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SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Elebiju: 7:53pm On Jan 29, 2013
Rastamann: Looks like you are correct
chei alomo no be fish drink Ooº°˚ ˚° see d effect
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Elebiju: 7:46pm On Jan 29, 2013
Another penalty Ooº°˚ ˚°. Ahan see as dem d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y change jersey abeg make una do jawe
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Elebiju: 7:39pm On Jan 29, 2013
Goaaaaaaaaaal!penariity d igbo boys don work pirate goal Ooº°˚ ˚°
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Elebiju: 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2013
saxywale: I don't think keshi is ibo..

I hope ya'll missed osaze, he would have atleast entertained you guys....
okay stephen keshi ​NA̶̲̥̅ ibadan guy abi as I̶̲̥̅̊n stephen keshinro,pls equip urself with facts before u comment his name is Stephen Okechukwu Keshi
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Elebiju: 7:19pm On Jan 29, 2013
omega25red: why dont you and your racist friend go phuck each other. No one gives a crap about your opinions
wow!I hope d mods aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ here,if no one gives a hoot about M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ opinion then u must be fool cos u just quoted M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ opinion and pls google d meaning of racist before u blind us
SportsRe: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 (0 - 2) On 29th January 2013 by Elebiju: 7:11pm On Jan 29, 2013
13volts: When an igbo coach select only his ethnic group in a national team

