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

SweetCunt97:
Yaaaaawwwnnnnsssssss.... That must be the most boring shii I've seen this new month. Lawd dammit!

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Kizzygentle:
I envy u guys that have gfs. Its really bae catching fun dis period with ur loved one. Forget corona and let d fullness of nature takes its cause. Please don't mind d guy that made d 1st comment. He is envious of u. April fool has always been fun and don't let even corona spoil today's fun. Onelove.


Wow seeing so many criticism in dis. Its unfortunate how humans can be. Am 100percent sure that 70 percent of u that are criticising and raining insults on him are just been envious.
30percent are just been hypocritical just for clouts.
See op if this is what makes ur relationship fun please keep d long epistle and d fun rolling.
Humans will always be humans. Mehn I can't believe what am actually seeing.
I don't av a gf but I quite know too well that ladies love long epistles.

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

SweetCunt97:
Yaaaaawwwnnnnsssssss.... That must be the most boring shii I've seen this new month. Lawd dammit!

Freehuman:


Pocohantas ' defender Bleep off!

DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. Op below..

Odion2016:



As in..joblessness personified..
Supposed Babe myt probably be gettin some good D right now...

CoronaVirusPro:


Do you know if he was in North Korea and that gibberish gets to Kim Jun Hun, he could be killed for it

The time he spent composing that could have been used to plant 100 seedlings of maize. But he just wasted it.

Let's just thank God we not in North Korea.