Super Eagle or Super Igbos?
here comes a man after M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ heart,I be typical naija guy Ooº°˚ ˚° and I can say it typically that stephen keshinro has applied sentiments I̶̲̥̅̊n his selection shey all this igbo boys wey be say ​NA̶̲̥̅ piracy and fake drugs dem sabi ​NA̶̲̥̅ them he pack for team,*jaw I̶̲̥̅̊n hands waiting for d outcome*
Foreign AffairsRe: Car, Airplane Coffins Built In Ghana by Elebiju: 6:52pm On Jan 29, 2013
Pooh thread M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ grandfather was buried I̶̲̥̅̊n a airplane coffin I̶̲̥̅̊n 1998 so its not a new thing ask anybody who stays I̶̲̥̅̊n ketu M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ name says it all
FoodRe: Wrapping Of Prepared Food With Newspapper By Local Food Vendors, How Hygienic? by Elebiju: 6:44pm On Jan 29, 2013
obi4eze: cheesy I know u like suya but it's not hygienic because the meat used could contain tapeworm or another worm called Trichinella spiralis (trying to remember the english name).
so u mean tape worm can survive the heat from the mai suya roaster?omo I no believe that one Ooº°˚ ˚° cos that ember sef fit roast human being to death moreover I d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y chop suya wif the paper sef cos d sauce d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y stick for d paper u fit try am sef u go know say e d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y sweet pass d suya gangan tapeworm join
Car TalkRe: Car Falls Off 3rd Mainland Bridge Into The Lagoon by Elebiju: 1:30pm On Jan 26, 2013
My kinsmen to the rescue ayemafughe ilaje,but I never see the car Ooº°˚ ˚°
FamilyRe: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by Elebiju: 11:53am On Jan 26, 2013
geogeous: My mum is not a fan of gossip. Back then when i was still young,a neighbour told my mum that another neighbour was cheating on her husband. Just before she finished her story,the neighbour she was talking about passed. My mum called her and asked the other neighbour to repeat her story...con see stammering.
I did it for my ex-roommate,now she knows better ! grin grin grin
I know u will never be sincere,u think say we no sabi ur mama ni abeg No d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y lie for us jawe
FamilyRe: Funny Things You Inherited From Your Parents by Elebiju: 11:47am On Jan 26, 2013
Hmmmm I inherited my dad's humourous character,his mustache and weakness for busty babes cos my mum is d type,while I've got my mum's no nonsense attitude
Jokes EtcRe: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Elebiju: 5:42pm On Jan 11, 2013
A friend saw M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ post on nairaland and asks
Quest: wow I saw Ūя̲̅ post on nairaland,Are u on nairaland?
Ans:no I'm on waterland
Jokes EtcRe: How To Answer Some Funny Questions People Ask by Elebiju: 5:37pm On Jan 11, 2013
Regiblinkz: *hits head on the floor while laughing*
finally here comes M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ case study
FamilyRe: If Your Kid Scratched Your Car: How Will You Respond? by Elebiju: 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]ill whip him raw and bloody because he didnt mention his dad name.[/quote]I support u jare better person,that child must be a bastard I repeat the pikin wey get liver take nail write I love u mum for d car wey I take M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ money buy for d mama must be a bastard,me wey I inject am inside d mama womb pay for antenatal,buy bournvita with milk when d mama get him belle,still do topping and I even paid d hospital bills when dem born am money wey I spend for immunization,bcg and co no get account,I bought his diapers though I no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y like to change am Ooº°˚ ˚° even if e commot maggot for him yansh I no like to d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y see pikin shit,I bought sma gold,similac with iron and even frisocream wey he chop for baby,I paid his school fees from daycare till when he sabi how to write the nonsense wey him write he never had a second thought abt all I went through make him write I love M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ daddy instead,I swear he is a bastard or he was swapped at d hospital,the thing no go easy Ooº°˚ ˚°.
PoliticsRe: 'Smelly Nigerian': Racist Confrontation On London Train by Elebiju: 3:20pm On Jan 11, 2013
Shey ​NA̶̲̥̅ by force to stay for ilu oyinbo ni?and I don't understand why these white pigs think every black is a nigerian,me thinks dem just d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y beef nani
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Kneel Down For Your Husband Openly? by Elebiju: 3:14pm On Jan 11, 2013
Beync: Me sef as a woman man i cant stand my wife kneeling down for me in the public,the thought of it alone is embarrassing.
WTF! I no blame u sha u don talk say u be woman wrapper,abeg if M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ woman kneels down to apologise I̶̲̥̅̊n public how does it concern anybody abi I collect loan for GTB take pay her dowry?abeg ​NA̶̲̥̅ wetin I like I go take M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ woman do for public Ooº°˚ ˚° infact I fit shit for her hand sef e no concern anybody make una free me Ooº°˚ ˚° I no wan see any quotes,just joking nani do we have to wash our dirty linens I̶̲̥̅̊n public?
Christianity EtcRe: Footballers And Supporters Going To Hell? by Elebiju: 3:05pm On Jan 11, 2013
Una just d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y decieve una sef ni Ooº°˚ ˚° ,u wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y dance alingo because barca no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y among d listed clubs I̶̲̥̅̊n hell fire hear this u go dance dat alingo wella with messi and xavi for hell fire stadium,wetin I even d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y talk sef ​NA̶̲̥̅ all of us be candidate of hell fire if we wan d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y sincere
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Find Charm In Your Partner‘s possession? by Elebiju: 9:16am On Dec 28, 2012
Kini mofe se,I live a charmed life so I don't expect anything less from M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ partner.
FoodRe: Will You Share Food This Christmas? by Elebiju: 11:02pm On Dec 24, 2012
Share wetin?ehn ehn! I don know Ūя̲̅ plan,u want make I share food so e go open way for M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ enemy to reciprocate by sharing sara or aseje with me abi make I come die God don reveal una plan Ooº°˚ ˚° u don fail.
TravelRe: What State Do You Live In? by Elebiju: 10:49pm On Dec 24, 2012
​NA̶̲̥̅ lagos state Ooº°˚ ˚° since dem born M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ father I̶̲̥̅̊n fact I too like M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ area (KETU)
Jokes EtcRe: This Kind Of "Gbagaun" From A Nigerian Graduate! by Elebiju: 5:24pm On Dec 24, 2012
blink182: He's a tout, definitely passed through school but school didn't pass through him.
and I say u're a fool for passing such judgement,do u have a proof that d poster is a graduate and even if he is one let's examine his post critically,he made a very good contribution and I doubt if u've ever made one on this thread pathetic wannabe!
LiteratureRe: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Elebiju: 4:17pm On Dec 24, 2012
deywarley: 1. When will I die?
2. Where will I die?
3. How will I die?
go to deathclock . Com
LiteratureRe: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Elebiju: 4:11pm On Dec 24, 2012
uceee: Oga google, wetin be the names of the three wise men?
Elebiju,Seun and Abrahamovic ahan u suppose know now shey u no do CRK for Ūя̲̅ secondary school ni,huh! See d result of bad education Ooº°˚ ˚°
LiteratureRe: The Weirdest Question You Ever Asked Google? by Elebiju: 4:08pm On Dec 24, 2012
Price of garri I̶̲̥̅̊n peckham.
CelebritiesRe: “I Am The Only Actress Who Hasn’t Slept With An Actor", Cossy Orjiakor Tweets by Elebiju: 4:39pm On Dec 23, 2012
shey the dog wey Bleep am no be actor?
CelebritiesRe: “I Am The Only Actress Who Hasn’t Slept With An Actor", Cossy Orjiakor Tweets by Elebiju: 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2012
dridowu: Who is Cossy Orjiakor ?
Cossy?Cossy?ehn ehn she is an IGBO dog sowi babe that strips herself in d name of acting she is shameless like d rest of her tribe,u need to watch apple juice video,d babe has no sense of dignity,bayowa used her and dumped her like filth when she was dancing for obesere,hmmmm cossy olomu ibepe.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by Elebiju: 2:46pm On Dec 23, 2012
Lanresnett: Guy, y nt wait nd clearify ur name, rather than running. Cal d customer to meet u up @ gtb branch which e said e made d deposit. Insted of ignoring his calls, nd running from dis forum. It makes u look like a scam!!!!
do really have to comment?why dont u go thru the thread thoroughly,the guy (chibuzor)has confirmed that he did sent the money to his account yet u jumped to the thread and posted rubbish
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict Pardons Ex-butler by Elebiju: 1:26pm On Dec 23, 2012
Ymodulus: you cant be crius?? why did he allow the man to go to jain in the first place? y not forgive him dem? i tot the bible say forgive pple so ur heavenly father can forgive u?
yeeh yeeh eyesore o chei i pray i dont go blind o CRIUS,JAIN with spellcheck everywhere peeps still dey fk wella
Music/RadioRe: Which Musical Instrument Can You Play? by Elebiju: 1:16pm On Dec 23, 2012
just the saxophone and clarinet,i hate strings with a passion.
Music/RadioRe: Gangnam Style Hits 1 Billion Youtube Views, The World Does Not End by Elebiju: 8:17am On Dec 23, 2012
greaterlove: i love the video, i love the song thou the only thing i understand is ' heeeeey sexxxxy ladies', but who cares i love it anyway.
I understand u jare better person shebi u no understand awilo when u danced to u even our own ori e ofakasibe and kako bi chicken

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